Author: BO

  • Blu-ray Review – Heavier Trip

    2018’s “Heavy Trip” was a big surprise. The Scandinavian comedy examined the panicked ways of a black metal band trying to fake it until they make it, hoping to share their “symphonic, post-apocalyptic, reindeer-grinding, Christ-abusing, extreme war pagan, Fennoscandian metal” sound with the world, only to find all kinds of goofy roadblocks to exposure. Co-writers/directors Juuso Laatio and Jukka Vidgren certainly know their stuff when it comes to the strange world of this music genre, and they understand the value of silliness, making one of the best pictures of its release year. Some time has passed, but the men of Impaled Rektum are back in “Heavier Trip,” and the helmers endeavor to sustain the same speed of humor and music in the sequel. It’s a mostly successful effort from Laatio and Vidgren, who set up another wild journey for the characters, landing sizable laughs and knowing references for the follow-up adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Tapestry of Passion

    Reprising his most famous role, John Holmes returns to screens as Johnny Wadd, a private detective dedicated to helping his clients and he also enjoys sleeping with them. 1976’s “Tapestry of Passion” is a strange title for what becomes a movie about serial killing, occult practices, and sadomasochism, and there’s almost no passion in the picture. However, there are villains and women with money looking for help, putting the main character on the prowl for answers around San Francisco. Holmes isn’t exactly a charmer, but he remains the focal point for the endeavor, with co- writer/director Alan Colberg trying to assemble a somewhat dark take on adult cinema, adding elements of danger and threat that don’t exactly mix well with more heated encounters. Entertainment remains with the oddness of the story and a few confrontations, but “Tapestry of Passion” isn’t particularly successful with suspense and erotic intensity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – All Night Long

    1976’s “All Night Long” is a tale about a competition. There are no feats of strength or speed, as endurance is the goal presented here, exploring an eventful evening for two men looking to achieve a special award for most pleasure shared in a matter of hours. It’s a simple concept from co- writer/director Alan Colberg, but it mostly connects in the feature, which intends to provide bits of silliness to go along with the usual in adult entertainment. Perhaps suspense isn’t really the point of “All Night Long,” but a certain level of energy is presented throughout the viewing experience, following the developments of a particularly hurried night of carnal delights and the rowdiness of the group assembled to watch them vie for a special title bestowed to only one man per year. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Stitch Head

    The children’s book “Stitch Head” was originally published in 2011, and became a hit for author Guy Bass. Naturally, the writer capitalized on a good thing, creating an entire series for the character and his world of monsters and mayhem, with six releases in all, generating an entire universe to explore for fans. Now there’s a movie, with writer/director Steve Hudson attempting to bring Bass’s collection of oddball characters and the needs of their hearts to the big screen. There’s a playbook to follow for this kind of animated offering, as Hudson turns to musical numbers and an extended finale to make sure family audiences are comforted by some sense of familiarity. More exciting is the picture’s sense of humor, sold through some wonderful performances and elastic animation. “Stitch Head” probably won’t carry on for five more sequels, but as an introduction to the character and his universal concerns about loneliness, the endeavor is very entertaining and periodically hilarious. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Regretting You

    There was a lot of trouble surrounding the 2024 release of “It Ends with Us,” and the legal journey still isn’t complete for the picture. However, the movie was a major hit, finding tremendous box office success as the first adaptation of a Colleen Hoover novel, and now the race is on to bring more of the author’s work to the big screen. “Regretting You” is the next out of the gate, reaching theaters about five months after it was shot, aiming to sustain interest from Hoover’s fanbase with another offering of troubled love and broken hearts. Director Josh Boone (“The Fault in Our Stars”) is challenged to make the usual in melodrama somewhat appealing, but it’s an uphill battle with this material, which serves up even more easily solvable communication problems in the guise of devastating personal woes, while Hoover’s fondness for broad conflicts is immediately grating, making for a long sit. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

    Bio-pics about musicians are a common sight these days, with a few of these titles managing to break through and find success, backed by fan interest. Just last year there was “A Complete Unknown,” which strived to deliver an examination of Bob Dylan, who’s gone most of his life trying to avoid such attention. “Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere” also hopes to crack open a performer who’s not all that comfortable with confrontation, and writer/director Scott Cooper has a specific time and place to focus on in the picture, which examines the creation of Springsteen’s 1982 folk album, “Nebraska.” There’s a little personal history in play to help develop the subject’s psychological state, but the feature is no examination of a career. It’s primarily interested in depression, leaving Cooper (who’s adapting a book by Warren Zanes) to create an exploratory tone that makes such darkness worth investigating. “Deliver Me from Nowhere” isn’t all that successful when it comes to pace, turning deep feelings and bleak thoughts into sluggish cinema that’s ultimately not that illuminating. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025)

    1992’s “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” was a low-budget, low-stakes production for Disney, with the company giving the picture an early January release date, showing little concern for its marketplace performance. It was something for the multiplexes during a time when holiday hits were losing steam, but a funny thing happened to the Curtis Hanson-directed chiller: it developed into a word-of-mouth hit. It became the number one movie at the box office for four weeks, topping the competition with its twisted ways involving a vengeful nanny and the family she seeks to destroy from within. Hollywood finally gets around to the business of reanimation with a new “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle,” which also deals with nasty nanny business, trying to resurrect the ickiness and menace that turned the original into a must-see. Lightning doesn’t strike twice, finding director Michelle Garza Cervera and screenwriter Micah Bloomberg lacking inspiration and imagination for evildoing this time around. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – This Too Shall Pass

    Writer/director Rob Grant heads back to the 1980s to examine the state of the teenage heart in “This Too Shall Pass.” It’s a Canadian production that’s out to merge comedy with a bit more sensitivity when it comes to adolescent feelings, tracking the misadventures of a young American and his buddies as they handle numerous setbacks while on a secret trip to Ottawa. There’s fun to be had with the central premise, but Grant isn’t committed to making something on the crazy side, showing more interest in the emotions and experiences a few of the characters are dealing with, taking these people as seriously as possible. This focus isn’t always helpful to the tonal balance of the endeavor, but “This Too Shall Pass” has a heart and a mind, which is unusual for this type of entertainment, also providing a fine cast capable of managing the screenplay’s dramatic shifts. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A House of Dynamite

    Kathryn Bigelow has been around for quite some time. It’s been eight years since her last directorial offering, and the film, “Detroit,” was a career misfire, failing to boost her professional opportunities after scoring a critical and box office hit with 2012’s “Zero Dark Thirty.” “Detroit” was decidedly underwhelming and too crudely made, forcing Bigelow back into the realm of political and war-based tensions with “A House of Dynamite,” which is scripted by Noah Oppenheim (“The Maze Runner,” “Jackie”). The pair look to dramatize the twenty minutes available to Washington D.C. and military teams when a nuclear missile is launched, coming for a major American city, scrambling professionals as solutions are pursued and panic sets in. It could be the new “Fail Safe” or even “The Day After,” but “A House of Dynamite” is repeatedly forced to recover from structural choices and deal with an unsatisfying ending, which helps to dilute the shock value Bigelow and Oppenheim are hoping to deliver. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Ballad of a Small Player

    Director Edward Berger pulled off a cinematic miracle just one year ago. Tasked with making a suspenseful picture about a collection of cardinals gathering to select a new pope, Berger and his production team managed to make arguably the most exciting feature of 2024 with “Conclave,” achieving extraordinary tension out of a story that, from the outside, appeared to be an Ambien pill in the making. Berger jumps right back to work with “Ballad of a Small Player,” joined by screenwriter Rowan Joffe (“28 Weeks Later,” “Before I Go to Sleep”) for this adaptation of a 2014 novel by Lawrence Osborne. The story concerns a gambling addict and con man dragged through an assortment of challenges to his fortune and mind, with Berger focusing intensely on the punishment of desperation. Lightning doesn’t strike twice for the helmer, who can’t seem to find the rhythm of “Ballad of a Small Player,” which wants to be many things without being much of anything. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blue Moon

    Richard Linklater keeps moving forward in his career, which is filled with interesting choices, giving him one of the most unique filmographies in the business. After delivering “Hit Man,” one of his best movies, Linklater goes from love and violence to a night in a restaurant in “Blue Moon,” which spends an evening with lyricist Lorenz Hart as he wrestles with his creative future, spends time trying to catch the attention of a beguiling young woman, and recognizes his career shortcomings. Reteaming with screenwriter Robert Kaplow (the two collaborated on 2008’s “Me and Orson Welles”), Linklater is left to manage a theatrical-style examination of heartache in many forms, and he pulls it off quite well. “Blue Moon” remains in a single location with a handful of characters, but Kaplow maintains snappy dialogue and emotional puzzles to solve, and the helmer has fun with it all, also scoring big with star Ethan Hawke, who’s wonderful as Hart, offering his most interesting, alert performance in quite some time. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Stiller & Meara: Nothing is Lost

    Jerry Stiller passed away in 2020, preceded in death by his wife, Anne Meara, who expired in 2015. They were professionally known as Stiller and Meara, becoming a respected comedy team throughout the 1960s and ‘70s, achieving some degree of fame with their stage interplay, which was tied to their real-world marital relationship. To Ben Stiller, Anne and Jerry were simply mom and dad, and soon enough, he was tasked with emptying out their New York City apartment for a future sale. Most people would quietly go about their business, but Ben elected to take advantage of the situation, bringing in a camera crew to create the documentary “Stiller & Meara: Nothing is Lost,” which pays tribute to the performers and tries to understand their human side when away from the stage. Ben is joined by his sister, Amy, for an exploration of the past and the present, offering an in-depth and often uncomfortably intimate study of Jerry and Anne and their unusual life together. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Shelby Oaks

    Horror can be a tough business, and it’s even harder when there’s limited imagination for frights in charge of the picture. Making his filmmaking debut is YouTuber Chris Stuckmann, who hopes to deliver a thoroughly terrifying feature in “Shelby Oaks,” though he doesn’t have much to work with in what’s truly a very dull endeavor. Lifting from movies such as “The Blair Witch Project” and “Rosemary’s Baby,” Stuckmann doesn’t have drive to really launch into disturbing behavior. Instead, he’s positioned himself somewhere between a found-footage endeavor and a chiller, never quite settling on a single approach to make sense of his main idea. “Shelby Oaks” (which was shot three years ago) aims to be creepy, but it’s painfully generic and poorly paced, resembling most other low-budget genre efforts in the marketplace with its strange appreciation of suspense and uneventful plotting. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Alexandra

    1983’s “Alexandra” attempts to study the troubled ways of relationships as friends, spouses, lovers, and sex collide over the Christmas holiday. Writer Don Walters looks to generate a knotted appreciation of easily distracted people and the presence of some type of puppetmaster aiming to manipulate the group, creating a plethora of characters, each with their own private concerns as they try to make sense of their lives. Confusion is a key part of the material, but such bewilderment might come for viewers as well. “Alexandra” has a good cast of actors who understand what’s required from the production, and direction by Tim McDonald is competent, aiming to generate some level of tension as private lives are exposed to all. However, something clearly went wrong in the editing room, as the tale feels incomplete, creating a short-sheeted viewing experience for material that initially appears quite focused on following a specific story of humiliation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Passions of Carol

    “A Christmas Carol” has been adapted time and again, remaining prime fodder for media interpretations since its debut 181 years ago. I’m sure author Charles Dickens would be pleased with the endurance of his work, but perhaps a bit surprised to see it transformed into an adult movie. 1975’s “The Passions of Carol” provides a loose interpretation of the original book, once again exploring the bitterness of Scrooge and the character’s long journey towards behavioral illumination. The fine details aren’t exactly correct in this version, but a general appreciation for Dickens’s message is here, along with plenty of stops for erotic happenings as director Shaun Costello (billed as “Amanda Barton”) attempts to create a Christmas story with a handful of actors, minimal budget for sets and costumes, and a New York City groove. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hot Lunch

    It’s not every day that one encounters an adult film about an encyclopedia salesman who secures orders and promotions through bedroom skills. 1978’s “Hot Lunch” is most definitely a weird picture from writer George Price and director John Hayes, who try to find something of a story to tell in the feature, though they come up a bit short when it comes to narrative cohesion. “Hot Lunch” remains entertaining in moments, not overall, as trying to follow the bizarre turns of plot and character might leave viewers a little dizzy. More secure are select ideas on seduction, which add some comedy and craziness to the endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – William Tell

    For most people, the name William Tell conjures images of a crossbow accuracy contest involving a human target with an apple placed on their head. Perhaps there are even memories of “The Lone Ranger” and its use of Gioachino Rossini’s “William Tell Overture” as its main theme, successfully bending the tone of the original work to fit a wild west setting. Writer/director Nick Hamm is looking to restore the tale’s integrity with “William Tell,” endeavoring to give an 1804 play (by Friedrich Schiller) the “Braveheart” treatment, out to conjure a big screen epic featuring numerous characters and various motivations. It’s a big movie, but only in certain moments, and Hamm isn’t an inspired helmer (“The Hole,” “Godsend,” “Killing Bono”), out to transform European tensions into a Shakespearean viewing experience, creating a sluggish offering of heroism. “William Tell” might be of value to those most patient with historical actioners, but casual viewers probably won’t walk away with any fresh appreciation of the man and his mission. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Frankenstein (2025)

    “Frankenstein” has been done to death. Originating as an 1818 novel from author Mary Shelley, the tale of creation and revenge has been resurrected in all forms of media for over a century, finding its greatest popularity in the world of cinema, where the darkness of the story is allowed to be explored in full. There’s been no shortage of adaptations and general riffs on Shelley’s creation, but such well-worn artistic terrain doesn’t deter writer/director Guillermo del Toro. The man in love with monsters, del Toro finally gets a chance to play with The Creature in his own production of “Frankenstein,” going the big-budget route that emphasizes cinematic scale and texture. The picture is something to see, offering exquisite moviemaking craftsmanship, but like a lot of del Toro’s work, “Frankenstein” struggles to connect on a soulful level, remaining much more interesting on a technical one. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Good Fortune

    Making his feature-length directorial debut is comedian Aziz Ansari, who looks to “Good Fortune” (also claiming a screenwriting credit on the project) as a way to address the woes of life, especially for those struggling to survive financially in a world that’s happy to leave people behind. Ansari brings in a heavenly touch to play with some religious magic, and borrows a bit from 1983’s “Trading Places,” which offered a comedic take on the story of “The Prince and the Pauper.” “Good Fortune” looks to offer humor and sweetness as it examines the frustrations of class inequality, but it’s hard to understand exactly what Ansari wants his audience to feel when he’s stuffed the movie with weak jokes and unlikable characters. The film is a bit of a mess, at least tonally, and reveals Ansari’s weaknesses as a helmer, never quite grasping how little heart there is in this picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

    Writer/director Mary Bronstein aims to cinematically communicate the pressure cooker experience of being a mother in “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.” There have been a number of slightly similar endeavors in recent years (including “Tully” and “Nightbitch”), exploring the psychological fragility of women who are doing their best to keep it together as pressures, real and imagined, build up around them, causing a temporary break from reality. Bronstein goes to a much darker place in “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You,” reaching into the main character, who’s handling too much and all at once. The helmer offers a powerful examination of helplessness, and actress Rose Byrne shakes off the sameness of recent performances to vividly portray an emotional meltdown leaking out of a tightly wound person, getting to the core of a fantastically complex living experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com