Author: BO

  • Film Review – Guns Up

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    A study of Edward Drake’s filmography almost qualifies as a horror experience. He’s been grinding out low-budget actioners for five years now (nine movies in total), and all of them involved the participation of Bruce Willis (who, as we understand now, was fighting a painful health decline due to a developing dementia diagnosis), involving himself in a particularly icky professional situation that provided him with something of a career. It’s amazing there hasn’t been a book written about the alleged exploitation of Willis, but until that day arrives, we still have to deal with Drake, who returns with a new lead actor in Kevin James for “Guns Up,” which is very much like every other feature he’s previously helmed. Also claiming a screenwriting credit, Drake delivers an extraordinarily generic offering of violence and cutesiness in “Guns Up,” supplying nothing new to viewers as the endeavor goes through a tiresome routine of shoot-outs and unwelcome broadness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Congo

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    In 1993, there was "Jurassic Park." The feature was born to become event cinema, putting director Steven Spielberg to work transforming a Michael Crichton book into a must-see movie, and even better, the effort delivered on a huge scale. It was a technical marvel and a thrilling ride, and because "Jurassic Park" fulfilled its monetary and creative potential, Hollywood clearly wanted another one. "Congo" is also based on a Crichton book, and one that returns to the deep jungle to revisit exploration and animal threats, but there's no Spielberg to be found here. Instead, there's Frank Marshall, Spielberg's trusty producer who helped bring classics such as "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Poltergeist" pass the finish line. Marshall's directorial career started with promise, finding some sensitivity in 1993's "Alive," and he channeled his boss's way with suspense in 1990's "Arachnophobia." "Congo" seems like a slam-dunk production, but the dino odyssey was smoothly crafted and superbly acted. The gorilla chiller is clunky, campy, and strangely ineffective when summoning big screen thrills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Sliver

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    After dealing with the demands of supporting work and bad movies for a decade, Sharon Stone finally broke through to the big time in 1992's "Basic Instinct," making her mark in a charged erotic thriller. Naturally, Hollywood wanted another one just like it, positioning 1993's "Sliver" as Stone's next step toward superstardom, playing to her physical and performance strengths as another character caught up in a murder mystery and sexual games. Director Phillip Noyce (fresh off the success of "Patriot Games") and screenwriter Joe Eszterhas (who wrote "Basic Instinct") are certainly prepared to deliver a spicy, spooky understanding of personal issues and primal attraction, but "Sliver" is slippery, and it eventually succumbs to stupidity (courtesy of clumsy reshoots). However, all is not lost, finding mood to the offering that's initially appealing, as Noyce attempts to craft something seductive and disturbing with this take on voyeurism. It has its moments before it completely falls apart. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Racing with the Moon

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    Screenwriter Steve Kloves would go on to help create the cinematic world of the "Harry Potter" franchise, and even contributed to the bigness of superhero cinema in "The Amazing Spider-Man." In the early 1980s, he was just a struggling writer trying to sell a script, finally landing an opportunity with 1984's "Racing with the Moon." Kloves crafts a literary style understanding of youth during the tense years of World War II, following the exploits of two young men dealing with the reality of military service as they cling to the frivolity of their teenage years. It's a coming-of-age tale in many ways, giving director Richard Benjamin opportunities to explore sensitive days of concern and excitement as the characters come into contact with emotional experiences at home while facing possible finality oversees. "Racing with the Moon" commences with interesting scenes of friendship and courtship, as Benjamin really captures the wartime mood, also doing well setting up relationships. It's the last act that takes the material to a dramatic place it can't handle, as Kloves struggles to find a way out of the story, heading in the wrong direction as melodrama floods the endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Ghost Cat Anzu

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    "Ghost Cat Anzu" is an adaptation of a manga series that began in 2006. Directors Yoko Kuno and Nobuhiro Yamashita have quite the dramatic challenge in the material, which initially delivers a mild sense of comedy and episodic experiences, only to end with a battle between supernatural forces. The first half of the picture works the best, capturing a very strange but amusing sense of oddity with the eponymous character and his daily adventures. Once heavier plotting and fantasy worlds join the endeavor, "Ghost Cat Anzu" loses most of its appeal. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Madea’s Destination Wedding

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    Although Tyler Perry once proclaimed he was retiring his most popular character in 2019, Madea returns once again to wreak havoc on the lives of friends, family, and customer service workers. Perry goes the Adam Sandler route in “Madea’s Destination Wedding,” gifting himself a vacation with the endeavor, which takes the gun-totin’ grandmother and her troubled clan to the Bahamas for a change of scenery. There’s more sun and hotel action in the picture, but Perry isn’t about to alter his usual way of moviemaking business, intent on keeping the offering crude in every way. “Madea’s Destination Wedding” is more of the same from the filmmaker, who offers sloppy work and random screenwriting, and Perry has no interest in timing, keeping the tiresome effort caught up in endless riffing and episodic shenanigans, only saving storytelling for the very end of this dismal feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Don’t Log Off

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    Screenlife movies are difficult to pull off. The subgenre requires viewers to sit with characters as they work with their keyboards and phones, often in suspense situations involving killers and predators. There’s not much movement to be found, beyond screen activity, creating inherent limitations when it comes to physical action, which is usually paired with thrillers and chillers. “Don’t Log Off” is another attempt at screenlife suspense, this time examining the dangerous ways of a video conference birthday party, with the guests pulled into a troubling evening when one of their own goes missing during the gathering. Co-writer/directors Brandon and Garrett Baer show a command of screen movement and are dedicated to making sure viewers understand these personalities, but “Don’t Log Off” doesn’t come to life with any sort of fear factor. The picture is lethargic and anticlimactic, and the helmers don’t solve any of the storytelling issues that come with this style of filmmaking, remaining muted with horrors meant to shock the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Superman (2025)

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    It’s interesting to note that writer/director James Gunn has made seven movies over the last 20 years, and six of them have been based on or influenced by comic books. The man loves superhero cinema, and the success of his “Guardians of the Galaxy” series has turned him into an industry authority, even placed into a leadership role for DC Studios, tasked with launching a fresh round of world-building for the comic book company. “Superman” is meant to pour the foundation for this new direction, giving Gunn control of arguably the most famous superhero of all time, and one who’s been brought to the big screen on many occasions. The new “Superman” is striving to be massive and loaded with comic book references, but there’s a limit to how much the screenplay can take before it starts to ignore its primary appeal, and Gunn’s feature gets close to collapsing on multiple occasions. It’s loaded with characters and story, though it’s really at its best when dealing with Superman, giving star David Corenswet an opportunity to shine as he carries a wobbly, overwritten franchise-starter across the finish line. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sovereign

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    “Sovereign” is based on a true story, using the details of the 2010 West Memphis police shootings to inspire a study of American insanity as it spreads throughout the land and across generations. Writer/director Christian Swegal makes his feature-length helming debut with the endeavor, and he dips into a particularly dark tale of influence, examining the experience of a teenage boy who’s completely guided by his father’s radicalization, eventually challenged to understand his parent’s poisonous way of thinking as he begins to mature into an adult. “Sovereign” is a riveting picture that aims to identify the frustration of those lost to indoctrination, also providing a parallel perspective with law enforcement to balance out the viewing experience. Swegal is careful and observant with the film, which reaches many chilling moments and painful reminders of U.S. extremism, and it’s held together by star Nick Offerman, who provides a searing performance in one of the best roles of his career. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Nuked

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    In 2018, residents of the Hawaiian Islands experienced quite a jolt during an average January morning. Instead of enjoying some sleep or the start of daily routines, the area was presented with an Emergency Alert System communication warning that a ballistic missile was headed for the area, urging people to immediately seek shelter. Citizens were left in a state of panic for 38 minutes, believing the end of the world had finally arrived, only to be told the whole incident was a horrible mistake. Writer/director Deena Kashper appears to be using the nightmare situation to inspire “Nuked,” which examines tensions inside a rural California home as a birthday party is interrupted by news of a missile launch, leaving partygoers to deal with a lot on their minds as death and destruction looms. Kashper hopes to turn such despair into a comedy, but she’s not entirely committed to funny business, taking “Nuked” into a few intimate directions as it explores a tense situation of terror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Push (2025)

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    With “Push,” co-writers/directors David Charbonier and Justin Douglas Powell look to make something small-scale and frightening. It’s their third chiller in a row, and another picture that makes use of a single location, with previous endeavors “The Boy Behind the Door” and “The Djinn” also striving to create nail-biting tension around limited real estate. The team has their cinematic fixations, and they receive a healthy workout in their latest effort, which pits a pregnant real estate agent against the mentally unstable ways of a home invader during a particularly vicious night. “Push” doesn’t win with story, emerging as an exercise in suspense and shock, putting the helmers to work as they strive to squeeze as much tension as possible out of the premise. It’s debatable of there’s enough here to support a feature, but Charbonier and Powell show enthusiasm in their attempt, generating a steady pulse of unease in the offering, and a few explosive moments of conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hotspring Sharkattack

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    The summer moviegoing season means a return to shark attack cinema. Last month saw the release of “Dangerous Animals,” which attempted to subvert the norm in the subgenre, playing around with human predators instead of strictly oceanic ones. And now Japan tries their luck with horrors from the deep in “Hotspring Sharkattack,” which is about an unserious as a film can get. We’ve done the “Sharknado” thing too many times, but writer/director Morihito Inoue delivers a different kind of wackiness with his presentation of death and destruction. He goes camp, but creatively so in the picture, which examines chaos caused by deadly ancient sharks awakened from the deep due to commercial development, seeking revenge on all for such an offense. “Hotspring Sharkattack” is low-budget and loving it, and while there’s definitely a limit on such exaggeration, Inoue has some imagination for his lunacy, mounting a bizarre and amusing riff on sharksploitation bedlam. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Abraham’s Boys

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    Vampire stories are plentiful, but author Joe Hill has something a little different in mind with “Abraham’s Boys.” The material is an adaptation of a short story, and writer/director Natasha Kermani is challenged to figure out how to work with Hill’s central concept of post-Dracula life for Mina Harker and Abraham Van Helsing, picking up with the characters as they experience the trouble of maintaining sanity after they’ve survived maddening events. It’s a neat idea, and Kermani is hunting for patience from her audience, going the slow-burn route with the endeavor, searching for a sense of creepiness to command the viewing experience. “Abraham’s Boys” has mood, and the tale eventually gets around to escalation, helping to improve a somewhat sluggish effort that battles with the limitations of the material that inspired it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bang

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    23 years ago, a director billed as “Kaos” helped to bring “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” to the big screen, looking to establish himself as a major player in the world of action cinema. The plan didn’t come together as intended, as the film died a quick death at the box office while collecting a large assortment of negative reviews. The helmer has worked to keep his career going, delivering many B-movies over the years, and he continues his fixation on cheapy thrillers with “Bang,” a bluntly titled revenge offering from screenwriters Ken Solarz and Peter M. Lenkov (two television veterans), who try to subvert a few expectations with their slightly unusual take on one-man-army storytelling. Kaos has become Wych Kaosayananda, but his instincts for bruiser entertainment haven’t changed much since “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever,” finding “Bang” a real bore when it highlights shootouts and assorted physical challenges, which should be the main draw for this endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Daniela Forever

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    Loneliness and grief are common experiences that inspire a lot of cinematic offerings. The rough emotional ride of such events easily gives birth to stories investigating the confusion of personal loss, and the difficulty of processing such an experience. “Daniela Forever” is the latest from writer/director Nacho Vigalondo (“Colossal,” “Timecrimes,” “Open Windows”), who takes the basic concept of despair and tries to transform it into a fantasy take on denial and acceptance. The helmer means to get weird and somewhat poetic with the work, examining the state of mind of a man using dreams to reacquire the life he’s lost, only to learn more about it during his manufactured visits. It’s a timely tale of technology and human connection, and while Vigalondo doesn’t pursue pacing in the feature, he has a few sharp ideas on the future of coping, especially as our A.I.-infested world keeps expanding. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Cannibal! The Musical

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    Before "South Park" dominated pop culture, before "Team America" could save the world, and before "Orgasmo" could…gasmo, there was 1993's "Cannibal! The Musical." Initially conceived by writer/director Trey Parker as a student project for the University of Colorado Boulder film program, the effort was soon stretched to a feature-length undertaking, exploring the days of convicted cannibal Alferd Packer with help from a little song and dance. The picture is really the first shot fired in Parker's movie musical career (developed throughout "South Park" before graduating to Broadway with "The Book of Mormon"), and while "Cannibal! The Musical" is rough around the edges and could use a great deal of editorial tightening, it remains a striking achievement in low-budget cinema. Filled with humor, creativity, and an accomplished soundtrack of memorable tunes, the offering is something of a triumph for Parker and his team, who manage to show real talent in their debut, and these gifts would go on to be developed with help from Hollywood money. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Influencer

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    Screenwriters Tesh Guttikonda and Kurtis Harder (who also directs) wade into the murky waters of social media domination in "Influencer." They're not making a horror movie with the subculture's frightening ways, but a slow-burn thriller, clearly influenced by author Patricia Highsmith and her novel, "The Talented Mr. Ripley," looking to replicate some of the same character tensions. The story follows the dangerous days of a young woman who's tired of culture invaders, looking to mess up many lives as she executes a special plan of torment for her victims and their narcissistic ways. "Influencer" captures a unique intensity and level of psychological corruption in its first half, only to lessen suspense as the tale becomes something of a detective story as it nears its conclusion. It's not consistent, but it mostly works, giving viewers a decent ride of eeriness and mental illness on both sides of the criminal situation. The writing also pokes at the business of social media, challenging a few points of power as it gradually shapes an examination of doom. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Blu-ray Review – Smiley Face

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    Gregg Araki. He's a filmmaker specializing in provocative features that largely explore the ways of sex and violence. He emerged in the 1990s, riding an indie film wave with his hostile endeavors, charming art house audiences with his aggressive viewpoint and creative freedom, amassing cult fandom with releases such as "The Doom Generation," "Nowhere," and "Totally F***ed Up." In 2004's "Mysterious Skin," Araki dared to go a little deeper, exploring the abyssal pain of abuse and neglect, shedding most of his artistic hostility to be sincere for a change. Perhaps such a deep dive into the horrors of life was too much for the helmer, who tries to shed his funk in 2007's "Smiley Face," which is as polar opposite a production as possible. Instead of inspecting depression and personal ruin, Araki turns to a streak of silliness for a stoner comedy, out to capture the comedic experience of a young woman battling her impossible high, pulling herself beyond the confines of her apartment to deal with the challenges of society and responsibility. It's pure stupidity from Araki, who's not known for his light sense of humor, and this lack of practice is quite evident in "Smiley Face." It has Anna Faris in full goofball mode, which is a treat, but she's the only element in the effort that's worth following, as the rest of the offering can't rise above dismal ideas for comedy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Satan War

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    Bart La Rue was a working actor during the 1960s and '70s, trying to land choice parts like so many of his peers. He had the benefit of a defined speaking voice, but not much luck when it came to professional success, handling small parts on television shows such as "The Brady Bunch," "Star Trek," "Bonanza," and "Mission: Impossible." La Rue also tried his luck in filmmaking, launching directorial ambitions with 1975's "The Ark of Noah," playing into the decade's interest in documentaries about strange phenomena and legends. His helming career promptly died with 1979's "Satan War," and perhaps for good reason. La Rue attempts to follow the Satanic Panic trends of the decade during this take on a haunted house tale, observing a married couple and their minimal efforts to do something about an evil presence that won't exit their newly purchased home. "Satan War" is a no- budget offering from La Rue, who doesn't have a story to share with the endeavor, just ideas for haunted moments. It's a long journey with the characters and their inability to accept obvious doom, and La Rue is in no rush to get anywhere in the picture, making for a painfully dull sit. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Heads of State

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    Ilya Naishuller made his directorial debut with 2015’s “Hardcore Henry,” presenting himself as a new action specialist on the scene, focusing on chaotic screen encounters. He moved into more mainstream work in 2021’s “Nobody,” finding himself with a pandemic hit. Naishuller goes deeper into Hollywood with his latest, “Heads of State,” which pairs the helmer’s love of mayhem with star power and a sizable budget. The result is a loud, mostly unfunny endeavor that gradually becomes a cartoon, as Naishuller works in excess to help cover for production limitations and the lack of a clever script. “Heads of State” has its moments of distraction, but these are select sequences in a picture that’s overlong and underwritten, losing its initial momentum as the whole thing grows bloated and, unfortunately, quite stupid. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com