Author: BO

  • Film Review – Eephus

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    “Eephus” is the feature-length directorial debut for Carson Lund, who previously provided marvelous, evocative work as a cinematographer for 2024’s “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point.” He brought the craziness of an extended family holiday to life in the spirited film, and he immediately returns to the nuances of relationships and the atmosphere of an event in “Eephus,” which is named after a specialized pitch in baseball. Lund (who co-scripts the offering with Michael Basta and Nate Fisher) takes a long look at the game and players in a recreational league, eschewing plot to remain in The Hang with two teams spending a full day working out the details of the last game hosted inside a ballpark scheduled for demolition. Lund doesn’t put dramatic pressure on viewers, preferring a more observational understanding of aging men and their relationships to one another and the spirit of baseball. And he sells it all with humor and detail, creating an unexpectedly charming picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Seven Veils

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    Writer/director Atom Egoyan almost treats “Seven Veils” like a happy accident. The feature was created while Egoyan mounted a stage revival of the opera “Salome,” inspired by the restrictions he faced during his creative process, triggering a need to explore what he previously couldn’t on stage. It’s an unusual point of departure for the script, but Egoyan is an unusual guy, and while his filmography is littered with ambitious offerings of mediocrity, especially in recent years, he returns to a semi-alert state in his latest, which covers a range of topics and spaces of psychological distress. “Seven Veils” comes withing striking distance of becoming a mystery, following a director’s efforts to oversee a new production of “Salome” while inspecting all of the emotional baggage, which returns to view during the rehearsal process. Egoyan creates a mood for the endeavor, and his pursuit of behavior is fascinating to watch at times, infusing the film with a few surprises as it balances the process of making art and the development of manipulation that’s often paired with creativity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Night of the Zoopocalypse

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    There’s a certain level of surprise when encountering “Night of the Zoopocalypse,” especially as the picture is being sold as “inspired by a concept” from Clive Barker. The famed horror/fantasy novelist and filmmaker (responsible for “Hellraiser” and “Nightbreed”), Barker isn’t someone typically associated with family entertainment, and while he doesn’t have anything more than an executive producer credit on the feature, his love for the macabre remains in the animated movie. Not that “Night of the Zoopocalypse” is frightening, but it does try to remain a little spooky while still welcoming young viewers to this survival picture. Directors Ricardo Curtis and Rodrigo Perez-Castro find a proper balance of comedy and threat in the endeavor, which is a mostly spirited exploration of animal panic, sold with interesting budget animation and a charming voice cast who help to bring the offering to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Queen of the Ring

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    “Queen of the Ring” explores Mildred Burke, or at least certain parts of her life. Burke is credited as helping to bring “lady wrestling” to the masses, using her “Kansas cyclone” personality and physical gifts to break through industry barriers during a time when such pro-wrestling events were actually illegal. It’s an incredible life boiled down into a frustratingly mediocre movie, as writer/director Ash Avildsen (son of John G. Avildsen) tries to replicate his father’s “Rocky” formula for the endeavor, pushing too much melodrama at times. There’s a story to share about the origin of women in professional wrestling, and “Queen of the Ring” should’ve been it, presenting Burke with more than soap opera-adjacent woes. However, there’s star Emily Bett Rickards, who’s absolutely vibrant in the lead role, giving the offering a wonderful energy that taps into Burke’s professional and personal drive. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fight or Flight

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    Visual effects artist James Madigan makes his feature-length directorial debut with “Fight or Flight,” and he’s chosen quite a storytelling challenge. It’s an actioner, but one set in an airplane, tracking the growing chaos inside a Bangkok flight bound for San Francisco that’s teeming with all kinds of killers and targets. Perhaps there’s some similarity to 2022’s “Bullet Train” and a few other bruisers cut from the same cloth, but Madigan brings a brighter sense of entertainment value to the violent film, largely able to juggle all the hurt coming for the main characters and dark touches of comedy, which is employed to make the whole thing palatable. Screenwriters Brooks McLaren and D.J. Catrona create an interesting gladiatorial arena for the endeavor, and while they can’t always sustain the sugar rush elements of the picture, they mostly nail excitement and oddity in this rough and tumble movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bloat

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    “Bloat” is a “screenlife” movie, similar to features like “Searching” and “Missing,” where viewers are offered the POV of a character struggling to conduct an investigation using only computers and phones. The creative approach has its limitations, requiring a filmmaker willing to stick to the rules of screen engagement to best generate a sense of reality in this digital world. “Bloat” isn’t a thriller, but more of a mystery with horror seasoning, following the efforts of a father stuck in a remote location trying to keep tabs on his son, who experienced a traumatic incident that gradually becomes something unexplainable. Writer/director Pablo Absento hopes to scare his audience through such parental pressure, but it’s unlikely he’ll even be able to keep them awake with this wildly unsatisfying offering of screen-based detective work. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Clockwatchers

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    1999's "Office Space" is largely considered the gold standard for workplace comedies. It's a sharp, goofy, hilarious feature, with writer/director Mike Judge finding ways to lampoon office culture while also making it feel painfully real, giving viewers an unusual viewing experience with many memorable scenes. There's another pointed take on 9-5 drudgery, with 1997's "Clockwatchers" also exploring the humiliations and oddities of employment, offering a darkly comedic understanding of the personalities that populate such daily responsibilities and hierarchy. Co-writer/director Jill Sprecher doesn't have Judge's impishness, but she retains an understanding of day job misery, concocting a slightly strange but knowing portrait of bonding and mental illness with "Clockwatchers." It's not huge on laughs, but the details of the writing and the performances are excellent, with Sprecher landing a lot of uncomfortable truths about relationships and behavior along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Lifeline

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    "Backdraft" was one of the biggest hits of 1991, and deservedly so. Director Ron Howard captured the intensity of firefighting while developing a crime story, working hard to humanize all of his characters during the tale. The picture was an impressive achievement, but weirdly didn't trigger many copycats. Fast-forward to 1997, and director Johnnie To tries to replicate the formula for "Lifeline," which examines the heartbreak and heroism of firefighters working in Hong Kong. To doesn't have a Hollywood budget or technical assistance, but he manages to achieve a sense of danger with the endeavor, which is frequently engaged in moments of potential peril. The helmer can't quite conquer odd pacing and surging melodrama, but "Lifeline" is a decent offering of special effects and performances. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Suicide Room

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    2019's "Corpus Christi" was a marvelous feature from director Jan Komasa, helping to bring the Polish filmmaker to global audiences with his assured work on the constantly surprising endeavor. 2011's "Suicide Room" is an earlier effort from the helmer, and it shares some similar storytelling interests in the transformation of people who are stuck in a troubling situation, tracking their development as choices are made and confusion begins to set in. Exploring the world of online connections and teen isolation, "Suicide Room" has issues with editing and tone, but it inspects a fascinating aspect of adolescent life, with critical years of emotional development targeted by social media influence. The depiction here is from a different era of online engagement, but the idea remains relevant in this dark picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Longlegs

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    "Longlegs" is the fourth film from Osgood Perkins (son of actor Anthony Perkins), and it remains firmly in line with the rest of his oeuvre, including his last endeavor, 2020's "Gretel & Hansel." Osgood has a very specific way of making movies, and he's not in the mood to deviate from his obsessions, with his latest another descent into slow-burn horror with careful compositions, aiming to generate a nightmare visually without much of a story to back up what's meant to be creeping intensity. "Longlegs" is more of the same from Perkins, with this odyssey into evil not dense enough to overwhelm audiences, finding the screenplay offering limited darkness and lukewarm mystery before it eventually reveals itself, and what's here is…a bit goofy. It's also the rare picture that doesn't benefit from the presence of Nicolas Cage, who appears in a small role, bringing his usual eccentricity with him, and it manages to make something that's desperate to disturb into something that's hard to take seriously, finding Perkins in no hurry to restrain what's become expected broadness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Last Breath (2025)

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    In 2019, “Last Breath” was a British documentary about an undersea disaster involving saturation divers conducting business in the North Sea. The feature received positive reviews and decent viewership, but co-director Alex Parkinson wasn’t quite done with the tale of search and rescue. The helmer returns with “Last Breath,” which offers a dramatization of the crisis, trading genuine footage and communication for a more cinematic understanding of the stakes and the players in this urgent situation. It’s a little strange to revive the tale again, but it’s quite an experience to relive, and Parkinson (who co-scripts with David Brooks and Mitchell LaFortune) does an excellent job restoring suspense and emotionality to the emergency, and he has a diverse cast of actors to help bring such tension to life, offering passionate performances for a well-done movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Riff Raff

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    Writer/director Dito Montiel has enjoyed a very strange career. He’s never had a hit, yet he’s managed to make eight films, somehow convincing producers to keep gambling on his artistic vision, which typically covers rough characters involved in troubling business. “Riff Raff” is his ninth endeavor, and it’s mostly more of the same from Montiel, who works to keep his budget low as most of the story is explored in a single location. And there are periodic bursts of violence to help rough up the writing’s assortment of difficult people placed in situations of confrontation. Montiel doesn’t have much spin on his creative curveball, but there’s a better class of actors involved in “Riff Raff,” helping to elevate an otherwise droopy offering of crime cinema. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – My Dead Friend Zoe

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    The title “My Dead Friend Zoe” seems like it should belong to a Touchstone Pictures release from 1993, hinting at a goofy horror comedy to come. Co-writer/director Kyle Hausmann-Stokes makes his feature-length debut with the movie (adapting his 2022 short), and he’s only marginally interested in laughs. The rest of the endeavor concerns the brewing storm of feelings inside an Army veteran working to avoid the details of her past. “My Dead Friend Zoe” carries a slightly bizarre tone for its first half, but Hausmann-Stokes has a final destination in mind for the material, packing quite an emotional punch with the film, which seeks to examine mental health issues facing military veterans. There’s tough love to survey in the offering, and it’s a capably assembled drama with excellent acting to support its message of human connection and self-examination. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – I Heart Willie

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    “I Heart Willie” is the third production to exploit the public domain status of “Steamboat Willie,” arriving after “The Mouse Trap” and “Mouse of Horrors” (a fourth competitor, “Screamboat,” is due out soon) There’s been a race to see who can reach the newly freed Mickey Mouse first, and with such production speed comes substantial filmmaking sloppiness, as little thought or money is put into endeavors looking to coast on the perversion of brand recognition. “I Heart Willie” is a Mexican production attempting to make a mess of Disney history, putting actor/screenwriter David Vaughn (who receives “characters created by” and sole writing credits) on a mission to generate a terrifying descent into the vicious ways of a monstrous “mouse-man” and his endless appetite for human flesh. Director Alejandro G. Alegre gets about as far as torture and suffering in the feature, which isn’t suspenseful, but something created quickly to cash-in on a trend that, so far, viewers don’t really care about. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cold Wallet

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    After the quick box office death of 2023’s “Dumb Money,” it’s amazing that another movie about Reddit-born financial horrors would be put into production. “Cold Wallet” turns its attention to the ways of cryptocurrency and some of the manipulation employed to keep certain people rich while others are ruined. However, co-writer/director Cutter Hodierne isn’t interested in the specific financial ways of the industry, instead using the frustrations of the have nots to fuel a thriller, taking things into a “Panic Room” direction, only without Fincher-led precision. “Cold Wallet” is a little lacking when it comes to thrills, but the feature has a few highlights as it focuses on confrontations and the messiness of a hostage situation. Perhaps those invested in this particular monetary realm might get a little something extra out of the viewing experience, but Hodierne delivers a few scenes of intensity to go with the tale’s long night of paranoia. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rats (2025)

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    “Rats” comes from the minds of co-writers/directors Carl Fry and Maxwell Nalevansky, who make their feature-length filmmaking debut with the endeavor. And the partners are trying to stuff as much as they can into the offering, out to make a wild, absurdist comedy that follows the everyday insanity of Fresno, TX. It’s a town home to petty crime, unhinged people, and the site of a possible sale of nuclear weapons to terrorists. Those weaned on Adult Swim programming are the target demographic for the effort, which almost exclusively rides along on shock humor and pronounced oddity, putting Fry and Nalevansky on a journey to make an extreme movie on a minimal budget. “Rats” is definitely crazy, and there are laughs to be had along the way, especially when the helmers try for inspired lunacy. But even the most die-hard fans of cinematic nuttiness might find themselves checking the time during the viewing experience, as Fry and Nalevansky can’t quite sustain their vision for this explosion of egos and bodily fluids. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Uppercut

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    “Uppercut” has a slightly bewildering production history. It’s a remake of a 2021 German film, which was written and directed by Torsten Ruether. The helmer returns to create an English-language remake, which may have been originally conceived as two features, presented in “Still” and “Sparkling” versions. Whatever creative ambition was originally in place for the endeavor has been removed for the second stab at the premise, likely edited together from two tales of boxing challenges and relationship difficulties. Ruether hopes to bring some sporting philosophy and intimate characterizations to the effort, but “Uppercut” loses a battle with pacing and performance. It’s more of a theatrical production than a cinematic experience, and Ruether can’t make it come alive, struggling to generate interesting conflicts and concerns as this extremely talky picture frequently crawls to a full stop. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Blonde on a Bum Trip

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    1936's "Reefer Madness" is generally considered the gold standard of anti-drug exploitation films, with its melodrama and behavioral extremity helping the picture work past its serious intent to become an unintentional comedy classic. 1968's "Blonde on a Bum Trip" isn't nearly as entertaining, but it also attempts to explore the dark side of experimentation, with director Raf Mauro trying to ride drug trends of the decade, creating a study of manipulation that turns into a night of murder. Or whatever. The events in the movie aren't terribly clear, which is both a highlight and lowlight of the endeavor, as Mauro is basically forcing a crime story on what appears to be random footage he's collected. Technical finesse isn't welcome to this party, with "Blonde on a Bum Trip" slapdash and goofy. However, there's fun to be had if you're looking for it, as the effort captures the weirdness of the 1960s and its ragtag cinematic pursuits, watching Mauro try to piece together something coherent for a young audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Mothers’ Instinct

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    "Mothers' Instinct" is a remake of a 2018 French film from director Olivier Masset-Depasse, which was an adaptation of a 2012 novel by author Barabra Abel. Screenwriter Sarah Conradt is tasked with reviving the material for an American remake, and helming duties are handed to Benoit Delhomme. The respected cinematographer ("The Theory of Everything," "The Scent of Green Papaya") makes his directorial debut with "Mothers' Instinct," facing a creative challenge with familiar material to some, trying to refresh a story that's largely dependent on maintaining a level of surprise. There's a lot going on in the feature, which carries the mood of melodrama but slowly turns into something else, and Delhomme has game actresses in Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway, who bring a fine level of itchiness to the movie. The talent brings the endeavor to life, maintaining an appealing atmosphere of disturbing behavior as the story goes to strange places, but not always with confidence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Little Blue Box

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    There are no deleted scenes in adult film production, only opportunities for new features. Recycling is the general theme of 1979's "The Little Blue Box," which is a blend of new footage trying to build a story around older footage from other cinematic endeavors. What director Don Walters offers here isn't a crude stitch job, but a movie that's decently imagined, finding a reasonably organic way to blend all sorts of lustful encounters, doing so with a winning performance from star Jennifer Welles, who portrays two different characters caught up in the lure of television magic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com