At the age of 61, Liam Neeson has developed into one of the screenâs great action heroes. However, in this quest to remain a superman, the actor has shown questionable judgment in scripts and directors. âNon-Stopâ reteams Neeson with helmer Jaume Collet-Serra, with the pair previously collaborating on the dismal 2011 thriller, âUnknown.â Despite a crackerjack premise and a decent first hour of suspense, âNon-Stopâ abandons the art of surprise to magnify its menace, losing the promise of clandestine evildoing to play up Neesonâs knighthood. Instead of unleashing a proper thrill ride, the picture eventually clings to predictability and irrationality, ignoring the sinister potential of the material to go through the motions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Odd Thomas
Writer/director Stephen Sommers makes a specific type of feature, even when heâs trying to broaden his horizons. The helmer behind the first two âMummyâ extravaganzas, âG.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,â and âVan Helsing,â Sommers is an architect of noise and speed, bringing his interests to the delicate story of âOdd Thomas,â adapting the popular book by Dean Koontz. Although it plays swiftly, the picture doesnât unleash excitement, with the demands of exposition and the moviemakerâs insistence on explosions and swirling visual effects diluting the pleasingly weirdo vibe. As a television pilot, âOdd Thomasâ is agreeably small-scale and wide open for episodic exploration. As a film, itâs unnecessary overkill, either explaining things or destroying things as it inspects the titular characterâs powers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Stalingrad
If America can have Michael Bayâs âPearl Harbor,â why canât the Russians too? âStalingradâ sets out to tell the story of a major turning point in World War II, but from a Russian perspective, adding some dimension to a cinematic tapestry of combat pictures. However, instead of grit, thereâs gloss, with the production electing the Bay route of slo-mo spectacle to tell a story of monumental loss and developing insanity. Itâs familiar terrain but historically motivated, allowing âStalingradâ to be sporadically entertaining and illuminating while it walks in established directorial footprints. At the very least, the bigness of the movie is diverting, showing the world that Russia can create just as much noise at the multiplex as its competition can. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Chlorine
âChlorineâ is a throwback to the mid-1990s, where independent film flourished via young directors and hungry distributors. Itâs such a retro feature, I had to check the date of production after a viewing, just to make sure the effort wasnât actually from two decades ago. Turns out, thereâs some age to the movie, which was shot in 2010 and is only now receiving release, with studios understandably wary of spending money on a picture that doesnât have an identity or even secure tech credits. Derivative and unresponsive, âChlorineâ tanks every idea it submits, incapable of achieving the pathos it sets out for itself, lost to filmmaking limitation and thematic inertia. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Barefoot
There was once a time when director Andrew Fleming made fantastic films. It was the 1990s, with the trifecta of âThreesome,â âThe Craft,â and âDickâ showcasing the helmerâs ease with genre-hopping and his skill with a punchline, tapping into the youth experience with entertaining results. His career has stumbled in ensuing years with misfires such as âThe In-Lawsâ and âHamlet 2,â but âBarefootâ is where Fleming hits rock bottom. A borderline tasteless romantic comedy featuring seriously disturbed characters, the picture is without consequences and appeal, carrying along as an unfortunate road movie and commentary on the fragility of love. And thereâs not a single scene of humor that works. There are a host of bad decisions competing for screen time in âBarefoot,â keeping Fleming juggling tone as the story runs into a brick wall. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – HairBrained
Itâs all about the hair. Sporting a poofy, unruly hairdo, the tangled bush that resides on top of star Alex Wolffâs head in the unofficial star of âHairBrained,â often showing more expression and interest in the plot than its co-stars. A routine underdog story, the movie endeavors to be a quirky, spunky take concerning the troubles of being a kid genius, but the whimsy is so strained, it fatigues the entire film. Unable to launch jokes and form engaging characters, director Billy Kent (last seen in action with 2006âs âThe Oh in Ohioâ) relies on cutesiness to help lackluster elements congeal, muting whatever charm manages to reveal itself during the course of the picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Frankenstein Created Woman
By the time "Frankenstein Created Woman" arrived in theaters in 1967, the series, from legendary horror factory Hammer Films, was already three installments into its run. Facing a new cinematic adventure, the producers elected to avoid coarse savagery of the flesh to travel within, sparking to a story concerning the trappable aspects of the human soul. Of course, some gore zone visits were required to please the fan base, yet, for the most part, "Frankenstein Creates Woman" is a movie with ideas, just no real sense of how implement them into a riveting feature. Lead work from Peter Cushing is reliably passionate and regal, and bombshell Susan Denberg makes an impression as an innocent vengeance machine, but the effort lacks a certain macabre zest present in other Hammer Horror endeavors. While it's digestible, with a handful of respectable scenes, the picture doesn't rise to the occasion, reaching its potential as a Frankenstein film with a minor in metaphysics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Hungover Games
We just did this a few months ago. Late last year, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer unleashed âThe Starving Games,â a wretched attempt to further their interests in parody cinema. Granted, âThe Hunger Gamesâ is ripe for pantsing, but not from those guys. âThe Hungover Gamesâ is the second entry in whatâs become a lampoon sweepstakes, and while Iâm comfortable labeling the picture as an improvement, laughs remain nonexistent and pure laziness passes for writing. Director Josh Stolberg takes a more old-fashioned direction with this razzing of the last decadeâs blockbuster movie releases, a laudable choice, but an enterprise like this is measured by the strength of its funny bone, and âThe Hungover Gamesâ is a total dud. In other words, Jamie Kennedy takes a co-story credit and plays three characters. Itâs that unfunny. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – The Company You Keep
Robert Redford is no fool. The screen icon and celebrated director knows full well that audiences wouldn't be very patient with "The Company You Keep" without the security and color of a large cast made up of famous faces. It's a smart move, providing a sense of stability with this labyrinthine tale of aging radicals, weighty secrets, and dubious journalism, with the talent helping to ease the often scattered feel of the storytelling — an effort that faces a difficult job of establishing numerous names and places. Never underestimate these modest flashes of star power, as the ensemble manufactures the suspense and reflection necessary to make "The Company You Keep" stick as a stirring drama and as a statement of generational idealism greeting the golden years. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Art of the Steal
Kurt Russell doesnât make many movies these days. Itâs an unfortunate development, with the charismatic, gifted actor content to walk away from his career, with only seven major screen appearances spread out over the last decade. Russellâs starring turn in âThe Art of the Stealâ is a good reason to seek out the picture, as the actor gives a funky comedic turn in this bizarre cross between âOceanâs 11â and a Guy Ritchie film. Surprises are intended but rarely matter in the long run, as writer/director Jonathan Sobol finds the rhythm of the piece in its set-up, watching rumpled characters plan out their bad behavior with the aid of tart banter and slick editing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – 3 Days to Kill
Luc Bessonâs EuropaCorp production company has been responsible for many of the mid-range actioners that have hit screens over the last decade. Fueling releases with screenplays and Parisian locations, Besson has introduced a European flavor to a Hollywood genre, yet the quality of these pictures has been frustratingly erratic. For every âTransporterâ and âTaken,â thereâs been a âColumbianaâ and âFrom Paris with Love.â â3 Days to Killâ brings director McG and star Kevin Costner into the Besson stable, and the pair seems a little lost with this tale of fatherhood and assassination. Desperate to be something, â3 Days to Killâ chooses to be everything, resulting in an extraordinarily confused feature thatâs all over the map in terms of tone and execution. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Pompeii
When one thinks of history, of powerful screen romance, of epic cinema, the name Paul W.S. Anderson doesnât immediately spring to mind. The director of âDeath Race,â âAliens vs. Predator,â âThe Three Musketeers,â and numerous other disappointing pictures, Anderson swings for the fences with âPompeii,â his take on a âTitanicâ-style spectacle. Typical of his work, this doomsday romance flounders from the get-go, unable to make a sizable imprint on the heart with its cast of dullards, while volcanic bedlam is reduced to a cameo as the screenplay clings to matters of gladiatorial bonding and political corruption. Because when one buys a ticket to a movie called âPompeii,â one expects a prominent subplot about a jittery horse and stale banter between two slaves. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Date and Switch
Although sexual awakening and ownership remains a hot topic in 2014, âDate and Switchâ feels like a relic from the mid-1990s, playing shallow with difficult questions of self-awareness. Writer Alan Yang and director Chris Nelson (âAss Backwardsâ) appear appropriately motivated to create something of value, addressing anxieties surrounding the act of outing, but good intentions do not hold this shabby, unfunny comedy together. In place of authentic emotion and searing personal communication, thereâs clichĂ© and passivity, plasticizing the kindly nature of the picture to a point where all the tension begins to resemble a bad sitcom, down to its programmed happy ending. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – If You Build It
The challenge of education, or at least one of many, is how to engage young minds when theyâre so easily distracted these days, disengaged from the real world as a battalion of glowing screens vie for their attention. This organic connection to creation is on a path to extinction, threatening the purity of experience at a chaotic time of personal development. The documentary âIf You Build Itâ (try hard not to complete that title) settles into a small town to explore how such an impossible task of concentration is achieved, observing students confronted with labor and design for the first time in their lives, studying how these kids react to a considerable effort of construction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Adult World
âAdult Worldâ strives to articulate the test of maturity facing todayâs college graduates as they move from adolescence to responsibility while working out the true price of dream chasing in the marketplace. Trouble is, screenwriter Andy Cochran (âSuper Sweet 16: The Movieâ) doesnât have a firm grasp on the subject, caught between a compulsion to instigate comedic situations and tend to the frustratingly vague needs of his characters. Unfunny and unenlightening, âAdult Worldâ remains in a troubling holding pattern, unable to land on a profound development that might instigate some type of tension worth paying attention to. A handful of scenes find their footing, but the overall impact and generational perspective of the story is missing, resulting in a deflated film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Knights of Badassdom
LARPing (live-action role playing) has been explored cinematically in such movies as âRole Modelsâ and the documentary âMonster Camp,â but itâs never been treated with the utmost respect. The pastime lends itself to mockery, watching costumed participants play fight with elaborate rules, leaving âKnights of Badassdomâ an opportunity to handle the subject matter as exhilarating fantasy combat, weaving colorful characters with a war saga that celebrates the lifestyle and the game. Something went horribly wrong in the translation. Although spirited at times, âKnights of Badassdomâ takes on familiar targets, while its escalation of oddity is forced when it isnât confusing. Going broad instead of observational, the feature stumbles right out of the gate. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Fantastic Mr. Fox (Criterion Collection)
When most directors repeat themselves, it's typically a sign of artistic exhaustion or perhaps unshakable fixation. In Wes Anderson's case, his visual repetition has become an irresistible thumbprint, and one of the great moviegoing joys I've encountered in recent years is the opportunity to watch this supremely gifted filmmaker use his leather-bound imagination to impart varying stories of eccentric outsiders and their enduring emotional wounds, with each picture connected by exotic aesthetic degrees of detail-oriented splendor. Now Anderson takes his cinematic language to the hand-woven field of stop-motion animation for "Fantastic Mr. Fox," and, yet again, the helmer shapes a breathtaking cinematic marvel; he finds a magnificent home nestled firmly in the lush textures of the animation, the dancing vocal performances, and delicious wry tone that makes for stunningly fanciful cinema. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Our RoboCop Remake
As the underwhelming âRoboCopâ remake enters theaters this weekend, the flexibility of fandom is put to the test, asked to accept an inferior product with an iconic brand name. However, thereâs an alternative, and it doesnât cost any money to view. âOur RoboCop Remakeâ is a fan-based parody of the 1987 Paul Verhoevan picture, with 50 filmmakers uniting to build a silly valentine to a beloved movie, creating comedic madness scene by scene, without a stitch of connective tissue beyond vague attention to the original narrative. Juvenile but inventive, with more than a few bellylaughs, âOur RoboCop Remakeâ is a creative lark that transcends its corner-of-the-internet position of obscurity, showing off some substantial no-budget craftsmanship. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















