Author: BO

  • Film Review – Getaway

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    “Getaway” is a film fueled entirely on stupidity. And not the amusing
    kind of dumb that generates delightful junk food cinema, but the
    oppressive, lurching level of idiocy that takes roughly five minutes to
    sink into the system. Cruelly, there’s another 90 minutes of screen
    activity to digest in “Getaway,” and it doesn’t go down smoothly. Chock
    full of logic leaps, tuneless performances, and mind-numbingly
    repetitive car crashes, the feature is a complete waste of time, openly
    expressing contempt for audience intelligence. The engine roars, the
    edits flicker like a strobe light, and Hawke Holler is in full effect,
    but there’s no movie here to follow, just a series of ludicrous
    encounters meant to pass as some type of suspenseful endeavor.
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  • Film Review – Austenland

    AUSTENLAND Keri Russell

    Based on the novel by Shannon Hale, “Austenland” arrives with a premise
    ripe with potential. With opportunities for satire and romance, while
    giving period film tropes a thorough pantsing, the material appears
    ideal for screen exploration, yet in the hands of first-time director
    Jerusha Hess, “Austenland” is unsteady and unsure of itself. While Jane
    Austen fanatics will likely delight in the unabashed fandom of all
    things Mr. Darcy, the feature just isn’t up to snuff, often caught
    floundering with easy lay-up jokes while playing into Austen formula
    instead of dissecting its intoxicating quality. The picture has charm
    and a bright lead performance from Keri Russell, but it doesn’t come
    together as cohesively as it should.
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  • Film Review – The Grandmaster

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    I suppose it’s difficult to review the American cut of “The
    Grandmaster,” which is 22 minutes shorter than the Chinese version of
    the movie, with scenes fussed with and hand-holding voiceover employed
    to guide English-speaking audiences out of the fog of exposition and
    atmosphere that’s commonplace to the work of director Wong Kar-wai. The
    feature’s been simplified but hardly neutered, preserving lush
    cinematography and skilled editing to the effort’s many sequences of
    fighting, allowing great appreciation for the technical aspects of “The
    Grandmaster” to remain. However, what was once an emotional ride of
    human connection and the soulful lift of kung fu is now a streamlined
    examination of conflicted man who would go on to train Bruce Lee in the
    ways of Wing Chun.
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  • Film Review – The Lifeguard

    LIFEGUARD Kristen Bell

    In the future, someone will unearth a copy of “The Lifeguard” and know
    exactly what the state of indie film was in 2013. Slavish to cliché and
    trends, the picture sums up the best and worst aspects of the HD
    moviemaking scene, making for an unsteady viewing experience, positively
    exasperating at times. The lone bright spot is Kristen Bell, who’s
    allowed to holster her lackluster attempts to conquer the screen as a
    comedienne, trying on a dark drama for size. The fit’s a little loose,
    but the actress reveals impressive range with this challenging role,
    helping to snap writer/director Liz W. Garcia out of the fog of
    absurdity she seems determine to remain in.
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  • Film Review – The Frozen Ground

    FROZEN GROUND Nicolas Cage

    “The Frozen Ground” is exploitation disguised as a funeral. The
    production claims the material is based on a true story concerning evil
    acts committed by serial killer Robert Hansen throughout the 1970s, but
    how much authenticity there is to the picture remains questionable, with
    writer/director Scott Walker inching away from creating a tight
    procedural to slurp up the salacious events of the story. Capable work
    from stars Nicolas Cage and John Cusack are enough to keep tension
    somewhat in play, while a supporting turn from Vanessa Hudgens reveals
    previously unexplored depth. Despite positive attention from the cast,
    “The Frozen Ground” is familiar, semi-eventful, and hampered by a weird
    fixation on the ugly details.
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  • Film Review – Devil’s Pass

    DEVIL'S PASS 1

    The career of director Renny Harlin has been a corkscrew ride of
    quality, from wickedly entertaining actioners (“Die Hard 2,” “The Long
    Kiss Goodnight”) to abysmal Z-grade schlock (“12 Rounds,” “The
    Covenant”). He’s a helmer who’s never been shy about chasing trends,
    leading him to the creation of “Devil’s Pass,” a found-footage horror
    picture that’s about three years too late to truly cash in on the
    moviegoing interests of young audiences. Harlin’s a capable genre
    craftsman, but his predilection for tone-deaf performances and hokey
    scare sequences steamrolls “Devil’s Pass” early and often. It’s not a
    disaster, but just tedious enough to numb its positive attributes as the
    feature drags to an overly ambitious conclusion.
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  • Film Review – Closed Circuit

    CLOSED CIRCUIT Eric Bana

    “Closed Circuit” doesn’t know what type of film it wants to be, and it
    bears the marks of editorial indecision, where the original direction of
    the story was whittled down to make the picture more palatable to a
    wider audience. There are satisfactory elements contained within, with a
    gifted ensemble working intently to make their performances stand out
    in an increasingly absurd thriller. However, whatever promises of
    quality and taste are made in the first half of the feature are
    unfulfilled in the second half, where a passably intriguing legal drama
    with some procedural heft is turned into a junky network television
    pilot, complete with logic leaps and uninspired chases.
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  • Blu-ray Review – Tower of Evil

    TOWER OF EVIL

    Produced two years before 1974's "Black Christmas," "Tower of Evil" has
    built a reputation in recent years as one of the forefathers of the
    slasher subgenre, which would go on to mainstream success in iconic
    pictures such as "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th." While the effort
    doesn't have much creative gas in its tank, it remains an interesting
    sit due to its historical placement, detailing a reign of terror that
    picks off victims in a most gruesome manner, often catching these poor
    folks following sexual relations, thus making their exit from the film
    all the more cruel. "Tower of Evil" is rough on patience levels, but
    there's undeniable craftsmanship to study, displaying interesting
    atmosphere that emphasizes oncoming doom, while the friskiness of the
    characters is remarkable. In fact, there's so much attention paid toward
    the sexual proclivities of the personalities, it's easy to forget the
    stillborn fright feature antics that rarely add up to genuine chills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hands of the Ripper

    Hands of the Ripper

    "Hands of the Ripper" sets the bar for gruesome violence high during its
    main titles, where we witness Jack the Ripper murder his wife in front
    of his young daughter. It's a horrifying moment that certainly
    establishes the tone for the feature, suggesting that anything goes in
    this Hammer production. Fortunately, in terms of "should I be watching
    this?" ugliness, "Hands of the Ripper" doesn't match its vivid opener,
    though it tries with multiple gory moments intended to give increasingly
    demanding genre fans a jolt. What's actually here is a fascinating
    psychological chiller that's artfully made on a low budget, trusting the
    power of performance to carry a heavy workload of exposition and
    suspense as the famed horror factory endeavors to breathe new life into
    an oft-told tale of serial murder. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Empire State

    EMPIRE STATE Dwyane Johnson

    Director Dito Montiel is a major fan of New York City. It’s been the
    setting for all his pictures, and the helmer loves to infuse his work
    with urban juices of bravado and street honor. For all his labor and
    knowledge of the area, Montiel has yet to tell a story with any type of
    encouraging success. With “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints,”
    “Fighting,” and “The Son of No One,” the filmmaker has summoned
    tremendous passion and grit, but there’s always been a lack of
    substance. “Empire State” adds to the nagging emptiness surrounding
    Montiel’s screen efforts, only this tale of a heist gone wrong is more
    streamlined, calculated to appeal to fans of the subgenre, and it still
    shows no signs of life.
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  • Film Review – Clear History

    CLEAR HISTORY Larry David

    Love it or hate it, “Clear History” is 100% Larry David. The mastermind
    behind “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Seinfeld,” David’s DNA is all over
    this production, which often plays like the most elaborate stand-up
    comedy special ever filmed. Dripping with neurotic behavior, pained
    observations, and non sequiturs, the picture is perhaps only of value to
    die-hard David admirers — those who have minimal expectation for a
    complete narrative. However, in the care of director Greg Mottola,
    “Cleary History” doesn’t get bogged down in programmed shtick, retaining
    a charming, occasionally uproarious silliness that keeps the movie
    flowing along from one rant to the next.
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  • Film Review – You’re Next

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    “You’re Next” isn’t a revolutionary slasher film. That it works so well
    is a bit of a surprise, considering the staleness of the genre and how
    familiar the working parts of the picture are. Credit goes to
    screenwriter Simon Barrett and director Adam Wingard, who find a way to
    refresh the slaughter of innocents for the big screen, with “You’re
    Next” oozing tension while revealing an unexpected sense of humor,
    managing to keep matters occasionally light as it masterminds some truly
    heinous sequences. It’s a blast, perhaps best experienced with a
    theater packed with horror fans — insiders already on the production’s
    wavelength, able to appreciate the subtle twists of formula contained
    within. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The World’s End

    WORLDS END 3

    It’s been dubbed the “Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy” (a cheeky nod to
    the appearance of a special ice cream treat), but director Edgar Wright
    has done an impressive job keeping these features separate in terms of
    style and sense of humor. With “Shaun of the Dead” and “Hot Fuzz,” the
    helmer fashioned a special tour of film fandom and genre exercises, but
    all good things must come to end, and it does, somewhat abruptly with
    “The World’s End.” Amusing and impeccably designed and photographed, the
    latest work from Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost comes across a tad
    undercooked, as though the creative team was backed into making a movie
    instead of triumphantly mounting one. Although it has plenty of impish
    intent, there’s an air of fatigue swirling around the production that
    constantly hinders the comedic adventuring.
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  • Film Review – Drinking Buddies

    DRINKING BUDDIES Jake Johnson Olivia Wilde

    It’s great to see something like “Drinking Buddies” make its way to
    movie theaters. Especially in a day and age when most dramas pull their
    punches, here’s a feature that’s decidedly human, trusting in the power
    of internalization over the showmanship of melodrama. It’s an effort
    that requires attention to tiny behavioral details, articulated by
    actors contributing the best work of their careers, while director Joe
    Swanberg keeps pace and maintains intimacy. It bruises and stings along
    the way, but “Drinking Buddies” skillfully surveys the details of
    friendships and longing, delivered in a messy, improvisational manner
    that feels completely natural to the habitual hesitation at hand.
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  • Film Review – Ain’t Them Bodies Saints

    AINT THEM BODIES SAINTS Casey Affleck Rooney Mara

    There’s beauty to behold in the bizarrely titled “Ain’t Them Bodies
    Saints,” which possesses a moviemaking mission to resuscitate a bygone
    era of film construction that dwelled in mood and feeling, most
    pointedly in the early work of Terrence Malick. It’s a quest shared by
    many indie directors, but David Lowery (who also scripts) finds an
    organic way of homage while detailing his own story of loss and longing,
    employing an atmospheric sense of Texas culture to ease audiences into
    this tone poem of a picture. Dramatically static but superbly assembled,
    “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” isn’t just an eye-crossing title, but a
    warmly realized portrait of separation as therapy, appreciating all the
    minor triumphs of maturation.
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  • Film Review – The Attack

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    “The Attack” asks very pointed questions about the nature of marriage
    and the preservation of secrets in a romantic, intimate union. It’s a
    film concerning the aftereffects of a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, but
    it doesn’t linger on the fury that traditionally follows these
    sacrifices, electing to focus on those left behind to process the
    mindset required to make such a diabolical personal choice. It’s a
    harrowing picture with an interpretive ideological viewpoint that
    develops sensational dramatic turns of plot. It’s certainly not easy to
    digest, but the internal struggle director/co-writer Ziad Doueiri
    isolates here is exceptional at times, giving the divisive topic the
    meditative approach it deserves.
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  • Film Review – Rising from Ashes

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    It’s a given that “Rising from Ashes” succeeds at selling its
    inspirational tale. After all, the story includes genocide survival, an
    underdog saga, and a soulful rebirth in the form of unexpected
    companionship, making the feature easy to fall for. It’s slight work,
    without much in the way of a beginning and ending, but as a documentary
    it scores with a heartfelt study of perseverance, watching those who
    struggle every single day to contain their lives build confidence and
    develop an alien sense of joy, with that purity of spirit contributing
    to a sporting odyssey that’s more about human details than physical
    achievement.
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  • Film Review – The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    MORTAL INSTRUMENTS CITY OF BONES Lily Collins

    We currently live in a “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” free world, with
    both franchises closing up shop over the last few years, leaving
    Hollywood in a mad dash to find the next big fantasy saga that could
    uncover billions in box office returns over the course of numerous
    sequels. There have been many failures (don’t expect a “Beautiful
    Creatures 2”), but that won’t stop producers from giving the impossible a
    go, with “The Mortal Instruments” saga from author Cassandra Clare the
    next literary series up to bat. It’s difficult to surmise if the
    faithful will fully accept the big screen interpretation, but it’s safe
    to write that those who don’t have a clue about “The Mortal Instruments”
    before viewing will know even less about the property on the way out of
    the theater.
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