Author: BO

  • Film Review – Small Apartments

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    Matt Lucas is a British comedian who received his first taste of
    American success with the release of “Bridesmaids,” where he played Gil,
    the working man trying to push unemployed Annie (Kristen Wiig) out of
    an apartment he shares with his sister (Rebel Wilson). The small
    supporting role caught significant attention, leading to a starring role
    in “Small Apartments,” a comedy about Los Angeles residents in various
    states of disrepair. It’s a not a particularly impressive feature, but
    it does offer a creative step forward for Lucas, who provides a bravely
    unglamorous performance and a general muting of his comedic impulses,
    also surrounding him with an oddball ensemble inhabiting all forms of
    disillusionment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Inescapable

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    Why should Liam Neeson have all the fun? “Inescapable” is a rather
    brazen attempt to rework the “Taken” formula with a different lead
    actor, asking Alexander Siddig to suit up as a raging father on the hunt
    for his missing daughter. While the feature has a fiery attitude and
    Siddig’s full commitment, it’s also painfully clunky, clearly unprepared
    for the challenge of a revenge film. Although politically aware and
    careful with its handling of pre-war Syria, “Inescapable” doesn’t have
    the juice normally associated with such violent entertainment. Its
    interest in characterization is admirable, but there’s little firepower
    where it counts the most. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Vamp U

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    “Vamp U” is a bad film, though not terribly offensive. It’s an attempt
    to pants Hollywood’s waning vampire obsession with a no-budget
    production aiming for laughs over mystique, though the potency of the
    gags leaves much to be desired, and it has a tendency to underline its
    “Twilight” target with temple-rubbing regularity. Still, on the spectrum
    of wacky monster comedies starring untested and unknown actors, “Vamp
    U” retains a modicum of spunk and a few smiles as it goes about its
    business of slapstick and bloodsuckery. Dial expectations way down, and
    perhaps writer/directors Matt Jespersen and Maclain Nelson will be able
    to entertain you for 90 unremarkable but innocuous minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Porky’s

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    Part of the mystery of Hollywood is the general inability of anyone to
    predict a hit movie. Sure, there's a handful of blockbuster formulas
    that are often used to great success, but the general rush of box office
    triumph usually emerges from surprising titles. In 1982, the sleeper
    hit of the year was "Porky's," a little raunchy comedy that home studio
    20th Century Fox didn't even want to release, yet the picture ended up
    as the fifth highest grosser of the year, just above such classics as
    "Star Trek II" and "Poltergeist." It was lambasted by critics and
    beloved by audiences, but why? Could it be that writer/director Bob
    Clark tapped into a vein of nostalgia much like George Lucas did with
    "American Graffiti," returning viewers to the eroding innocence of
    youth? Was it the evocative Floridian atmosphere of backwoods clowning?
    Maybe the compulsively silly performances were just that irresistible?
    Or was it the boobs? I'm guessing the latter, as "Porky's" isn't a very
    accomplished storytelling effort, wandering blindly around pranks and
    melodrama as it fights to find a higher purpose beyond being just
    another horndog teen feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Ultimate Mars Challenge

    Mars Rover Curiosty Ultimate Mars Challenge

    The quest to unlock the mystery of Mars has bewitched scientists for
    over 50 years, dating back to early probe discoveries of the 1960s. It's
    a planet of untold resources and possible life, yet exploring efforts
    with rovers have only managed to scrape the dust off the surface. Enter
    Curiosity, a behemoth of a rover that was launched in 2011 in an effort
    to send a machine skyward capable of doing a little more than to simply
    collect soil samples. Here was a work of engineering mastery, with
    drills, wheels, and cameras able to observe and tour Mars in ways
    previous thought unimaginable. And while the rover made its miraculous
    touchdown on the red planet in 2012, the story of Curiosity begins with
    its construction — a concerted effort to build a machine durable enough
    to withstand the harsh elements of an alien landscape. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Escape from Planet Earth

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    As low impact CG-animated moviemaking goes, “Escape from Planet Earth”
    is surprisingly persistent when it comes to staging mind-numbing
    mediocrity. The potential for a rip-roaring alien adventure is there for
    the taking, but the production doesn’t bother, instead recycling beats
    of irreverence, action, and sentiment from other, better pictures. It’s a
    drag, but a needlessly stupid one, begging on bleeding knees for
    younger audiences to fall in love with it, which translates to emphatic
    voice work, extended slapstick routines, and a precocious child
    character meant to act as a surrogate for the nosepickers. And just to
    make sure the feature radiates complete nonsense, every time a character
    falls in “Escape from Planet Earth,” there’s a fart sound effect piped
    in. Surely your children would rather watch “Argo” instead, right? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Would You Rather

    WOULD YOU RATHER Brittany Snow

    Out of all the horror productions that flood the market every year, it
    takes a special idea and level of execution to catch attention. Basic
    shock value is no longer enough to pass muster. “Would You Rather” isn’t
    blessed with a comfy budget or particularly strong actors, but there’s a
    suffocating feeling of suspense and personal ruin carrying the
    proceedings along, with a healthy amount of tension to savor. It’s a
    humdinger of a picture at times, guaranteed to rile up even the most
    jaded viewer, while presenting in interesting, if incomplete, portrait
    of human nature as it’s faced with a cold reality of choice and
    survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Last Gladiators

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    Last year saw the release of “Goon,” a hockey comedy (starring Seann
    William Scott and Liev Schreiber) that took special interest in the job
    of the enforcer, a man recruited to provide violent protection for
    players, picking fights with anyone to claim dominance on and off the
    ice. It’s a genuinely funny picture with an amusing ugliness, but
    there’s an undeniable dark side to the profession that wasn’t
    illuminated in full. Director Alex Gibney picks up the slack with “The
    Last Gladiators,” a sobering documentary on the true price of this NHL
    fight club, featuring interviews with a few of its most notorious
    participants. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The End of Love

    END OF LOVE Mark Webber

    At the risk of coming off cold-hearted, I admit I wasn’t moved by Mark
    Webber’s “The End of Love.” It’s too incomplete and calculated to truly
    engage emotions, though it’s not without a few surprises, chiefly in the
    performance department. Webber appears to be making an audition tape
    with his second directorial effort, using screen time to display a range
    of moods and dramatic encounters that could go on to secure future jobs
    for the actor, never quite gelling as a film of its own. Still,
    elements of note do break through the artificiality, keeping “The End of
    Love” more interesting than infuriatingly self-promoting, as it’s
    inclined to be on occasion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Spiders

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    “Spiders” is a latest attempt to bring the creature feature explosion of
    the 1950s to the modern age, and the newest example of why the genre
    should remain in stasis, or perhaps regulated to the intentional
    ridiculousness of basic cable productions. While giant spiders rampaging
    around New York City sound like an amusing, potentially thrilling night
    at the movies, “Spiders” doesn’t have the budget, the talent, or the
    ingenuity to really explore the potential of the premise.
    Disappointingly backlot-bound and teeming with halfhearted chase
    sequences, the effort is stale and repetitive, failing to create a
    worthy and suitably diverting cinematic panic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Playroom

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    “The Playroom” is a disappointing film with an intriguing premise.
    Dealing with insecurities and marital dissolution in the 1970s, it’s
    fair to compare the feature to Ang Lee’s 1997 effort, “The Ice Storm,”
    which also mined the same material, but to greater effect. “The
    Playroom” doesn’t share the same narrative drive or depth of emotion,
    instead coasting on a tedious wave of anticlimactic incidents, weaving
    metaphorical content with half-realized melodramatic confrontations.
    It’s a misfire from screenwriter Gretchen Dyer and director Julia Dyer,
    who can’t connect the puzzle pieces, resulting in a movie of attentive
    performances working through ill-defined storytelling. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Good Day to Die Hard

    A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD Bruce Willis

    With 2007’s “Live Free or Die Hard,” the once venerable franchise hit a
    shocking creative low, thwacked with a bout of amnesia that prevented
    the picture from recalling what made the previous three installments of
    the series so special to action film fans. It didn’t walk and talk like a
    “Die Hard” production, generating immense disappointment after waiting
    12 long years for the return of iconic screen cowboy, John McClane.
    Turns out, the worst was yet to come, with “A Good Day to Die Hard”
    effectively killing off the brand name with an asinine, immobile feature
    that’s dripping with trendy cinematography and toxic banter, while a
    visibly bored Bruce Willis hobbles through this dud, putting in the
    least amount of effort possible. “A Good Day to Die Hard” isn’t just a
    lousy movie, it’s the cement shoes on a once amazing collection of
    movies. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Beautiful Creatures

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    “Beautiful Creatures” explores a romance between a slack-jawed mortal
    and a magical being, it features characters performing spells and
    dealing with a lifelong burden of destiny, and a few of the participants
    sport wild outfits and colorful hairdos. The movie is also based on a
    blockbuster series of young adult books. Sound a little familiar? That’s
    the idea, with the producers clearly hoping such formula will attract
    an audience aching for screen adventure now that “Harry Potter” and
    “Twilight” have ended, and “The Hunger Games” is between installments.
    Thankfully, “Beautiful Creatures” has a little more on its mind than
    simply rehashing stale fantasy fodder, but the pressure to distill the
    2009 book by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl proves to be trouble for
    writer/director Richard LaGravenese, who’s overwhelmed by the challenge
    once the film reaches its second half. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Safe Haven

    SAFE HAVEN Josh Duhamel

    At this point, it’s fruitless to fight the Nicholas Sparks formula,
    having already serviced hits such as “The Notebook,” while also worked
    into pictures like “Nights in Rodanthe” and last year’s “The Lucky One.”
    The man has a devoted fanbase, those who adore breezy North Carolina
    beachside locations, dewy love between opposites, and wildly implausible
    turns of fate that kick on the melodramatic afterburners. “Safe Haven”
    (adapted from the 2010 novel) pours neatly into the same mold, only here
    there’s more of a prominent thriller element that mirrors Nancy Price’s
    1987 book, “Sleeping with the Enemy” (turned into hit film in 1991),
    employing even more proven formula to strengthen the proven formula. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Life

    LIFE Eddie Murphy Martin Lawrence

    In 1999, the pairing of Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy was considered a
    major event. While the two already worked together in
    1992's"Boomerang," "Life" caught the pair during a celebratory career
    run, with Murphy riding high on the success of "The Nutty Professor" and
    "Doctor Doolittle," while Lawrence was burning off his "Bad Boys"
    goodwill, developing his transition from sidekick tomfoolery to leading
    man responsibility. This collision of comedic spirits creates an
    interesting atmosphere of improvisational skill in "Life," though the
    movie itself feels short-sheeted, without a full sense of the titular
    experience, despite a premise that could reasonably carry a pleasing
    episodic narrative. Laughs are found in the film, supplied by its varied
    cast and director Ted Demme's patience, but "Life" is far from
    satisfying, only masterminding a few compelling scenes of character
    interaction and conflict before it's buried back in the screenplay,
    which never figures out exactly what it wants to be, often content to
    permit star power to carry the story along. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Queen of Versailles

    THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES David Siegel

    David Siegel took the real estate world by storm when he founded
    Westgate Resorts, a timeshare company based out of Orlando, Florida that
    quickly grew in stature and profit with its slick sales techniques and
    luxurious accommodations. Soon spawning multiple properties around
    America, Westgate blossomed into a billion-dollar business, peaking five
    years ago when the average vacationer could easily borrow money to
    purchase their dream getaway. The corporation permitted David a lavish
    lifestyle, a trophy wife in Jackie, and a family of eight children. The
    man could buy anything his heart desired, and he did, culminating in the
    construction of Versailles, a 90,000-square-foot home in Orlando
    inspired by a vacation to France. In 2007, this cavernous dwelling
    sounded like a great idea. In 2010, the unfinished domicile came to
    represent everything that soured in David's life after the financial
    collapse of 2008. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Magic of Belle Isle

    MAGIC OF BELLE ISLE Morgan Freeman

    The direction of Rob Reiner's career has been quite curious as of late.
    After scoring a major hit with 2007's "The Bucket List," the helmer has
    retreated into smaller films of a more wholesome nature, including
    2010's unexpectedly tedious family offering, "Flipped." "The Magic of
    Belle Isle" furthers Reiner's newfound interests in unexceptional
    entertainment on a slightly more victorious note, though the picture
    isn't something that demands attention. Better with intimacy than
    artifice, the movie shines intermittently, holding out hope that Reiner
    will wake up before the feature concludes and deliver a string of
    amazing scenes. Instead, "Belle Isle" contains very little magic, at
    least the sustained kind. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Top Gun: The IMAX 3D Experience

    TOP GUN Tom Cruise

    Looking to promote an upcoming Blu-ray release,
    Paramount has decided to make over the 1986 blockbuster “Top Gun” with
    some 3D mascara and IMAX blush, hoping to entice the faithful to once
    again pay money for a movie I assume most know by heart at this point.
    Indeed, the need for speed has returned to theaters for an exclusive
    one-week run, and while the takeoffs and landings show incredible
    dimension, the Kenny Loggins is cranked, and the roar of the jet engines
    could loosen fillings, it’s still the same old “Top Gun,” retaining
    every frame of ridiculousness and emphatic acting that turned the Don
    Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer production into a legend. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com