Superheroes have enjoyed a great deal of cinematic success in recent
years, packaged in films blessed with enormous budgets capable of
bringing intricate comic book worlds and high-flying superpowers to
life. “All Superheroes Must Die” elects the opposite route for its
fantasy feel, barely spending any money to detail trouble brewing
between a team of troubled, costumed champions and their nefarious
enemy. Painfully amateurish and poorly scripted, “All Superheroes Must
Die” is a chore to sit through, even at only 75 minutes in length.
Writer/director/producer/star/editor Jason Trost has a germ of an idea
here that’s intriguing, but no coin to bring it to life, keeping his
movie flat, generic looking, and tedious. Who knew masked avengers on a
perilous mission could be so dull? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – All Superheroes Must Die
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Film Review – Storage 24
“Storage 24” is aching to be a gripping monster movie, but it’ll have to
settle with being a merely serviceable one. The picture benefits from
invested filmmaking, with the production working diligently to pull off a
haunted house atmosphere populated with rounded characters, while
unleashing a creature with a horrifying interest in the innards of its
human prey. Certainly enjoyable with a few interesting stalking
sequences, “Storage 24” isn’t remarkable, falling into a few low-budget
traps along the way. It burns through a somewhat predictable routine of
survival instincts, nutty outsiders, and betrayals, while the central
alien antagonist could use 15 more minutes in the CGI oven to firm up
some lackluster details. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Mystery of Easter Island
Unless you happen to be an archaeologist or a closet fan of the 1994
adventure film, "Rapa Nui," there are plenty of mysteries left to
examine when investigating the cryptic Polynesian location, Easter
Island. Researchers and scientists have spent the last century
attempting to deduce the experience of the island's indigenous people,
with special concentration on monolithic human statues called "moai."
These enormous ancestral tributes are catnip to those with a curiosity
about the area, providing an irresistible puzzle of movement, with the
impossibly heavy rock creations (weighing about 14 tons) scattered
around the island, despite little evidence on how they were actually
able to reach their final resting places atop "ahus," or sacred stone
platforms. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – An Original DUCKumentary
Boasting over 120 species and a substantial history, it's about time the
ducks of America receive their own "Nature" special. "An Original
DUCKumentary" (hee-hee) endeavors to explore the strange, cyclical realm
of behaviors and quest of survival for these peculiar birds, studying a
year in the life of these animals. The journey is brief but
informative, aided by oddly enthusiastic narration from Paul Giamatti,
imparting a basic understanding of the duck experience, from the first
steps out of the nest to the gamesmanship of finding a suitable mate,
with feeding rituals, flight patterns, and regional habits inspected
along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Texas Chainsaw 3D
Numerous questions are raised after viewing “Texas Chainsaw 3D,” more
than any cash-grab sequel/remake should rightfully leave behind. A
brazenly idiotic production that doesn’t bother make any sense or deal
directly with the screwball timeline it arranges for itself, the picture
is basically a glorified DTV effort that lucked into a January release,
displaying minimal interest in storytelling cohesion, passable
performances, and grim occurrences. The “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
franchise has seen its fair share of brainless follow-ups and offshoots,
yet this new production takes the cake in terms of absurdity, eagerly
dispatching with coherence to rewire the tale back to its original
elements, once again pitting a maniac with a chainsaw against his
dim-witted, costume-challenged victims. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Zero Dark Thirty
In 2009, director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal hit a
career peak with “The Hurt Locker,” a searing exploration of wartime
strain and its addictive residue. The effort collected awards and Oscar
gold, while bringing Bigelow into the big time after years helming cult
hits and ambitious misfires. The pair return to the stress factory of
the Middle East with “Zero Dark Thirty,” this time playing footsie with
authenticity as they focus on the manhunt for Osama bin Laden in the
wake of the 9/11 attacks on American soil. A direct and riveting
procedural picture with a foray into military action, “Zero Dark Thirty”
isolates a fascinating inner drive of revenge to fuel interactions with
international terrorism, maintaining a hauntingly personal perspective
that burns bright while the screenplay spins a sophisticated web of last
names and motivations. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Crawlspace
“Crawlspace” is a good example of a no-budget picture accomplishing
quite a lot with very little. A blend of “Aliens” and “Scanners,” the
feature has confidence and a definite vision for its claustrophobic
scares. Perhaps originality isn’t a top priority for the screenplay, but
director Justin Dix manages to fuse his inspirations and his
aspirations into a tight 80 minute ride of hallucinations and chilling
medical discoveries, feeding genre fans a moderate but effective level
of gore to snack on while the dialogue explores devious manipulations.
At the very least, it provides hope that Dix, making his directorial
debut here, will go on to a career of satisfying shockers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Sushi Girl
The Tarantino Generation is briefly revived with the release of “Sushi
Girl,” a toe-curlingly violent journey into the black hearts of petty
criminals and their loquacious impulses. Loaded with barbed interplay
and fueled by a mystery of true intention, the movie sustains a certain
anxious rhythm that’s superbly entertaining, eased along by exaggerated
but excited performances from a group of actors who normally get the
shaft when it comes to extended screentime. While it’s nothing
inventive, perhaps a tad too derivative at times, “Sushi Girl” manages
to overcome its limitations with a polished, low-budget style and a
fiery attitude, keeping attention on the argument at hand, while
increasing brutality and a satisfactory ending ease the awareness that
the screenplay, credited to Destin Pfaff and Kern Saxton (who also
directs), is simply walking in the considerable footsteps of other
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Film Review – The Baytown Outlaws
For the first hour, “The Baytown Outlaws” keeps to a persuasive display
of violence and colorful characters, with co-writer/director Barry
Battles manufacturing a tasty slice of southern-fried grindhouse,
populated with seedy characters and outrageous confrontations. The pace
isn’t kept as the material eventually begs to be taken seriously, which
comes to cripple the entire viewing experience. However, those with a
taste for unsavory events guided by loudmouth participants should be
able to extract some enjoyment out of the determined feature. It’s a
shame Battles loses his nerve in the final act, weirdly assuming viewers
have developed an emotional attachment to material that works best as a
cartoon. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – A Dark Truth
Released during the same period as Gus Van Sant’s “Promised Land” and
its focus on the possible environmental disaster known as fracking, “A
Dark Truth” also explores a little-known area of natural resource woe,
covering the rise of corporations collecting control of water and land
rights in struggling countries. However, instead of a respectful drama
that preaches and teaches, “A Dark Truth” emerges as a political
actioner, with star Andy Garcia spending his screentime wielding a
handgun as his character sets out to expose evil. It’s a smart play to
secure audience attention, but the effort is wasted on a dreary,
formulaic picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Now is Good
I could see “Now is Good” appealing to a certain younger audience. Not
teenagers, but pre-teen girls dreaming of adolescent experiences that
could help to define them, while happily observing a traditional
rebellious attitude. Schmaltz of the highest order, “Now is Good” is
particularly punishing melodrama without a clear understanding of its
message, rewarding awful behavior in an effort to appeal to the only
demographic that will be able to endure it to the end. Surprisingly
harsh when it comes to the dented appeal of its lead character, the
movie is a predictable drag, attempting to cozy up to its young adult
literary origins (adapted from the novel by Jenny Downham) in a
decidedly tuneless fashion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
The Worst Films of 2012
Twentysomething
love without protection, SEALs in need of Strasberg, Tom Cruise vs. Bon Jovi,
Billy Crystal’s bathroom routine, the hilarity of colon cancer, the lulz of internet
horror, McG and the game of love, a movie with a devil of a non-ending, and a
brutal pair of Perrys. These are the worst films of 2012. -
The Best Films of 2012
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Iranian uproar cooled by Hollywood fakery, a failed boy scout on the hunt for
true love, fast food friction, the true price of greed, the slaughter of
reality show stars, the quest to bring Osama bin Laden to justice, positive
thinking put to the ultimate test, shaken and stirred, a mechanical best friend,
and a visit to a nightmare factory via the woods. These are the best films of
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Film Review – The Impossible
Regular moviegoers, the weekend warriors, are repeatedly assaulted with
images of disaster, often taking on a global reach of apocalyptic doom.
One becomes desensitized to such grand illusions after a while,
regarding the end of the world as a time when the Capitol Records
building eats it, the Eiffel Tower takes a tumble, and Red Square is
reduced to rubble. “The Impossible” is a harrowing reminder of
real-world nightmares, with the film dramatizing the devastation and
anguish that followed the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami disaster in a
frightfully vivid manner, taking a refreshingly blunt perspective on the
challenges of survival and the tenacity of the human spirit. Although
it sounds like a downer, “The Impossible” is actually emotionally
satisfying and educational in a way, with director Juan Antonio Bayona
doing a superb job keeping the details vital and the characters
admirably resolute. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Promised Land
“Promised Land” is a film filled with unfinished business. Reteaming
director Gus Van Sant with co-writer/star Matt Damon (after their work
on “Good Will Hunting” and “Gerry”), the picture is a messy affair with a
killer hook, bringing a critical environmental issue to the forefront
without much of a game plan to dissect it. Convincing for the first two
acts, “Promised Land” has an adequate grip on character and offers a
slew of terrific performances. It’s an interesting movie, but never
reaches the greatness or significance it imagines for itself, cursed
with a dreadful conclusion that’s strangely non-committal considering
all the passions swirling around the material. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















