Author: BO

  • Film Review – All Superheroes Must Die

    ALL SUPERHEROES MUST DIE cast

    Superheroes have enjoyed a great deal of cinematic success in recent
    years, packaged in films blessed with enormous budgets capable of
    bringing intricate comic book worlds and high-flying superpowers to
    life. “All Superheroes Must Die” elects the opposite route for its
    fantasy feel, barely spending any money to detail trouble brewing
    between a team of troubled, costumed champions and their nefarious
    enemy. Painfully amateurish and poorly scripted, “All Superheroes Must
    Die” is a chore to sit through, even at only 75 minutes in length.
    Writer/director/producer/star/editor Jason Trost has a germ of an idea
    here that’s intriguing, but no coin to bring it to life, keeping his
    movie flat, generic looking, and tedious. Who knew masked avengers on a
    perilous mission could be so dull? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Storage 24

    STORAGE 24 Still 3

    “Storage 24” is aching to be a gripping monster movie, but it’ll have to
    settle with being a merely serviceable one. The picture benefits from
    invested filmmaking, with the production working diligently to pull off a
    haunted house atmosphere populated with rounded characters, while
    unleashing a creature with a horrifying interest in the innards of its
    human prey. Certainly enjoyable with a few interesting stalking
    sequences, “Storage 24” isn’t remarkable, falling into a few low-budget
    traps along the way. It burns through a somewhat predictable routine of
    survival instincts, nutty outsiders, and betrayals, while the central
    alien antagonist could use 15 more minutes in the CGI oven to firm up
    some lackluster details. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Mystery of Easter Island

    Mystery of Easter Island

    Unless you happen to be an archaeologist or a closet fan of the 1994
    adventure film, "Rapa Nui," there are plenty of mysteries left to
    examine when investigating the cryptic Polynesian location, Easter
    Island. Researchers and scientists have spent the last century
    attempting to deduce the experience of the island's indigenous people,
    with special concentration on monolithic human statues called "moai."
    These enormous ancestral tributes are catnip to those with a curiosity
    about the area, providing an irresistible puzzle of movement, with the
    impossibly heavy rock creations (weighing about 14 tons) scattered
    around the island, despite little evidence on how they were actually
    able to reach their final resting places atop "ahus," or sacred stone
    platforms. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – An Original DUCKumentary

    An Original DUCKumentary

    Boasting over 120 species and a substantial history, it's about time the
    ducks of America receive their own "Nature" special. "An Original
    DUCKumentary" (hee-hee) endeavors to explore the strange, cyclical realm
    of behaviors and quest of survival for these peculiar birds, studying a
    year in the life of these animals. The journey is brief but
    informative, aided by oddly enthusiastic narration from Paul Giamatti,
    imparting a basic understanding of the duck experience, from the first
    steps out of the nest to the gamesmanship of finding a suitable mate,
    with feeding rituals, flight patterns, and regional habits inspected
    along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Texas Chainsaw 3D

    TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D Alexandra Daddario

    Numerous questions are raised after viewing “Texas Chainsaw 3D,” more
    than any cash-grab sequel/remake should rightfully leave behind. A
    brazenly idiotic production that doesn’t bother make any sense or deal
    directly with the screwball timeline it arranges for itself, the picture
    is basically a glorified DTV effort that lucked into a January release,
    displaying minimal interest in storytelling cohesion, passable
    performances, and grim occurrences. The “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
    franchise has seen its fair share of brainless follow-ups and offshoots,
    yet this new production takes the cake in terms of absurdity, eagerly
    dispatching with coherence to rewire the tale back to its original
    elements, once again pitting a maniac with a chainsaw against his
    dim-witted, costume-challenged victims. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Zero Dark Thirty

    ZERO DARK THIRTY Jessica Chastain

    In 2009, director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal hit a
    career peak with “The Hurt Locker,” a searing exploration of wartime
    strain and its addictive residue. The effort collected awards and Oscar
    gold, while bringing Bigelow into the big time after years helming cult
    hits and ambitious misfires. The pair return to the stress factory of
    the Middle East with “Zero Dark Thirty,” this time playing footsie with
    authenticity as they focus on the manhunt for Osama bin Laden in the
    wake of the 9/11 attacks on American soil. A direct and riveting
    procedural picture with a foray into military action, “Zero Dark Thirty”
    isolates a fascinating inner drive of revenge to fuel interactions with
    international terrorism, maintaining a hauntingly personal perspective
    that burns bright while the screenplay spins a sophisticated web of last
    names and motivations. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Crawlspace

    CRAWLSPACE Still 2

    “Crawlspace” is a good example of a no-budget picture accomplishing
    quite a lot with very little. A blend of “Aliens” and “Scanners,” the
    feature has confidence and a definite vision for its claustrophobic
    scares. Perhaps originality isn’t a top priority for the screenplay, but
    director Justin Dix manages to fuse his inspirations and his
    aspirations into a tight 80 minute ride of hallucinations and chilling
    medical discoveries, feeding genre fans a moderate but effective level
    of gore to snack on while the dialogue explores devious manipulations.
    At the very least, it provides hope that Dix, making his directorial
    debut here, will go on to a career of satisfying shockers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sushi Girl

    SUSHI GIRL Noah Hathaway

    The Tarantino Generation is briefly revived with the release of “Sushi
    Girl,” a toe-curlingly violent journey into the black hearts of petty
    criminals and their loquacious impulses. Loaded with barbed interplay
    and fueled by a mystery of true intention, the movie sustains a certain
    anxious rhythm that’s superbly entertaining, eased along by exaggerated
    but excited performances from a group of actors who normally get the
    shaft when it comes to extended screentime. While it’s nothing
    inventive, perhaps a tad too derivative at times, “Sushi Girl” manages
    to overcome its limitations with a polished, low-budget style and a
    fiery attitude, keeping attention on the argument at hand, while
    increasing brutality and a satisfactory ending ease the awareness that
    the screenplay, credited to Destin Pfaff and Kern Saxton (who also
    directs), is simply walking in the considerable footsteps of other
    filmmakers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Baytown Outlaws

    BAYTOWN OUTLAWS Clayne Crawford

    For the first hour, “The Baytown Outlaws” keeps to a persuasive display
    of violence and colorful characters, with co-writer/director Barry
    Battles manufacturing a tasty slice of southern-fried grindhouse,
    populated with seedy characters and outrageous confrontations. The pace
    isn’t kept as the material eventually begs to be taken seriously, which
    comes to cripple the entire viewing experience. However, those with a
    taste for unsavory events guided by loudmouth participants should be
    able to extract some enjoyment out of the determined feature. It’s a
    shame Battles loses his nerve in the final act, weirdly assuming viewers
    have developed an emotional attachment to material that works best as a
    cartoon. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Dark Truth

    DARK TRUTH Andy Garcia

    Released during the same period as Gus Van Sant’s “Promised Land” and
    its focus on the possible environmental disaster known as fracking, “A
    Dark Truth” also explores a little-known area of natural resource woe,
    covering the rise of corporations collecting control of water and land
    rights in struggling countries. However, instead of a respectful drama
    that preaches and teaches, “A Dark Truth” emerges as a political
    actioner, with star Andy Garcia spending his screentime wielding a
    handgun as his character sets out to expose evil. It’s a smart play to
    secure audience attention, but the effort is wasted on a dreary,
    formulaic picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Now is Good

    NOW IS GOOD Dakota Fanning Paddy Considine

    I could see “Now is Good” appealing to a certain younger audience. Not
    teenagers, but pre-teen girls dreaming of adolescent experiences that
    could help to define them, while happily observing a traditional
    rebellious attitude. Schmaltz of the highest order, “Now is Good” is
    particularly punishing melodrama without a clear understanding of its
    message, rewarding awful behavior in an effort to appeal to the only
    demographic that will be able to endure it to the end. Surprisingly
    harsh when it comes to the dented appeal of its lead character, the
    movie is a predictable drag, attempting to cozy up to its young adult
    literary origins (adapted from the novel by Jenny Downham) in a
    decidedly tuneless fashion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • The Worst Films of 2012

    WORST OF 1

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    love without protection, SEALs in need of Strasberg, Tom Cruise vs. Bon Jovi,
    Billy Crystal’s bathroom routine, the hilarity of colon cancer, the lulz of internet
    horror, McG and the game of love, a movie with a devil of a non-ending, and a
    brutal pair of Perrys. These are the worst films of 2012.

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  • The Best Films of 2012

    BEST OF 1

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    Iranian uproar cooled by Hollywood fakery, a failed boy scout on the hunt for
    true love, fast food friction, the true price of greed, the slaughter of
    reality show stars, the quest to bring Osama bin Laden to justice, positive
    thinking put to the ultimate test, shaken and stirred, a mechanical best friend,
    and a visit to a nightmare factory via the woods. These are the best films of
    2012.

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  • Film Review – The Impossible

    IMPOSSIBLE Naomi Watts

    Regular moviegoers, the weekend warriors, are repeatedly assaulted with
    images of disaster, often taking on a global reach of apocalyptic doom.
    One becomes desensitized to such grand illusions after a while,
    regarding the end of the world as a time when the Capitol Records
    building eats it, the Eiffel Tower takes a tumble, and Red Square is
    reduced to rubble. “The Impossible” is a harrowing reminder of
    real-world nightmares, with the film dramatizing the devastation and
    anguish that followed the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami disaster in a
    frightfully vivid manner, taking a refreshingly blunt perspective on the
    challenges of survival and the tenacity of the human spirit. Although
    it sounds like a downer, “The Impossible” is actually emotionally
    satisfying and educational in a way, with director Juan Antonio Bayona
    doing a superb job keeping the details vital and the characters
    admirably resolute. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Promised Land

    PROMISED LAND Matt Damon John Kransinski

    “Promised Land” is a film filled with unfinished business. Reteaming
    director Gus Van Sant with co-writer/star Matt Damon (after their work
    on “Good Will Hunting” and “Gerry”), the picture is a messy affair with a
    killer hook, bringing a critical environmental issue to the forefront
    without much of a game plan to dissect it. Convincing for the first two
    acts, “Promised Land” has an adequate grip on character and offers a
    slew of terrific performances. It’s an interesting movie, but never
    reaches the greatness or significance it imagines for itself, cursed
    with a dreadful conclusion that’s strangely non-committal considering
    all the passions swirling around the material. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com