Author: BO

  • Film Review – Frankenweenie

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    There’s no doubt that “Frankenweenie” is a Tim Burton film. That it’s a
    largely lifeless Tim Burton film is the real surprise, considering it's
    the man’s second shot at mastering this story. Originally brought to
    life by the helmer as a short in 1984 (where it was basically brushed
    aside by nervous Disney executives), “Frankenweenie” returns to screens
    nearly two decades later, this time as a stop-motion animated
    production, hoping to mirror the success of Burton’s similar efforts,
    “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Corpse Bride.” While it’s crafted
    with gloriously ghoulish details and teeming with classic movie
    references, “Frankenweenie” shows great difficulty proving its worth as a
    feature-length effort, working through elements of monster rampage and
    scientific debate that feel more like padding than a naturally dramatic
    extension of the original creation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wuthering Heights

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    Emily Bronte’s celebrated 1847 novel has been adapted time and again by
    world cinema, with each production embracing the squeeze of unrequited
    love and the abundant atmospheric trimmings of the original work. It’s a
    timeless tale of obsession, yet this latest take on the material takes
    matters into a harsher direction of internalized agony and violent
    communication. It’s a lengthy picture with ambiance to spare, but it’s
    something to be seen, offering a rejuvenated approach to the story that
    dazzles with grit and grief, captured with an authentically terrifying
    atmospheric approach that beautifully supports the discomfort and
    anguish flowing through the veins of the performances. This “Wuthering
    Heights” is not something to be passively accepted, but deeply felt,
    down to the bone. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Butter

    BUTTER Jennifer Garner

    There was tremendous potential for “Butter” to throw a spotlight on the
    rigors of butter sculpting competitions, drinking in the varied
    characters that populate this odd hobby while taking note of the
    exceptional skill required to turn slabs of dairy into art. Instead,
    “Butter” goes for a swipe of irreverence, poking fun with Midwestern
    caricatures while bending over backwards to earn a gratuitous R-rating.
    It’s a needlessly vulgar, decidedly laugh-free picture that works up a
    sweat trying to come off provocative when all it needed to be was
    present with a sculptural medium that doesn’t require much of a satiric
    boost to provide 80 minutes of solid entertainment and the occasional
    giggle. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You

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    Here’s a film that assumes a great deal of its characters and situations
    are interesting and, in some cases, deeply sympathetic. How wrong
    “Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You” is. A conventional exploration
    of a young, troubled soul living an affluent life in New York City, the
    feature is disorganized and unpleasant, aching to reach some form of
    emotional vulnerability, only to spotlight a story without severity,
    lacking an abyssal sense of violation and soulful agony that typically
    informs such angsty endeavors. It’s not exactly a trainwreck of a movie,
    but “Someday This Pain” is so void of depth and meaning, it often
    resembles a parody of the bruised teen subgenre. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Barrens

    THE BARRENS Stephen Moyer

    I applaud writer/director Darren Lynn Bousman’s attempts to keep the
    spirit of low-budget horror alive, scripting stories that prey on fears
    of the apocalyptic unknown and the mentally unstable. However, with
    efforts such as “11-11-11” and a remake of “Mother’s Day,” the helmer’s
    ambitions are far more interesting to dissect than his movies. Add “The
    Barrens” to the pile of promising failures, with the creator isolating
    the drive to seek and destroy the legendary Jersey Devil, which promises
    to be an enticing feature of creepy woodsy remoteness, populated with
    characters touched by madness. Bousman doesn’t have the vision to hoist
    the horror up high, settling on a mundane camping thriller only
    sporadically enlivened by mysterious violence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hocus Pocus

    HOCUS POCUS Midler Najimy Parker

    It's been surprising to watch "Hocus Pocus" develop a cult following
    since its release in 1993, amassing a passionate group of fans raised on
    VHS rentals and routine basic cable showings. It's a declaration of
    love that certainly wasn't there during its initial theatrical run,
    where the sharp minds at Disney released an exhaustively
    Halloween-centric story in mid-July, and then seemed surprised when the
    picture bombed. Any film that displays the ability to rise from the box
    office ashes and sustain popularity for nearly two decades is a minor
    cinematic miracle in my book, but I have to wonder, why has "Hocus
    Pocus" bewitched a vocal minority? A bland, unfunny oddity with overly
    manic execution and a few strange tonal detours, the feature desires to
    be a colorful, politely spooky creation, only to elicit blank stares.
    Perhaps I underestimate the power of its generational hold, yet
    considering the potential of a broad Disney witch romp, "Hocus Pocus" is
    an incredibly mediocre movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Won’t Back Down

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    “Won’t Back Down” is such an exaggerated attempt to shed light on the
    failures of the public school system, it might have you rooting for
    illiteracy to win in the end. Nuance and some type of dramatic balance
    is punted away right at the top of the feature, making the next two
    hours a preachy, hokey bore boosted by a few sublimely devoted
    performances. Education is a critical topic worth a cinematic
    inspection, but thespian passion and good intentions do not carry a
    movie alone. A production like this demands a brain as big as its heart,
    helping viewers to understand complexity when dealing with the youth of
    the nation. “Won’t Back Down” merely uncorks a box of Crayons and
    broadly colors over the issues at hand, doing a disservice to the
    parents, students, and teachers who struggle with this impasse on a
    daily basis. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Looper

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    Writer/director Rian Johnson has developed a reputation for
    uncompromising, inventive work (with “Brick” and “The Brothers Bloom”),
    and his latest, the sci-fi brainteaser “Looper,” is no different. While
    his features are intricately designed and heavily considered, Johnson’s
    not one to keep an eye on pace, often so enamored with screen
    particulars that a simple sense of forward momentum is missing, losing a
    primal cinematic drive to step back and admire his handiwork. “Looper”
    is the closest the filmmaker has come to a dazzling motion picture,
    toying with the conventions of the time travel subgenre to fashion his
    own thriller, a movie with real teeth and a working brain. Although
    intermittently ferocious, “Looper” doesn’t hold the viewer by the throat
    for two hours, showing a troubling lack of stamina the longer it
    develops the central conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Pitch Perfect

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    It’s difficult to believe “Pitch Perfect” was scripted by Kay Cannon, a
    vastly talented writer who made a name for herself working on “30 Rock,”
    a job that requires ingenuity, a samurai-sword-sharp sense of humor,
    and a mathematical understanding of screen timing. Cruelly, “Pitch
    Perfect” is a glorified episode of “Glee” with a “Family Guy” funny
    bone, bellyflop displays of improvisation, and a running joke concerning
    projectile vomiting. At one point, a character even slides around in
    the soupy stomach contents. Yeesh. Perhaps the target demographic of
    teenagers and music competition nuts will enjoy themselves
    wholeheartedly with this bothersome feature, losing themselves in the
    songs and fatigued silliness, yet “Pitch Perfect” is an unexpectedly
    lazy effort from a genuinely inspired writer, steamrolling through the
    world of a cappella in an uncivil manner that doesn’t inspire laughs or
    induce the chills that typically accompany true vocal power. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Hole

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    The particulars of film distribution have kept “The Hole” from American
    eyes for quite some time now. Originally shot in 2008 and released in
    Europe in 2009, the feature finally makes its way west for reasons that
    aren’t immediately clear, but I’m grateful regardless. The latest from
    director Joe Dante, “The Hole” is a modest production with a hearty
    sense of scare, tunneling into the psyche to find a human source of
    terror to compliment the monsters that occasionally pop into view during
    the picture. Entertaining, with a welcome sense of mischief, “The Hole”
    plays to Dante’s strengths, returning him to a suburban battleground
    where young characters face off against an unstoppable, often knee-high
    malevolent force. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hotel Transylvania

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    There’s a polar opposite difference between the gloriously elastic
    animation of “Hotel Transylvania” and its wretched screenplay, and it’s a
    heartbreaker to see such a wonderful premise torpedoed by a lack of
    storytelling consideration. A rare foray into spooky business for family
    audiences, the feature contains such promise that it seems almost
    impossible to screw up in a major way. Enter Adam Sandler, who brings
    his low-brow sense of humor to this monster mash, endeavoring to appease
    adults with a moldy tale of father-daughter strife, while he looks to
    tickle kids with bodily function humor. Although it’s a shame that
    “Hotel Transylvania” is so persistently crude, true disappointment
    emerges from the exceptional cartoon craftsmanship of the movie, which
    is wasted on ghastly writing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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    It’s a rare event to find an author not only writing the screenplay
    adaptation of his own work, but directing it as well. It’s a heavy
    workload for Stephen Chbosky, who attempts to make the nuances of his
    book, “The Perks of Being a Wallflower,” compute on the big screen.
    Although gifted a trio of inspired performances from the lead actors,
    “Wallflower” is a muddled creation blessed with unique emotional
    sincerity, yet cursed with loose ends and poorly defined characters,
    huddled into a precious creation that might test the patience of those
    with a sensitivity to effusive teen melodrama. There’s enormous insight
    into the adolescent mind, yet Chbosky is hopelessly disorganized,
    creating a film of sporadic significance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bringing Up Bobby

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    “Bringing Up Bobby” has all the good intentions in the world to tell an
    honest story about separation and the lasting sting of mistakes.
    Writer/director Famke Janssen (the “X-Men” star making her filmmaking
    debut) portrays her story earnestly, massaging an arc of personal
    responsibility that’s kindly enough, but rarely is it ever felt down
    deep in this underwhelming picture. A mismanaged drama with overheated
    performances and a general disinterest in following through on
    characterizations, “Bringing Up Bobby” doesn’t provide the soulfulness
    it aims to share. Instead, it stumbles through scenes without a
    consistent tone, hoping to shape something meaningful out of its display
    of misguided parenting. Janssen just doesn’t have the vision to achieve
    it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Unconditional

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    There’s an enormous gust of passion blowing through “Unconditional,”
    though it seldom has the force to lift leaden scenes off the ground.
    Being a Christian production, its intention is peaceful enough, with a
    concentrated effort to reduce the audience to a puddle of tears through
    acts of goodness and confession. However, that aspiration to extract a
    massive amount of emotion from characters and viewers is clouded by
    scattered storytelling. “Unconditional” often goes out of its way to
    divert concentration from its most compelling subplots, trying hard to
    come across as an important movie on a myriad of topics. While strongly
    acted by stars Lynn Collins and Michael Ealy, it’s a clumsy picture that
    feels like it’s going to add up to more than it actually does. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The War of the Roses

    WAR OF THE ROSES Steam

    After soaring together in 1984's "Romancing the Stone," and stumbling
    together in 1985's "The Jewel of the Nile," Michael Douglas, Kathleen
    Turner, and Danny DeVito were cautious with the selection of their next
    collaboration, looking to pick a project that would disturb expectations
    set by their previous adventures. "The War of the Roses" proved an apt
    left turn for the trio, with DeVito assuming directorial control over
    the material, looking to inject a darkly comic tone into a bitter story,
    building on his command of impish screen toxicity first explored in his
    previous production, 1987's "Throw Momma from the Train." Constructed
    with extraordinary confidence and exceptionally acted, "The War of the
    Roses" is perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement shared between the
    stars, dropping the high-flying dangers of jungles and deserts to
    partake in specialized marital warfare that utilizes relationship
    claustrophobia and escalating antagonism instead of explosions and
    plastic quips. The picture is greatly amusing, but its lasting
    achievement is DeVito's atmospheric authority, shaping a genuine
    filmmaking triumph in style and mood that deserves a standing ovation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – House at the End of the Street

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    As Hollywood anoints Jennifer Lawrence as the Next Big Thing, there’s
    some unfinished business to tend to before she bathes in her “Hunger
    Games” franchise success or tastes Oscar glory with the upcoming “Silver
    Linings Playbook,” and its name is “House at the End of the Street.”
    Shot before her stint as Katniss in “The Hunger Games,” this B-list
    thriller reminds the world of more humble time for the actress, when she
    had to take any job that slipped into view, establishing her name with
    traditional genre career steps. It’s a terrible picture, but it’s hard
    to fault the star for its failure, as she delivers a performance best
    described as “embarrassed,” while the rest of the effort dissolves into
    an insipid bore with nearly a third of its running time devoted to an
    easily escapable situation. I hope Lawrence takes some time today to hug
    her “Catching Fire” producers for her good fortune. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dredd

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    The last time we saw the character of Judge Dredd on the big screen, it
    was in a 1995 Sylvester Stallone vehicle from Disney. While
    interestingly designed and occasionally inspired, “Judge Dredd” was a
    misfire, tanking an opportunity to bring the cult comic book bruiser
    (first inked in 1977) to life in the manner he was originally conceived.
    It took time, but enterprising financiers have decided to try again
    with Dredd, this time sticking close to the source material to inspire a
    cinematic do over, shedding a Hollywood action bonanza atmosphere to go
    grittier, keeping the character masked and mean as he’s once again sent
    out to assess the wicked citizens of Mega-City One. Second time’s a
    charm with “Dredd,” which brings out the agony of this world and the
    duty of the protagonist with a welcome discomfort, hitting consistent
    points of futuristic fury in a supremely entertaining picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com