Author: BO

  • Film Review – The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

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    “The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure” is the brainchild of Kenn
    Viselman, a marketing wizard behind “The Teletubbies” and “Thomas the
    Tank Engine” who decided to strike out on his own, overseeing a family
    film geared toward the short attention spans of pre-schoolers. Billed as
    “interactive,” “Big Balloon Adventure” encourages young viewers to
    twist and shout in front of on-screen characters, getting into the
    spirit of this lackluster musical blasted with puppetry and nuclear
    colors. Although it’s meant to tickle toddlers, “Big Balloon Adventure”
    isn’t worth punishing multiplex pricing, delivering small-scale thrills
    on a limited budget. It’s definitely a rental, offering parents a chance
    to escape while wee ones bop around for 85 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lawless

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    It’s difficult to recommend “Lawless” to the average moviegoer. It’s a
    film that contains scenes of pure evil, with lacerating violence to back
    up its arguments, making it extremely troubling for those with
    sensitivity to screen brutality. Thankfully, there’s a consistently
    impressive effort inside its grim ambiance, embellishing its
    Depression-era setting just enough to activate splendidly as an offering
    of pulp cinema, keeping viewers glued to dramatic developments and
    widescreen menace. It’s a rough feature, yet this intensity keeps the
    material on task. Instead of lounging around as an evocative slice of
    backwoods history, “Lawless” stands up straight as a revenge picture,
    with flawed heroes and a villain of unparalleled sliminess. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Tall Man

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    Marketed as a sinister picture with heavy demonic overtones, “The Tall
    Man” turns out to be something quite different, absent a juicy genre
    hook to immediately pull viewers in. That’s not to say the film is
    successful, but its intentions are unique, hoping to approach formulaic
    scares with moralistic twist. It’s a shame the feature isn’t terribly
    interesting beyond its central concept, laboring through pedestrian
    chase sequences and flaccid confrontations. Writer/director Pascal
    Laugier has a few inspired visual ideas to share, but what begins as an
    intriguing Stephen King riff devolves into a Lifetime Original,
    effectively burning off the potential of the complex misdirection. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Sixteen Candles

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    For his directorial unveiling, John Hughes selected a piece of material
    held close to his heart; a screenplay that contained beloved topics: the
    chaos of the nuclear family and the humiliation/redemption of the
    average American teen. "Sixteen Candles" is largely Hughes testing his
    gifts behind the camera, inadvertently pioneering a genre that would
    come to define his career. It's a rough sketch of future triumphs, but
    "Candles" is a brazenly mischievous, consistently uproarious comedy that
    christens the devastating Hughes-fu with vivacious results. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Queen & Country

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    I didn't know who Sir Trevor McDonald was before I sat down with the series "Queen & Country," and I know even less about the man four hours later. He's our guide through this Diamond Jubilee celebration of Queen Elizabeth II's life and times, but there's no introduction, no moment to isolate a host the viewer comes to rely on for facts, interviews, and pacing needs. The question mark of McDonald (research tells me he's a respected British journalist) is emblematic of "Queen & Country," a handsomely produced inspection of the royal experience, yet a show created strictly for royalists and romantics, offering nothing in the way of an introduction for those who've elected to live their lives without an intricate understanding of the Monarchy. The news footage is remarkable, the conversations breathless, and the subject fascinating, yet the lengthy production is no proper education, it's a victory lap. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Reliving the Summer of 1992 Diary – Week Fifteen

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    Summer
    ends with David Lynch’s “Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me,” Nicolas Cage
    unraveling in “Honeymoon in Vegas,” and Edward Furlong screeching through “Pet
    Sematary II.”

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  • Blu-ray Review – Johnny Carson: King of Late Night

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    As a child, it was a badge of honor to slowly acquire access to late night television. As bedtimes grew later, entrance to a world of comedians, monologues, and celebrity interviews was provided, commencing an education in timing and talent few prime time shows could offer. While David Letterman possessed an appealing wackiness and genial subversive quality, nothing could come close to Johnny Carson, an iconic figure who owned late night programming, making his nightly adventures an illuminating display of confidence and enchanting cocktail-hour routine, killing nightly with a triumphant sense of humor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Victim

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    “The Victim” has been routinely referenced as a classic grindhouse
    production, out to charm fans of sleazy, violent entertainment. However,
    writer/director/star Michael Biehn doesn’t put his best perverted foot
    forward with this lackluster, budget-minded suspense picture.
    Underdeveloped and occasionally directionless, “The Victim” is actually
    quite tasteful for the genre, preferring windy dialogue exchanges to
    wrathful acts of bloodshed. While not without a few highlights, the
    feature is disappointingly tame, missing a grand opportunity for screen
    insanity. Biehn has a germ of an idea here, but lacks the sickness
    needed to bring this tale of murder, sex, and feverish uncertainty to
    life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Apparition

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    The trailer for “The Apparition” contained more story than the picture
    it was promoting. In fact, I think the trailer for “The Apparition” is
    actually more of a movie than “The Apparition.” A wildly incoherent
    effort that spends most of its running time avoiding its own plot, “The
    Apparition” is one of those major studio releases that is so stunningly
    inept, it’s a wonder it’s receiving a theatrical release. However, maybe
    a brief stay in multiplexes is a positive thing, allowing those with
    heavenly B-movie patience to sit down and decode the bungled filmmaking.
    Perhaps there’s someone out there who could possibly explain the
    feature to me one day. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Killer Joe

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    After his lackluster turn in the recent “Magic Mike,” it’s encouraging
    to watch star Matthew McConaughey dig his teeth into something
    positively evil like the character of Joe Cooper. A cop drenched in
    Texas swagger, Joe is a man you wouldn’t want to cross, yet he carries a
    seductive, strangely respectful aura about him that’s almost appealing.
    It’s a tremendously controlled and creepy performance from the actor,
    matching the intensity of director William Friedkin, who summons a humid
    atmosphere of desperation and humiliation for “Killer Joe,” a ripe,
    captivatingly repellent picture that challenges its cast with stark
    portrayals of stupidity and intimidation, roasting in the Dallas heat.
    It’s a punishing viewing experience, but a uniquely vile sit that
    rewards the brave with exemplary technical credits, a sure pace in the
    early going, and the sight of McConaughey reacquainting himself with
    excellence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Premium Rush

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    The rush in “Premium Rush” only arrives in short bursts, often after
    lengthy offerings of exposition I doubt most ticket buyers will care
    about. A chase film that consistently torpedoes its momentum, the
    picture is frustrating sit, finding co-writer/director David Koepp
    insisting on a story that matches the intensity of the pursuit. He fails
    to find one, though “Premium Rush” is determined to deliver on
    characterization despite a premise that works just fine focusing on the
    heat of the moment, supported by a marvelous display of bicycle stunts
    and streetwise navigation that’s depicted with the utmost urgency. Koepp
    doesn’t trust the basics of the hunt, bending over backwards to paste a
    soul on a simplistic machine of suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Thunderstruck

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    It’s hard to believe it’s been a decade since the release of “Like
    Mike,” leaving “Thunderstruck” ample room to pick up where the
    teen-centric sports fantasy left off. However, while “Like Mike” at
    least made a faint attempt to conjure curiosity concerning the iffy
    magic dust it was spreading, “Thunderstruck” doesn’t even attempt to
    pinpoint its basketball enchantment. It’s a peculiar creative choice in
    an otherwise bland, feebly acted comedy, concentrating more on laughs
    and half-realized messages of adolescent responsibility than solidifying
    a truly bizarre premise, at least to a point where it appears as though
    the production actually cared about telling a coherent story. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com