Author: BO

  • Film Review – Bachelorette

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    While I didn’t find myself overwhelmed with the insanity of last year’s
    hit “Bridesmaids,” its absurd length and dramatic decline is a Caribbean
    vacation compared to the forced acid bath of “Bachelorette.” Shockingly
    unlikable and unfunny, this latest round of women behaving badly is
    crippled by unnecessary excess, botched characterizations, and a
    calculated round of 1990s nostalgia to appeal to the core demographic.
    Aching to be irreverent and insightful when it comes to the flattened
    soul of the thirtysomething party girl facing the cell clank of
    adulthood, “Bachelorette” would be better off as a soulless farce, not
    the noxious semi-melodrama it eventually becomes. It’s a movie that
    doesn’t know whether to hug its characters or push them off a bridge. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Inbetweeners Movie

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    Landing in America a full year after its UK release, “The Inbetweeners
    Movie” is intended to conclude the popular Brit series that ran from
    2008-10, while also drumming up a little publicity for the U.S. remake
    of the show, currently airing on MTV. Unfortunately, I’ve never been
    exposed to the original work prior to the feature, leaving me at a
    slight disadvantage, likely missing inside jokes and established
    characterizations. Thankfully, “The Inbetweeners Movie” isn’t algebra,
    pushing forward as a lewd, crude teen comedy in the “American Pie” vein,
    with broad acts of humiliation and simplistic emotional cues to decode.
    While I’m sure the effort has proven popular with the faithful,
    newcomers shouldn’t have trouble catching up with the shenanigans, which
    are largely amusing and enjoyably obvious. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Eye of the Storm

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    Adapted from the 1973 novel by Patrick White, “The Eye of the Storm” is a
    film about vicious behavior committed by exhausted people. It’s not an
    easy sit, teeming with venom and chaotic states of mind, but there’s a
    wonderful focal point in the three lead performances from Charlotte
    Rampling, Geoffrey Rush, and Judy Davis. Providing exemplary work to a
    picture in desperate need of defined emotional directions, the cast
    carries the heavy burden of the material with dignity. The same cannot
    be said of helmer Fred Schepisi, who stumbles through the muddy drama,
    placing more concentration on family dysfunction than compelling
    narrative direction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Blues Brothers 2000

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    Although it would seem natural to sequelize the 1980 hit, "The Blues
    Brothers," the 1982 death of co-star John Belushi made such a prospect
    daunting for even the most money-hungry producer. After all, to
    regenerate Belushi's slovenly presence for a successful follow-up would
    require a major casting effort to match survivor Dan Aykroyd
    beat-for-beat, while instilling the feature with a sense of anarchic
    comic timing and generous stage command. It took 18 years for a
    continuation to bubble up, yet Aykroyd and co-writer John Landis were
    persistent, constructing a picture that could do justice to the spirit
    of the previous extravaganza while forging a new identity for a
    different era. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Robot & Frank

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    While I’m not up on my science fiction writing as most people, from my
    viewpoint, “Robot & Frank” is a fairly original idea massaged
    wonderfully by director Jake Schreier. It’s a funny movie, but not
    really a comedy. It’s melancholy, but far from depressing. It’s
    mischievous, but grounded in realism. A hodgepodge of moods built around
    an unlikely story of friendship between a man and his service robot,
    the film carries itself confidently, with occasional moments of
    significant emotion, articulated superbly in Frank Langella’s lead
    performance, his most memorable work in quite some time. Who really
    needs human co-stars when a faceless robot helps to form one of the
    year’s best on-screen pairings? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Cradle 2 the Grave

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    In the late 1990s, Hollywood wanted to make rapper DMX a movie star.
    It's not an uncommon practice to turn someone known exclusively for
    their musical achievements into an actor, yet with DMX, the effort
    seemed hopelessly misguided. Stiff and unconvincing, the hip-hop artist
    never carried himself with ease on screen, yet he still managed to bark
    out a minor filmography. A large chunk of his employment was courtesy of
    producer Joel Silver, who brought DMX in to flavor 2000's "Romeo Must
    Die" and co-star alongside Steven Seagal in 2001's "Exit Wounds."
    Sensing screen magic, Silver reunited DMX with "Romeo" star Jet Li for
    2003's "Cradle 2 the Grave," an actioner meant to pay off the fumes of
    chemistry shared earlier by the performers, gifting them their own
    playground of martial arts activity, explosions, and gunplay, with a
    booming soundtrack to score the chaos. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Day

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    One would think that a movie produced by World Wrestling Entertainment
    would contain a little more theatricality, a little more bang for the
    buck. “The Day” is a post-apocalyptic actioner from the sports
    entertainment factory, and despite a plot that dabbles in cannibalism
    and supplies a sizeable body count, there’s little here that invigorates
    the senses, despite a production that’s sniffing around for a certain
    tone of badassery it never achieves. Glum, poorly acted, and hard on the
    eyes, “The Day” is a flat feature with a few spikes of absurdity that
    push the production into unintentional camp. Even by the relatively low
    standards of the siege horror genre, this picture is a tedious waste of
    time. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Possession

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    What’s most frustrating about “The Possession” (not to be confused with
    last week’s “The Apparition”) is that it’s filled with potential. It’s a
    distinctive story of demonic ownership with a specific cultural tilt,
    yet the production seems hesitant to follow through with its chilling
    ideas for terror. Instead, “The Possession” is locked in mediocrity,
    always wincing when the horror hits a few memorable extremes. Maybe it’s
    the PG-13 rating or perhaps director Ole Bornedal isn’t up for the
    challenge, but this feature is exceptionally good at pulling its
    punches, leaving discouraged viewers to fantasize about a more
    satisfying picture poured from the same filmmaking ingredients. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Compliance

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    Sure to raise pulse rates and incite shockwaves of disbelief,
    “Compliance” is an exceptional example of provocative filmmaking, taking
    viewers on a 90-minute-long journey of humiliation, manipulation, and
    good old fashioned stupidity. It’s a riveting watch, with a stranglehold
    of suspense expertly maintained by writer/director Craig Zobel, who
    accepts the challenge of adapting a true crime situation without pumping
    the plot full of fiction, holding to the innate horror of the central
    violation while subtly shifting the ground beneath the viewer’s feet.
    Bravely uncomfortable and sure to inspire heated post-movie (and likely
    mid-movie) conversation, “Compliance” is haunting, positively enraging
    when it sinks in that this was no nightmare, but a reality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

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    “The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure” is the brainchild of Kenn
    Viselman, a marketing wizard behind “The Teletubbies” and “Thomas the
    Tank Engine” who decided to strike out on his own, overseeing a family
    film geared toward the short attention spans of pre-schoolers. Billed as
    “interactive,” “Big Balloon Adventure” encourages young viewers to
    twist and shout in front of on-screen characters, getting into the
    spirit of this lackluster musical blasted with puppetry and nuclear
    colors. Although it’s meant to tickle toddlers, “Big Balloon Adventure”
    isn’t worth punishing multiplex pricing, delivering small-scale thrills
    on a limited budget. It’s definitely a rental, offering parents a chance
    to escape while wee ones bop around for 85 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lawless

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    It’s difficult to recommend “Lawless” to the average moviegoer. It’s a
    film that contains scenes of pure evil, with lacerating violence to back
    up its arguments, making it extremely troubling for those with
    sensitivity to screen brutality. Thankfully, there’s a consistently
    impressive effort inside its grim ambiance, embellishing its
    Depression-era setting just enough to activate splendidly as an offering
    of pulp cinema, keeping viewers glued to dramatic developments and
    widescreen menace. It’s a rough feature, yet this intensity keeps the
    material on task. Instead of lounging around as an evocative slice of
    backwoods history, “Lawless” stands up straight as a revenge picture,
    with flawed heroes and a villain of unparalleled sliminess. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Tall Man

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    Marketed as a sinister picture with heavy demonic overtones, “The Tall
    Man” turns out to be something quite different, absent a juicy genre
    hook to immediately pull viewers in. That’s not to say the film is
    successful, but its intentions are unique, hoping to approach formulaic
    scares with moralistic twist. It’s a shame the feature isn’t terribly
    interesting beyond its central concept, laboring through pedestrian
    chase sequences and flaccid confrontations. Writer/director Pascal
    Laugier has a few inspired visual ideas to share, but what begins as an
    intriguing Stephen King riff devolves into a Lifetime Original,
    effectively burning off the potential of the complex misdirection. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Sixteen Candles

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    For his directorial unveiling, John Hughes selected a piece of material
    held close to his heart; a screenplay that contained beloved topics: the
    chaos of the nuclear family and the humiliation/redemption of the
    average American teen. "Sixteen Candles" is largely Hughes testing his
    gifts behind the camera, inadvertently pioneering a genre that would
    come to define his career. It's a rough sketch of future triumphs, but
    "Candles" is a brazenly mischievous, consistently uproarious comedy that
    christens the devastating Hughes-fu with vivacious results. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com