Author: BO

“Irish Wish” isn’t a grand return to the screen for Lindsay Lohan (a Lohanaissance?), but a picture that easily plays to her strengths as an actress. Once a Disney trooper and ex-“Mean Girl,” Lohan hasn’t been seen in major endeavors for quite some time, recently making a play for a career resurrection in 2022’s “Falling for Christmas.” Apparently, the job was a success, as Lohan reunites with director Janeen Damien for a fresh feature, which details another magical time with love, only here the setting has been moved to Ireland and warm feelings aren’t exactly enticing. Screenwriter Kirsten Hansen (“Cross Country Christmas,” “Return to Christmas Creek,” and “Christmas on My Mind”) isn’t out to challenge formula with “Irish Wish,” but certainly a more secure command of tone would’ve been welcome. Going from slapstick comedy to crying fits, the movie doesn’t really know what it wants to be, which weakens whatever level of enchantment was intended here. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Actor Kobi Libii (“Alpha House,” “Madame Secretary”) makes his directorial debut with “The American Society of Magical Negroes.” It’s a playful, barbed title in search of a better movie, with Libii (who also scripts) taking a look at American racism with material that’s sometimes mischievous and mostly heavy-handed. It’s a “Harry Potter”-esque portal into an unseen world of black subservience, with Libii looking to have some fun with the fantasy elements of the endeavor, but he’s primarily hunting for a more human story about a black man who’s been too timid during his days, finally understanding, with the help of sorcery, his individuality. The idea is a solid one, open for an uproarious and thought-provoking ride through the state of race relations in 2024. However, the helmer doesn’t have a plan for it all, creating a juicy Spike Lee-esque tale, only to offer Malcolm D. Lee-style direction for it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

“Arthur the King” was shot three years ago and was awaiting release for such a long time, actor Mark Wahlberg and director Simon Cellan Jones actually made another feature together, “The Family Plan,” which came out last year. The wrong movie was left on the shelf. Instead of making an expensive action mess for streaming consumption, “Arthur the King” offers a mostly simple tale of physical and mental endurance, bringing viewers into the world of Adventure Racing, which is not a sport that’s been exhaustively examined in film, possibly ever. The challenge is the stuff of cinema, highlighting teams of four pushing through difficult conditions for long stretches of time, learning to work with one another to reach a common goal. There’s also a dog story woven into the picture, with the real-life tale of an athlete and his canine support making for compelling cinema when the production elects to stay away from mawkishness, which it doesn’t always do. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Director Rose Glass made her debut with 2020’s “Saint Maud,” a psychological horror picture that was basically smothered by the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, which ruined its release and slowed potential exposure for the helmer. Glass aims for a more direct shot of filmmaking brutality with “Love Lies Bleeding,” going the pulp fiction route with an American tale of obsession, overkill, and violent reaction, co-writing the work with Weronika Tofilska. The material has a few wild ideas when it comes to creating the visual representation of physical power, and most of the cast submits to the extremity, with co-star Katy O’Brian quite effective as a bodybuilder searching for some form of stability, only to end up right in the middle of a criminal mess. “Love Lies Bleeding” is most definitely a style over substance viewing experience, but Glass provides moments of imagination and fury that are worth sticking around for. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

It’s been 16 years since Michael Keaton last directed a film (“The Merry Gentlemen”), returning to duty for “Knox Goes Away.” The screenplay by Gregory Poirier (“Tomcats,” “A Sound of Thunder”) examines the experience of an older man succumbing to dementia, dealing with the demands of his job as a hitman and his relationships with the few people he’s remained intimate with. It’s a complex situation of introspection, with Poirier aiming to bend and twist the tale along the way, as elements of police work and family ties complicate the eponymous character’s always confusing life. Keaton also takes on the main role, offering understated but cooly involving work to help the picture achieve some sense of suspense and silent horror. “Knox Goes Away” isn’t a riveting study of decline, often quite deliberately slow, but the acting is capable, carrying the weirder elements of Poirier’s writing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Longtime actors, James A. Woods and Nicolas Wright (who both appeared in “Independence Day: Resurgence”) make their debut as writer/directors with “French Girl.” It’s a Canadian production, almost acting as a commercial for Quebec tourism, and it hopes to delight audiences looking for a lighter film about relationships and slapstick comedy, following an American’s bumbling ways when it comes to the reality of his girlfriend’s past and present. It’s not refined work from the helmers, and they can’t resist the lure of formula, sticking with the rom-com playbook from beginning to end. “French Girl” has some charm in its cast and a few ideas worth pursuing, but the predictability of it all becomes too much in the final act, and Zach Braff’s star turn is hard on the senses, watching the actor teeter on the edge of obnoxiousness as he makes it his personal mission to be the most hilarious performer in the frame at all times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

From Juan Carlos Fresndillo, the director of “28 Weeks Later”, and Dan Mazeau, the writer of “Fast X” and “Wrath of the Titans,” “Damsel” seeks to update fairy tale storytelling for a more empowered generation of viewers. Set in “a faraway land,” the feature returns to the threat of a dragon and the desperation of a kingdom, establishing a crisis not unlike the one found in 1981’s “Dragonslayer.” However, instead of magic and mystery, “Damsel” offers a YA version of danger, with the picture looking to turn star Millie Bobby Brown into a warrior strong enough to launch a new franchise of fantasy action adventures. Fresndillo supplies candied visuals and Mazeau delivers formula, making for an easily digestible viewing experience, especially for the target demographic. What the endeavor lacks is a real sense of danger and doom, missing a grand opportunity to play with the horrors of dragon combat in an ultimately disappointing effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Director Jeff Wadlow doesn’t possess the most inspired filmography. In fact, most of his endeavors have been dismal, remaining committed to the horror genre in duds like “Truth or Dare” and “Fantasy Island.” Wadlow returns to fright cinema, kinda, with “Imaginary,” also claiming a co-writing credit on the feature, which is more of a fantasy about psychological trauma than a true nail-biter. The picture also sustains the helmer’s low batting average, with Wadlow trying to mount some ambitious visuals with a limited budget, and his directorial-fu just isn’t powerful enough. “Imaginary” isn’t scary and it doesn’t hold viewer attention, though star DeWanda Wise puts in some effort to sell the ridiculousness of it all with her authoritative performance. However, such dedication isn’t strong enough to get this snoozy movie off the ground, with Wadlow providing feeble offerings of suspense along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

With “Snack Shack,” writer/director Adam Rehmeier (“Dinner in America”) looks to teen cinema from the late 1970s and early 1980s for inspiration. It was a time where such entertainment could be incredibly coarse but also sincere, dealing with some levels of reality in a heightened representation of adolescence. It’s quite a tonal balancing job to manage, and Rehmeier is more interested in extremes than nuance, but there’s plenty to like about the movie, which examines the hustle of two kids attempting to make a small fortune any way they possibly can. There are scams, pranks, female distractions, lots of smoking and swearing, and parental disapproval, keeping “Snack Shack” busy with mischief and deep feelings. A 112-minute-long run time is a big ask from the helmer with this kind of material, but the feature has its appeal and a direct understanding of the teen boy mindset. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Well, that didn’t take long. Six years ago, “Dumb and Dumber” and “There’s Something About Mary” co-director Peter Farrelly won two Academy Awards for his work on “Green Book,” effectively reviving his career after a string of box office disappointments. He attempted to build on such prestige with 2022’s “The Greatest Beer Run Ever,” but the feature was largely ignored by audiences and collected little critical acclaim. Farrelly is now back in Farrelly Brothers territory with “Ricky Stanicky,” which is a return to old filmmaking habits for the helmer, overseeing yet another crude comedy with a heart of gold. The Farrelly Way has been lost for decades now, and “Ricky Stanicky” doesn’t help the cause, offering an abundance of dreadful humor and wretched writing, and it offers a moment to reevaluate the comedic worth of actor John Cena, who’s the worst thing in this excruciatingly lame movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

DreamWorks Animation makes “Kung Fu Panda” movies, but they certainly take their time with them. “Kung Fu Panda 4” is the latest sequel in a saga that began in 2008, with the last chapter, “Kung Fu Panda 3,” released eight years ago. It felt like a franchise closer, the end of a trilogy for panda Po and his fighting ways, but the producers aren’t ready to give up on a good thing, bringing the Dragon Warrior back for a potential franchise reset that introduces new characters and reorganizes positions of power. Thankfully, the old “Kung Fu Panda” fun remains in the third sequel, with directors Mike Mitchell (“Shrek Forever After,” “Trolls”) and Stephanie Stine working to sustain action and silliness in the endeavor, which provides a nice reminder of series highlights while aiming to redirect focus in this universe of spiritual balance and overeating. “Kung Fu Panda 4” doesn’t feel tired, which is perhaps the greatest compliment the feature can receive, giving the now multi-generational audience a pleasant cinematic adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

“Accidental Texan” is an adaptation of a 1999 novel by Cole Thompson, which was titled “Chocolate Lizards.” One can certainly understand the name change, but screenwriter Julie B. Denny endeavors to keep literary structure alive in the feature, which oversees the growth of characters as they battle with elements of their past with hopes of securing a brighter future. The movie explores the oil business in Texas, which perhaps doesn’t automatically conjure images of heroism in play, but director Mark Lambert Bristol is pursuing underdog cinema with the effort, looking to generate an audience-pleasing ride of personalities and setbacks. “Accidental Texan” isn’t interested in coloring outside the lines when it comes to dramatic stakes, but as easygoing entertainment, the picture connects in a modest manner. Bristol maintains a straightforward approach to the material, keeping viewers engaged through colorful performances and a decently enjoyable ride of ups and downs in the realms of money and matters of the heart. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

While released with the highest of hopes for serious box office performance, 2010’s “Megamind” didn’t live up to expectations, only managing to attract a smaller audience for a DreamWorks Animation endeavor. Franchise plans were dropped, but apparently they never died. 14 years later, DreamWorks returns to “Megamind” via the launch of a streaming series, giving the new idea a feature-length pilot in “Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate,” which looks to entice fans by returning to the comedic mayhem of Metro City and its newly heroic defender. Missing from the update is all of the cast and crew, with the sequel aiming to make magic with a substantially lower budget. No more Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey, and Jonah Hill in voice roles, and no more lavish CGI animation. What “Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate” does provide is a way to keep younger viewers occupied for 80 minutes, with the effort mostly about making noise, finding the writing unable to improve on the already low standards of the original film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Longtime actress and comedian Chelsea Peretti makes her directorial debut in the aptly titled, “First Time Female Director.” While not a faux documentary, Peretti looks to mimic the mood of Christopher Guest’s “Waiting for Guffman” with the feature, which examines the messiness of a play handled by someone who’s never had to manage large egos and tough criticism before, creating chaos after receiving a prime career opportunity. Peretti (who also scripts) gets very silly with the picture, which is a blessing, happily fumbling around with various disasters and uncomfortable interactions. “First Time Female Director” has a few sizable laughs, but the helmer isn’t big on structure or technical refinement. The whole thing feels a little too slapdash to really connect as intended, but those willing to relax expectations might find plenty of good-natured goofiness during the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

The title “5lbs of Pressure” refers to the trigger sensitivity on a gun. It’s a detail of violence in a film that’s filled with it, touching on the physical and mental wear of aggression, especially in cyclical form. Writer/director Phil Allocco has big ideas he wants to share on the state of crime and family, trying to offer a big-hearted study of people dealing with past sins and future mistakes, scrapping together a functional life to lead when facing the predatory nature of human existence. It’s easy to sense the feelings baked into the screenplay, but Allocco’s eyes are often bigger than his stomach when it comes to the cat’s cradle nature of relationships and the stress of responsibility. “5lbs of Pressure” has a tough time cutting through melodrama and limited performances to reach its potential, but it’s certainly well-intentioned work from the helmer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

Screenwriter Theodore Melfi (director of “Hidden Figures,” “The Starling,” and “St. Vincent”) examines the emotional and financial misery of a man trying to rebuild his life in “American Dreamer.” It’s not a critique of housing market woes, but something of a character study with a little dark comedy blended into the endeavor. Shot three years ago, “American Dreamer” took its time to reach screens, and after the first act passes, release hesitancy begins to makes sense. Director Paul Dektor doesn’t settle on any one mood for the feature, which doesn’t have much of a presence when it comes to humor, and it doesn’t really know what to do with dramatic entanglements. There are capable performances to help enjoy the journey, with star Peter Dinklage personally laboring to keep the movie alive, but the material grows clouded as Melfi tries to make a proper screen mess with relationships and legal affairs. The picture ends up a misfire, though one with a few inspired moments to savor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com