Author: BO

  • Film Review – Bird Box Barcelona

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    If Sandra Bullock isn’t going to agree to do a sequel, it’s time to expand the universe. That’s the general vibe of “Bird Box Barcelona,” which is an attempt to do something with the monster streaming success of 2018’s “Bird Box,” where Bullock did battle with mysterious forces as her character made her way through a world gone mad, protecting children in her care. The feature was odd but effective, capturing a rich sense of confusion and horror as an unexplained event unfolded for a desperate woman. Bullock was the major selling point of the movie, but she’s not around for “Barcelona,” which passes the franchise to a new lead character experiencing a bizarre crisis of faith and sanity. Writer/directors David and Alex Pastor are tasked with expanding the “Bird Box” universe with the new picture, and they go to some interesting places with the premise, which retains the apocalyptic grimness fans are looking for, only lacking some star power when it needs it the most. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Flood (2023)

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    In 2019, there was “Crawl,” with director Alexandre Aja tasked with creating a tense chiller featuring a raging hurricane, characters trapped in a flooded space, and the presence of alligators looking for an easy meal. Instead of being just another B-movie, Aja managed to achieve tremendous suspense and a full sense of danger with the film, which was rewarded with healthy box office returns. “The Flood” features basically the same plot, once again observing characters getting wet and restless as they search for safety, trying to avoid advancing alligators during a hellacious weather event. Similarities are perhaps intentional, but “Crawl” had something of a budget and a commitment to screen tension. “The Flood” looks cheaply produced and remains shockingly slow, with director Brandon Slagle refusing to pick up the pace for this simple study of terror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Miracle Club

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    “The Miracle Club” carries the initial glow of a simple tale of Irish guilt, meeting four characters all dealing with domestic and emotional issues, setting out to find a way to cure all that ails them through the power of faith. Screenwriters Jimmy Smallhorne, Timothy Prager, and Joshua D. Maurer work with a period setting and seemingly tight community interplay to get the picture on its feet, but there’s some darkness to the endeavor that becomes prioritized by the material, making a seemingly candied time with eccentric personalities much more interesting as the story unfolds. “The Miracle Club” takes some time to drill to the core of personal issues and fears, but it gets there, with compelling ideas on religious influence and trust, and performances are outstanding, bringing true depth to seemingly shallow writing. The cast helps “The Miracle Club” find its way and avoid the lure of cliché, touching on some richly dramatic areas of ache during this strange journey to salvation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Quicksand (2023)

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    There’s truth in advertising with “Quicksand,” which mostly takes place in a pit of the viscous stuff, watching two characters manage a fight for their lives as they deal with survival challenges while slowly sinking into the ground. It’s a simple concept, and the screenplay by Matt Pitts doesn’t push too hard when trying to add complications to the situation, sticking with physical attacks and psychological decline. As for suspense, “Quicksand” doesn’t provide much of a thrill ride, with the low-budget nature of the production greatly limiting its ability to create tension. Instead of chills, director Andres Beltran hopes to hit the heart, transforming a dire situation of certain doom for a troubled couple into study of long-term commitment, which limits the potential for B-movie excitement I’m sure many are expecting from this slow-burn endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Channel

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    Writer/director William Kaufman (“The Marine 4: Moving Target,” “Jarhead 3: The Siege”) has spent most of his career making action movies, and he tries once again to contribute to genre highlights with “The Channel.” It’s a tough guy examination of brotherly duty and catastrophic mistakes made while in the pursuit of criminal activity, giving the helmer plenty of time to stage shoot-outs and chases, and he keeps the masculine energy flowing throughout the endeavor, which is not short on characters referring to one another as “bro.” There’s clear intent to do something manly with the production, but Kaufman doesn’t have a lot of fresh ideas for the feature, which is reliant on cliched events and bland personalities, putting most focus on the replication of other, better crime films, including “Heat,” “Scarface,” and “Point Break.” “The Channel” (a title that refers to a special neighborhood in New Orleans) can’t get beyond predictability, with sameness overwhelming the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Breathless (1983)

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    1983's "Breathless" is hobbled before it even has a chance to show its stuff, emerging as a remake of an adored and influential 1960 Jean-Luc Godard film. One could argue that a second bite of the apple wasn't necessary, but screenwriters L.M. Kit Carson and Jim McBride (who also directs) bravely march forward with their take, which aims to provide a more manic understanding of behavior and lovesick psychology. The remake goes bigger and bolder in many respects, working to bring the central story into the 1980s, blending elements of rock and roll, comic books, and crime into a character study that's entirely dependent on the acting chops of its two leads, Richard Gere and Valerie Kaprisky. Such thespian might is open for discussion in "Breathless," which carries appreciable energy from McBride, who's aiming for something weird and itchy with the feature, putting a little too much faith in the actors, who seem very self-conscious in any moment that doesn't require them to be naked. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com 

  • Blu-ray Review – Dr. Giggles

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    Universal Studios was in a strange place in the early 1990s. The studio was producing and distributing a wildly diverse slate of features, mostly aiming for singles and doubles with one-weekend wonders to maintain profitability, often turning to horror to conquer the box office, making money with "Child's Play" sequels and kooky efforts, such as "The People Under the Stairs." But genre entertainment was facing a downturn in popularity, facing an oversaturated marketplace and a lack of bright ideas. Enter "Dr. Giggles," with co-writer/director Manny Coto ("Star Kid") aiming to create a new Universal Monster in the form of a madman posing as a medical professional, working to eliminate residents of a small town using various tools of the trade. His trademark? A laugh, of course. There's not a lot to "Dr. Giggles" beyond its premise, forcing Coto to jazz up the work with style and bloodshed, also making a decision to go camp with the picture, which wears out its welcome in a hurry. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Dog Tags

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    In the 1980s, filmmakers became more confident when exploring the darkness and psychological horrors of the Vietnam War, with Oliver Stone's Oscar-winning "Platoon" developing audience interest in the experiences of those who fought in the conflict. There were many releases during the decade, some providing a respectful understanding of war, while others elected to transform the event into exploitation entertainment. 1987's "Dog Tags" is somewhere in the middle. Writer/director Romano Scavolini looks to pour his own experiences as a war reporter into the screenplay, which details the agony of survival and battlefield confusion, blended with a little "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" flavoring to achieve some level of marketplace accessibility. "Dog Tags" isn't "Platoon," but Scavolini has a powerful understanding of sacrifice, and he's attentive to the many dangers of the landscape, trying to generate more of a nightmare scenario than something mournful. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby

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    1996's "Freeway" made a little bit of money, just enough to inspire interest in the creation of a sequel. However, the story of Vanessa and her fight against the big bad wolf was complete, with nowhere left to go. Instead of bending settled characters to fit a continuation, writer/director Matthew Bright resurrects his twisted take on fairy tales for "Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby," trading "Little Red Riding Hood" for "Hansel and Gretel," returning to depths of behavioral corruption for another ride of disturbed girls involved in dire situations. Bright has his fixations, and they remain on full display in the follow-up, which offers all sorts of abhorrent situations of protest and survival, only here the budget is smaller, the casting is weaker, and the helmer isn't as careful when trying to disguise his fetishes, making sure the viewing experience is as interminable as possible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Out-Laws

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    The Happy Madison factory is back with “The Out-Laws,” which is directed by Tyler Spindel, who’s Adam Sandler’s nephew, previously helping his uncle deliver Netflix content with efforts such as 2018’s “Father of the Year” and 2020’s “The Wrong Missy.” Spindel has one speed when it comes to creating comedy, and he returns to it with his latest picture, which looks to offer a wacky good time with crude jokes, lots of improvisation, and an aggressive lead actor. In this case, it’s Adam Devine, who brings his poor man’s Jack Black shtick to the feature, screaming and squealing his way through a simplistic performance for a thoroughly uninspired film. “The Out-Laws” is rough on the senses, in desperate need of a more imaginative helmer and some sort of writing, as the movie basically wanders from scene to scene, counting on the cast to bring their own ideas to the limp endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Insidious: The Red Door

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    2011’s “Insidious” was a fun ride from director James Wan, who visually transformed Leigh Whannel’s small-scale study of a suburban haunting, delivering one of the better films of his career. One could argue there was no need for a second installment, but producers weren’t going to stop with one hit movie. “Insidious: The Red Door” is actually the fifth chapter in the franchise, aiming to pick up after 2013’s “Insidious: Chapter 2,” luring stars Patrick Wilson, Ty Simpkins, and Rose Byrne back to the brand name for another session of demonic entanglements, with Wilson handed the keys to the series, making his directorial debut. “Insidious” is mostly a one-note horror event, giving the fourth sequel a real challenge of freshness, but Wilson and screenwriter Scott Teems (last year’s dreadful “Firestarter” remake) aren’t invested in a fear factor with the endeavor, primarily out to make a study of fatherhood and trauma. “The Red Door” is more of a drama than a horror event, but the emotional pull of the material is limited, and scares are as routine as they come. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dead Man’s Hand

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    “Dead Man’s Hand” is based on a graphic novel by Kevin and Matthew Minor, and it’s billed as “A Brian Skiba Flick,” which is meant to signal to the audience that this western is going to be anything but traditional. There seems to be some vision to shake up the norm when it comes to cowboy problems in the old west, but the screenplay (by Skiba and Corin Nemec, best known as the star of the T.V. series, “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”) doesn’t have an extended sense of hellraising, and the production isn’t blessed with a significant budget (18 producers are credited), greatly limiting the genre punch the endeavor wants to deliver. “Dead Man’s Hand” is bizarre, dealing with an underwhelming cast and lukewarm mysticism, and it’s not much of a revenge story, with Skiba unable to get the movie rolling along with all the shootouts and hard stares people want from a western. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

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    After the success of 1996’s “Mission: Impossible,” the series embarked on an interesting creative experiment, allowing different directors to have their way with the big screen spy game, bringing their own essence to the franchise. Such tinkering with tone ended with 2015’s “Rogue Nation,” with star Tom Cruise finding his guy in writer/director Christopher McQuarrie, with the pair returning for 2018’s “Fallout.” McQuarrie’s handling of IMF adventures has been slightly uneven, delivering massive visuals and unsteady storytelling, but he finds his rhythm with “Dead Reckoning Part One,” which is the most cohesive and thrilling sequel since 2011’s “Ghost Protocol,” with the helmer (and co-writer Erik Jendresen) finding ideal balance between spectacle and espionage. “Dead Reckoning Part One” is a massive feature and the longest picture of the “Mission: Impossible” series (164 minutes), but Cruise and McQuarrie are determined to make it a rocket ride, crafting a delightfully propulsive and suspenseful movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Biosphere

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    Two men left to live inside a controlled environment with no chance for escape, forced to rely on themselves for survival and companionship. It’s not the “Bio-Dome” sequel that’s been threatened for the last decade, but a new production from Jay and Mark Duplass, who love to tinker with potentially comedic studies of relationships under duress. In “Biosphere,” the situation is quite grim, studying the experience of the last two men on Earth, watching them deal with an encroaching reality as they try to keep themselves alive inside a dome. However, there’s a lighter, stranger tone to the picture, with co-writers Mark Duplass and Mel Eslyn (who also directs) looking to take viewers on quite a ride of feelings and revelations, attentive to the element of surprise while endeavoring to make something truly human, especially when it comes to the complexity of emotions. “Biosphere” isn’t a crisply edited movie, but it’s a periodically involving tale of partnership, held together by outstanding performances from Mark Duplass and Sterling K. Brown. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wham!

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    The story of the English pop group Wham! only covers four years of recording and touring success, where two young men who became friends as pre-teens elected to try their luck in the world of music, ending up as one of the biggest things in the world for a very short amount of time. It’s a tale of industry triumph and personal camaraderie that’s remarkable to behold, watching as small dreams transform into a potent reality. Director Chris Smith (“American Movie,” “Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond,” and “The Yes Men”) looks to explore that burst of fame and fortune with “Wham!,” a documentary that uses archival interview audio with members George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley to track the development of their friendship as it transformed into a musical “brotherhood.” Smith doesn’t always cut deep with the material, but he finds an appreciation of success and its profound impression on the band members, who stepped into the spotlight as young adults without any deep understanding of who they truly were, trusting in the power of pop to help guide them. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Call Her King

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    A few months ago, there was “Mercy,” a low-budget endeavor that tried to sustain “Die Hard” energy with its version of a battle between armed thugs and a lone hero stuck in a single location (in this case, a hospital). The picture didn’t connect but the premise had potential, and filmmakers return to the source with “Call Her King,” which brings “Die Hard” to a courthouse, with gun-toting bad guys hunting for justice while a judge is looking to shut down any rising violence. There’s no touching the 1988 masterpiece, but “Call Her King” gives it a proper B-movie shot. Director Wes Miller tries to keep suspense in play, and he’s open to action as well, working to bring a little tension to formula, with this study of survival and injustice aiming to deliver a more potent message on the justice system while organizing dangerous situations. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Crusades

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    “The Crusades” carries a mighty title suggesting an historical adventure movie to come. In reality, it’s a high school comedy, and one that follows the exploits of teenage boys striving to make sense of life and love as they deal with a single day of torment. Co-writer/director Leo Milano isn’t offering a stunning reinvention of the teen comedy here, playing with the basics in hallway intimidation and tested relationships. The tone of “The Crusades” never gels, as the material introduces itself as a comedy and concludes as a drama, and Milano never finds the right balance of silliness and emotion to really make something memorable. There are spirited moments in the picture, but the endeavor as a whole is uneven, lacking inspired goofiness and a deeper, more human feel for the characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Joy Ride

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    Adele Lim makes her directorial debut with “Joy Ride” after enjoying positive reviews as a screenwriter, contributing to “Raya and the Last Dragon” and “Crazy Rich Asians.” These are pictures respected for their sensitive, knowing takes on Asian culture and personality, but that’s not the creative end game for “Joy Ride,” with Lim working to realize a script created by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and Teresa Hsiao, with the pair spending many years shaping their comedic instincts on “Family Guy.” Cartoon antics return in the feature, which hopes to revive the freewheeling formula of 2017’s “Girls Trip,” following four characters and their wild experiences in China. It’s a hard R-rated adventure with limited opportunity for genuine wit, finding Lim going all-in on raunchy material, while the writers go the paint-by-numbers route, presenting dismal humor and plasticized heart on par with an early-2000 Farrelly Brothers production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Primal Rage

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    Vittorio Rambaldi, son of famous special effects artist Carlo Rambaldi (who designed the creature for "E.T."), makes his directorial debut with 1988's "Primal Rage," getting some help from dear old dad when it comes to creating horror happenings for the picture. Scripted by "Harry Kirkpatrick" (reportedly Umberto Lenzi and James Justice), the feature submits the scourge of an infectious event on a Florida college campus, putting characters in danger as the bitten transform into vicious monsters. It's an easy lay-up premise for Rambaldi, who deals with panicky people, villainous creeps, and plenty of bloodshed, but inexperience and lack of budgetary might throttle the fun factor of the endeavor. "Primal Rage" is amusing, with plenty of unintentional laughs, and when it finds its groove as a freak-out experience, it connects as intended. However, this is an Italian production trying to make an American movie, and clunkiness is present in a major way, leaving it up to viewers to decide if such goofiness is appealing or infuriating. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Devonsville Terror

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    1983's "The Devonsville Terror" is a story of witchcraft and punishment that evokes the Salem witch trials, with co-writer/director Ulli Lommel questing to find the horror in suspicion and punishment. However, Lommel doesn't have access to Massachusetts, settling for rural Wisconsin instead, which provides the battleground in this war between sexes, as the writing gradually turns proposed spookiness into an examination of weaponized masculinity set loose inside a small town filled with hostile and tormented characters. "The Devonsville Terror" is bizarre, which always helps the endeavor, with Lommel stumbling through the feature, hitting a few high points of gore and unintentional comedy while trying to sell a half-baked tale of brewing evil and revenge. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com