Author: BO

  • Blu-ray Review – The Black Crystal

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    1991's "The Black Crystal" arrives on Blu-ray, making its disc debut courtesy of AFGA, who elect to sell the picture with cover art title font that's an exact copy of the 1982 Jim Henson/Frank Oz masterpiece, "The Dark Crystal." It's a bewildering artistic choice, as the features have nothing in common and share no production connection, sure to leave those expecting to see a Gefling or two greatly disappointed. Instead of high fantasy and exquisite puppet work, "The Black Crystal" (which is titled "The Black Triangle" on the film) offers a no-budget thriller involving ill-defined magic and lengthy scenes of people driving. So much driving. Writer/director/composer/editor/star Mike Conway, who may have some type of automobile fetish, attempts to create excitement in the wilds of Tucson, Arizona with the endeavor, arranging a hunt for a special crystal pyramid involving an Average Joe and the jeans-only cult that wants to kill him. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Dressed in Blue

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    1983's "Dressed in Blue" brings viewers to Spain to meet special individuals dealing with life experiences in their own way. These transgender women are brought together by director Antonio Gimenez Rico, who provides brunch for the group, capturing their natural dynamic, and he follows their stories as well, with a docudrama approach, endeavoring to highlight daily adventures, survival needs, and desires. "Dressed in Blue" is an interesting study of personality, but it connects more directly as an examination of personal history, learning more about these lives, with various psychological and physical challenges revealed as the subjects decide to open up for the camera. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Pope’s Exorcist

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    There are plenty of movies about exorcisms, with the practice of pulling demonic spirits out of innocent souls catnip to genre filmmakers still chasing the high 1973’s “The Exorcist” left behind. After recently enduring the dullness of 2022’s “Prey for the Devil,” audiences are now offered “The Pope’s Exorcist,” which tries to amplify its message of Catholic might by using a real-world man of Satanic action as inspiration, with the evil encounters and experiences of Father Gabriele Amorth (who allegedly performed over 50,000 exorcisms) used by screenwriters Michael Petroni (“The Rite”) and Evan Spilliotopoulos (“The Unholy”), with both men taking previous stabs at the subgenre, coming up short in the fright department. The authenticity of Amorth’s claims are the subject of “The Pope’s Exorcist,” with the material aiming to turn him into a heroic figure of authority, facing a most determined demon working to rattle the man of God. There’s a lot of a same old stuff in the feature, which does have the benefit of an engaged performance from Russell Crowe, but as a chiller, director Julius Avery (“Overlord,” “Samaritan”) doesn’t provide a fresh approach. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Renfield

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    Nicolas Cage is no stranger to playing vampiric characters, delivering one of his kookiest performances in 1988’s “Vampire’s Kiss.” However, for “Renfield,” Cage is tasked with bringing Count Dracula to life, not just an average lunatic, and the notoriously extreme actor takes the professional challenge seriously. Cage is most of the fun of the feature, putting in the work to create a nightmarish interpretation of the original creature of the night, but the film is more of a graphic novel-style experience than Bram Stoker-minded. Director Chris McKay has some experience in the world of cartoonish entertainment, previously helming “The Lego Batman Movie” and “The Tomorrow War,” and he gives “Renfield” a defined sense of silliness and acrobatic violence, going for a semi-lighter take on all the death that surrounds Dracula. There are elements to the effort that don’t connect as intended, but McKay and screenwriter Ryan Ridley try to merge action cinema with an absolute bloodbath, delivering a highly bizarre and periodically electric endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mafia Mamma

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    A lot of strange creative choices went into the making of “Mafia Mamma,” which attempts to offer viewers some big laughs and acts of shock value, trying to turn underworld life into a sandbox for star Toni Collette. She’s in Goldie Hawn mode here, asked to carry a story of a personal awakening that also touches on criminal management and broad romantic activity. Collette is more than capable of playing daffy, but her choice of material is underwhelming, with screenwriters J. Michael Feldman and Debbie Jhoon unable to master a balance of light and dark “Mafia Mamma” requires. The picture is all over the place, but it’s never funny, which appears to be the primary goal of the endeavor. Instead of laughs, the effort grows tiresome, which only inspires director Catherine Hardwicke to hit harder when it comes to wacky misadventures in organized crime. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mummies

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    “Mummies” is a Spanish animated production that’s hoping to use Disney formula as it explores a world of strange magic and restless characters. Screenwriters Jordi Gasull and Javier Lopez Barreira don’t offer an original take on the needs of a princess and the concern of a future prince, trusting in the familiarity of it all as cartoon shenanigans carry the endeavor. Perhaps younger audiences won’t mind the formula, and there’s something potentially compelling about the concept of mummies on the loose, but the feature isn’t pushing too hard when it comes to excitement, making it hard for those who’ve seen this kind of story before to sit through it again. “Mummies” plays it safe, dealing with slapstick comedy, broad villainy, and the torment of easily solvable problems, and director Juan Jesus Garcia Galocha doesn’t challenge any of it, electing to coast on bright animation and occasional silliness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – WarGames

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    While the material was in development during the 1970s, "WarGames" hit at the perfect time when it was ultimately released in the summer of 1983. With Cold War tensions rising again between the United States and the Soviet Union, coupled with a nuclear arms race between the superpowers, it was time for a movie to analyze such lunacy via the rise of teen cinema, putting a bright but reckless young man from Seattle on the race to stop the end of the world. "WarGames" had timing, but it also offers a sharp script from Lawrence Lasker and Walter F. Parkes, who help to bring Hollywood into the personal computer age, and direction by John Badham is crisp, delivering some of the finest work of his career, endeavoring to bring a little extra personality into a feature that's loaded with suspense and surprises. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Walk Proud

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    1979's "Walk Proud" hopes to present a gritty look at Chicano culture in Los Angeles, highlighting the rule of street gangs as power plays erupt into violence, and individual futures are threatened by dismal economic and societal opportunities. The production demands some type of name to help the endeavor's box office prospects, and weirdly, they settle on Robby Benson. Perhaps the most unthreatening actor of the '70s and '80s, Benson hopes to transform himself in the part, going "brownface" for his portrayal of a young man caught between his gang affiliation and his personal potential, with love on the line. Benson is such a strange choice for the character but, to his credit, he commits to the tone of Evan Hunter's screenplay, working to bring a sense of confusion and frustration to the effort. "Walk Proud" has interesting ideas and some level of interest in community politics, and while it refuses to avoid crushing melodramatic events, director Robert Collins handles the first half of the movie with care, capturing the energy of a time and place. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Evil Laugh

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    Trying to cash-in on the slasher cinema craze of the 1980s, co-writers Steven Baio and Dominick Brascia (who also directs) deliver 1986's "Evil Laugh," which, once again, details the survival instincts and bedroom activities of young people with limited situational awareness. The screenplay doesn't take many chances, refusing to bend the genre, going the self-referential route instead, with Baio and Brascia providing a slightly cheeky take on horror entertainment, keeping the characters clued into potential dangers to help navigate a murderous weekend in a remote house. "Evil Laugh" actually goes for laughs while trying to summon scares, but Brascia can't manage to balance tone and pacing is slack, creating a stale viewing experience with only a few crazy highlights. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – I Love My Dad

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    While it carries a friendly title, "I Love My Dad" is a dark comedy about parental extremes, with writer/director/star James Morosini taking viewers on quite a ride with the material, which is shaped from a true story. The helmer spotlights the bad instincts and big heart of a father who doesn't understand right from wrong, generating an exploration of askew guardianship from a desperate man doing anything, I mean anything, to spend some time relearning how to engage with his emotionally fragile son. "I Love My Dad" hits a few farcical highs and some profoundly emotional lows, and while Morosini doesn't always maintain command of the feature's tone, he takes some interesting storytelling risks with the picture, which results in some major laughs and plenty of wincing along the way, making it one of the more appealingly stranger films of the year. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – On a Wing and a Prayer

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    Christian entertainment receives a necessary jolt of suspense with “On a Wing and a Prayer,” which dramatizes the experience of Doug White, an aspiring pilot caught in a desperate situation when he’s forced to take the controls of a plane after the official pilot dies in mid-air. The picture is based on a true story, and it’s one that just so happens to be structured like a Hollywood disaster movie, with screenwriter Brian Egeston tasked with juggling multiple perspectives as a team of professionals try to help Doug land his plane safely, and if he can’t do that, land in the ocean. “On a Wing and a Prayer” is suspenseful and sharply paced, with director Sean McNamara (“Cats and Dogs 3: Paws Unite,” “Bratz”) wisely sticking to the essentials of panic, making a mostly lean, procedural endeavor with occasional questioning of God’s way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Chupa

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    As a creature of folklore, the Chupacabra is a mysterious beast, meant to inspire fear with its history as a vampiric animal looking to suck blood out of its victims. Director Jonas Cuaron (“Desierto”) tries to rehabilitate the reputation of the Chupacabra with “Chupa,” which seeks to create an “E.T.”-like connection between a boy and a furry baby he learns to befriend, making for a spirited family film adventure. Cuaron endeavors to make something approachable for all ages with the picture, which doesn’t wow with its emotional magic, but gets far enough on charm, elements of Mexican culture, and the innate warmth of a story that involves kids trying to protect a cute critter from harm. “Chupa” is a pleasant feature, with Cuaron offering an easygoing journey of family and honor, buttering up the viewing experience with some nostalgic looks at the way the world once was. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Super Mario Bros. Movie

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    The world of Nintendo’s Mario character has grown exponentially since its debut in the early 1980s. The little Italian man and his mighty jump has developed into a media behemoth, with the “Super Mario” video game series transforming the brand name into an event, leaping out of console play to become a fan obsession in T.V., books, theme park additions, and, of course, the movies. One of the early stabs at a game adaptation was 1993’s “Super Mario Bros.” To a few, the endeavor was a daring reimagining of the character’s adventures in unreality. To most, the feature was a cringe-inducing bastardization of the source material. Illumination’s “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” seeks to take back the big screen, with directors Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic (“Teen Titans Go! To the Movies”) putting in a major effort to respect the Mario universe, delivering a bright, colorful, and swiftly paced odyssey for the Brooklyn plumber that’s packed with references and reverence, absolutely determined to satisfy loyal button-mashers who’ve been let down before. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Paint

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    Bob Ross was a painter who hosted his own PBS show, “The Joy of Painting,” which aired for 11 years. He’s the “happy trees” guy, with his bushy hair and unnervingly peaceful on-air demeanor reaching a small but appreciative audience of art enthusiasts and students. Today, Ross is big business, with Bob Ross Inc. protective of his image, but happy to turn the man into a merchandise machine, keeping his spirit and moneymaking potential alive decades after his death. There’s no way the company is going to allow Hollywood to make a Bob Ross movie, leaving writer/director Brit McAdams to invent Carl Nargle, a bushy-haired, unnervingly peaceful character going through major emotional upheaval in “Paint,” which plays with Ross’s world of creativity while generating its own study of a man dedicated to his ego, failing to noticed the changing times. “Paint” does its own thing with the not-really-Bob-Ross experience, and McAdams mostly lands a mellow, periodically amusing character study with this subject, doing his best to avoid a thin parody of a public television legend. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – One Day as a Lion

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    Making his way through the film business, actor Scott Caan appeared in many movies, trying his best to establish himself as a big screen presence. It didn’t quite take, but Caan made a wise career decision when he agreed to star in a remake of the television show “Hawaii Five-0,” spending an astonishing ten years with the program, maintaining steady employment as a network player, likely amassing a fortune in the process. Instead of jumping back into T.V., Caan tries his luck again in the movies, creating the screenplay for “One Day as a Lion,” giving himself the lead role in a tale of mistakes and misunderstandings. The endeavor teases a darkly comedic side with aggressive characters and their bristly interactions, but Caan mostly keeps everything simple and slow, putting his faith in mild tensions to carry the effort. Unfortunately, he needs something more than basic antagonisms to make this tale come to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hunt Club

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    Richard Connell’s 1924 short story, “The Most Dangerous Game,” has inspired many adaptations over multiple forms of media, with storytellers routinely drawn to the central idea of hunters going after human prey for sheer thrills. The premise has been done to death, recently too (including a 2022 adaptation starring Casper Van Dien in the villain role), giving writers David Lipper and John Saunders a challenge to bring something different to the screen. This slight deviation from the usual barbarity comes in the form of a semi-feminist take, with “Hunt Club” turning to the ills of modern society to cook up a battle between the sexes. Perhaps there’s potential in such a war, but “Hunt Club” doesn’t take the assignment seriously, electing to skip on sustained action and suspense to meander with humdrum characters and unadventurous direction from Elizabeth Blake-Thomas, who seems reluctant to turn the endeavor into the mean machine it could easily become. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – One True Loves

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    Author Taylor Jenkin Reid looks to bring her novel, “One True Loves,” to the big screen, sharing screenplay duties with Alex J. Reid. The pair have the challenge of transforming a literary experience into a film, and one that deals with tender feelings concerning separation and loss, with Reid using pages to examine the inner lives of characters stuck in a confusing situation of loyalty. There’s a love triangle of sorts to confront, featuring wounded people at their most vulnerable, requiring a moviemaker capable of selling the tender feelings with some level of emotional authenticity while also tending to the soap opera-ish ways the plot. Enter Andy Fickman, who’s not known for subtlety, with the “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” helmer in charge of making something gentle for the masses. He fumbles the assignment, turning “One True Loves” into a mediocre television production, unsure how to handle performances and tone as the endeavor grows increasingly insincere. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Dead Girls

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    In the 1980s, the wave of "Satanic Panic" was helped along by heavy metal, with bands courting controversy by playing up the presence of evil in their music, giving kids a reason to celebrate and parents a reason to worry. 1990's "Dead Girls" uses this hysteria to inspire a murder mystery, with director Dennis Devine and writer Steve Jarvis creating a study of musicians slowly picked off by a masked killer, dealing with all the interpersonal relationships and acts of alarm required for this kind of film. "Dead Girls" has the setting and the idea, but Devine doesn't have much execution, struggling with his limited budget to cook up some real suspense during the unusually long run time (106 minutes), visibly struggling to make anything in this draggy endeavor seem exciting. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hanging Heart

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    Writer/director James Lee makes his filmmaking debut with 1989's "Hanging Heart." He's attempting to create a surreal thriller with giallo touches, leaning heavily on homoerotic imagery and bits of unreality to give his feature some unusual energy as it offers a routine overview of a killer on the loose. Lee has some help with technical achievements, giving the endeavor a professional look, but his storytelling abilities leave much to be desired. "Hanging Heart" doesn't offer tension, just confusion as characters causally walk in and out of the tale, while an overall sense of desperation is lost to underwhelming performances, with the actors seemingly unsure what kind of movie they're making as Lee teases a campy direction for the effort, only to take the whole thing quite seriously in the end. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – This is Gwar

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    As a band raging since the mid-1980s, Gwar is an acquired taste. They've been shredding faces and staining t-shirts for decades, making occasional appearances in pop culture before returning to the low-paying comfort of cult fame. The sound of the band isn't easy to share with others, but their history is a remarkably knotted study of interpersonal relationships and business ethics, with Gwar almost in a constant state of change. And yet, they're still around, perhaps just to irritate their critics, and such a tumultuous history is recalled in "This is Gwar," with director Scott Barber ("The Orange Years: The Nickelodeon Story") assembling an overview of artistic intent, ear-splitting sound, and onstage gore. It's a deep dive into the foundation and endurance of Gwar, who've been through quite a lot while trying to give their fans the messiest, most horrifically violent entertainment imaginable, because that's what the public needs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com