Category: Film Review

  • Film Review – Dealin’ With idiots

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    To fully appreciate “Dealin’ with Idiots,” the viewer must have some
    working knowledge of its writer/director/star Jeff Garlin. Or perhaps
    patience is a more accurate description. The combative comedian who rose
    to fame on the HBO program “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Garlin is an
    acquired taste, repeatedly falling back on his skills of improvisation
    and observation to help him crack wise, often punctuated with his
    squealy, infectious laugh. The howl is sadly missing from Garlin’s
    second helming stint (following up his 2006 movie, “I Want Someone to
    Eat Cheese With”), but the rest of his loose sense of humor remains in
    “Dealin’ with Idiots,” an impulsive character-driven effort that’s good
    for a few laughs and some serious confusion.
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  • Film Review – R.I.P.D.

    RIPD Jeff Bridges Ryan Reynolds

    “R.I.P.D.” is a constipated picture. It’s easy to see what the
    production had in mind when cameras originally rolled, but editorial
    tinkering and general tonal indecision has coughed up a painless misfire
    — a movie that could’ve been something sharper, sillier, and more
    direct with its action sequences. What’s up on the screen is flawed and
    noisy, trying to siphon “Men in Black” fuel without the imagination of
    Barry Sonnenfeld in play, and while it doesn’t come together, there are a
    few inspired moments to pick up the slack, and the presence of Jeff
    Bridges has the ability to lighten any mood, gleefully stomping around
    the effort like he owns it.
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  • Film Review – The Conjuring

    CONJURING Vera Farmiga

    This second wind in the directorial career of James Wan has been
    fascinating to watch. Almost killing his career with dreadful pictures
    such as “Death Sentence” and “Dead Silence,” Wan rebounded with the 2011
    horror humdinger “Insidious,” which inched the helmer away from gore
    and noise, challenging him in the art of the scare. With a sharp visual
    sense and welcome patience for the haunted house subgenre, Wan found an
    ideal match to his sensibilities, now returning to the deep dark with
    “The Conjuring.” Again favoring tension over bedlam, Wan issues a
    similar but successful follow-up to “Insidious” (as opposed to
    “Insidious: Chapter 2,” also from Wan and due in September), finding
    proper beats of fright and family to play in this throwback endeavor.
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  • Film Review – Grabbers

    GRABBERS Ruth Bradley

    The monster movie tradition receives a delightful Irish makeover in
    “Grabbers,” a fast and funny horror comedy that finds a fresh angle to
    play in a subgenre that’s always in need of a change of pace. Led by
    marvelous performances from stars Richard Coyle and Ruth Bradley,
    director Jon Wright locates a specific position of insanity to play and
    commits in full, making the small-scale adventure feel significant while
    securing a healthy number of laughs during the ride. It’s cheeky and
    reverential, keeping the creature feature alive with a glass-clinking
    tilt, trading Americanized mayhem for Irish wit, a few close encounters,
    and plot that actually finds a way to celebrate binge drinking.
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  • Film Review – RED 2

    RED 2 Bruce Willis

    2010’s “RED” was a disappointment. Gifted a premise with serious
    action-comedy potential while surfing along an irresistible marketing
    hook, the picture didn’t live up to expectations, losing its focus as
    murky intrigue and overplotting gradually scooped the fun factor out of
    the geriatric mayhem, rendering it strangely inert. “RED 2” is more of
    the same mediocrity, though the antics are now emboldened by the
    original’s promising box office performance. Out to dish up the same
    watery stew of bullets and slapstick, the follow-up doesn’t achieve a
    personality of its own as it madly dashes to cover the same terrain as
    the earlier effort, only here the noise has been dialed up and co-star
    John Malkovich has been instructed to go full ham. This is not progress.
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  • Film Review – Only God Forgives

    ONLY GOD FORGIVES Ryan Gosling

    After scoring an unlikely success with 2011’s “Drive,” director Nicolas
    Winding Refn and actor Ryan Gosling delve even deeper into the darkness
    of cinema with “Only God Forgives,” an eye-crossingly violent mood piece
    on the futility of revenge. Considering the relative mass appeal of
    their previous work, “Only God Forgives” is decidedly specialized
    filmmaking for adventurous audiences blessed with paint-drying patience.
    It’s monumentally rough stuff with a glacial pace, though its surreal
    execution grows quite interesting the longer Refn sticks to the unknown
    and the absurd, making the effort more performance art in design than
    aggressively genre-minded.
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  • Film Review – Turbo

    TURBO Ryan Reynolds

    Not that animated films should be held to a standard of realism, but
    “Turbo” is quite bizarre, even for a cartoon. It’s a story about a snail
    who finds himself soaked in nitrous oxide, endowing him with the
    characteristics of a car. He glows and moves with lightning speed, yet
    fringe characters don’t really seem shocked when confronted with such a
    vision. The snail is also allowed to compete in the Indianapolis 500
    with other cars, and nobody bats an eye. However, the fantasy draws a
    line at communication, finding humans unable to hear the snails speak.
    It’s a weird movie and thankfully one that’s filled with enough positive
    energy and slick visuals to distract from its nonsense. Entertaining
    and agreeably performed, “Turbo” is a pleasant diversion for younger
    audiences. A little nutty, but friendly and colorful.
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  • Film Review – I’m So Excited

    I'M SO EXCITED Almodovar

    Nobody disappoints quite like Pedro Almodovar. The famous, celebrated
    writer/director returns to his roots with “I’m So Excited,” intending to
    awaken his dormant sense of humor, last viewed in full bloom two
    decades ago in “Kika.” Spending the interim crafting immaculate
    melodramas and collecting awards for his work, Almodovar hopes to
    restore a little spark to his oeuvre with this attempt at a
    sex-and-midair-panic cinematic soufflé, only to come up frustratingly
    short in the laugh department. Although admirably bizarre and forward
    when it comes to the dance of the pants, “I’m So Excited” doesn’t work
    itself into a proper lather, showing only intermittent flashes of
    inspiration.
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  • Film Review – Evidence

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    The found footage subgenre doesn’t always explain itself in full. Rarely
    is there a film that establishes why we’re watching the video
    recordings of others, electing to use the screen chaos of hand-held
    devices instead of motivating their presence. “Paranormal Activity”
    selected a police evidence angle to ease audiences into a haunted
    atmosphere, but “Chronicle” didn’t even bother to follow through on its
    collection of security footage and home movies. “Evidence” is perhaps
    the most securely reasoned found footage effort to date, creating a
    story that logically requires cops to sift through hours of confessions
    and interactions on the hunt for a killer. It’s a welcome respite from
    careless storytelling, but this creative spark is smothered by an
    exhaustively subpar picture.
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  • Film Review – Girl Most Likely

    GIRL MOST LIKELY Kristen Wiig

    The quirk flies hard and heavy in “Girl Most Likely,” which often
    resembles more of a failed sitcom pilot than a feature film. Directors
    Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini show no sense of timing and
    tenor when it comes to the deployment of eccentricity in this comedy,
    but they do have a reassuring figure in star Kristen Wiig, who
    proficiently manages any challenge tossed her way. She’s the lone
    highlight of this soggy, overeager effort, coming to the rescue of a few
    embarrassingly forced moments of oddity, while consistently supporting
    the rest of this painfully self-aware picture with her innate screen
    gifts.
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  • Film Review – Pawn Shop Chronicles

    PAWN SHOP CHRONICLES Brendan Fraser

    Director Wayne Kramer certainly doesn’t make it easy to enjoy his work.
    Obsessed with the murky state of the human condition, viewed through a
    darkly comic prism, the helmer often treats his characters as pinballs,
    dreaming up an elaborate play field of sickness and violence to explore.
    After failing to dissect the state of illegal immigration in 2009’s
    “Crossing Over,” Kramer returns to his roots with “Pawn Shop
    Chronicles,” a warped collection of lurid stories that play like a cross
    between “Creepshow” and “Pulp Fiction.” It’s high-flying, wound-licking
    stuff, strictly for those who found the moviemaker’s 2006’s effort
    “Running Scared” an underrated masterpiece. Outsiders should seek their
    ugly entertainment elsewhere.
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  • Film Review – Killing Season

    KILLING SEASON Robert De Niro John Travolta

    A decade ago, the pairing of John Travolta and Robert De Niro would’ve
    been considered event cinema, watching two popular actors square off in a
    physically challenging thriller. Today, it’s not such an extraordinary
    viewing experience, especially when both talents openly guide their
    career by paycheck opportunities, seldom invested in the details of the
    work. “Killing Season” is typical of De Niro and Travolta’s recent
    dramatic interests, placing the two in a dreary, one-note cat-and-mouse
    effort that’s rarely exciting and geopolitically numb. Derivative and
    bizarrely graphic, “Killing Season” is nothing more than another
    forgettable entry in two ongoing filmographies that desperately need
    more inspired professional choices.
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  • Film Review – Grown Ups 2

    GROWN UPS 2 Adam Sandler Kevin James Chris Rock David Spade

    “Grown Ups 2” opens with a display of animal urination. After the main
    titles, we spy Lenny (Adam Sandler) asleep inside his palatial suburban
    home, awaking to the sight of a deer causally hanging out in his room.
    Trying to rouse wife Roxanne (Salma Hayek), her screams of surprise
    trigger the deer to rear back on its hind legs and pee all over Lenny’s
    face. This event occurs in the first few minutes of the movie. The
    picture closes with Lenny breaking wind while pawing at Roxanne during
    sex. It’s been three years since the original “Grown Ups” broke all box
    office records for a Sandler production, and this is how the audience is
    repaid, offered bathroom humor bookends as reward. It might be hard to
    believe, but the sequel actually gets worse as it drags its corpse-like
    sense of humor around for what feels like an eternity.
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  • Film Review – Pacific Rim

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    Perhaps after his attempt to make “The Hobbit” was shut down by studio
    financial woes, director Guillermo del Toro was aching to kick out the
    jams. It’s been five years since his last moviemaking assignment, the
    fantastically bizarre “Hellboy II: The Golden Army,” which is probably
    why his latest, “Pacific Rim,” feels more like a visionary flexing
    atrophying muscles than a bold creative step forward in a most colorful
    career. Gone are the quirk, crunch, and magical dealings of del Toro’s
    past work, replaced here with a heaping helping of noise and scraping
    metal, which for 80 minutes would be an irresistible proposition. 100
    minutes would be quite entertaining. Unfortunately, “Pacific Rim” runs
    130 minutes, and its repetitive action and cornball dialogue eventually
    sands off the senses, lessening the matinee euphoria del Toro aims to
    conjure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Way, Way Back

    WAY WAY BACK Sam Rockwell

    “The Way, Way Back” is an endearing effort about the alienation of
    youth, making it instantly relatable and, at times, lovable. What’s less
    enchanting about the picture is how routine it is, rarely coloring
    outside the lines with its coming of age and neglectful parenting
    plotlines. It’s an enjoyable film but seldom notable despite a few
    focused performances and a lived-in setting that lends the feature much
    needed personality. However, if one can hurdle the familiarity of it
    all, “The Way, Way Back” should manage to beguile with its knowing take
    on the beating heart and whirring mind of the teenage outsider.
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  • Film Review – Terms and Conditions May Apply

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    Timing on the release of the documentary “Terms and Conditions May
    Apply” couldn’t be better. After all, with the case of Edward Snowden
    and his decision to inform the world about a massive U.S. surveillance
    program, the subject of data accumulation and interpretation is a
    particularly sensitive subject. Perhaps director Cullen Hoback is
    kicking himself over the late development, yet “Terms and Conditions May
    Apply” still provides a proper foundation to a larger discussion of
    privacy and how it’s being stripped away from regular folk one click at a
    time. Insightful and swiftly edited, this is eye-opening work, even
    without a proper crescendo to leave viewers enraged and freshly
    paranoid.
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  • Film Review – The Hot Flashes

    HOT FLASHES Brooke Shields

    “The Hot Flashes” is exactly the film one would expect from such a
    title. It’s a specific movie made for a specific audience, and while
    there’s nothing inherently wrong with a softball pitch, it feels a
    little strange to be so far removed from the point of view director
    Susan Seidelman is working to illuminate. Thankfully, there’s a little
    more to the feature than a stream of menopause jokes, with “The Hot
    Flashes” more of a sporting comedy than a lament for the loss of
    menstrual cycles. While its predictability is a foregone conclusion,
    Seidelman manages to keep the picture approachable and occasionally
    amusing, smartly utilizing the varied gifts of the cast, who often look
    stunned to be starring in a basketball comedy.
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  • Film Review – Downloaded

    DOWNLOADED Shawn fanning

    In 1999, the peer-to-peer file sharing service Napster made its debut,
    and nobody could explain exactly what the intent was for such a radical
    service. In 2013, the mystery of Napster’s final destination is still in
    question. Director Alex Winter (helmer of “Freaked” and co-star of the
    “Bill & Ted” pictures) attempts to summarize the rise and fall of
    Napster in “Downloaded,” a documentary with a specific aim to dissect
    the service using interviews with important figures in its winding
    history. Winter arrives with good intentions, a ripping pace, and smart
    editorial control, but he doesn’t provide a fresh angle on old news,
    reheating file footage and assembling unenlightening interviews when
    this particular event in the ongoing internet revolution deserves a more
    profound understanding of motivation and influence.
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  • Film Review – Under the Bed

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    “Under the Bed” has a terrific premise, making the universal childhood
    fear of monsters lurking in the blackness of a bedroom a very real and
    terrifying concern. That it manages to do very little with the plot
    comes as a tremendous disappointment, especially since the feature
    appears to have an itch to cause a Sam Raimi-style commotion with its
    horror elements. Drab and pokey, “Under the Bed” is strictly for patient
    genre enthusiasts, especially those able to manage the stasis of Steven
    C. Miller’s direction as he hunts for ways to cover for the film’s lack
    of budgetary might.
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  • Film Review – More Than Honey

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    “More Than Honey” might register as something of a shock to those raised
    on traditional nature documentaries. It’s surprisingly leisurely,
    almost serene. Considering how it details the possible end of the human
    race, this casual approach is unexpected. However, pulling a finger off
    the panic button lends the picture a distinct personality, and instead
    of a dry read of facts and figures, there’s a true observational quality
    to the effort that makes for fascinating cinema. Think you know
    everything about the world of bees? “More Than Honey” might have
    something fresh to share, presenting an agreeably cinematic take on a
    natural disaster.
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