Category: Film Review

  • Film Review – Europa Report

    EUROPA REPORT 3

    There are expectations with “Europa Report” that are thankfully never
    met. From the outside, the picture appears to be another
    stranded-in-space saga, inspecting tensions between astronauts while an
    unidentified life form creeps menacingly into view. However, director
    Sebastian Cordero and screenwriter Philip Gelatt aren’t interested in
    chasing cheap genre highs, preferring to play “Europa Report” as science
    fact, contributing one of the most realistic depictions of a space
    mission the screen has seen in ages. The effort is wonderfully
    suspenseful and exhaustively mysterious, but the true grip of tension is
    founded in procedural behaviors, gifting the film a striking realism
    that makes it superior to the average B-movie.
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  • Film Review – The Canyons

    CANYONS Lindsay Lohan James Deen

    “The Canyons” opens with a main title sequence spotlighting abandoned,
    decaying movie theaters. Presumably, this is a comment on the dwindling
    appeal of the theatrical experience, with “The Canyons” potentially
    greeting most of its viewers through Video on Demand services, an
    industry distribution system currently being hailed as the savior for
    independent cinema. It’s a disturbing showcase of lost cinematic
    elegance, but if this picture is meant to represent the future of film,
    these theaters are better off in complete ruin. Insufferable and
    eternal, “The Canyons” has spent the greater part of its production life
    dodging bad press, only to deserve every single journalistic lash.
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  • Film Review – Blackfish

    BLACKFISH 1

    “Blackfish” is an incomplete documentary with its heart in the right
    place. Outraged by the “facts” that were passed around after the death
    of SeaWorld orca trainer Dawn Brancheau in 2010, director Gabriela
    Cowperthwaite decided to strike out on her own, surveying the history of
    Tilikum, the killer whale responsible for the horrific incident. Her
    cinematic summation of animal abuse and destructive business practices
    when it comes to the welfare of SeaWorld’s creatures is expectedly
    upsetting and often riveting, exploring the insanity of orca
    domestication and the devastating price of such tight confinement.
    However, as enlightening and passionate as the picture is, Cowperthwaite
    fails to summon the type of comprehensive journalism this type of story
    deserves.
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  • Film Review – The Smurfs 2

    SMURFS 2 Hank Azaria

    In 2011’s “The Smurfs,” we learned that Smurfs are capable of breaking
    wind. In “The Smurfs 2,” it’s established that Smurfs have testicles.
    I’m not entirely certain why the moviemakers are so consumed with the
    bodily functions of these little blue creatures, but the humor remains
    fixed at that level for much of the picture. Picking up where the last
    endeavor left off, “The Smurfs 2” shows some badly needed progression in
    the emotional resonance department, but the rest of the sequel is mired
    by an oddly joyless atmosphere of evildoing, while the promise of a
    fresh location is abandoned to pursue some of the lamest attempts at
    humor viewed in a family film this year.
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  • Film Review – The Wolverine

    WOLVERINE Hugh Jackman

    While greeted with robust box office, 2009’s “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”
    was met with fan apathy, with most complaints stemming from the studio’s
    attempt to make a colorful, cartoony mutant nation movie out of a solo
    effort (wedging will.i.am into an acting role didn’t exactly help the
    cause either), crowding out the central appeal of the picture. With “The
    Wolverine,” the boat now rocks in the opposite direction, stripping
    away the theme park vibe of the previous film to craft a more pained
    take on the clawed superhero’s ongoing tango with mortality, eschewing
    big action for furrowed brows and Japanese melodrama. The change in
    scenery is attractive, yet “The Wolverine” is missing fire in its belly,
    feeling mummified by its intentional downshift into a mood piece.
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  • Film Review – The To Do List

    TO DO LIST Aubrey Plaza Rachel Bilson

    “The To Do List” represents a change of perspective for the average sex
    comedy, taking a female POV in a genre typically dominated by the drooly
    interests of knuckle-dragging males. However, the refreshing view only
    lasts so long in Maggie Carey’s feature-length directorial debut,
    eventually blocked out by a few needless detours into gross-out comedy
    and a wooden lead performance from star Aubrey Plaza. “The To Do List”
    is out to shock, but it’s also interested in sympathy, making it one of
    the more disappointing pictures of this deflating summer, wasting a
    perfectly wonderful supporting cast and knowing attitude on impatient
    screenwriting and haphazard editing.
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  • Film Review – The Hunt

    THE HUNT Mads Mikkelsen

    “The Hunt” tells the harrowing story of an impulsive accusation that
    develops into a wildfire of emotions and revulsion. It’s drama that’s
    out to rile up audiences with scenes of injustice and judgment, yet the
    explosive qualities of the work are skillfully managed by director
    Thomas Vinterberg and co-screenwriter screenwriter Tobias Lindholm, who
    ignore the temptation to lurch into hysterics, playing the spread of
    rumor and disease with striking minimalism, thus encouraging a more
    profound reaction to the work. “The Hunt” will have you balling up a
    fist and shedding a few tears as the tale unfolds, providing an
    exquisitely unpleasant conflict that’s simply riveting to study.
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  • Film Review – A Band Called Death

    BAND CALLED DEATH 2

    There is an irresistible sense of joy to the music documentary “A Band
    Called Death.” It’s mournful work in many ways, but also carries itself
    with an air of triumph as it winds through an extraordinary story of
    dormancy and frustration. Similar in scope to the 2008 triumph “Anvil!
    The Story of Anvil,” “A Band Called Death” tracks the same emotional
    journey of delayed gratification, only here the players are atypical to
    the world of punk music, with directors Mark Christopher Covino and Jeff
    Howlett using the sheer oddity of the subjects and their strange road
    to a record release to fashion an exceptional look at artistic
    integrity, musical innovation, and the power of family ties.
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  • Film Review – Drug War

    DRUG WAR 1

    The supercop genre isn’t distinctly American in design, but we certainly
    lead the pack when it comes to the stylized activity of police in the
    line of duty, questioning perps and blasting holes in baddies. Perhaps
    this is why the bluntly titled “Drug War” is so compelling, taking the
    clenched-fist fight against crime to China, where matters of public
    protection are more reservedly severe. Twisting genre elements into a
    fresh pass at dirty business, the latest from acclaimed and prolific
    director Johnnie To manages to seize atypical nuances when it comes to
    the battle between good and evil, deploying ace tech credits to
    mastermind a sleek, scary look at the collateral damage of a seemingly
    futile conflict.
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  • Film Review – Crystal Fairy

    CRYSTAL FAIRY Michael Cera

    “Crystal Fairy” (actually titled “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus
    and 2012” before somebody wised up during the marketing process) is an
    odd picture made for a specialized moviegoing mood. It’s rambling and
    spaced-out, with an absurdly severe conclusion that mucks with the
    strange tonality of the work, yet writer/director/co-star Sebastian
    Silva finds a breezy rhythm that’s worth a look. There’s also a question
    of star Michael Cera, who finds a place of mild comedy and wickedly
    passive-aggressive behavior that suits his limited dramatic range,
    making his performance something special in a film that’s not especially
    convincing with its quirk and qualities of observation.
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  • Film Review – Fruitvale Station

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    “Fruitvale Station” isn’t interested in presenting cold, hard facts.
    Although it opens with actual video footage of Oscar Grant being shot by
    a BART officer, the rest of the movie is devoted to a broad
    representation of the young man’s life, mixing recreation with outright
    fiction. For some, the overwhelming sympathy shown to Grant will provide
    an exhaustively emotional experience, helping to mourn a senseless
    death. However, “Fruitvale Station” doesn’t do itself any favors by
    ignoring the mysterious workings of the incident, and while the picture
    is penetratingly performed, it leaves numerous questions behind in
    regards to the killing and Grant’s distressed demeanor, rendering the
    feature too calculated for comfort.
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  • Film Review – House Party: Tonight’s the Night

    HOUSE PARTY TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT 2

    It’s interesting to find Warner Brothers attempting to
    sequelize/spin-off the film “House Party” 23 years after it opened in
    theaters. That there’s still value in the brand name is extraordinary,
    especially when the latest installment, “House Party: Tonight’s the
    Night,” is aimed directly at young “Step Up” fans that can’t get enough
    of the hat-askew, back-flipping stuff. I’m just going to assume that
    most viewers taking the time to watch “Tonight’s the Night” have never
    even heard of “House Party,” otherwise, they’d be watching the original
    “House Party” and not this decidedly unfunny, sophomoric creation that
    plays like an R-rated Disney Channel movie.
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  • Film Review – Stranded

    STRANDED 1

    Horror films set in space are often a difficult proposition. Horror
    films set in space that have no budget to work with have more of a
    creative uphill climb. “Stranded” is a lunar adventure that takes place
    on a single set, with limited visual variance to help sell the sci-fi
    aspects of the story, while the script largely avoids anything that
    might require any type of specialized activity outside of actors
    stomping around looking frightened. It’s the latest from “Battlefield
    Earth” helmer Roger Christian, which should be enough of a review right
    there for most readers. Cheap, dull, and starring Christian Slater,
    “Stranded” is a generic effort that doesn’t set out to achieve much over
    85 tedious minutes of screen time.
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  • Film Review – Dealin’ With idiots

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    To fully appreciate “Dealin’ with Idiots,” the viewer must have some
    working knowledge of its writer/director/star Jeff Garlin. Or perhaps
    patience is a more accurate description. The combative comedian who rose
    to fame on the HBO program “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Garlin is an
    acquired taste, repeatedly falling back on his skills of improvisation
    and observation to help him crack wise, often punctuated with his
    squealy, infectious laugh. The howl is sadly missing from Garlin’s
    second helming stint (following up his 2006 movie, “I Want Someone to
    Eat Cheese With”), but the rest of his loose sense of humor remains in
    “Dealin’ with Idiots,” an impulsive character-driven effort that’s good
    for a few laughs and some serious confusion.
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  • Film Review – R.I.P.D.

    RIPD Jeff Bridges Ryan Reynolds

    “R.I.P.D.” is a constipated picture. It’s easy to see what the
    production had in mind when cameras originally rolled, but editorial
    tinkering and general tonal indecision has coughed up a painless misfire
    — a movie that could’ve been something sharper, sillier, and more
    direct with its action sequences. What’s up on the screen is flawed and
    noisy, trying to siphon “Men in Black” fuel without the imagination of
    Barry Sonnenfeld in play, and while it doesn’t come together, there are a
    few inspired moments to pick up the slack, and the presence of Jeff
    Bridges has the ability to lighten any mood, gleefully stomping around
    the effort like he owns it.
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  • Film Review – The Conjuring

    CONJURING Vera Farmiga

    This second wind in the directorial career of James Wan has been
    fascinating to watch. Almost killing his career with dreadful pictures
    such as “Death Sentence” and “Dead Silence,” Wan rebounded with the 2011
    horror humdinger “Insidious,” which inched the helmer away from gore
    and noise, challenging him in the art of the scare. With a sharp visual
    sense and welcome patience for the haunted house subgenre, Wan found an
    ideal match to his sensibilities, now returning to the deep dark with
    “The Conjuring.” Again favoring tension over bedlam, Wan issues a
    similar but successful follow-up to “Insidious” (as opposed to
    “Insidious: Chapter 2,” also from Wan and due in September), finding
    proper beats of fright and family to play in this throwback endeavor.
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  • Film Review – Grabbers

    GRABBERS Ruth Bradley

    The monster movie tradition receives a delightful Irish makeover in
    “Grabbers,” a fast and funny horror comedy that finds a fresh angle to
    play in a subgenre that’s always in need of a change of pace. Led by
    marvelous performances from stars Richard Coyle and Ruth Bradley,
    director Jon Wright locates a specific position of insanity to play and
    commits in full, making the small-scale adventure feel significant while
    securing a healthy number of laughs during the ride. It’s cheeky and
    reverential, keeping the creature feature alive with a glass-clinking
    tilt, trading Americanized mayhem for Irish wit, a few close encounters,
    and plot that actually finds a way to celebrate binge drinking.
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  • Film Review – RED 2

    RED 2 Bruce Willis

    2010’s “RED” was a disappointment. Gifted a premise with serious
    action-comedy potential while surfing along an irresistible marketing
    hook, the picture didn’t live up to expectations, losing its focus as
    murky intrigue and overplotting gradually scooped the fun factor out of
    the geriatric mayhem, rendering it strangely inert. “RED 2” is more of
    the same mediocrity, though the antics are now emboldened by the
    original’s promising box office performance. Out to dish up the same
    watery stew of bullets and slapstick, the follow-up doesn’t achieve a
    personality of its own as it madly dashes to cover the same terrain as
    the earlier effort, only here the noise has been dialed up and co-star
    John Malkovich has been instructed to go full ham. This is not progress.
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  • Film Review – Only God Forgives

    ONLY GOD FORGIVES Ryan Gosling

    After scoring an unlikely success with 2011’s “Drive,” director Nicolas
    Winding Refn and actor Ryan Gosling delve even deeper into the darkness
    of cinema with “Only God Forgives,” an eye-crossingly violent mood piece
    on the futility of revenge. Considering the relative mass appeal of
    their previous work, “Only God Forgives” is decidedly specialized
    filmmaking for adventurous audiences blessed with paint-drying patience.
    It’s monumentally rough stuff with a glacial pace, though its surreal
    execution grows quite interesting the longer Refn sticks to the unknown
    and the absurd, making the effort more performance art in design than
    aggressively genre-minded.
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  • Film Review – Turbo

    TURBO Ryan Reynolds

    Not that animated films should be held to a standard of realism, but
    “Turbo” is quite bizarre, even for a cartoon. It’s a story about a snail
    who finds himself soaked in nitrous oxide, endowing him with the
    characteristics of a car. He glows and moves with lightning speed, yet
    fringe characters don’t really seem shocked when confronted with such a
    vision. The snail is also allowed to compete in the Indianapolis 500
    with other cars, and nobody bats an eye. However, the fantasy draws a
    line at communication, finding humans unable to hear the snails speak.
    It’s a weird movie and thankfully one that’s filled with enough positive
    energy and slick visuals to distract from its nonsense. Entertaining
    and agreeably performed, “Turbo” is a pleasant diversion for younger
    audiences. A little nutty, but friendly and colorful.
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