Category: Film Review

  • Film Review – The Curse of Bridge Hollow

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    Halloween is big business, and movie selections for the scary month have been plentiful. Showing renewed life this year are pictures aimed at younger audiences, giving them a horror experience without the extremity of R-rated content. We’ve already had “Spirit Halloween: The Movie” and “Hocus Pocus 2,” and now “The Curse of Bridge Hollow,” which pits a father and daughter against an uprising of possessed Halloween decorations during the holiday. It’s being sold as a Marlon Wayans comedy, but it’s not nearly as crude as the actor’s previous forays into scary silliness, with director Jeff Wadlow (“Fantasy Island,” “Truth or Dare”) more interested in visual effects, giving the film a bit more punch in the thrills department. “The Curse of Bridge Hollow” isn’t particularly striking, but the production hopes to charm pre-teens with the endeavor, and it remains successful at that, offering a boisterous, mercifully short feature that’s big on Halloween events. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rosaline

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    The saga of “Romeo and Juliet” is detailed from a different point of view in “Rosaline.” Inspired by the book “While You Were Mine,” by Rebecca Serle, the picture hunts for a way to recycle the central heartbreak of the Shakespeare play without losing younger viewers. Screenwriters Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber hope to hip up the particulars of the source material with a wry sense of humor, charting the development of love and jealousy among teenagers, trying to make such ancient woes a little more urgent for a modern audience. Director Karen Maine does what she can to make known story beats feel a bit bouncier, taking cues from Sophia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” and Brian Helgeland’s “A Knight’s Tale” to jazz up “Rosaline,” offering a pop take on a famous tragedy. It certainly helps to have actress Kaitlyn Dever in the driver’s seat, delivering spirited work as the eponymous character, always finding ways to become the best parts of the feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Accursed

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    In early 2021, director Kevin Lewis was handed a B-movie gift in “Willy’s Wonderland.” The project was bizarre, focusing on a janitor forced to battle haunted animatronics inside a family restaurant, using what he can to survive the night. It was horror for the Chuck E. Cheese generation, and the endeavor had an ace up its sleeve with the casting of Nicolas Cage as the man against the machines. “Willy’s Wonderland” was no triumph of filmmaking, barely hanging on as silly, violent entertainment, but Lewis found ways to keep it compelling, maintaining pace and energy, and there was always Cage to keep the effort suitably crazed. Lewis is back with “The Accursed,” but there’s no Cage, no demonic animatronics, and no wild bottom-shelf vibe. There’s just a screenplay by Rob Kennedy that goes where many low-budget offerings have gone before, and the helmer is no help, keeping this exceedingly dull tale of trauma and dark magic crawling along, showing surprisingly little interest in thrilling viewers for the Halloween season. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Significant Other

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    The trials and tribulations of a long-term relationship is offered a sci-fi touch in “Significant Other,” which looks into the stress and resentment that builds between people on their way to spending their entire lives together. Co-writers/directors Dan Berk and Robert Olsen (“Villains,” “The Stakelander”) toy with tone and storytelling in the movie, which sets an intimate mood in the open world, looking to build suspense as two characters deal with unexpected challenges to their safety, also delving into universal feelings concerning commitment phobia and learned behavior. “Significant Other” has something to offer viewers for the first two acts, with the helmers creating a threatening atmosphere before they’re forced to explain things, which doesn’t go well for the picture, offering a conclusion that doesn’t live up to the endeavor’s enigmatic introductions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bromates

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    Almost two decades ago, Court Crandall received a co-story credit on the hit film, “Old School.” He hasn’t done much since, but he’s back with “Bromates,” which hopes to use a similar level of sophomoric humor to inspire another success. He doesn’t have Todd Phillips to guide the project this time around, stepping up to be the writer/director of the project, which examines the misadventures of luckless, loveless men and their juvenile antics while pursuing some type of clarity in their hapless lives. “Bromates” endeavors to be a freewheeling viewing experience filled with slapstick and cringe comedy, but Crandall doesn’t go the extra mile when it comes to the imagination of such silliness. The crudeness of the feature is downright punishing, offering the lamest bits of wackiness and strangest moments of stupidity, with Crandall showing no discernable leadership with this assortment of artless incidents. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lyle, Lyle Crocodile

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    “Lyle, Lyle Crocodile” has been around for a very long time, with author Bernard Waber’s book first published in 1965 (actually Lyle’s second literary adventure, but the first to offer his name as the selling point). It’s been a library staple for decades, charming generations with the misadventures and feelings of the eponymous creature, who aims to spread joy to all brave enough to meet him. The material was originally brought to small screens with a 1987 musical adaptation for pay cable, and now Lyle’s ready for the big show, gifted a feature, which is also a musical, with songs crafted by the team that worked on “The Greatest Showman.” Screenwriter Will Davies doesn’t manage to avoid the muddiness of family film formula with the endeavor, but he preserves the spirit of the books, giving “Lyle, Lyle Crocodile” a major push of positive energy, which pairs well with periodic breaks into song and dance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hellraiser (2022)

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    In 1987, author Clive Barker made his directorial debut with “Hellraiser,” adapting his own novella, “The Hellbound Heart,” looking to bring his own brutal sensibility to the screen. The film managed to accomplish quite a bit with a frighteningly small budget, translating Barker’s fetishes and dark imagination with terrific atmosphere and shocking scenes of horror. It was a tiny movie that made a profit, launching a franchise that would deliver three more wide-release theatrical efforts (1988’s “Hellbound: Hellraiser II” being the most thrillingly gonzo of the bunch) and six DTV features, with certain producers more concerned about keeping their legal claim to the material than delivering a follow-up as powerful as the original endeavor. Four years after the last installment, there’s a new “Hellraiser” on the block, and writers Ben Collins and Luke Piotrowski are interested in revisiting the disturbing behavior of Barker’s picture. It’s not a remake, but a reboot of “Hellraiser,” with the material striving to bring back the gruesomeness and despair that made the 1987 offering unforgettable. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mr. Harrigan’s Phone

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    “Mr. Harrigan’s Phone” was originally presented as a novella from Stephen King, included in his 2020 collection, “If It Bleeds.” Continuing its interest in bringing most offerings from the writer to the screen, Hollywood attempts to expand and deepen the source material for a feature-length examination of tech-based chills, with writer/director John Lee Hancock (“The Little Things,” “The Highwaymen”) working to transform King’s brief understanding of confusion into something potentially more substantial while retaining the author’s sense of the macabre and the unreal. Expectations are in place for a terrifying picture, but “Mr. Harrigan’s Phone” isn’t that type of viewing experience, and Hancock doesn’t force the story into awkward genre positions. He delivers a gentler sense of concern with the endeavor, trying to match King’s imagination with technophobia commentary, more attentive to characterization than the development of any fear factor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dark Glasses

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    At 82 years old, Dario Argento is still making movies, despite latter career choices that’ve managed to tarnish the amazing work he accomplished in his prime, during the late 1970s and early 1980s. “Dark Glasses” is the director’s first picture since the embarrassing “Dracula 3D,” which found the maestro trying to make something gothic and surreal happen, only to fall flat on his face. Hoping to stimulate renewed interest in his output, Argento returns to the wooby of giallo for his latest endeavor, once again overseeing a black-gloved killer tormenting an overly excitable target, while some strange events periodically break up the hunt. “Dark Glasses” has the weirdness one expects from the helmer, but the execution lacks style and ferocity, finding Argento pushing through a lackluster plot with limited effort, resting on his laurels with this uneven tale of murder. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Amsterdam (2022)

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    David O. Russell had quite a winning streak going in the early 2010s, with the director guiding “The Fighter,” “Silver Linings Playbook,” and “American Hustle” to big box office and Oscar gold, working fast and hard on spirited endeavors that appeared to reflect his own experience with a near-bipolar view of the world. Russell likes to feel the highs and lows of emotion and relationships, and he scored a hat trick of dynamic cinema. This all came to a screeching halt in 2015’s plodding “Joy,” finding Russell losing his rhythm with the lengthy dramedy, and perhaps some sense of fatigue was creeping into the work, with “Amsterdam” his first picture in seven years, returning to screens with a murder mystery featuring an all-star cast. The material plays to Russell’s strengths, delivering hyper situations and confused characters, but whatever the helmer lost while making “Joy” is not found in “Amsterdam,” which aims to be cheeky and offbeat, but it’s exhausting instead, never finding its way as a quasi-farce about people in deep trouble. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bros

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    For some viewers, Billy Eichner is a celebrated comedian who’s appeared on hit shows and movies, building a passionate fanbase with his singular take on silliness. For everyone else, he’s the guy who pops up on T.V. every now and then, clutching a microphone and yelling at people. Eichner does a lot of yelling, with volume his signature move, making a name for himself as the loudest man in show business. He hopes to change such a reputation with “Bros,” co-scripting (with Nicholas Stoller, who directs) a romantic comedy for himself, allowing him to showcase other sides to his performance capabilities, including a rare view of softness. Eichner retains some hostility with the picture, but he also manages to find some heart to go with the laughs in this occasionally hilarious understanding of relationships and all the complications they provide. It’s nice to see Eichner doing something different, pulling off a performance that keeps things human, even when he returns to extremity to land a laugh. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hocus Pocus 2

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    In 1993, “Hocus Pocus” was released with little fanfare, with Disney issuing a Halloween-themed film in the middle of July, finding few takers for the horror comedy. Not helping the cause was the feature’s quality, as the Kenny Ortega-directed endeavor had a difficult time with tone and quality of material, emerging as something of a mess, but one with a sharp sense of seasonal spirit. The gods of physical media and basic cable were kind to “Hocus Pocus,” giving it a home entertainment afterlife that developed a passionate fanbase for the effort, allowing viewers to repeatedly revisit the Sanderson Sisters and their reign of slapstick-infused terror. 29 years later (ouch), there’s “Hocus Pocus 2,” with helmer Anne Fletcher in charge of reviving the brand name for a multi-generational audience, refusing to take too many chances with this semi-remake of the original movie, simply out to deliver a follow-up that’s capable of pleasing those who’ve remained faithful to the first picture for decades. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Spirit Halloween: The Movie

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    Spirit Halloween is a chain of stores that typically open for business in August, offering holiday costumes and decoration for rabid fans of the season and families trying to solve any outfit issues in one fell swoop. Spirit Halloween is big news these days, with the fetishization of Halloween growing more intense every year, and the company seems perfectly comfortable with jabs at its business model, taking over buildings previously inhabited by retail failures. “Spirit Halloween” is the first film based on the brand, emerging as seasonal entertainment for younger viewers and a commercial for the stores, pitting excitable kids against possessed inventory. Director David Poag and screenwriter Billie Bates seem to understand the creative mission, creating broad emotion and conflicts to help inspire a mildly enjoyable adventure in the “Goosebumps” tradition, keeping things relatively easygoing and mercifully short. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Smile

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    Curse movies have fallen out of favor, with audiences more interested in slow-burn psychological freak-outs and slasher standards these days. A few decades ago, pictures about curses were all the rage, with Japanese productions such as “Ring” and “The Grudge” inspiring Hollywood remakes and rip-offs, giving horror fans plenty of options at the multiplex. With “Smile,” writer/director Parker Finn (making his debut) hopes to return some fury to the subgenre, presenting a chiller that details a creeping evil and the woman who sets out to challenge it. Finn has some imagery to be proud of, but “Smile” isn’t a complete nightmare package. It’s too long and too reliant on a deafening soundtrack to really cut to the bone, playing with every shock cinema tactic in the book without ever building something genuinely disturbing along the way. If you need to see it, my advice would be to bring earplugs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Greatest Beer Run Ever

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    The impossible happened in 2019. Peter Farrelly, co-director of “Dumb and Dumber” and “There’s Something About Mary,” took home two Academy Awards for his work on “Green Book,” a profoundly mediocre feature about the evils of bigotry and the soothing nature of friendship. The movie became a hit as well, giving Farrelly a level of respectability he’s never experienced before, helping to save a career that was close to its expiration date. For his follow-up, the helmer hopes to sustain his success with dramatic endeavors, aiming to bring the true tale of John “Chickie” Donohue and his impossible Vietnam adventure in 1967 to the screen. “The Greatest Beer Run Ever” is basically a “Green Book” sequel, only instead of a “racism is bad” message, there’s a “war is bad” one, with Farrelly once again trying to reach a wide audience with blunt filmmaking, which is perhaps the only way to approach this extremely bizarre tale of a man risking it all for reasons not even he fully understands. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Good House

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    It’s been a long time since Sigourney Weaver had a substantial big screen role. She’s been doing supporting work for quite some time, circling television too, but “The Good House” fully intends to challenge Weaver with a leading part that touches on all emotions, often going from light to dark in a matter of minutes. The picture is an adaptation of a 2013 Ann Leary novel, and the screenplay (credited to Thomas Bezucha, Wallace Wolodarsky, and Maya Forbes – the latter two also direct the feature) works very hard to maintain an arc of incoming calamity for Weaver’s character, which offers a special acting obstacle course that any actress would kill for. “The Good House” is a great performance in search of a compelling film, with Weaver easily the most interesting element in the endeavor, which struggles to manage supporting characters and larger psychological ideas, but it usually finds perfect focus when giving Weaver room to interpret pain and confusion, occasionally in comedic ways, making the performance all the more impressive. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dead for a Dollar

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    “Dead for a Dollar” returns Walter Hill to the director’s chair, a spot he hasn’t occupied in years. And for good reason too, with his last two features, 2013’s “Bullet to the Head” and 2017’s “The Assignment,” lacking creative authority, trying to be chewy genre entertainment with little lasting value. Hill revisits the western for “Dead for a Dollar,” a genre he’s spent quite some time in (including “The Long Riders” and “Wild Bill”). In fact, almost every picture the helmer has made has been a western in one way or another, but his latest returns him to the ways of horses, card games, hard men, and shootouts, trying to be a thick slice of B-movie escapism with a more theatrical sense of dramatic engagement. Hill aims to soak the production in atmosphere, delighting in traditional confrontations between salty characters, but he struggles to bring a cinematic quality to the endeavor, which often resembles a filmed play occasionally broken up by violence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

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    In 2014, writer/director Ana Lily Amirpour collected a small but loyal fanbase with her debut feature, “A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.” She lost a lot of that support with her follow-up, 2017’s “The Bad Batch,” with some viewers catching on that while skilled at creating memorable imagery, Amirpour wasn’t much of a storyteller, boldly refusing dramatic interests in the pursuit of atmosphere. Five years later, the helmer returns with “Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon,” which involves even less of a plot than anything Amirpour has mounted before, keeping the picture in a weird state of paralysis as attempts at comedy crumble and a proposed mystery is never tended to. Amirpour has her colors, lame offerings of playfulness, and cartoonish performances, but there’s nothing going on in “Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon,” highlighting her severe shortcomings as a moviemaker. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Munsters (2022)

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    Someday, Rob Zombie will write his autobiography, sharing his experiences in music and art, but also detailing his filmmaking career. Hopefully, there will be a chapter examining his desire to remake “The Munsters,” the beloved 1960s sitcom about monsters making it in human society. It’s a shame the book doesn’t exist today, as any help decoding Zombie’s decision-making skills is most necessary while watching this valentine/redo, which is meant to celebrate the silly world of the original series, but mostly resembles “The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.” Zombie tries to retain his usual interests in macabre cinema and pop culture while building a slightly different “Munsters” for the masses. It’s a cult-ready package that probably won’t please longtime fans or keep family audiences engaged (against all odds, this sucker is rated PG), remaining a distinctly Zombie-fied production highlighting his oddball sense of humor and love of extreme visuals. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Jazzman’s Blues

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    Tyler Perry provided a surprise early this year when he broke his promise to the public, pulling his most popular character, Madea, out of retirement. The idea was to deliver some laughs to a world that desperately needs the distraction during bleak times. The result was a mess, with “A Madea Homecoming” as profoundly unpleasant as anything Perry has made before, reinforcing his severe limitations as a filmmaker and judge of funny business. Perry returns with “A Jazzman’s Blues,” which was actually shot before Madea’s unwelcome return, but is only now seeing a release, with autumn a more appropriate season for a more serious picture from the writer/director. “A Jazzman’s Blues” isn’t high art from Perry, who doesn’t stray far from his love of melodrama, cooking up a juicy tragedy concerning race relations and forbidden love in 1940s Georgia, going all-in with broad performances and thickly sliced horrors of the heart. While sections of the endeavor show some restraint, Perry can’t help himself, aiming for pure audience reaction with this exhausting soap opera. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com