Those expecting a seamy, Vaseline-uncorked ride through exploitation
cinema heaven with "Bitch Slap" might be well advised to skip this
picture entirely. More of an "Austin Powers" carnival of camp with
YouTube production polish, "Bitch Slap" opens with a Joseph Conrad quote
and ends in a hail of bullets, leaving the midsection fairly
anticlimactic and insistently silly. It's criminal to dismiss something
so utterly consumed with ample feminine assets and cross-eyed
ultraviolence, but the goofball pitch of this fluff grows tiresome early
in the first round, rendering the picture a splendid 10-minute short
film idea stretched intolerably to 105 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

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