Blu-ray Review – Massage Parlor Murders

"Massage Parlor Murders" opens with a scene that finds a lowly, frugal
john negotiating with a comely working girl for special clothes-removing
enhancements to his anticipated rubdown (scored to Tchaikovsky's "The
Nutcracker," natch). The scene has nothing to do with the rest of the
picture, yet it's an apt start to the feature, which continues down a
path of incoherence and slapdash filmmaking. Right from the start
there's sleaze, a general reluctance to spend money, and naked breasts,
which sums up the viewing event extraordinarily well. Exploitation
cinema with a side serving of New York City travelogue, "Massage Parlor
Murders" isn't much of a movie, but it's a heck of a viewing experience,
packing in enough violence, vague confrontations, and nudity to satisfy
those in the mood for gratuitous, no-budget entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com