Category: DVD/BLU-RAY

  • Blu-ray Review – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

    TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE BEGINNING Diora Baird

    I'm not entirely sure what the point of a horror prequel is. The genre is dependent on scares to transmit its experience, to use shock as a method of suspense. Yet, with a prequel, there's no reason to get excited about the story because, after all, we all know who lives and who dies. It's a toothpaste-back-in-the-tube situation that would take remarkable moviemaking skill to transform into a nail-biting effort. With "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning," we're faced with Jonathan Liebesman, the helmer of "Darkness Falls," "Wrath of the Titans," and "Battle: Los Angeles." Not exactly a stunning resume. A 2006 prequel to the 2003 remake, "The Beginning" fulfills its titular promise by detailing how Leatherface found his chainsaw, how Sheriff Hoyt came across his law enforcement uniform, and how Monty Hewitt lost his legs. You know, burning questions horror geeks have been dying to see answered. The uselessness of this feature is astounding, emerging from the smoke and sweat as an obvious cash-grab from producers caught off-guard by their own success, unaware that forward, not backward, is the proper direction to take with a simplistic blood-smearing series such as this. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Harlequin

    HARLEQUIN Robert Powell

    Ozploitation takes a serious turn in "Harlequin," a bizarre mystery film
    that employs the art of magic to help secure its illusory intentions.
    The picture doesn't quite add up as a cohesive exercise in cinematic
    misdirection, but its working parts are fascinating, especially when
    director Simon Wincer and screenwriter Everette De Roche play into the
    fantastical, making a logical breakdown of the feature's enigmas
    impossible. It can be a frustrating movie with a foggy sense of purpose,
    yet performances, especially Robert Powell in the lead role, are
    greatly amusing, with a few hypnotic qualities, and the story's ambition
    to blend political intrigue with historical influence, enough to save
    "Harlequin" from itself. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle

    SUPERHEROES A NEVER ENDING BATTLE

    We live in a special time for comic book fanatics, with characters great
    and small receiving a shot at big screen glory, helping to augment a
    revolution that began decades ago on the page and grew into an
    inescapable industry. "Superheroes: The Never-Ending Battle" is a
    three-part highlight reel of comic book evolution hosted by Liev
    Schreiber, who examines amazing developments that transformed seemingly
    silly, small-time super men into legends, tapping into the psyche of
    readers who fantasized about such heroism and mysterious powers,
    highlighting a reoccurring presence of awe as artists, writers, and
    corporate players sit down to discuss their participation in trends and
    invention as the saga of the comic book unfolds. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Open Road

    OPEN ROAD Camilla Belle

    A film such as "Open Road" should come packaged with a pair of maps: one
    to navigate the interstate travels of the lead character, and another
    to help track her emotional journey as it winds through a range of
    experiences that aren't defined to satisfaction. Without some type of
    guide to ease explanation of screen events, the picture feels hopelessly
    lost, baffling viewers as it strives to concoct a poignant odyssey of
    self-discovery and maturity, only to peel off storytelling textures in
    the editing process. It's seem rude to label the movie a mess when it
    clearly launches with pure intentions to connect with viewers via road
    trip melodramatics, but director Marcio Garcia (an popular South
    American actor at the helm of his second feature) doesn't have the skill
    to manage such suffocating cliche, playing too fast with the
    particulars of the plot in an effort to tie a bow around the tale by the
    time the end credits arrive. "Open Rage" immediately dissolves into a
    blur of motivations and ill-defined histories, making soulful connection
    impossible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Weird Science

    WIERD SCIENCE Kelly LeBrock

    Inside the average 15-year-old boy is a furious mechanism of sexuality
    that's so demanding, it clouds rational thought. In "Weird Science,"
    writer/director John Hughes harnesses that impetuous, erection-heavy
    urge and channels the tension into a full-fledged cartoon; he relaxes
    his career concentration on teen pathos with a screwball comedy that
    combines titillation, humiliation, and the awe-inspiring,
    traffic-stopping screen presence of Kelly LeBrock.
    Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Monster Club

    MONSTER CLUB Vincent Price

    If there must be a film about dance party happenings at a club built
    exclusively for creatures of the night, it seems appropriate that
    Vincent Price would be our tour guide. 1981's "The Monster Club" is an
    anthology effort with a bizarre wraparound story that interrupts spooky
    and disturbing events to observe singers and bands rock out onstage in
    front of a throng of extras clad in bad Halloween masks. Normally, this
    type of schlock would trigger immediate dismissal, yet "The Monster
    Club" has enormous charms and a fairly convincing line-up of chiller
    material to help offset the feature's cannonball splashes into
    absurdity. It's a lively, sincere movie, given considerable genre reach
    by a colorful cast, including Price, John Carradine, and Donald
    Pleasence. Sure, it's silly business, perhaps spending too much time
    trying to sell a soundtrack, but picture is immensely entertaining,
    setting the spooky season mood with aplomb. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Corruption

    CORRUPTION Peter Cushing

    The cover art for the "Corruption" Blu-ray contains an illustration of
    star Peter Cushing pinning a woman to the ground, slashing her throat
    with a knife while staring out expressionlessly, as though this act of
    ultraviolence was all in a day's work. It's disturbing, selling the
    movie as first class ticket to exploitation nirvana, promising a picture
    that's unhinged and excessive. Turns out, "Corruption" isn't that
    extreme, at least by today's standards, emerging not as a careless
    rampage, but as an engaging chiller with some sense of taste between
    brutal killings. For the most part, the feature is satisfactorily
    plotted, with superb performances from Cushing and co-stay Sue Lloyd,
    who manage to elevate the unseemly appetites of the script with a great
    deal of class, turning cheap theatrics into an absorbing depiction of
    manipulation and guilt-stained murder. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – My Tutor

    MY TUTOR Matt Lattanzi Caren Kaye

    In 1983, "My Tutor" played up the fantasy of an older teacher seducing
    her younger student. In 2013, that type of activity is typically greeted
    with a felony sex offender charge. How times have changed. Of course,
    "My Tutor" is only a movie, and a rather entertaining "teensploitation"
    effort from 30 years ago, engineered to titillate teen audiences hunting
    for a peek at naked breasts and horndog monkey business, employing a
    common scenario of temptation to lure ticket buyers in, only to hit them
    with a genuine sense of humor and an unusually muted seductress in
    actress Caren Kaye. "My Tutor" is simple but effective, and if
    approached on a lowered level of expectation, the picture captures all
    the hormonal urges of adolescence, frosted with a permissive '80's
    attitude that doesn't judge the taboo couple in question. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Night Train to Terror

    NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR

    How does one make a weird horror film weirder? Include footage from
    three abandoned suspense pictures, tying it all together with a
    wraparound story feature God, Satan, and a group of new wave rockers
    from the 1980s jamming inside a locomotive. "Night Train to Terror" is a
    pleasingly bonkers creation that doesn't even pretend to make sense,
    instead providing genre maniacs with random images of violence, torment,
    and nudity as it winds through four different stories of doom. The 1985
    effort is a madhouse of ghoulish delights, boosted by performance
    sincerity that turns a horribly dated musical number into a jubilant
    lighthouse for a profoundly confused endeavor. It's coarse, gruesome,
    and clearly created to relieve the financial pressure of someone tied to
    the production, but it certainly isn't a boring movie. Watching "Night
    Train to Terror" feels like sitting through a horror film festival with a
    heavy finger resting on the fast-forward button, zooming to all the
    grisly goodies before it's on to the next sinister story. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Laurence Anyways

    LAURENCE ANYWAYS

    There's a stunning lack of trust running through "Laurence Anyways," and
    it cripples what should be a searing portrait of self-worth.
    Writer/director Xavier Dolan doesn't lead the feature through its
    dramatic entanglements, he pushes it, spending the nearly three-hour run
    time slapping symbolism and overwrought stylistics on the viewer,
    eschewing subtlety to beat simple emotional concepts into the ground,
    unaware that the audience doesn't need much to grasp the primal scream
    burning within the lead character. "Laurence Anyways" is a beautiful
    expression of a challenging life mummified by a filmmaker who could
    learn a thing or two about the editing process, demanding an eternity to
    articulate universal needs. For every sublime moment the movie has to
    offer, there's a cinematic dead zone of indulgence that wipes it away,
    generating a frustrating, occasionally intolerable sit. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th

    Crystal Lake Memories Blu-ray

    In the realm of horror cinema, the "Friday the 13th" franchise is a
    behemoth. It wasn't the first to dream up the concept of a masked maniac
    slicing and dicing his way through a throng of idiot teenagers, but it
    gave the concept pop culture enormity, with healthy box office and an
    explosive home video presence to help guarantee longevity with its
    rabid, fall-on-their-sword fanbase. Other movies have made more money,
    displayed more gore, and showed more creativity, but nothing has touched
    the genre omnipresence of this series. Without warning, "Friday the
    13th" became a cult classic and Jason Voorhees grew into the Elvis of
    slasher icons. Not bad for a picture that began life as a rip-off of
    "Halloween." Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Castle Freak

    CASTLE FREAK Jeffrey Combs Barbara Crampton

    In the curious career of writer/director Stuart Gordon, his dedication
    to the work of author H.P. Lovecraft could never be called into
    question. With cult classics such as "Re-Animator" and "From Beyond,"
    the filmmaker has explored and cinematically transformed the celebrated
    writer's fascination with depths of depravity and the hypnotic hold of
    terror, turning fandom into a personal quest. Picking a 1926 short story
    ("The Outsider") as inspiration, Gordon returns to his Lovecraftian
    cravings with 1995's "Castle Freak," a bluntly titled genre exercise
    that provides the necessary amounts of lip-quaking panic and goopy gore,
    gifted a mildly gothic touch by the picture's remote, forbidding
    setting. It's a slim tale of redemption and survival, with excitable
    acting that practically transforms the effort into 3-D, but the macabre
    essentials are provided with skill by the helmer, who's clearly enjoying
    this opportunity to romp around an empty castle, dreaming up way to
    repulse and creep-out the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – An American Hippie in Israel

    AN AMERICAN HIPPIE IN ISRAEL

    "An American Hippie in Israel" isn't most subtle of titles, and its
    opening scene doesn't mess around with subtext. In a field of flowers,
    we see a steamroller making its way across the land, crushing natural
    beauty with its steely, heavy might. Amos Sefer's 1972 allegorical
    extravaganza announces its tone right up front, leaving little to the
    imagination as its threadbare plot and impulsive performances take over.
    It's been branded one of the worst films of all time by the guardians
    of cult cinema, and it certainly has enough clunky moments to merit such
    hyperbolic consideration. However, for all the nonsense and
    pull-your-hair-out padding that's included in the feature, Sefer has a
    weird vision for "Hippie" that almost works if one squints hard enough,
    attempting to make an anti-war picture that's soaked in oddity and
    nudity. It's an admirable effort, with periods of floppy B-movie
    shenanigans that are surprisingly entertaining. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Doll Squad / Mission: Killfast

    THE DOLL SQUAD Francine York

    1973's "The Doll Squad" has all the ingredients for a rollicking B-movie
    viewing experience. We have a diabolical villain bent on world
    domination, a team of bikini-wearing secret agents brandishing cartoony
    weapons, and a taste of chunky 1970's action choreography to sell the
    hysteria. It's an ideal blend of escapist elements and a film some
    suggest was a clear inspiration for the jiggling juggernaut known as
    "Charlie's Angels." However, as enticing as "The Doll Squad" is, it's
    also a strangely airless endeavor that's hampered by its no-budget
    ambitions, finding writer-director Ted V. Mikels striving to make his
    own Bond movie with mere pennies to spend, forced to rinse and repeat
    every single scene. There's gold in the corners of the effort, but it
    takes considerable patience to find the highlights of this strangely
    chaste, frustratingly repetitive picture.
    Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Unseen

    UNSEEN Barbara Bach

    What "The Unseen" aims to be and what it actually becomes are two
    separate things. It's a horror picture exploring evil from an unusual
    source, with all the requisite scenes of violence and hints of
    perversion. There's another side to the work as well, a creative push
    that seems like it wants to construct a substantial character drama out
    of chiller materials, striving to instill personality into the effort to
    increase the movie's lasting potential. Interesting in fits, but also
    groggily paced and unsure of direction, "The Unseen" definitely has
    moments of tension, but there's also plenty of dead space littering the
    feature, reducing conflict and indulging oddity to a point of tiresome
    repetition. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Odd Angry Shot

    ODD ANGRY SHOT bryan brown john jarratt

    The American experience during the Vietnam War has been extensively
    documented in feature films, leaving audiences with a developed
    comprehension of the hardships, tragedies, and lost innocence of the men
    and women who fought for the country. Australia's participation in
    Vietnam hasn't enjoyed the same cinematic illumination, leaving 1979's
    "The Odd Angry Shot" a valuable dramatic tool in a larger appreciation
    of sacrifice and wartime temperament. Writer/director Tom Jeffrey cuts
    to the heart of the Aussie mentality in this off-kilter picture,
    electing to represent the narrative through chapters of boredom and
    militaristic encounters. It's a flavorful movie with stout performances
    and a distinct cultural atmosphere to help it maneuver through a few
    passages of stagnant storytelling, but "The Odd Angry Shot" is best
    appreciated as a snapshot of pride melting into disillusionment,
    previously imagined as strictly an American perspective. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Secrets of Highclere Castle

    Secrets of Highclere Castle

    Located in the United Kingdom, Highclere Castle is an extraordinary
    country house teeming with pure majesty in worlds of art and
    architecture, constructed nearly two hundred years ago as a show of
    wealth. It's also the current home and inspiration for the blockbuster
    television series, "Downton Abbey," making its considerable history pale
    in comparison to its current rank as a popular tourist attraction,
    launching a million fantasies of elegance, order, and opulence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Tower of Evil

    TOWER OF EVIL

    Produced two years before 1974's "Black Christmas," "Tower of Evil" has
    built a reputation in recent years as one of the forefathers of the
    slasher subgenre, which would go on to mainstream success in iconic
    pictures such as "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th." While the effort
    doesn't have much creative gas in its tank, it remains an interesting
    sit due to its historical placement, detailing a reign of terror that
    picks off victims in a most gruesome manner, often catching these poor
    folks following sexual relations, thus making their exit from the film
    all the more cruel. "Tower of Evil" is rough on patience levels, but
    there's undeniable craftsmanship to study, displaying interesting
    atmosphere that emphasizes oncoming doom, while the friskiness of the
    characters is remarkable. In fact, there's so much attention paid toward
    the sexual proclivities of the personalities, it's easy to forget the
    stillborn fright feature antics that rarely add up to genuine chills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hands of the Ripper

    Hands of the Ripper

    "Hands of the Ripper" sets the bar for gruesome violence high during its
    main titles, where we witness Jack the Ripper murder his wife in front
    of his young daughter. It's a horrifying moment that certainly
    establishes the tone for the feature, suggesting that anything goes in
    this Hammer production. Fortunately, in terms of "should I be watching
    this?" ugliness, "Hands of the Ripper" doesn't match its vivid opener,
    though it tries with multiple gory moments intended to give increasingly
    demanding genre fans a jolt. What's actually here is a fascinating
    psychological chiller that's artfully made on a low budget, trusting the
    power of performance to carry a heavy workload of exposition and
    suspense as the famed horror factory endeavors to breathe new life into
    an oft-told tale of serial murder. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Life of Muhammad

    The Life of Muhammad

    The mystery of Islam is a powerful puzzle of interpretation and emotion
    that seem impossible to approach in our modern era, with the passions of
    certain participants discouraging outsiders from acquiring a deeper
    appreciation of the complicated religion. "The Life of Muhammad" isn't
    the final word on the vast sea of experience found within Islam, but
    it's an excellent starting point of understanding. Credit host Rageh
    Omaar, a composed journalist who dares to work his way into the nuances
    and controversies of the Prophet Muhammad's channeled wisdom, submitting
    a fascinating overview of an extraordinary life that touches on diverse
    acts of divinity, experience, aggression, and education. It's three
    hours devoted to the opinions of scholars and participants, with Omaar
    traveling around the Middle East on a quest to bring the intriguing
    layers of Islam to those unaware of its profound significance in world
    history and individual consciousness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com