Category: DVD/BLU-RAY

  • Blu-ray Review – Crooked Arrows

    CROOKED ARROWS Brandon Routh

    "Crooked Arrows" is a film I wanted to like, came close to enjoying, but
    was consistently pulled away by some poor storytelling decisions. It's
    one of the first movies to concentrate solely on the game of lacrosse, a
    sport that's grown in popularity in recent years after spending
    centuries as a sacred activity for Native American cultures, where it's
    known as "The Creator's Game." It's a highly athletic, fast-paced sport
    that deserves a better onscreen celebration than "Crooked Arrows," which
    slaps around every cliché imaginable, looking to win over viewers
    through the comfort of familiarity. It has charm and a refreshing
    cultural perspective, but the predictability is often too much to bear,
    tanking the potential for a proper cinematic exploration of lacrosse. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Dust Bowl

    KEN BURNS DUST BOWL

    When a documentary from Ken Burns steps into view, certain expectations
    are triggered that would never apply to a routine production. Building a
    golden reputation with his work on "The Civil War" and "Baseball,"
    Burns supplies a certain regality to his efforts that's blended with a
    sensational amount of textured information, creating unforgettable
    portraits of American life and conflict. "The Dust Bowl" furthers his
    interests in the fragility and fortitude of the country. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Love, Wedding, Marriage

    LOVE WEDDING MARRIAGE Mandy Moore

    Dermot Mulroney seems like a very capable filmmaking professional. As an
    actor, he's been involved with a few challenging, thought-provoking
    pictures ("Zodiac," "About Schmidt," "Longtime Companion") to help
    counterbalance the studio fluff ("My Best Friend's Wedding," "Big
    Miracle"), building a filmography that's not especially impressive, but
    consistently interesting, with varied performances to match. "Love,
    Wedding, Marriage" is Mulroney's directorial debut, which typically
    promises a least a modicum of creative control, spending time calling
    the shots, shaping a picture with a sense of purpose. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – ABBA: The Movie

    ABBA THE MOVIE Backstage

    I'm not exactly sure what "ABBA: The Movie" was originally intended to
    be when director Lasse Hallstrom first climbed aboard the production,
    but what he ultimately constructed out of a 10-city Australian tour in
    1977 is something that not only captures the band at the peak of their
    popularity and musical creativity, but isolates the swirl of hysteria
    that greeted the group inside the one area of the world that treated
    their presence like a coronation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – A Little Bit of Heaven

    LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN Kate Hudson

    Kate Hudson has become the poster girl for particularly lazy romantic
    comedies, spending nearly her entire career in the genre with efforts
    such as "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," "Something Borrowed," and "Alex
    & Emma." "A Little Bit of Heaven" is her most grotesque production
    to date, merging googly eyes with colon cancer in a stunningly tasteless
    picture that's made up entirely of cheap sentiment and wretched
    direction. Turning on her high beams of charm, Hudson tap dances madly
    through this movie, trying to remain as effervescent as possible with a
    script that does a great disservice to the trials of cancer and the game
    of love. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Chernobyl Diaries

    CHERNOBYL DIARIES Picture

    I'm thinking Wes Craven should go ahead and contact his lawyer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta

    BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 3 VIVA LA FIESTA Mariachis

    Although it seems strange to commit this thought to the page, it appears
    the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" saga is improving as it motors along, now
    firmly ensconced in DTV mode. Please contain your eye-rolls, I'm not
    comparing this talking animal franchise to "The Godfather," but as a
    harmless family film diversion with an emphasis on good-natured
    adventures, mild screenwriting, and accelerated colors, the producers
    are heading in the right direction, reducing the scale of these efforts
    as they go. The original 2008 picture was all-around awful, yet the 2011
    sequel and now "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta" have
    developed a modest personality, keeping the antics on an approachable
    level of mischief and domestic concern, free of a theatrical release
    burden that once plagued the creative credits. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Broadway: The American Musical

    BROADWAY THE AMERICAN MUSICAL Wicked

    "Broadway: The American Musical" is a 2004 PBS series that endeavors to
    compact a history of musical theater into a documentary that's a mere
    six hours in length. It's quite a task considering the extensive list of
    productions that have graced the heavily lit area, a few hanging around
    for years after opening. Director Michael Kantor is ambitious, but
    delightfully so, displaying unexpected confidence with his assembly of
    industry highs and lows, using his secret weapon, host Julie Andrews, to
    distract from a few gaps in the timeline. It's a colorful, tightly
    edited series with a healthy sense of humor, a dash of backstage venom,
    and a jubilant sense of Broadway expansion, bringing viewers into the
    thick of the creativity that fuels these big shows, using interviews
    with key industry players to carry the narrative along. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Death Warrant

    DEATH WARRANT Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Excluding his recent work as the demented, Satan-worshiping villain in
    last summer's blockbuster, "The Expendables 2," the career of
    Jean-Claude Van Damme has suffered from an extensive period of stagnancy
    and, frankly, stupidity. 1990's "Death Warrant" is a dramatic reminder
    of the bruiser's rise to screen glory, starring in a kooky B-list prison
    picture that attempts to merge the subgenre's propensity for violence
    and community intimidation with a mystery of modest means, permitting
    the martial artist an opportunity to branch out as an actor, playing
    traditional fist-first beats while working on his range of reactions to
    uncovered clues. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – A Man Apart

    MAN APART Vin Diesel

    Technically, 2003's "A Man Apart" doesn't fall into the Vin Diesel
    career feeding frenzy that developed after the release of 2001's "The
    Fast and the Furious." Although issued after the monstrous "XXX," "A Man
    Apart" was actually shot in late 2000/early 2001, when the star was
    merely a curiosity with a minor hit ("Pitch Black") on his resume.
    However, post-production troubles kept the feature out of sight for the
    next two years, finally released when Diesel's brand name was red-hot
    and audiences were starting to question the Hollywood hype machine
    surrounding the growly brute. Intended to play into the actor's more
    dramatic interests, "A Man Apart" was marketed as a tough guy
    experience, emphasizing the lead's position as a thunderous force of big
    screen revenge, peppered with explosions and cowering villains. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – FernGully: The Last Rainforest

    FERNGULLY Carve

    In the early 1990s, environmental education was beginning to take hold
    in both schools and pop culture, with a particular emphasis on the
    plight of the rainforest, largely viewed as a core problem for Mother
    Earth's woes. "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" emerged as a sensitive
    call to arms from a major movie studio (debuting two months after
    Disney's deeply flawed but interesting rainforest adventure, "Medicine
    Man"), hoping to entertain family audiences while emphasizing a harsh
    message of deforestation and pollution threatening to destroy the magic
    of the world. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hocus Pocus

    HOCUS POCUS Midler Najimy Parker

    It's been surprising to watch "Hocus Pocus" develop a cult following
    since its release in 1993, amassing a passionate group of fans raised on
    VHS rentals and routine basic cable showings. It's a declaration of
    love that certainly wasn't there during its initial theatrical run,
    where the sharp minds at Disney released an exhaustively
    Halloween-centric story in mid-July, and then seemed surprised when the
    picture bombed. Any film that displays the ability to rise from the box
    office ashes and sustain popularity for nearly two decades is a minor
    cinematic miracle in my book, but I have to wonder, why has "Hocus
    Pocus" bewitched a vocal minority? A bland, unfunny oddity with overly
    manic execution and a few strange tonal detours, the feature desires to
    be a colorful, politely spooky creation, only to elicit blank stares.
    Perhaps I underestimate the power of its generational hold, yet
    considering the potential of a broad Disney witch romp, "Hocus Pocus" is
    an incredibly mediocre movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The War of the Roses

    WAR OF THE ROSES Steam

    After soaring together in 1984's "Romancing the Stone," and stumbling
    together in 1985's "The Jewel of the Nile," Michael Douglas, Kathleen
    Turner, and Danny DeVito were cautious with the selection of their next
    collaboration, looking to pick a project that would disturb expectations
    set by their previous adventures. "The War of the Roses" proved an apt
    left turn for the trio, with DeVito assuming directorial control over
    the material, looking to inject a darkly comic tone into a bitter story,
    building on his command of impish screen toxicity first explored in his
    previous production, 1987's "Throw Momma from the Train." Constructed
    with extraordinary confidence and exceptionally acted, "The War of the
    Roses" is perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement shared between the
    stars, dropping the high-flying dangers of jungles and deserts to
    partake in specialized marital warfare that utilizes relationship
    claustrophobia and escalating antagonism instead of explosions and
    plastic quips. The picture is greatly amusing, but its lasting
    achievement is DeVito's atmospheric authority, shaping a genuine
    filmmaking triumph in style and mood that deserves a standing ovation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE Pizza

    Horror productions tend to attract the same set of elements to shape
    scares, typically following trends to keep box office prospects alive.
    1988's "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" blazes its own trail as a weirdo
    fright film with a healthy sense of humor, displaying a deep sense of
    originality as it invents new ways to kill hapless victims. Although
    budgeted with mere hopes and prayers, "Killer Klowns" is one of the more
    striking examples of genre invention of the 1980s, with filmmakers The
    Chiodo Brothers (Charles, Edward, and Stephen, who accepts a credit for
    direction) working diligently to build this oddball alien clown invasion
    in full, armed with puppetry, light gore, and a sense of mischief that
    knowingly weaves through camp and terror, while magically maintaining a
    PG-13 rating. The title alone encourages immediate dismissal, but for
    those on the hunt for something miles away from the norm that showcases
    truly inspired moviemaking minds, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" is a
    superb cult distraction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Horse Whisperer

    HORSE WHISPERER Face

    Robert Redford actively pursued the rights to Nicholas Evans's 1995
    novel, "The Horse Whisperer," clearly finding an ideal fit for his own
    sensibilities when it comes to the exploration of rural life on film.
    The match of material to performer couldn't be more appropriate, finding
    the author's sudsy imagination and depth of detail gracefully
    transferred to the big screen by the iconic star, resulting in a 1998
    hit that generously played up the beauty of the Midwest, the mystery of
    animal rehabilitation, and the lure of Redford's autumnal good looks. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Evan Almighty

    EVAN ALMIGHTY staff

    When it comes to a question of preference between 2003's "Bruce
    Almighty" and 2007's "Evan Almighty," I vote a little differently than
    the moviegoing public. "Bruce" featured a clever idea that posited Jim
    Carrey as God, using heavenly powers to alter the world as his
    character, Bruce Nolan, saw fit. Offering the star an open field to
    utilize his gifts with slapstick comedy, amplified with spiritual
    divinity, the feature nailed an impressive tone of mischief, sustaining a
    pleasant run of farcical activity for at least the first half of the
    effort. Eventually taking itself seriously as a vessel for moral lessons
    and melodramatic encounters, "Bruce" fell apart, abandoning impish
    behavior to become a tool of inspiration, prone to preaching instead of
    tickling. While far from a perfect film, "Evan" at least has the sense
    to settle down and enjoy its cartoonish premise, stripping away labored
    storytelling to carry on as a cartoon with a biblical pinch, saving the
    heavy stuff for late in the final act. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Bitch Slap

    BITCH SLAP Trio

    Those expecting a seamy, Vaseline-uncorked ride through exploitation
    cinema heaven with "Bitch Slap" might be well advised to skip this
    picture entirely. More of an "Austin Powers" carnival of camp with
    YouTube production polish, "Bitch Slap" opens with a Joseph Conrad quote
    and ends in a hail of bullets, leaving the midsection fairly
    anticlimactic and insistently silly. It's criminal to dismiss something
    so utterly consumed with ample feminine assets and cross-eyed
    ultraviolence, but the goofball pitch of this fluff grows tiresome early
    in the first round, rendering the picture a splendid 10-minute short
    film idea stretched intolerably to 105 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Blues Brothers 2000

    BLUES BROTHERS 2000 Corner

    Although it would seem natural to sequelize the 1980 hit, "The Blues
    Brothers," the 1982 death of co-star John Belushi made such a prospect
    daunting for even the most money-hungry producer. After all, to
    regenerate Belushi's slovenly presence for a successful follow-up would
    require a major casting effort to match survivor Dan Aykroyd
    beat-for-beat, while instilling the feature with a sense of anarchic
    comic timing and generous stage command. It took 18 years for a
    continuation to bubble up, yet Aykroyd and co-writer John Landis were
    persistent, constructing a picture that could do justice to the spirit
    of the previous extravaganza while forging a new identity for a
    different era. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Cradle 2 the Grave

    CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE DMX

    In the late 1990s, Hollywood wanted to make rapper DMX a movie star.
    It's not an uncommon practice to turn someone known exclusively for
    their musical achievements into an actor, yet with DMX, the effort
    seemed hopelessly misguided. Stiff and unconvincing, the hip-hop artist
    never carried himself with ease on screen, yet he still managed to bark
    out a minor filmography. A large chunk of his employment was courtesy of
    producer Joel Silver, who brought DMX in to flavor 2000's "Romeo Must
    Die" and co-star alongside Steven Seagal in 2001's "Exit Wounds."
    Sensing screen magic, Silver reunited DMX with "Romeo" star Jet Li for
    2003's "Cradle 2 the Grave," an actioner meant to pay off the fumes of
    chemistry shared earlier by the performers, gifting them their own
    playground of martial arts activity, explosions, and gunplay, with a
    booming soundtrack to score the chaos. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Sixteen Candles

    SIXTEEN CANDLES Nerds

    For his directorial unveiling, John Hughes selected a piece of material
    held close to his heart; a screenplay that contained beloved topics: the
    chaos of the nuclear family and the humiliation/redemption of the
    average American teen. "Sixteen Candles" is largely Hughes testing his
    gifts behind the camera, inadvertently pioneering a genre that would
    come to define his career. It's a rough sketch of future triumphs, but
    "Candles" is a brazenly mischievous, consistently uproarious comedy that
    christens the devastating Hughes-fu with vivacious results. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com