When "Heavyweights" opened in 1995, it bombed. It was an unsurprising
fate for the feature, which was cursed with a ridiculous poster, a
flaccid trailer, and a February release date, keeping the summer camp
adventure away from more appreciative summer audiences. I caught the
film during its initial theatrical release and was left a tad puzzled by
the effort, watching the production stitch together a traditional
Disney-style family film experience with an edgier comedic aim, keeping
what should've been a forgettable matinee distraction interesting,
dusted with a few sizable laughs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
Category: DVD/BLU-RAY
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Blu-ray Review – Heavyweights
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Blu-ray Review – Thunderstruck
It's hard to believe it's been a decade since the release of "Like
Mike," leaving "Thunderstruck" ample room to pick up where the
teen-centric sports fantasy left off. However, while "Like Mike" at
least made a faint attempt to conjure curiosity concerning the iffy
magic dust it was spreading, "Thunderstruck" doesn't even attempt to
pinpoint its basketball enchantment. It's a peculiar creative choice in
an otherwise bland, feebly acted comedy, concentrating more on laughs
and half-realized messages of adolescent responsibility than solidifying
a truly bizarre premise, at least to a point where it appears as though
the production actually cared about telling a coherent story. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – The Apparition
The trailer for "The Apparition" contained more story than the picture
it was promoting. In fact, I think the trailer for "The Apparition" is
actually more of a movie than "The Apparition." A wildly incoherent
effort that spends most of its running time avoiding its own plot, "The
Apparition" is one of those major studio releases that's so stunningly
inept, it's a wonder it ever received a theatrical release, possibly
finding a more appreciative audience with the no-risk Redbox crowd,
allowing those with a few bucks in their pocket and heavenly B-movie
patience to sit down and decode the bungled filmmaking. Perhaps there's
someone out there who could possibly explain the feature to me one day. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Comic Book Confidential
Full confession: I'm not a fan of comic books. It's not my field of
expertise, not a page-turning pastime that was burned into my routine as
a young boy. These days, it's difficult to go without an OCD knowledge
of the industry, especially as someone who spends most of the day
watching comic-inspired screen entertainment, hit with all types of
heroes and obscure characters boasting rich ink and paint histories only
the truest of the true fan could decode. And colleagues in possession
of such knowledge? Transformed into message board deities. The beauty of
director Ron Mann's 1988 documentary, "Comic Book Confidential," is
that it requires little homework to enjoy, creating an air of artistic
accomplishment and expression without working through the suffocating
details of history, hitting the viewer with brief blasts of idiosyncrasy
and storytelling that provide a secure appreciation of the
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Blu-ray Review – Double Impact
While never greeted with a rapturous response befitting a world-class
thespian, Jean-Claude Van Damme made a welcome impression performing in
low-budget actioners that didn't tax his English language skills,
focused primarily on his feats of strength and flexibility. He was a
built guy with a thick accent and a wide-open face that could register
fear and fury (not to mention a stupendous command of plausible
confusion), and his early work benefited from that simplicity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Crooked Arrows
"Crooked Arrows" is a film I wanted to like, came close to enjoying, but
was consistently pulled away by some poor storytelling decisions. It's
one of the first movies to concentrate solely on the game of lacrosse, a
sport that's grown in popularity in recent years after spending
centuries as a sacred activity for Native American cultures, where it's
known as "The Creator's Game." It's a highly athletic, fast-paced sport
that deserves a better onscreen celebration than "Crooked Arrows," which
slaps around every cliché imaginable, looking to win over viewers
through the comfort of familiarity. It has charm and a refreshing
cultural perspective, but the predictability is often too much to bear,
tanking the potential for a proper cinematic exploration of lacrosse. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – The Dust Bowl
When a documentary from Ken Burns steps into view, certain expectations
are triggered that would never apply to a routine production. Building a
golden reputation with his work on "The Civil War" and "Baseball,"
Burns supplies a certain regality to his efforts that's blended with a
sensational amount of textured information, creating unforgettable
portraits of American life and conflict. "The Dust Bowl" furthers his
interests in the fragility and fortitude of the country. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Love, Wedding, Marriage
Dermot Mulroney seems like a very capable filmmaking professional. As an
actor, he's been involved with a few challenging, thought-provoking
pictures ("Zodiac," "About Schmidt," "Longtime Companion") to help
counterbalance the studio fluff ("My Best Friend's Wedding," "Big
Miracle"), building a filmography that's not especially impressive, but
consistently interesting, with varied performances to match. "Love,
Wedding, Marriage" is Mulroney's directorial debut, which typically
promises a least a modicum of creative control, spending time calling
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Blu-ray Review – ABBA: The Movie
I'm not exactly sure what "ABBA: The Movie" was originally intended to
be when director Lasse Hallstrom first climbed aboard the production,
but what he ultimately constructed out of a 10-city Australian tour in
1977 is something that not only captures the band at the peak of their
popularity and musical creativity, but isolates the swirl of hysteria
that greeted the group inside the one area of the world that treated
their presence like a coronation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – A Little Bit of Heaven
Kate Hudson has become the poster girl for particularly lazy romantic
comedies, spending nearly her entire career in the genre with efforts
such as "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," "Something Borrowed," and "Alex
& Emma." "A Little Bit of Heaven" is her most grotesque production
to date, merging googly eyes with colon cancer in a stunningly tasteless
picture that's made up entirely of cheap sentiment and wretched
direction. Turning on her high beams of charm, Hudson tap dances madly
through this movie, trying to remain as effervescent as possible with a
script that does a great disservice to the trials of cancer and the game
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Blu-ray Review – Chernobyl Diaries
I'm thinking Wes Craven should go ahead and contact his lawyer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta
Although it seems strange to commit this thought to the page, it appears
the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" saga is improving as it motors along, now
firmly ensconced in DTV mode. Please contain your eye-rolls, I'm not
comparing this talking animal franchise to "The Godfather," but as a
harmless family film diversion with an emphasis on good-natured
adventures, mild screenwriting, and accelerated colors, the producers
are heading in the right direction, reducing the scale of these efforts
as they go. The original 2008 picture was all-around awful, yet the 2011
sequel and now "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta" have
developed a modest personality, keeping the antics on an approachable
level of mischief and domestic concern, free of a theatrical release
burden that once plagued the creative credits. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Broadway: The American Musical
"Broadway: The American Musical" is a 2004 PBS series that endeavors to
compact a history of musical theater into a documentary that's a mere
six hours in length. It's quite a task considering the extensive list of
productions that have graced the heavily lit area, a few hanging around
for years after opening. Director Michael Kantor is ambitious, but
delightfully so, displaying unexpected confidence with his assembly of
industry highs and lows, using his secret weapon, host Julie Andrews, to
distract from a few gaps in the timeline. It's a colorful, tightly
edited series with a healthy sense of humor, a dash of backstage venom,
and a jubilant sense of Broadway expansion, bringing viewers into the
thick of the creativity that fuels these big shows, using interviews
with key industry players to carry the narrative along. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Death Warrant
Excluding his recent work as the demented, Satan-worshiping villain in
last summer's blockbuster, "The Expendables 2," the career of
Jean-Claude Van Damme has suffered from an extensive period of stagnancy
and, frankly, stupidity. 1990's "Death Warrant" is a dramatic reminder
of the bruiser's rise to screen glory, starring in a kooky B-list prison
picture that attempts to merge the subgenre's propensity for violence
and community intimidation with a mystery of modest means, permitting
the martial artist an opportunity to branch out as an actor, playing
traditional fist-first beats while working on his range of reactions to
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Blu-ray Review – A Man Apart
Technically, 2003's "A Man Apart" doesn't fall into the Vin Diesel
career feeding frenzy that developed after the release of 2001's "The
Fast and the Furious." Although issued after the monstrous "XXX," "A Man
Apart" was actually shot in late 2000/early 2001, when the star was
merely a curiosity with a minor hit ("Pitch Black") on his resume.
However, post-production troubles kept the feature out of sight for the
next two years, finally released when Diesel's brand name was red-hot
and audiences were starting to question the Hollywood hype machine
surrounding the growly brute. Intended to play into the actor's more
dramatic interests, "A Man Apart" was marketed as a tough guy
experience, emphasizing the lead's position as a thunderous force of big
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Blu-ray Review – FernGully: The Last Rainforest
In the early 1990s, environmental education was beginning to take hold
in both schools and pop culture, with a particular emphasis on the
plight of the rainforest, largely viewed as a core problem for Mother
Earth's woes. "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" emerged as a sensitive
call to arms from a major movie studio (debuting two months after
Disney's deeply flawed but interesting rainforest adventure, "Medicine
Man"), hoping to entertain family audiences while emphasizing a harsh
message of deforestation and pollution threatening to destroy the magic
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Blu-ray Review – Hocus Pocus
It's been surprising to watch "Hocus Pocus" develop a cult following
since its release in 1993, amassing a passionate group of fans raised on
VHS rentals and routine basic cable showings. It's a declaration of
love that certainly wasn't there during its initial theatrical run,
where the sharp minds at Disney released an exhaustively
Halloween-centric story in mid-July, and then seemed surprised when the
picture bombed. Any film that displays the ability to rise from the box
office ashes and sustain popularity for nearly two decades is a minor
cinematic miracle in my book, but I have to wonder, why has "Hocus
Pocus" bewitched a vocal minority? A bland, unfunny oddity with overly
manic execution and a few strange tonal detours, the feature desires to
be a colorful, politely spooky creation, only to elicit blank stares.
Perhaps I underestimate the power of its generational hold, yet
considering the potential of a broad Disney witch romp, "Hocus Pocus" is
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Blu-ray Review – The War of the Roses
After soaring together in 1984's "Romancing the Stone," and stumbling
together in 1985's "The Jewel of the Nile," Michael Douglas, Kathleen
Turner, and Danny DeVito were cautious with the selection of their next
collaboration, looking to pick a project that would disturb expectations
set by their previous adventures. "The War of the Roses" proved an apt
left turn for the trio, with DeVito assuming directorial control over
the material, looking to inject a darkly comic tone into a bitter story,
building on his command of impish screen toxicity first explored in his
previous production, 1987's "Throw Momma from the Train." Constructed
with extraordinary confidence and exceptionally acted, "The War of the
Roses" is perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement shared between the
stars, dropping the high-flying dangers of jungles and deserts to
partake in specialized marital warfare that utilizes relationship
claustrophobia and escalating antagonism instead of explosions and
plastic quips. The picture is greatly amusing, but its lasting
achievement is DeVito's atmospheric authority, shaping a genuine
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Blu-ray Review – Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Horror productions tend to attract the same set of elements to shape
scares, typically following trends to keep box office prospects alive.
1988's "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" blazes its own trail as a weirdo
fright film with a healthy sense of humor, displaying a deep sense of
originality as it invents new ways to kill hapless victims. Although
budgeted with mere hopes and prayers, "Killer Klowns" is one of the more
striking examples of genre invention of the 1980s, with filmmakers The
Chiodo Brothers (Charles, Edward, and Stephen, who accepts a credit for
direction) working diligently to build this oddball alien clown invasion
in full, armed with puppetry, light gore, and a sense of mischief that
knowingly weaves through camp and terror, while magically maintaining a
PG-13 rating. The title alone encourages immediate dismissal, but for
those on the hunt for something miles away from the norm that showcases
truly inspired moviemaking minds, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" is a
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Blu-ray Review – The Horse Whisperer
Robert Redford actively pursued the rights to Nicholas Evans's 1995
novel, "The Horse Whisperer," clearly finding an ideal fit for his own
sensibilities when it comes to the exploration of rural life on film.
The match of material to performer couldn't be more appropriate, finding
the author's sudsy imagination and depth of detail gracefully
transferred to the big screen by the iconic star, resulting in a 1998
hit that generously played up the beauty of the Midwest, the mystery of
animal rehabilitation, and the lure of Redford's autumnal good looks. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















