Category: DVD/BLU-RAY

  • Blu-ray Review – Robo Warriors

    In the future of 2036, global control will be decided by giant robot combat. That’s the general idea of 1998’s “Robo Warriors,” though screenwriter Michael Berlin doesn’t exactly develop the central concept, preferring to ignore the details of this new world order to simply use the selling point of big brawling bots, spending most of the feature on more personal matters involving troubled characters. It’s actually surprisingly to find how little robo- warrior-ing is involved in “Robo Warriors,” giving viewers only a few conflicts to enjoy. The rest of the endeavor is tasked with building up to these fights, finding Berlin attempting to create a dire world of tomorrow while director Ian Barry only has a Duran Duran music video budget to bring an entire alien conflict to life. The result is a somewhat impressive display of filmmaking hustle, watching Barry work like crazy to sell the sense of scale Berlin imagines. However, this isn’t a particularly exciting offering of sci-fi conflict, and those coming to the title for red-hot robot action might walk away incredibly disappointed in the lack of mayhem. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

    It worked once for Troma Entertainment, why not try again? After the success of 1984’s “The Toxic Avenger,” another superhero saga was created for the company to help with mainstream appeal, with “Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.” taking a more cartoon approach to askew heroism. Japanese culture is the inspiration for the offering, but co-directors Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz spin the material in their own Troma-like manner, creating another scattergun-style comedy that emphasizes cartoon extremes and strange violence. Working with their largest budget to date, the helmers certainly attempt to pull off some highly unusual visuals in the movie, and while production polish isn’t welcome here, there are moments of imagination that make for an intermittently engaging sit. Overall, “Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.” isn’t as strong as it could be, with all this crazy energy and attention to special effects trapped in a poorly edited endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – So Unreal

    The world of tomorrow is often used to power the imagination of cinema. But what happens when such futurism actually becomes part of daily life? “So Unreal” is a visual essay that explores the pursuit of technological advancement in moviemaking, with co-writer/director Amanda Kramer endeavoring to track the history of media prediction as she examines two decades of productions that set out to understand the changing world of technology. Computers are the key to it all in “So Unreal,” and Kramer is joined by music legend Debbie Harry, who provides narration for the odyssey into examples and moods, focusing on cinematic adventures that tried to make sense of the previously unthinkable, and optimism was certainly not a priority. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Ritual

    “The Ritual” is a little late to the party. Over the last few years, there’s been an abundance of films released concerning the powers of Satan and his insistence that the only way to disrupt faith and humanity is to emerge through possession. There was “The Pope’s Exorcist,” “The Exorcist: Believer,” “The First Omen,” “The Exorcism,” and “Immaculate.” Hollywood loves their demon tales, but “The Ritual” hopes to distance itself from the pack, labeled as “based on true events,” examining the case of Emma Schmidt (a.k.a. Anna Ecklund), an alleged victim of possession who battled evil with help from Father Theophilus Riesinger nearly 100 years ago. Co-writer/director David Midell seems to think there’s dramatic potential in an extremely well-worn topic, and he tries to find the urgency of the story. However, there’s no suspense to be found in this offering, which looks cheaply made and isn’t concerned with creating a fear factor as it slowly reheats scenes from subgenre classics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Samurai Priest: Vampire Hunter

    While Blu-ray packaging lists “Samurai Priest: Vampire Hunter” as a 2025 release, there’s a bit more to this film’s history. The endeavor began life as “Live Evil,” a 2009 release written and directed by Jay Woelfel, who wanted to explore the well-tread terrain of exploitation cinema, looking to make his own drive-in offering in a tale of a “warrior priest” questing to destroy vampire colonies in the American southwest. The feature didn’t attract much attention, fading into obscurity after being pulled from distribution, but it didn’t fully go away. Years later, producer Mark Terry wanted a crack at reworking “Live Evil,” recruiting editor Michael Hoffman Jr. to return to the original footage to create a new tale from an old story, emerging with “Samurai Priest: Vampire Hunter.” Fans of the original offering are treated to a fresh take on the central premise, and those new to the endeavor are probably going to be left scratching their heads. As hard as Terry (who takes over as the credited director, eliminating Woelfel) and Hoffman Jr. try to manufacture something fresh out of the work, they come up short when it comes to excitement and narrative clarity in “Samurai Priest: Vampire Hunter,” which plays too messy at times, fighting for its own identity without having enough footage to work with. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Revealer

    It’s difficult to make a movie about the end of the world when there’s very little budget to power the production. “Revealer” is the latest attempt to highlight an apocalyptic event without actually showing much of anything, with director Luke Boyce basically sticking to two sets while the screenplay (by Michael Moreci and Tim Seely) suggests a major event is happening around the globe, forcing viewers to use their imagination as a much smaller dramatic event unfolds indoors. The chance to go big with the endeavor isn’t possible, but Boyce looks to do something with a very little he has to work with, investing in cinematographic ideas and terrific casting to bring this strange take on the chaos of the Rapture to life. “Revealer” doesn’t add up to much, but it retains effective moments of conflict and mystery to get the feature through some slower patches of limp exposition. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Clown in a Cornfield

    It’s been a little while since we’ve heard from co-writer/director Eli Craig. His last release was 2017’s “Little Evil,” an entertaining follow-up to his raucous debut, 2011’s “Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.” Craig is a talented helmer and someone who clearly loves genre moviemaking, heading right back into the darkness with “Clown in a Cornfield,” which is an adaptation of a novel by author Adam Cesare. It’s a YA title handed the R-rated treatment, as Craig transforms a potentially self-aware concept into a bloody but amusing ride of slasher cinema, paying tribute to the traditions of the subgenre while also exploring a little more characterization than what’s usually pursued. “Clown in the Cornfield” has substance, which is impressive, and strong performances, which is rare, and while the writing fights a feeble climax, the build to a payoff is exciting and intentionally funny. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – An Evening with Rodney Ascher

    Rodney Ascher is a filmmaker. He’s created several documentaries over the last 13 years, but he’s primarily known as the director of 2012’s “Room 237,” which explored various forms of analysis and conspiracy theories surrounding the making of Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining.” Ascher went deep into the 1980 release, working with interviewees to generate an odyssey into insanity, offering access to the far reaches of the human brain as these “experts” and admirers were offered a chance to share their fixations, trying to solve a cinematic puzzle that’s intentionally missing many pieces. The world of obsession is key to Ascher’s work, also examined in 2015’s “The Nightmare” and 2021’s “A Glitch in the Matrix,” and that grip of compulsion carries into “An Evening with Rodney Ascher.” It’s a mixtape of sorts, presenting various short films, videos, and visual essays, investigating the labor of passion and its all-consuming ways. Ascher doesn’t get too serious with the offering, but for those who enjoyed his previous adventures into fascination, there’s more of the same here, presented in bite-sized helpings of lunacy and artistry. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans

    I wouldn’t call 1983’s “Deathstalker” serious, but it was mostly humorless. The sword and sorcery offering tried to deliver a stone-faced sense of fantasy heroism during an era that demanded such entertainment, putting director James Sbardellati to work conjuring monsters, muscle-bound men, and battles for its intended audience, also remaining mindful of Roger Corman’s low-budget demands and fondness for nudity. The endeavor was something of a hit (at least by Corman standards), finding a receptive audience on home video, where viewers drawn to the picture (thanks to gloriously deceptive poster artwork) were exposed to a cheaper barbarian way during the post-“Conan the Barbarian” industry gold rush. New World Pictures didn’t exactly jump into a sequel, waiting four years to deliver “Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans,” hiring director Jim Wynorski (in one of his earliest gigs) to continue the journey for the warrior and his addiction to adventure. There’s a lot that’s different this time around, including a complete change of tone, as the helmer elects to turn this mythical movie into a full-blooded comedy, even bringing a spit-take into the offering. “Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans” goes goofy, and it’s not a welcome change of pace, losing the modest appeal of the original feature to stick with silliness from actors who aren’t particularly skilled at delivering such nonsense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Deathstalker (1983)

    1982’s “Conan the Barbarian” was deemed a risky project during production. It was based on material that developed more of a cult than a fanbase, and it starred Arnold Schwarzenegger, who wasn’t typical leading man material. Once the feature began screening for the public, perception of its success changed, and it went on to become a hit during a highly competitive summer. And as with any unexpected score at the box office, copycats soon followed, helping to launch an industry fascination with sword and sorcerer endeavors, with all of them lacking the epic swing and budgetary might of “Conan the Barbarian.” Roger Corman wanted in on the action, with his New World Pictures launching “Deathstalker” in 1983, striving to provide moviegoers with a Conan-like character and his experiences in a fantasy realm. Directed by James Sbardellati, “Deathstalker” doesn’t have much of a budget to do anything, but the production certainly tries to stretch a dollar, submitting a mildly diverting presentation of burly men, monstrous evil, and enough topless women to make Motley Crue blush. Corman knows what he wants, and Sbardellati works to give it to him, though he can’t conquer all of the effort’s creative challenges, making for an uneven sit while watching these days of high (and more affordable) adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Wicked Stepmother

    Larry Cohen may be used to low-budget production challenges, but I can’t imagine he was fully prepared for the craziness that went on during the shooting of 1989’s “Wicked Stepmother.” The feature was intended to star Hollywood legend Bette Davis, who recently returned to action in 1987’s “The Whales of August,” looking to keep some career momentum going. Davis spent a few days on the set of Cohen’s picture before leaving for reasons that differ among those telling the story of her exit, putting the helmer in a position to save the movie, scrambling to rework the script while hiring Barbara Carrera to replace Davis. It’s the kind of professional chaos that’s interesting to study, but “Wicked Stepmother” certainly doesn’t benefit from such turmoil. Cohen is holding on for dear life in the offering, which is often confused and careless, trying desperately to be wildly amusing with some truly awful ideas for comedy. There’s a curiosity factor in play, but the viewing experience is rough as Cohen attempts to piece together a sellable endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Sharksploitation

    “Sharksploitation” is a documentary from director Stephen Scarlata, who endeavors to explore a subgenre that kicked off 50 years ago with the release of the 1975 classic, “Jaws.” Sure, sharks have been featured in movies for a lot longer than that, but the Universal Pictures blockbuster inspired a ravenous need to replicate such jaw-dropping box office success, putting producers to work coming up with ways to make their own horror offerings highlighting the dangers of the deep. It’s a topic of cinematic history that’s potentially fascinating, especially when comparing the fantasy of horror and the reality of marine life, and Scarlata provides some appreciation for the history of exploitation and conservation. “Sharksploitation” isn’t a critical creation, going the back rub route as it tries to celebrate all forms of shark-based cinema, which has its limitations. However, for those in the mood for something light and undemanding, Scarlata tries to throw a party here, finding a few pockets of moviemaking history to explore. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Special Effects

    Larry Cohen clearly loves making movies. 1984’s “Special Effects” is partially a valentine to the madness involved in cinematic storytelling, giving Cohen (who also scripts) a chance to play with some Hitchcockian elements while remaining in the grungy, B-movie mode that’s made up most of his career. Execution isn’t a friend to the helmer, and despite his best effort to craft something twisted and weird, Cohen ends up with an unbelievably stiff picture in “Special Effects.” Suspense is intended but rarely conjured, and performances are almost amateurish in this endeavor, which hopes to provide a few turns and chills as it follows the dangerous ways of a sociopathic director working to restore his career through the cinematic ways of murder. Cohen has a ghoulish idea, but he fumbles most of this half-baked offering. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover

    Writer/director Larry Cohen takes on a post-Nixon world in 1977’s “The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover,” trying to make sense of a presidential mess and American issues by taking a look at U.S. government history. This being Cohen, there’s not a lot of money to help bring an epic study of corruption to life, leaving the helmer to do his usual B-movie thing with the material, pulling together something of a bio-pic without much in the way of polish. “The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover” isn’t a particularly big swing for Cohen, who gets very messy while trying to assemble the details of Hoover’s experiences and influences, but he does have a large cast to help bring his ideas to life, including a lead performance from Broderick Crawford that captures some of the inner turmoil that kept Hoover clinging to power for nearly 50 years. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Beyond

    My personal introduction to “The Beyond” was in the mid-1990s. Quentin Tarantino, newly exploring his marketplace powers at the time, co-founded Rolling Thunder Pictures, intending to bring influential exploitation movies to art-house audiences, with the 1981 Lucio Fulci offering part of the pack (alongside such oddities as “Switchblade Sisters,” “Mighty Peking Man,” and “Detroit 9000”). “The Beyond” was offered as a midnight show, and it was a memorable moviegoing experience (and one I repeated a few more times), presenting a wholly bizarre Italian horror picture to a slightly groggy, probably inebriated audience, allowing its filmmaking charms to hit in a special way. The endeavor remains unique in its weirdness and low-budget ambition, finding Fulci’s determination to generate a fright fest with the seams showing quite enjoyable to watch. The effort is sloppy at times, unbelievably goofy as well, but there’s something special about this messy presentation of torment and suffering, finding Fulci uniquely motivated to create a bizarre, art-inspired screen nightmare. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – They Call Her Death

    “They Call Her Death” intends to be a homage to many things, including spaghetti westerns and drive-in cinema. Writer/director Austin Snell has his fondness for genre filmmaking, trying to work out his wiggles with a picture that aims to provide violent entertainment to fans who won’t mind an extremely limited budget. Ambition is there from Snell, who constructs a revenge story involving a widow hunting down the corrupt men who killed her loving husband, using such cinematic power to drench the feature in blood, also creating a passably striking figure in the main character and her boiling rage. “They Call Her Death” has a few effective moments, especially when it gets into fiery confrontations, but the rest of the offering resembles a filmed high school play, lacking rougher style and at least some degree of urgency these endeavors are known for. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Nick Millard Action Collection

    Nick Millard made a lot of movies during his career. How many of them were actually good is a matter of opinion, but Millard was unstoppable, churning out homegrown erotica, actioners, and thrillers without any care as to how his endeavors would be received by the public. “Nick Millard Action Collection” picks five of these offerings to share with the public, presenting what appears to be a fairly accurate display of Millard’s directorial enthusiasm and his technical limitations, which occasionally were quite severe. Included on the set are “Street Race,” “Alcatraz 1313-0,” “.357 Magnum,” “Shotgun,” and “One-Armed Warrior,” and every single film presented here is exactly as promised by the titles. “Nick Millard Action Collection” is quite the education on the helmer’s cinematic interests and production ingenuity, working to turn anything, ANYTHING, into a scene for one of his efforts. There’s something quite endearing about such bottom-shelf ambition, but that doesn’t necessarily mean what’s offered here is always a good time at the movies. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Take Off

    1978’s “Take Off” is inspired by Oscar Wilde’s 1890 novel, “The Picture of Dorian Gray,” changing the premise from a painting containing dark magic to an adult film that possesses strange powers. Instead of following the original story, co-writer/director Armand Weston (who would go on to make 1981’s “The Nesting”) uses the source material to fuel his Hollywood fandom, transforming a dark tale into light comedy, with the T.V. show “Laugh-In” a clear influence on the endeavor. “Take Off” is a very silly picture, and also passably ambitious, watching Weston attempt to tell a story that takes place over six decades and tries to pack in as much Hollywood history as possible. There’s adult material as well, but carnal activity also seems like an afterthought in the offering, which is much more interested in the potential for parody and lighthearted antics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Maiden

    “The Maiden” is the directorial debut for Graham Foy, and he aims to revive the cinema of Terrence Malick and other filmmakers of his generation with the feature. It’s an atmospheric viewing experience focusing on the behaviors of teenagers as they deal with loss in many forms, processing major changes to their lives in silence as they try to participate in daily routine. There are actually two stories to examine here, as Foy tries to get poetic with “The Maiden,” examining the troubles and isolation of outsiders during turbulent emotional times, often doing so with deliberate distance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – 5 Dead on the Crimson Canvas

    Writer/director Joseph F. Parda was a fan of giallo movies. As one does when they’re young and filled with dreams, he elected to pick up a Super 8 camera and try to replicate the viewing experience, aiming to deliver a little Argento-scented mayhem with his friends in Long Island, NY. 1996’s “5 Dead on the Crimson Canvas” is the result of such labor, offering a homemade version of Italian filmmaking, and such ambition actually gets the endeavor halfway there. There’s a killer-in-black on the loose, a variety of suspects, a handful of victims, and touches of sleaziness to reach exploitational goals. Parda has an idea of what he wants to accomplish, but he’s missing one major thing: screen momentum. “5 Dead on the Crimson Canvas” is a painfully dull offering of giallo turns and unstable characters, going slow and clunky with its presentation of murder and mystery, though the potency of such puzzling is certainly debatable. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com