• Blu-ray Review – Heartbreakers (1984)

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    In 1984, film critic Gene Siskel covered "Heartbreakers" on the review show, "At the Movies," tearing into the picture for its lack of likable characters, making for a deeply unsatisfying sit. It's one of those great Siskel moments when he latches on like an angry dog to one idea and won't back down, determined to decimate the feature as a wholly unpleasant viewing experience. Such a take isn't entirely wrong when examining "Heartbreakers," as it does highlight the actions of extremely self-absorbed people refusing to step back and think about their actions, running purely on soured instinct. However, writer/director Bobby Roth doesn't remain fixated on toxic behavior, making a noticeable effort to get past it to better understand what makes the main characters tick, providing an interesting psychological study with difficult men and their self-made problems.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Lux Aeterna

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    Gaspar Noe is a director with an addiction to making provocative films ("Irreversible," "Into the Void"). Some have suggested he hates his audience, looking to punish them with impossibly bleak material and hostile visuals, aiming to create tortuous viewing experiences strictly out to satisfy his malicious intent. His moviemaking modus operandi is up for debate, but Noe isn't the most consistent storyteller, and his last endeavor, 2018's "Climax," played like a parody of his previous efforts, identifying a defined limit to his corrosive mischief. For 2019's "Lux Aeterna," the helmer gets back on track with what's basically a short film about a production disaster, exploring explosive personalities and technical mishaps, keeping his cameras on the move as they capture the disintegration of what was meant to be a simple day of creative collaboration. "Lux Aeterna" is Noe's version of a valentine to cinematic experimentation and philosophy, and while he eventually drives it into the ground with tributes to the avant-garde highlights of his early education, he manages to have some fun for a change, toying with the fragility of personalities involved in the creation of art.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Terror Train (2022)

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    In 1980, “Terror Train” was released during the Halloween season, and it was…okay. The Roger Spottiswoode-directed picture did moderate business, attracting audiences with the strange visual of a Groucho Marx mask used by the killer, and there was the appeal of Jamie Lee Curtis, who spent the year building on her “Halloween” success and cementing her reputation as cinema’s most recognizable scream queen (also appearing in “Prom Night” and “The Fog”). The feature wasn’t big on frights, but it had mood and an unusual location for slasher movie activity. It took 42 years, but a remake has finally materialized, with “Terror Train” returning to life, out to capture attention from older genre completists and younger viewers who have no clue there was an original version of this story. The 1980 offering was no great shakes, but it was odd enough to pass. The 2022 take is a faithful remake, only lacking a more tempting sense of mystery to successfully keep fans and first timers invested in rail-based terror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Detective Knight: Rogue

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    As Bruce Willis winds down his acting career, he still has a few more duds to share with the world as predatory types hope to make a few bucks off his waning marquee value. For “Detective Knight: Rogue,” Willis makes occasional appearances in a weird crime movie that hopes to transform into an epic as it unfolds. Such ambition is not going to happen under co-writer/director Edward Drake, who’s been in the Willis business for the last few years, guiding bottom shelf offerings such as “Apex,” “American Siege,” and “Gasoline Alley,” and his habitual blandness returns in “Detective Knight: Rogue,” which is yet another cop vs. criminal tale of murky morality, though Drake and co-writer Corey Large do manage to sneak in one bizarre turn of plot before succumbing to the punishing sameness of all these Willis-branded VOD time-killers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Black Adam

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    As a D.C. comic book character, Black Adam has been around for a very long time, with his first appearance dating back to 1945. He’s enjoyed extensive development over the decades, turning him into a complex character with limited allegiances and patience. He’s now ready for the big screen in “Black Adam,” with Dwayne Johnson taking the part of an all-powerful “Champion” who’s been imprisoned for centuries, finally unleashed in 2022, where he receives a strange education on the ways of heroism and authority. The role plays to Johnson’s strengths, giving him a tight costume to wear and limited dialogue to share, but director Jaume Collet-Serra (“Jungle Cruise,” “The Shallows”) feels the need to generate a superhero film as big as his star. “Black Adam” is drenched in CGI-laden battles and loaded with character connections and backstory, creating a tiresome, repetitive picture, and one that really doesn’t do much with Black Adam, who spends most of the endeavor blandly scowling and swatting opponents, making for a deflated viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – V/H/S/94

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    After three straight years of low-fi, low-budget horror anthology hellraising, the “V/H/S” series ran out of steam in 2014, seemingly sent to the genre entertainment afterlife. Of course, nothing horror-related ever really dies, and a revival of sorts was cooked up in 2021, with “V/H/S/94” looking to restart a franchise engine with a fresh offering of macabre events from a variety of filmmakers, ending up one of the better installments in this uneven journey of bite-sized terror. Turns out, the last effort did what it was meant to do, and a year later there’s “V/H/S/99,” which serves up another collection of twisted tales, this time inching the setting to the Y2K era, though the adventures here fail to do much with the potential for a millennium nightmare. “V/H/S/99” has periodic oddity, but not enough to sustain the creative excitement found in the previous endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Raymond & Ray

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    Writer/director Rodrigo Garcia is usually drawn to stories of personal strife. He’s interested in the human experience, focusing on how characters react to challenges in their lives, delivering often deeply flawed but reasonably felt endeavors such as “Albert Nobbs,” “Four Good Days,” and “Mother and Child.” He’s no stranger to melodrama, which makes the relative stillness of “Raymond & Ray” something to celebrate. Garcia cooks up a tale of half-brothers facing the death of their father, tasked with managing last requests from a man who never cared about them, sending them on a journey of self-inspection, processing their worth. “Raymond & Ray” features magnificent performances from the cast, but it also brings something special out of Garcia, who offers career-best work here, remaining patient with the players and their often inner odyssey of self-esteem and forgiveness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Ticket to Paradise

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    Star power still carries weight in 2022, and while the film industry is working to understand how to market to the current fragmentation of pop culture, they’re still capable of powering a picture solely on the longstanding appeal of the veteran actors. In the case of “Ticket to Paradise,” there’s Julia Roberts and George Clooney, who were paired two decades ago in “Ocean’s Eleven,” making some screen magic with their chemistry, and they try again with their latest release, which is solely dependent on the innate charms of the talent. There’s not much else to savor in Daniel Pipski’s screenplay, which attempts to revive romantic comedy formula, adding a slight acidic touch with the journey of a divorced couple trying to play nice for their daughter’s wedding in Bali. There’s a vacation movie element to “Ticket to Paradise” as well, joining Clooney and Roberts as potential distractions once the comedic offerings of the feature start to wither and the drama feels wholly insincere. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The School for Good and Evil

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    Characters in dire situations in need of escape to a world of hidden magic. A secluded castle that serves as an educational facility for those who require special support for their gifts. A battle between forces of light and darkness for control of the realm. Perhaps you’re thinking Harry Potter is back in action after all these years? Well, he’s not, but that’s the general idea behind “The School for Good and Evil,” which offers another immersion into YA dramatics featuring school year challenges, complete with a quirky staff heavily involved in the lives of their pupils. The material was originally a novel by Soman Chainani, published in 2013, and now it's a franchise-starter from director Paul Feig (“Bridesmaids,” “Ghostbusters: Answer the Call”), who’s in charge of developing the material into a series of movies. “The School for Good and Evil” is the first installment of the saga (Chainani has created multiple sequels for his literary empire), and the production works hard to arrange friendships, romances, antagonisms, and magical hierarchy. What the picture doesn’t have is charm, with Feig’s iffy sense of humor and love of broadness smothering the world-building meant to be the star of this enormously derivative show. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wendell & Wild

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    It’s been quite some time since Henry Selick directed a movie, with 2009’s “Coraline” his last effort, playing to his strengths as a helmer interested in darker tales of empowerment for older kids. His pictures tend to enjoy a more haunting worldview, searching for magic in the middle of trauma, and his return to the screen, “Wendell & Wild,” remains in line with his creative pursuits. The difference here is Selick’s primary collaborator, with Jordan Peele taking co-writing, co-producing, and co-starring credits, bringing his own appetites for strange situations and unreality to the mix. The feature provides a pleasant return to stop-motion animation and lively voice work, with “Wendell & Wild” enjoying moments of real creative inspiration, finding Selick and Peele trying to let their imagination run wild with this exploration of life, death, and guilt, resulting in an enjoyably weird endeavor, and one that tries to give viewers something a little different. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Tár

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    Actor Todd Field received critical acclaim, Oscar attention, and promising box office for his directorial debut, 2001’s “In the Bedroom.” He received the same treatment (minus the promising box office) with his follow-up, 2006’s “Little Children,” which cemented him as a filmmaker worth paying attention to, capable of extracting tremendous performances and capturing strange, deeply personal moods. Cineastes eagerly awaited the next project from Field, and they kept waiting, with the helmer walking away from moviemaking for a whopping 16 years, finally returning with “Tár,” which is another presentation of abyssal character examination and appreciation of trauma. To his credit, Field remains determined to provide itchy cinema featuring diseased personalities, and “Tár” is perhaps his most unapproachable offering, going cold and stern with this study of power and ego in the orchestral world, gifting Cate Blanchett yet another chance to showcase her stunning capabilities as an actor with this challenging, exceptionally detailed feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Slash/Back

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    “Slash/Back” is a story about an Inuit community fighting back against an alien presence in the land, emerging as a rare indigenous tale from the region, recently detailed in the 2019 film, “The Grizzlies.” Co-writer/director Nyla Innuksuk endeavors to balance an understanding of the community and preserve genre elements, hoping to bring a little John Carpenter to the Arctic Circle, with the feature freely referencing the influence of “The Thing.” “Slash/Back” has a unique setting and distinct cultural observations, and it’s an engaging picture, but only in short spurts, finding Innuksuk struggling with the basics in escalation and suspense as she makes a horror-tinged effort with a largely untrained cast. There’s plenty here to appreciate, with a lived-in feel for town interactions and frustrations, but this is no nail-biter, often making full stops between attack sequences. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders

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    The success of 2019’s “Escape Room” appears to have inspired the making of “Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders,” with the new film hoping to achieve the same sense of confusion and panic in a puzzle house-style setting. Screenwriter Brian Buccellato looks to go beyond a basic survival situation, endeavoring to bring a strong sense of family animosity during a reunion event, offering a more potent sense of motivation when it comes to saving lives. Entanglements are present, but a noticeable level of horror isn’t, finding the picture almost unsure if it wants to horrify viewers or make them laugh, with the cast either contributing bizarre acting or going completely over the top with their takes. “Dangerous Game” opens with a mild sense of enticing mystery, but it quickly veers into absurdity, and not helping the cause is Sean McNamara, the helmer of “Cats & Dogs 3: Paws Unite” and “Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt,” who isn’t a seasoned genre director, but a guy known for grinding out inexpensive features quickly, living up to his reputation with his latest B-movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Cyber Vengeance

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    The exploration of virtual reality during the early 1990s opened a lot of opportunities for Hollywood to use the technology for storytelling purposes. At the time, little was understood about the practical uses of VR, giving moviemakers a chance to exaggerate technological might. We had big screen efforts such as "The Lawnmower Man," "Disclosure," and "Virtuosity." Many other titles pursued the same level of in-the-moment advances with sci-fi touches, which supplied viewers with extreme visuals but not a lot of dramatic power. The video store was also stocked with swings at VR-themed adventuring, with 1995's "Cyber Vengeance" going the low-budget route with its vision of digital destruction. Director J. Christian Ingvordsen and writer Josh Weiner turn to "The Most Dangerous Game" formula to support their endeavor, which pits a team of convicts against a pack of hunters in a battle through history. It's an ambitious take on time travel and action cinema, with Ingvordsen managing to provide periodic excitement as the characters jump around time periods, but he's less capable when summoning tension. "Cyber Vengeance" is a bottom-heavy film that takes too long to get going, and when VR mayhem finally arrives, monetary limitations repeatedly throttle the natural pace of what's trying to be an epic battle across centuries. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Righting Wrongs

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    1986's "Righting Wrongs" is a furious actioner about the pursuit of justice, but director Corey Yuen only gets so far with his attention to berserk fight sequences. The Hong Kong production isn't terribly attentive to storytelling needs, with dismal comic relief prioritized at times, but when it shakes off distractions and focuses on the primal battle of martial arts, the effort packs quite a punch, helped along by starring turns from Biao Yuen and Cynthia Rothrock. These two carry enough ferocity to power the endeavor through several droopy scenes, keeping up with the helmer's vision for a major stunt showcase. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • UHD 4K Review – Tenebrae

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    One of the most important visionaries of the giallo genre, director Dario Argento was in a particularly tight spot career-wise when he decided to make 1982's "Tenebrae." After experiencing a global hit with 1977's "Suspiria," which moved his creative interests toward the supernatural, Argento hit a brick wall with the atmospheric thematic sequel, 1980's "Inferno." Lacking forward momentum professionally, Argento returned to his roots with "Tenebrae," finding himself back in command of a murder mystery that emphasizes violence, playing to his strengths as a stylish conductor of hellzapoppin' goodies. Overseeing evil and mounting paranoia, Argento goes into self-examination mode as well, emerging with an intriguingly personal take on nightmarish events, dissecting his career and mental health while delivering all the bloodshed fans could want. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Gold (2022)

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    The insidious nature of greed drives the suspense of "Gold." A dystopian survival tale from co-writer/director Anthony Hayes, the picture provides a spare overview of human suffering in a cruel world, which, I know, doesn't sound like the greatest endorsement, as the feature is relentless in its grim atmosphere of paranoia. However, Hayes does create a gripping viewing experience that's primarily about physical endurance, with star Zac Efron delivering a committed performance as a man just trying to make his way through the punishment of life, only to come into contact with a situation that could change everything. This reaction to the promise of easy money supports the endeavor, which largely remains in observation mode, extracting plenty of tension from seemingly mundane efforts of self-preservation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Halloween Ends

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    2018’s “Halloween” was intended to be the resurrection fans were waiting for, bringing Jamie Lee Curtis back to (once again) battle Michael Myers, providing a do-over of sorts as co-writer Danny McBride and co-writer/director David Gordon Green created a new path to franchise finality, promising a cleaner journey to an ultimate resolution for Laurie Strode and her boogeyman. The first feature delivered an uneven but undeniably effective set-up for a final battle, but 2021’s “Halloween Kills” (also hit with creative issues) disrupted the mission, with Green trying to inflate a simple idea of catharsis into a trilogy. Instead of satisfaction, “Kills” didn’t add up to much, and now the screenwriters try something different to close out Green’s trilogy, removing Michael Myers from much of “Halloween Ends,” electing to give loyal fans more of a thematic, character-based conclusion than a visceral one. It’s a bold choice, especially with all the expectations in play, but “Ends” intends to do its own thing, picking the worst time to do it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Curse of Bridge Hollow

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    Halloween is big business, and movie selections for the scary month have been plentiful. Showing renewed life this year are pictures aimed at younger audiences, giving them a horror experience without the extremity of R-rated content. We’ve already had “Spirit Halloween: The Movie” and “Hocus Pocus 2,” and now “The Curse of Bridge Hollow,” which pits a father and daughter against an uprising of possessed Halloween decorations during the holiday. It’s being sold as a Marlon Wayans comedy, but it’s not nearly as crude as the actor’s previous forays into scary silliness, with director Jeff Wadlow (“Fantasy Island,” “Truth or Dare”) more interested in visual effects, giving the film a bit more punch in the thrills department. “The Curse of Bridge Hollow” isn’t particularly striking, but the production hopes to charm pre-teens with the endeavor, and it remains successful at that, offering a boisterous, mercifully short feature that’s big on Halloween events. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rosaline

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    The saga of “Romeo and Juliet” is detailed from a different point of view in “Rosaline.” Inspired by the book “While You Were Mine,” by Rebecca Serle, the picture hunts for a way to recycle the central heartbreak of the Shakespeare play without losing younger viewers. Screenwriters Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber hope to hip up the particulars of the source material with a wry sense of humor, charting the development of love and jealousy among teenagers, trying to make such ancient woes a little more urgent for a modern audience. Director Karen Maine does what she can to make known story beats feel a bit bouncier, taking cues from Sophia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” and Brian Helgeland’s “A Knight’s Tale” to jazz up “Rosaline,” offering a pop take on a famous tragedy. It certainly helps to have actress Kaitlyn Dever in the driver’s seat, delivering spirited work as the eponymous character, always finding ways to become the best parts of the feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com