• Blu-ray Review – Deadly Weapons

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    Director Doris Wishman had a dream, and after the death of her husband in 1958, she decided to pursue a career in filmmaking, focusing on sexploitation entertainment, hoping to reach an audience with lusty tales of revenge and love. 1973's "Deadly Weapons" is part of her colorful oeuvre, with Wishman presenting actress Chesty Morgan to the world (billed here as Zsa Zsa), offering the exotic dancer a chance to carry a movie. "Deadly Weapons" does make the most of what Morgan is known for, keeping pressure off her thespian skills to move ahead as a campy tale of relationship devotion and vengeance, with Wishman working to build an exciting, titillating tale of a busty woman and her thirst to destroy the men who ruined her life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Keyholes Are for Peeping

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    Director Doris Wishman had a dream, and after the death of her husband in 1958, she decided to pursue a career in filmmaking, focusing on sexploitation entertainment, hoping to reach an audience with lusty tales of revenge and love. 1972's "Keyholes Are for Peeping" is part of her colorful oeuvre, with the helmer aiming to create a farce starring Sammy Petrillo, a comedian best known as a Jerry Lewis imitator, and one Lewis didn't enjoy. Once again, Petrillo brings his strong "we have Jerry Lewis at home" energy to the endeavor, portraying a marriage counselor trying to connect with his first patients. "Keyholes Are for Peeping" is barely a movie to begin with, with Wishman finding ways to recycle or utilize old softcore footage, conjuring a comedy that's big on broad antics and lusty visuals, with Petrillo in the middle of it all, hamming it up to the best of his ability. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Love Toy

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    Director Doris Wishman had a dream, and after the death of her husband in 1958, she decided to pursue a career in filmmaking, focusing on sexploitation entertainment, hoping to reach an audience with lusty tales of revenge and love. 1971's "Love Toy" is part of her colorful oeuvre, with Wishman doing away with any dramatic interests, charging ahead with a full-on fetish picture that plays to taboo desires. Wishman doesn't have anything more than a to-do list of sexual adventures, trying to transform "Love Toy" into a strange psychological and physical display of bedroom experiences. There's no feature here, just an assortment of kinks handed screen time, tied together with the thinnest of plot, buttoned with a true B- movie ending. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Me Time

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    In “Me Time,” star Kevin Hart does what he usually does when carrying a comedy, offering all the panicked reactions and screaming he can muster. It’s his thing, recently on display in “The Man from Toronto,” and he shows no sign of rethinking his acting choice, always equating loudness with hilarity. Writer/director John Hamburg (“I Love You, Man,” “Why Him?”) finds ways to work with Hart’s agitated state, creating a character in the midst of parenthood, playing up the panic factor of a man trying to be the best for everyone in his life, neglecting his own needs. There’s nothing radical about the work, and it eventually loses its way, but “Me Time” has some behavioral clarity during the first half, touching on the stress of responsibility while playing everything broad for the widest possible audience. There are laughs to be found in the endeavor, just not enough of them, and no amount of Hart hysterics is capable of covering some painfully mediocre writing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Invitation (2022)

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    A common complaint from movie fans is how theatrical trailers often give away too much of the films they’re promoting. It’s a common Hollywood marketing tactic, showing off the good stuff to help bring paying customers to theaters. In the case of “The Invitation,” Sony Entertainment elected to literally give the entire feature away with their preview, walking viewers through the whole plot and even the resolution of the endeavor, exposing all of its twists and macabre touches. Of course, one can’t blame the production for such a suspense-killing decision, and “The Invitation” is a tricky picture to explore without touching on some potentially spoilery material (if you haven’t seen the trailer, don’t read reviews). However, even with the effort’s tricks carefully hidden from view, such surprises don’t magically make it a better film, with writer Blair Butler and director Jessica M. Thompson (“The Light of the Moon”) stumbling through the chiller, which plays a fairly rickety game of misdirection before it becomes ridiculous. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Samaritan

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    Where do superheroes go when they decide to retire from the pursuit of justice? That’s the premise of “Samaritan,” which offers Sylvester Stallone as an aging man of steel, working to live a quiet life on his own before an excitable teenager starts putting the clues to his true identity together. Writer Bragi F. Schut (“Season of the Witch,” “Escape Room”) doesn’t have a particularly unique take on the masked avenger genre, but he does bring a certain grit to the endeavor, generating a tale of redemption and guardianship that works well with Stallone’s older screen presence. “Samaritan” is boosted by crunchy action scenes and broad villainy, with director Julius Avery (“Overlord”) handling formula to the best of his ability, investing in harder edges and a sense of discovery with the feature, which connects as a short story-esque take on comic book relationships and acts of stained honor. And it knows when to end, which is a rare event with superhero cinema, hitting its dramatic beats and concluding. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Three Thousand Years of Longing

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    George Miller is an accomplished director with a strange filmography. He doesn’t work very often, taking time to craft his endeavors, and he always tries to generate something special when he finally gets around to making a movie. His last release, 2015’s “Mad Max: Fury Road,” was one of the most electrified offerings in his career. He went deep to create an often astonishing vision of environmental doom and dystopian war, triumphantly reviving the franchise that helped to introduce his creative interests to audiences. After dealing with the epic scale of “Fury Road,” Miller tries to make something slightly more intimate with “Three Thousand Years of Longing,” which examines the waves of myth and storytelling while striving to generate a powerful romance along the way. Miller provides arresting visuals and attention to editorial detail, but he can’t shake the coldness of the material (co-written by Miller and Augusta Gore), which doesn’t reach the level of profundity the production is aiming to achieve. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Maneater

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    Shark movies are still being produced. The market certainly feels saturated, but perhaps audience interest in the killer instinct of deep water creatures remains high, with “Maneater” the latest offering in aquatic horror, pitting a collection of partygoers against the hungry might of a great white hunting warm waters for sport. There’s nothing new in the feature, which offers basic characterization to help define future victims, while shark activity is created with woeful CGI, putting writer/director Justin Lee (“Final Kill,” “Hunters,” “A Tale of Two Guns”) in a position to come up with some inventive ways to subvert expectations and deliver at least moderate suspense. He fails to do anything with the screenplay, which doesn’t supply a growing sense of danger, and he has trouble disguising the vacation vibe of the production, as Maui is basically the star of the endeavor, offering sun and fun for cast and crew as a tale of terror about a shark with a grudge is gradually forgotten. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Adopting Audrey

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    “Adopting Audrey” is based on a true story, and such a claim seems plausible during the viewing experience. Writer/director M. Cahill (who hasn’t been credited with anything since 2007’s “King of California”) aims to create a modest overview of people trying to work through their issues, keeping the feature as low to the ground as possible, reflecting the reserved nature of the characters. It’s a story about a woman searching for connection during a period of isolation, and while the title hints at something a bit more playful, “Adopting Audrey” is more of a meditative exploration of relationships, especially between children and parents. Cahill extracts nuanced performances out of his talented cast, and the ensemble remains the primary reason to stay with the endeavor, which isn’t quite as wise or touching as the helmer believes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Phantom of the Opera

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    There's so much to appreciate about Dario Argento's work in the 1970s and most of the '80s, with the helmer in full command of his moviemaking powers, still burning with youthful creativity and audacity when it comes to shocking audiences with mysteries and horror. The 1990s welcomed the beginning of a creative decline for the helmer, who struggled with a changing film industry and audience tastes. 1998's "The Phantom of the Opera" is a prime example of Argento's desire to create something extraordinarily bizarre and lavish, only to be held back by budgetary issues and a blurred vision for romanticism. It's an oddball endeavor, with occasional flashes of inspiration, but the overall effort is often confused, poorly cast, and a bit too random with its ideas. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century

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    Dino De Laurentiis actually did it. The famous producer hyped the stuffing out of his 1976 remake of "King Kong," making sure audiences everywhere knew the film was coming and it was going to be an event. He worked his publicity magic to the extreme, managing to turn the feature into a major hit – number four on the list of top-grossing movies of the year (sandwiched between "Silver Streak" and "A Star is Born"). De Laurentiis willed his production into tremendous profitability, and when there's money to be made, knockoffs aren't far behind. 1977's "Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century" is one of many cranked out during the late 1970s, with the Italian endeavor hoping to inspire their own "King Kong" energy with the tale of a recently thawed Yeti who can't handle the pressures of modern life, with his soul soothed by the beauty of a young woman. De Laurentiis had a top shelf cast and agreeable special effects, while "Yeti" frequently struggles with crude technical achievements and an overall lack of property destruction, concentrating on heart instead of horror, which makes this howler all the more ridiculous. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Videophobia

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    2019's "Videophobia" is co-writer/director Daisuke Miyazaki's attempt to address the lack of privacy in the digital age, with those looking to cause harm capable of doing so rather easily, putting the burden of justice on the victim, and options are limited. It's not a statement picture, but an atmospheric one, with the production turning to the surreal and the mysterious to understand a psychological erosion happening within the lead character, who endures a shocking event in her life she doesn't fully understand. "Videophobia" arrives in the midst of rising revenge porn and deepfake cases, and while Miyazaki doesn't directly address the mental health and legal crisis, he hopes to provide a more internalized journey of horror through filmmaking artfulness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – King Car

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    "King Car" is a Brazilian production looking to combine elements of a horror film with social commentary concerning many issues facing the country, including class divide. It's co-written and directed by Renata Pinherio, who strives to make an artful picture filled with displays of shock value and general weirdness, which includes scenes of a female character having sex with a car. If you thought "Titane" was the only movie interested in the carnal cravings of automobiles, you'd be wrong, but Julie Ducournau's feature was something to behold, with a level of insanity that invited a deeper inspection of artistry. "King Car" is mostly a mess of ideas, with Pinherio too caught up in the madness she's creating with this riff on Stephen King's "Christine," unable to form a story out of the screenplay's borderline random assortment of images and incidents. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Beast (2022)

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    It’s interesting to see how the blockbuster success of 1975’s “Jaws” remains in play to this day, with producers occasionally returning to the people vs. nature formula to give audiences a wild ride of killer creature formula. In recent years, sharks have been used as the demons of the deep, offering aquatic adventures with ferocious antagonists. For “Beast,” a lion returns to power as the focus of horror, with screenwriter Ryan Engle (“Rampage,” “Breaking In”) cooking up a struggle for survival in the heat of South Africa, pitting a father of two against a predator who’s not in the mood for mercy. “Beast” is simple in many ways, and Engle hopes to secure some level of emotional engagement to help power up audience involvement. However, as these movies tend to go, the sheer force of a lion tearing after prey is what carries the viewing experience, and director Baltasar Kormakur (“2 Guns,” “Everest”) respects the hunt, delivering a fast-paced thriller with occasional bursts of violence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Orphan: First Kill

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    The math on “Orphan: First Kill” is a little odd. The original feature was released in 2009, with star Isabelle Fuhrman a child actress hired to play a nine-year-old girl with a taste for murder who was actually a 33-year-old proportional dwarf. Now there’s a prequel, with Fuhrman a 25-year-old woman tasked with playing a vicious nine-year-old again 13 years later. Other productions would’ve recast the role, but the producers are determined to work with the star again, cooking up a prequel which tests the limits of digital de-aging, returning tiny threat Esther to power in a picture that weirdly took an eternity to become a reality. Patience is rewarded, to a certain degree, by “First Kill,” which has a better handle on the absolutely ridiculous premise of “Orphan,” striving to come up with its own level of absurdity to top what’s come before, wisely dialing down some of the distasteful aspects of the 2009 endeavor to nail a more enjoyable B-movie ride. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Spin Me Round

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    Co-writers Alison Brie and Jeff Baena previously collaborated on 2020’s “Horse Girl.” They share a fondness for bizarre material and deep character work, playing with tonality and comedy as they visit some shadowy psychological spaces. The duo returns with “Spin Me Round,” which has the initial vibe of an upbeat workplace farce, but Baena (who directs) and Brie (who stars) aren’t committed to a straightforward tale of everyday pressures and absurdities, committed to strangeness that’s slowly massaged into the material. Much like “Horse Girl,” “Spin Me Round” has moments of greatness, but the work eventually runs out of inspiration, getting grabby with silliness and sinister business in the second half, which doesn’t line up with the breezy peculiarities of the first half. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Glorious

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    The fate of the universe is decided inside a rest stop men’s room in “Glorious,” which is the latest offering in COVID-19 production limitations, pitting man versus an unseen entity positioned on the other end of a glory hole. Writers Joshua Hull, David Ian McKendry, and Todd Rigney have the difficult task of making something mysterious and threatening while stuck inside of a bathroom for most of the run time, and they manage to get somewhere with the strange premise. “Glorious” favors lead performances from Ryan Kwanten and J.K. Simmons, who deliver intensity that helps to build suspense primarily through conversations, but director Rebekah McKendry has the challenge of making a single location feel like the middle of a cosmic battleground, shaping a successful sense of mystery to the picture. There’s not a lot to the feature, which occasionally struggles to dream up challenges for the characters, but grotesqueness remains, along with an intriguing puzzle of motivation, keeping this small production engrossing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Immaculate Room

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    “The Immaculate Room” presents the experience of two characters who’ve chosen to remain in isolation for 50 days, without access to the world outside, simply stuck with each other in a bare space, left with only themselves to deal with. It’s a take on a social experiment, offered some cinematic extremity by writer/director Mukunda Michael Dewil, who sets out to make a mess of the arrangement, toying with psychological breaks and challenges, working to transform the endeavor into a thriller of sorts. The human condition isn’t thoroughly analyzed in the feature, but Dewil has some compelling ideas to share on the strain of such stressful cohabitation, offering a study of slow mental breakdowns, wild mood swings, and bitter relationship inspection that comes to haunt the players during this lengthy, punishing game of endurance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Almost Summer

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    1978's "Almost Summer" represents a transition in teen-centric storytelling, moving past the beach party movies of the 1960s while inching toward a more sympathetic understanding of adolescent concerns, as found in features throughout the 1980s. It wants to be many things for many audiences, which ultimately prevents the endeavor from becoming something truly memorable. Director Martin Davidson ("The Lords of Flatbush," "Eddie and the Cruisers") has a large collection of characters to manage, and an eager cast to make magic for the cameras, but the writing is often stuck while trying to be silly and sincere, becoming a sluggish, melodramatic study of growing pains and relationship challenges, also delving into the bitter world of politics and all the treachery that includes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Lifeforce

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    The question of who really directed 1982's "Poltergeist" remains an active mystery to this day. Tobe Hooper is the credited helmer, and some cast members have reinforced his leadership role during filming. Other production members have suggested co-writer/producer Steven Spielberg was the true creative guiding force, with Hooper more of an employee than a visionary. Perhaps the truth behind this strange collaboration will never be revealed, but "Poltergeist" was a crackerjack horror picture that employed tremendous style and furious surges of mayhem to help update a traditional haunted house tale. It was also a massive box office hit, giving Hooper a chance to become an in-demand director, with 1985's "Lifeforce" his follow- up project, and it's nowhere near the quality of the previous feature. Hooper takes full command of another genre endeavor, joined by co-writer Dan O'Bannon ("Alien"), and while he's offered a large budget and creative control from Cannon Films (trying to craft their first summer blockbuster), the director just doesn't get this extremely oddball movie off the ground. "Lifeforce" is an adaptation of a 1976 Colin Wilson novel, challenging the production to deal with the demands of literary storytelling and the potential of a sci-fi extravaganza. The project comes up short in many ways, often so excited to simply present the image of a nude female on the move, it neglects to build a rich sense of menace and intrigue when dealing with the enigmatic plans of space vampires and their attack on Earth. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com