“Brian and Charles” was initially introduced to movie fans in 2017, with director Jim Archer and screenwriters David Earl and Chris Hayward creating a short film about a lonely Welsh man who constructs a robot out of household items to become his companion, though the relationship quickly transforms into something more parental. There was potential to develop the production, and now there’s a feature-length endeavor from the trio, who work to give “Brian and Charles” a fresh start on the big screen. It’s an oddball concept, but well cared for in the hands of Earl and Hayward, who also star as the eponymous duo, bringing a special life to the effort, which is sold as something goofy in the first act, only to reveal an unexpected sweetness, along with a terrific sense of humor. Archer pumps the picture full of charm and maintains timing, making it a rare success when translating a small idea into something bigger, without losing its inherent appeal. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande
Movies rarely detail the lives of women of a certain age, and sexuality seems to be strictly off-limits unless used in a cartoonish way or deployed as a cruel punchline. “Good Luck to You, Leo Grande” hopes to change this perception in some small way, presenting a story of a woman trying to work past decades of insecurity and fear, hoping to embark on a carnal adventure with a younger man capable of providing an hour or two of excitement, which she has never experienced before. Screenwriter Katy Brand goes to places few other productions go, looking to be sensitive yet open about the mysteries of behavior and doubt when dealing with the business of pleasure, using a potentially uncomfortable situation between a prostitute and client to explore raw emotions as games of conversation commence. “Leo Grande” isn’t exactly captivating, as director Sophie Hyde is basically making a filmed play, but there’s vulnerability presented here that’s remarkable to behold at times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Abandoned
Screenwriters Erik Patterson and Jessica Scott (“Another Cinderella Story,” “Deep Blue Sea 2”) make a very specific choice to use the experience of postpartum depression to inspire their horror endeavor, “Abandoned.” It’s nothing new for the genre to pull elements of real-world despair to fuel a cinematic experience about the feeling of hopelessness, but it takes a truly gifted storyteller to pull off such a tonal high-wire act. Patterson and Scott aren’t the pair to generate a deep understanding of pain while creating opportunities for frights, making “Abandoned” a troubling picture to watch in ways its creators likely didn’t intend. A genuine fear factor isn’t conjured during the excessive run time, with most of the effort devoted to scenes of distress, while the central mystery is a fairly bland understanding of supernatural influence. The project has a potent idea for an honest study of pain, but the production isn’t brave enough to do something different with all the crushing darkness it collects. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Slaughterhouse Rock
"Slaughterhouse Rock" is an unusual title for a picture that offers very little music and spends limited time inside of a prison. However, it's catchy, and acquiring attention in any form is the goal of the production, with director Dimitri Logothetis ("Pretty Smart" and the recent Nicolas Cage actioner, "Jiu Jitsu") hoping to participate in the horror boom of the 1980s with this monster movie. "Slaughterhouse Rock" is the rare genre offering to open with some imagination and visual gusto before sliding into stasis during its second half, finding all the creature feature material less interesting than the nightmare realms Logothetis arranges for his introductions. The endeavor generally does away with clarity as it unfolds, but it manages to grab attention right away, which is enough to support the uneven viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Hard Rock Zombies
It's never a good sign when a film's origin story involves the development of 20 minutes of random footage into a full-length feature. 1985's "Hard Rock Zombies" was never meant to be seen in the traditional sense, originally created for use as a background visual in the little seen "American Drive-In," but director Krishna Shah had a change of heart, looking to join the horror gold rush of the 1980s with his own offering of MTV visuals and cartoonish violence involving the undead and, well, Nazis. He doesn't exactly have an idea of what he wants to do with "Hard Rock Zombies," but Shah is doing it anyways, coming up with a barely coherent comedy that delivers a few gore zone visits and plenty of musical performances, turning this endeavor into a particularly dark and unfunny episode of "The Monkees." Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Starflight One
The "Airport" series made a lot of money for Universal, who managed to stretch such profit potential over a decade. They churned out four installments of air disaster melodrama, finally putting the franchise to bed with 1979's "The Concorde – Airport '79." 1980's "Airplane!" managed to find an audience with its parody of "Airport" and similar disaster endeavors, successfully pantsing such formula and ridiculousness. However, there was still Hollywood interest in the details of mid-air danger, with 1983's "Starflight One" striving to best the competition by taking its unfolding nightmare into space while still adhering to audience expectations for this ensemble effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Slashdance
1989's "Slash Dance" (or "Slashdance," depending on the day, apparently) is an eye-catching title for a feature that struggles to hold viewer attention. The movie isn't a slasher experience in any traditional sense, and stage performance is limited to repetitive scenes of rehearsal. Writer/director James Shyman isn't entirely invested in any single idea for the production, electing to make something kinda-sorta campy and possibly menacing, with perhaps some action here and there. "Slash Dance" isn't confusing, but it doesn't try to do anything specific, with Shyman most interested in keeping his camera trained on actresses in tight dance gear. The potential for an exploitation romp is there, but the helmer doesn't have the energy to transform the material into a proper diversion. It's more of a filmed community theater production, sure to disappoint those expecting a more robust horror event. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Project Space 13
"Project Space 13" is possibly a comedy about the performance art world, but it's difficult to know exactly where director Michael M. Bilandic is hoping to accomplish with this production. There's a game cast and a setting that explores the dual experience of a world gone mad and an artistic vision disrupted, but laughs aren't readily apparent in the picture and a more dramatic journey isn't welcome. Bilandic puts as much as he can onscreen, ending up with a 66-minute-long study of pretentiousness and paranoia in the COVID-19 world that would've been better served in short film form. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Signal: the Movie
"Signal: The Movie" is a continuation of a Japanese television show that was originally created in South Korea. The programs are available on streaming channels, and watching them is sure to provide some much needed context as to what it going on. "Signal: The Movie" tends to throw viewers into the middle of the ongoing narrative, but it does clarify the premise of the series, where Sergeant Ooyama (Kazuki Kitamura) from the past magically connects with Lieutenant Saegusa (Kentaro Sakaguchi) of the present via a battery-less two-way radio. It's a police procedural meets "Frequency," with the big screen take basically resembling an episode of television entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Pathogen
2006's "Pathogen" puts a film critic in quite a precarious position. On one hand, the movie is created by 12-year-old Emily Hagins, who pours her love of cinema, especially horror pictures, into the making of this no-budget production. On the other hand, the movie is made by a pre-teen perhaps unprepared for the technical challenges of the process. "Pathogen" is a riff on zombie outbreak endeavors, this time taking the action to the suburbs of Austin, TX, where the undead are rising, putting five middle-schoolers in a difficult position to save the world. It's a backyard effort from Hagins, who's sincere in her quest to follow her dream and realize her screenplay, but it's hard to imagine this feature being of any interest to someone who doesn't have a personal connection to the helmer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Jurassic World: Dominion
2015’s “Jurassic World” was a major production, but its success wasn’t guaranteed, arriving 14 years after the “Jurassic Park” series petered out. The feature was hoping to reignite interest in the world of dinosaurs and DNA headaches, to see if viewers were still open to watch CGI-laden chaos featuring fearsome beasts. The experiment worked, with audiences making it the highest-grossing installment of the series, giving the brand name a fresh sense of urgency. It wasn’t the most creatively daring effort, but “Jurassic World” was tremendous fun and visually arresting, setting up a new trilogy focusing on the trials of a planet inhabited by both dinosaurs and humans. 2018’s “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” inched the series in this direction, trying out different locations and stakes to maintain dramatic momentum. And now “Jurassic World: Dominion” arrives to provide a payoff…but it doesn’t, really, with co-writers Emily Carmichael and Colin Trevorrow (who also returns to direct after his work on “Jurassic World”) keeping things familiar while trying to stage a grand finale. That’s not to suggest “Dominion” is dull, far from it at times, but nostalgia and repetition tend to dominate this endeavor, which goes through the “Jurassic Park” motions, with big dino action always more engaging than the same old war of genetic control. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Small Town Wisconsin
Stories about the Midwest tend to include a lot of misery. There’s something about this area of America where joy doesn’t reside, at least according to filmmakers, who tend to use the region as a way to study small-scale tales of depression and hardship. “Small Town Wisconsin” is no different, with screenwriter Jason Naczek examining the difficulties of a man who’s struggled with vices and mistakes his entire life, encountering a family divide that threatens to permanently break him. Naczek makes a clear effort to keep the material approachable, aiming to provide a character study concerning everyday struggles and long-term challenges. The material is very graceful when it comes to approaching ruinous behavior, and while “Small Town Wisconsin” is dark, it’s far from impenetrable, striving to give viewers an emotional journey with the main character and the many issues of his life that need to be addressed during a most stressful period of self-reflection. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Walk (2022)
Screenwriters George Powell and Daniel Adams (who also directs) endeavor to explore the story of Boston’s 1974 desegregation busing experience, bringing viewers to a heated point in American history. The potential for a dramatic inspection of racial hostility and parental fears is there for the taking, but Powell and Adams aren’t interested in such a conventional read of real-world horror, weirdly doing their best to avoid a direct understanding of the central event. Instead, “The Walk” is primarily about South Boston inhabitants working out personal antagonisms and managing secrets, aiming to be more of a family drama than a snapshot of regional woes. It’s an odd creative choice, and the first of many from Powell and Adams, who seem to be under the impression that viewers are more interested in the love life of a 17-year-old girl than the march to a particularly volatile day one of the controversial busing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – The Core
2003's "The Core" aims to participate in the supercharged disaster movie movement of the late 1990s and early 2000s, where productions such as "Armageddon" and "The Perfect Storm" offered audiences the sheer power of visual effects, making an enormous amount of money in the process. With the dangers of space, sea, and land already explored on multiple occasions, screenwriters Cooper Layne and John Rogers aim to come up with something different, conjuring a doomsday scenario involving the center of the Earth. "The Core" hopes to be sincere with its science and characterization, which is laudable, but it's much more entertaining when it ventures into ridiculousness, trying to sell a nutty concept for planetary rescue while offering up the usual in disparate personalities and sequences of destruction. It's not a picture that welcomes a deeper inspection of scientific and technological particulars, but director Jon Amiel ("Entrapment," "Sommersby") gets the whole thing up and running with impressive speed, trying to build momentum capable of plowing through the layers of weirdness this endeavor provides. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Reform School Girls
Women in prison pictures already contain elements that border on parody, but co-writer/director Tom DeSimone offers a comedic take on the harsh realities of such an experience with 1986's "Reform School Girls." A veteran of two similar features ("Prison Girls" and "The Concrete Jungle"), DeSimone loses patience with playing it straight, going a bit wild with this offering of juvenile delinquency and institutional madness. The camp factor is dialed up just a bit from the usual women in prison routine, but it's clear DeSimone is trying to have fun with this one, playing to his appreciative audience with grand displays of overacting, intimidation, and chaos, endeavoring to throw a screen party with the movie, which plays right into cult film sensibilities. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Schizoid
Masters of (many) disasters, Cannon Films wanted in on the growing trend of slasher movies, trying to make some "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th" money with their own take on the horrors of mystery killers and the victims they hate. For 1980's "Schizoid," producers Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus turned to writer/director David Paulsen to come up with something scary and sellable, with the helmer already practiced in the subgenre, previously creating 1979's "Savage Weekend." Paulsen had mere weeks to come up with a workable screenplay for his latest endeavor, and speedy creative process shows in "Schizoid," which is more about select scenes of mental illness than a deeply considered whodunit. Paulsen has the basic shape of a decent shocker, but he gradually pulls pacing out of the effort, which grinds to a full stop on multiple occasions, creating a disappointingly dull viewing experience with extraordinary little power as a fright film. Unless you count actor Klaus Kinski's handsy approach to his visibly uneasy female co-stars. That's pretty horrifying. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – X-Ray
Masters of (many) disasters, Cannon Films wanted in on the growing trend of slasher movies, trying to make some "Halloween" and "Friday the 13th" money with their own take on the horrors of mystery killers and the victims they hate. 1983's "X-Ray" brings a nightmare scenario to a hospital setting, with Playboy Playmate Barbie Benton hired to portray a woman experiencing a night of horrors as a simple trip for test results turns into a game of manipulation and survival. "X-Ray" is a cheapie and a quickie from director Boaz Davidson and writer Marc Behm, who have a mission to make something scary and simple for producers Yoram Globus and Menahem Golan, but they can't even get that right with this clumsy take on obsession and murder. The production manages to come up with some sense of style during the knowingly precise 90-minute run time, but suspense isn't invited to this endeavor, which mostly exists to prey on genre fans up for anything that involves occasional ultraviolence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Talons of the Eagle
In his quest to become part of the action movie movement of the early 1990s, producer/co-star Jalal Merhi returns with 1992's "Talons of the Eagle," which strives to give viewers a swift, slamming offering of physical harm and dented heroism, while a buddy cop film attempts to break out every now and then. Director Michael Kennedy is in charge of this picture, and his vision is simple, endeavoring to put Merhi and co-star Billy Blanks (the Tae Bo king) into some sense of danger every ten minutes, forcing the characters to fight their way out of trouble. "Talons of the Eagle" isn't complex, but that's what makes it mostly appealing, watching the production set limited creative goals as it concentrates on feats of strength and self-defense. It's a fun sit, but it definitely requires a general relaxation of expectations when it comes to thespian skill and spectacle, with the feature happy to get away with the least amount of effort at times, trusting in body blows to guide the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street
While there have been a few lengthy explorations of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" series, "Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street" doesn't have much interest in the screen wrath and pop culture influence of Freddy Krueger. Instead, filmmakers Roman Chimienti and Tyler Jensen quest to spotlight the life of Mark Patton, the star of 1985's "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge," who was set to hit the big time with his turn as Jesse, the boy tormented by the razor-fingered menace, only to find himself crucified by viewers for the gay overtones of the movie created by screenwriter David Chaskin. Patton was destroyed by the experience, erasing his desire to continue acting, but "Freddy's Revenge" wouldn't go away, growing in popularity and analysis as the years passed, giving the feature a second life, while Patton was singled out as the first male scream queen, complicating his relationship with a despised horror sequel he thought would rocket him to the big time. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – White Elephant
Co-writer/director Jesse V. Johnson appears to understand the competition in the B-movie market. He works to create a more character-based actioner in “White Elephant,” which doesn’t offer wall-to-wall violence, like many low-budget features do, supplying more of an emotional journey for the lead character – a man caught between his underworld duties and loving memories of his late wife. The effort to give the endeavor a little more dramatic texture is appreciated, but solemnity doesn’t automatically make the picture compelling. Johnson works to bring some bang to the film with his scenes of conflict, but he’s also in charge of a terrible screenplay that’s built with cliches and blank personalities, making it extremely difficult to get involved in the knotted world of crime bosses, enforcers, bad cops, and PTSD-wrecked warriors. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com


















