• Film Review – King Knight

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    Writer/director Richard Bates, Jr. enjoys the creation of idiosyncrasy. He’s been creatively successful with the stuff in recent years, previously helming “Tone-Deaf” and “Trash Fire,” getting something going with dryly executed weirdness that occasionally lands some huge laughs. He’s back to business with “King Knight,” which explores the bursting insecurity of a witch whose entire history of personal success as an adolescent is exposed to his coven, leaving him in a position of exposure he can’t immediately process. Bates, Jr. brings a healthy sense of humor to the endeavor, which is small in scale but steady with silliness, making for an enjoyable sit. It’s not the most ambitious feature, but the production achieves some good-natured hilarity with its limited budget, remaining strangely kind and cheery with this tale of wizardry and shame. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Uncharted

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    “Uncharted” is an adaptation of a video game series established in 2007. The franchise has been wildly popular with players, often described as an updated version of the Indiana Jones saga, sharing an appetite for high adventure and globetrotting treasure hunting. And now it’s a movie, because that’s apparently what gamers want to see, removing control of the action and putting it into the hands of producers itching to provide a big screen ride that could never replicate the experience of being the characters on a mission to find a fortune. “Uncharted” the film fails to summon a significant sense of excitement, struggling with miscastings and an overall sluggishness that doesn’t inspire a sense of awe or suspense that typically comes with this style of entertainment. It began life as a video game and probably should’ve stayed one. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Dracula: Dead and Loving It

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    The early 1990s brought the work of writer/director Mel Brooks to a new audience, and the audience wasn't exactly thrilled to see Mel Brooks. There was 1991's "Life Stinks," which was entirely sold as a Mel Brooks experience, dying a quick death at the box office. And his return to parody cinema, 1993's "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," managed to collect cult appreciation over time, but not initial multiplex interest. 1995's "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" was intended to be Brooks's grand return to the pantsing of horror movies, connected to 1974's "Young Frankenstein," one of his highest grossing endeavors and most beloved creative efforts. It was an uphill battle for the helmer, who attempts to have fun with vampire fever conjured by Francis Ford Coppola's "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and the endurance of the 1931 Bela Lugosi chiller, adding his increasingly tired Brooks-isms along the way. "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" might've been more energized if it was produced in the 1970s, but over two decades after "Young Frankenstein," the whole thing just lays there on the screen, fighting for funny business that never arrives. The Brooks touch is gone from this one, though he certainly tries to revive long dormant genre magic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Number One

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    Charlton Heston portraying an aging NFL quarterback is pretty fantastic casting, with the intense actor a perfect fit for a hotheaded character getting too old for the game. Heston is terrific in 1969's "Number One," which offers him an interesting dramatic challenge, tasked with bringing to life a fairly unpleasant human being going through a universal psychological experience, portraying a football hero facing the end of his career, his marriage, and possibly his male appeal. The screenplay (by David Moessinger) tries to work into the folds of such self-esteem issues, and director Tom Gries doesn't avoid a few painful behavioral realities involved in this position of doubt. "Number One" could use a tighter edit, but it offers some interesting ideas on denial and fear, with Heston trying to give the part some real grittiness while fighting a few melodramatic elements in the material. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Creature

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    Writer/director William Malone was ordered to create a knock-off of "Alien" with 1985's "Creature," and that's exactly what he delivers with the horror picture. However, he's not permitted a sizable budget, going the Roger Corman route of tight spaces and limited locations with the endeavor. Malone doesn't have the resources to generate something extraordinary, but he manages to manufacture a reasonably compelling monster movie with "Creature," which provides impressive set design and performances for such a small-scale production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Trauma

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    Dario Argento delivered fantastic horror and mystery movies in the 1970s and '80s, but the 1990s were tough on the director. 1993's "Trauma" is arguably where his creative decline began, trying to get something disturbing going with a chiller concerning a black gloved killer using a garroting machine to help collect heads for a mysterious reason, co-writing a screenplay that's searching for ways to be an odd whodunit. There's a large number of ideas and different tones swirling around "Trauma," but Argento's instincts aren't sharp this time around, coming off unsure with what he wants to do with the endeavor, which has the capacity to be unspeakably brutal or uncomfortably romantic, but remains mostly muddled. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Steel and Lace

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    1991's "Steel and Lace" hopes to offer a more dramatic side to exploitation entertainment, mixing some serious emotion with the pure thrill of revenge cinema. It's an uneven blend of the real and unreal, but director Ernest Farino doesn't blink when it comes to the wilder aspects of the journey, making sure scenes of comeuppance register with full bloodshed. "Steel and Lace" deals with some intense situations concerning sexual assault and the failure of the justice system, offering just enough texture to help the production get past cheap thrills, elevating the material beyond simplistic acts of bodily harm. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – TC 2000

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    Billy Blanks is perhaps best known as the creator of Tae Bo, a workout program that became a staple of infomercial programming throughout the 1990s. Blanks made a fortune in the business, but he also wanted to be a movie star, offering his martial arts skills to writer/director T.J. Scott. The result was 1993's "TC 2000," which positioned Blanks as the big new thing on the action cinema scene, using his physical presence to keep up with Scott's refreshingly berserk pacing, which has some form of fighting or chasing happening every few minutes in the film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Marry Me

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    “Marry Me” is being positioned as the big 2022 Valentine’s Day offering from Hollywood, presenting a digestible opposites-attract tale that’s filled with music and warm feelings, and an enormous number of plugs for NBC television programming. Sweetness isn’t really a priority for the picture, which is a loose adaptation of a webcomic, though such an odd inspiration doesn’t really factor into the making of the endeavor, which often resembles dozens of other romantic comedies all seeking to create some tingles for date night. “Marry Me” is certainly inoffensive, but there’s no noticeable drive from director Kat Coiro (“A Case of You”) to make something different with the material, happily guiding the feature through predictable scenes and programmed feelings. There’s very little spark to the movie, which spends most of the run time denying what actually works in the film, on a simple quest to deliver the same old stuff for holiday viewers trying to catch a little buzz off big screen love. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Kimi

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    Returning to his love of low-wattage thrillers, director Steven Soderbergh offers “Kimi,” which updates the ways of paranoia cinema for the COVID-19 age. Written by David Koepp (another fan of twisty chillers, previously helming “Stir of Echoes,” “Secret Window,” and “You Should Have Left”), the feature pieces together elements of “Rear Window” and “Blow Out,” creating a situation of panic for the lead character that requires more than just physical endurance to survive. There’s a heavy psychological element in play, as “Kimi” is perhaps more of a character study than a nail-biter, with Soderbergh enjoying another celebration of 1970s cinema, sticking with minimalist ideas and conflicts. The endeavor isn’t thunderous, but it’s efficient and gripping at times, working with mental health issues of today to inspire a classic sense of pressure on the protagonist. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Death on the Nile (2022)

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    In 2017, Kenneth Branagh decided to try his luck with the works of Agatha Christie, directing an adaptation of her most famous novel, “Murder on the Orient Express.” He also gifted himself the central role of private detective Hercule Poirot, fitted for an ornate mustache and a chewy part, unleashed on a somewhat underwhelming endeavor that was definitely boosted by his thespian emphasis. The picture found an audience, becoming a major hit for Branagh, who tries his luck again with “Death on the Nile,” which takes its inspiration from a 1937 Christie book. Much like “Murder on the Orient Express,” there’s a lot to like about the new Poirot adventure, but there’s just as much that doesn’t connect in the film, which is hurt by an uneven cast and iffy technical credits. But there’s always Branagh, who makes a meal out of the part, once again giving his all to the feature in a way that helps to occasionally lift it off the ground, making detective fiction thrilling. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blacklight

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    Liam Neeson has been doing the same thing for many years now, cashing in as an unusual action hero for an older audience. He’s made serviceable bruisers in recent years (“The Marksman,” “The Ice Road”), and he reteams with his “Honest Thief” director, Mark Williams, for “Blacklight,” which is, of course, about a character with a particular set of skills who switches to protection mode when he’s threatened by bad guys. What’s slightly different about “Blacklight” is its push to be taken seriously as a story concerning the hazards of journalism, which is blended with the usual business involving Neeson’s character and his way with violence. The writing (by Williams and Nick May) is trying to comment on the ways of today’s world, delving into conspiracies and government betrayals, but the two sides of the endeavor fail to gel into one complete Neeson-y joyride, leaving the final cut tonally inconsistent and a tad silly. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – I Want You Back

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    In 2020, director Jason Orley made a positive impression with “Big Time Adolescence,” which examined the confusion that comes with being a teenager, facing social challenges and personal issues involving a bad influence. He returns to the ways of arrested development with “I Want You Back,” which brings the age of concern up to thirtysomething territory, but flaming insecurities remain. The screenplay is credited to Isaac Aptaker and Elizabeth Berger, and they try to update the “When Harry Met Sally” formula for a new, more cynical time of romantic woe, reworking character panic concerning the end of relationships with a broader comedic vision. “I Want You Back” doesn’t sustain its initial spark, but it’s incredibly funny at times, with stars Jenny Slate and Charlie Day offering tremendous chemistry and timing to help Orley find his way through the endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Supercool

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    “Supercool” aims to land somewhere between “Superbad” and a John Hughes teen comedy, going the fantasy route to explore common adolescent insecurities and less common adventures involving criminal activity. It’s a presentation of zaniness from director Teppo Airaksinen and writers Olli Haikka and Ali Moussavi, who attempt to generate a farcical atmosphere for the endeavor. Trouble is, the production doesn’t push hard enough when it comes to a snowballing sense of madness, playing with outrageousness every now and then, which puts the movie into park one too many times. There are ideas in “Supercool” with potential, and laughs are present, but the overall effort is lacking a sense of sustained tomfoolery, and it eventually wants to generate some level of sincerity, which is all wrong with a premise that’s better with silliness, at least when given a chance to explore it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – New York Ninja

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    The story of "New York Ninja" is remarkable. Director/star John Liu elected to bring his martial arts mastery to America in 1984, looking to capitalize on the growing hunger for ninja product during the decade. He was handed a small budget and a limited crew, setting out to create an action bonanza in the big city. However, things didn't go as planned, and cash ran out, leaving the mostly shot feature on a shelf for decades, abandoned by its creator. In 2020, Vinegar Syndrome got their hands on film cans, launching a mission to make sense of silent footage shot 36 years ago. Instead of trying to decode Liu's original vision (an impossible task), the company decided to create an updated version of "New York Ninja" using dubbing and editorial puzzling, emerging with a celebration of Liu's cinematic enthusiasm, reviving 1984 butt-kicking for 2021 audiences. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe’s War

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    Co-writer/director Brett Leonard elected to transform a Stephen King short story about unholy lawn service into a study of virtual reality, creating a minor hit for New Line Cinema with 1992's "The Lawnmower Man." It was R-rated entertainment that offered an exotic look at impossible technology for multiplex audiences, luring them in with strange CGI creations and mild thriller elements. Leonard was trying to make something distinctly sci-fi yet somewhat prescient, tapping into the rise of the "cyberpunk" subculture that would eventually become a Hollywood obsession for a good chunk of the 1990s. "The Lawnmower Man" surprised everyone by making money, and New Line wasn't about to give up on a potential franchise. Of course, they didn't stick with Leonard, instead putting their box office hopes into the hands of writer/director Farhad Mann, who helmed the pilot episode of "Max Headroom" and, well, "Return to Two Moon Junction." Leonard isn't much of a moviemaker, but Mann completely botches the world-building of the first effort, delivering "Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War" (also titled "Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace"), which transforms the dangers and desires of the original picture into terrible kiddie entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Death Ring

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    1992's "Death Ring" is a fairly routine riff on the "The Most Dangerous Game" premise, but for those who grew up during the age of the video store, the picture has a certain notoriety, participating in the practice of misleading marketing to help attract some attention to bottom shelf viewing options. The cover art blasted actor billing in bold: "NORRIS. MCQUEEN. SWAYZE." Such last names conjured dreams of a pre-"Expendables" romp with a few of cinema's most sandpapery leading men. Alas, it was merely a ruse to secure a rental, with unsuspecting folks soon forced to watch a film starring Chad MCQUEEN, Mike NORRIS, and Don SWAYZE. It's a significant comedown from the real deal, but the sons and brother manage to deliver some entertainment with "Death Ring," which is really The Mike Norris Show, taking a story credit and the leading man role to showcase his presence as an actor hero, kicking and punching his way through a basic but diverting B-movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Ticks

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    "Ticks" is a 1993 production looking to restore a little old-fashioned fun into the killer bug subgenre, taking the already dangerous ways of the miniature arachnids and boosting the fear factor by making them oversized and out for more than just blood. Director Tony Randel ("Hellbound: Hellraiser II") has a simple job, tasked with creating a suitable screen nightmare with a potentially goofy premise, and he gets halfway there, overseeing some truly impressive special effects and stop-motion animation for a low-budget endeavor. Screenwriter Brent V. Friedman doesn't share the same enthusiasm, conjuring a tepid story about wayward youth and the guardians trying to care for them, also adding some "Deliverance"-lite touches with cartoonish rural enemies, which doesn't make much room for the central menace. "Ticks" is enjoyable, but it's also frustrating to watch, with the material working hard on a dramatic approach when the film itself is begging for more straightforward killer tick action. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Guyana: Cult of the Damned

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    There have been several attempts to explore the experience of Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple throughout many forms of media. 1979's "Guyana: Cult of the Damned" is one of the first offerings of dramatic exploration, entering theaters less than a year after the mass suicide event in Jonestown. Speed appears to be the goal of the production, with noted B-movie manufacturer Rene Cardona Jr. trying to cash-in on a horrific situation with his endeavor, aiming to provide a horror show for those curious about the ghastly situation involving Jones and the creation of his cult, which he worked to build up, ultimately leading them to their deaths in 1978. However, instead of pushing extra hard to generate a satisfying understanding of manipulation and mental deterioration, Cardona Jr. generates tepid exploitation instead. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Devil Story

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    1985's "Devil Story" entered production with a best of intentions, but director Bernard Launois was quickly overwhelmed by the demands of low- budget filmmaking. His attempt at something resembling a ghost story evolved (or stumbled) into an offering of dream logic, with the finished movie heading everywhere at once, becoming the French equivalent of an Ed Wood movie, but with a higher concentration on weirdness. "Devil Story" is bizarre work, with Launois almost proud of his nonsensical ways, delivering a nutso celebration of genre events, repetition, and gore, laboring to find some way to make audiences submit to his half-baked tale of death and animal agitation. And there's a mummy in here for some reason. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com