“The Desperate Hour” takes on the sensitive subject matter of school shootings, only it never fully explores the chaos that goes on inside a terrorized building. Screenwriter Chris Sparling (“Greenland,” “The Sea of Trees”) remains on the outside of the developing situation, creating a suspense picture about a parent who realizes their own child is involved in the event, left to madly contact others to better understand if the teen is a killer or a victim. “The Desperate Hour” aims to be an unsettling viewing experience, observing a real-world situation of shocking confusion, following a single character as she speeds to a destination that will forever change her life. There’s tremendous disappointment that comes with the realization that Sparling isn't committing to an authentic depiction of anguish, eventually going Hollywood with a feature that’s refreshingly pure in its intensity for its first two acts. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Gasoline Alley
Unfortunately, “Gasoline Alley” isn’t a live-action adaptation of the long-running (103 years!) comic strip. Instead, it’s the latest offering of snoozy acting from Bruce Willis, who barely participates in this murder mystery, which presents Devon Sawa as a tattoo artist caught up in bad business that’s resulted in the deaths of four prostitutes. Sawa gets to have his Man on Fire moments, going steely and growly in the lead role, and there’s a curious credit here, with Tom Sierchio co-scripting the feature, previously known for his work on the fantastic 1993 film, “Untamed Heart.” Early hopes for something different from a Willis production are dashed fairly quickly, as co-writer/director Edward Drake doesn’t have the time or money to really think about the lurid material, trusting in routine chases and shootouts to get the endeavor to 90 minutes, skipping on a chance to really explore the griminess of the premise, unwilling to find a fresh way to deal with screen ugliness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Family Squares
Zoom is described as a “video teleconferencing software program,” and it became a very big deal during the COVID-19 pandemic. Zoom permitted large groups to gather online and interact in a way that kinda-sorta resembled the natural back and forth people had in “the before times.” It was also a valuable source for connection as isolation crept into our lives, giving loved ones a chance to see one another again, helping to briefly but effectively chase the lockdown blues away. “Family Squares” is a Zoom movie in a way, using the technology to bring together a group of actors tasked with portraying a dysfunctional family pulled together to deal with the death of the matriarch. Director Stephanie Laing (“Irreplaceable You”) offers an ambitious examination of communication and performance with the picture, and while she could seriously use another pass in the editing room, “Family Squares” does find its footing as a study of emotion and relationships dealing with various distances. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Big Gold Brick
“Big Gold Brick” is reminiscent of prefab cult films released in the early 2000s, when producers were trying to reach an alternative audience with brain-bleeders (e.g. “Donnie Darko,” “The Chumscrubber”), looking for young talent to do something quite different to attract attention. Making his feature-length helming debut is Brian Petsos, who takes viewers into the world of brain injuries with “Big Gold Brick,” which mixes the real and unreal in a dark comedy about relationships and the art of storytelling. Petsos comes prepared to show his stuff with the endeavor, overseeing a stylized, vaguely silly effort that’s meant to be a wild ride into psychosis, and one that requires 132 minutes of your time. There’s little reward for such a big ask from the production, as the material isn’t particularly amusing and lacks gravity as a study of a broken mind. Petsos wants the world with this offering, but it’s hard to remain interested in the movie’s frustrating indulgence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Butter
“Butter” is based on a 2012 YA novel by Erin Jade Lange, and its cinematic adaptation seems inspired by the major success of 2017’s “Wonder.” The two tales deal with the experience of being bullied and misunderstood, with external differences inspiring others to dehumanize the characters in subtle ways. “Butter” examines the difficultly of being morbidly obese in high school, with the eponymous teen struggling to be treated kindly while masterminding a dire plan to be understood by all. Lange’s material explore dark emotions and real-world pain, which is difficult to bring to the screen. Writer/director Paul A. Kaufman has all the good intentions in the world to create a sensitive understanding of the boy and his problems, but such ambition, as pure-hearted as it is, tends to cloud the complex emotions in play, making for a mediocre take on adolescent confusion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Nothing But Trouble
Warner Brothers went hunting for another kooky, crazy horror-esque comedy with 1991's "Nothing but Trouble," hoping to deliver another "Beetlejuice" with its blend of nightmarish imagery and slapstick encounters. The studio gave writer/director Dan Aykroyd a lot of money to bring his vision to life, entrusting the "Ghostbusters" architect to create an approachable viewing experience for a wide audience, believing in his bottomless imagination for the bizarre. What eventually made its way to theaters is a feature that's certainly out of its mind, with Aykroyd manufacturing a bizarre endeavor that revels in weirdness, offering unsettling extremity with what appears to be the helmer's idea of a live-action cartoon. "Nothing but Trouble" ultimately bombed at the box office, but the movie remains a highly curious blend of wacky creative decisions and lumpy funny business. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Flesh for Frankenstein
1973's "Flesh for Frankenstein" offers writer/director Paul Morrissey an opportunity to play with genre elements and wiggle out of past collaborator Andy Warhol's shadow, turning this take on Mary Shelley's original novel into a slightly campy, mostly sexualized celebration of gore and broad acting. A battle is being waged between seriousness and silliness during the run time, with Morrissey enjoying the messiness of it all, looking to provoke viewers with a presentation of artful madness that's incredibly well-constructed, with outstanding technical achievements helping to support unsteady storytelling and performances. It doesn't always connect, but "Flesh for Frankenstein" is certainly memorable. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Boardinghouse
Writer/director John Wintergate had a dream, looking to join the horror movie gold rush of the early 1980s with his own take on bodily destruction. The problem was, Wintergate didn't have money for film, electing to use video equipment instead, taking advantage of new leaps in technology. The result is 1983's "Boardinghouse," which has branded itself the first theatrical feature to be shot on video and released on 35mm, hoping to give audiences a decidedly muddy looking ride into the powers of telekinesis and the "Amityville Horror"-ish activity of a cursed house hungry for new victims to slaughter. Wintergate has all the ambition in the world, even starring in the endeavor, alongside his wife, Kalassu, but his aspiration doesn't translate to a riveting effort filled with style and cleverness. "Boardinghouse" is junky and often irritatingly random, with Wintergate trying to make sense of his own footage at times, putting his faith in creepy events and bloodshed to help viewers work through often incomprehensible creative decisions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Keep an Eye Out
Writer/director Quentin Dupieux was recently seen on American screens with "Deerskin," his ode to strange masculinity, insanity, and filmmaking. It was another creative success for the helmer, who enjoys the playfulness of absurdity, asking viewers to hang tight as he creates unusual dark comedies with deliberate pacing and plenty of surprises. Produced before "Deerskin," "Keep an Eye Out" is a Dupieux offering finally making its way to the U.S., giving fans a chance to catch up with the creator's oeuvre as he pursues a consistent moviemaking rhythm (his latest, "Mandibles," was released in the U.S. last summer). "Keep an Eye Out" is perhaps his most contained endeavor, largely taking place inside a police station, but it retains all the delightful mischief Dupieux is known for. He masterminds an especially long night of interrogation for a cop and a suspect, working with a limited space and budget superbly, conjuring a fascinating game of panic that triggers big laughs and a few gasps along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Sorority Slaughter
My first exposure to the ways of W.A.V.E. Productions was found in "Mail Order Murder," a documentary detailing the artistic vision of a company dedicated to the creation of extreme fetish videos for fans who often submitted their own requests, specifying their turn-ons. It wasn't cutesy stuff either, with the videos often including hardcore violence against women, feeding imaginations best left starved. "Mail Order Murder" was an eye- opening viewing experience and a well-done documentary, but now W.A.V.E. releases are coming to Blu-ray, with 1994's "Sorority Slaughter" testing the waters to see if VHS-shot obsessions from nearly 30 years ago can find an audience today. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection
With "The Fred Halsted Collection," Altered Innocence strives to bring the deep cult appeal of the filmmaker to a wider audience. It's a noble endeavor, distributing three shorts from the helmer, including "L.A. Plays Itself" (55:17), "Sextool" (61:06), and "The Sex Garage" (35:09), with each of the offerings highlighting Halstead's interest in experimental imagery and hardcore scenarios, working to bring a level of artfulness to underground cinema while preserving his fascination with titillation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Old Henry
Writer/director Potsy Ponciroli has a specific western tale to share with "Old Henry" that's wrapped in layers of enigmatic behaviors and obscured personal history. The story concerns a farmer in a precarious situation with a trio of outsiders, and it lines up perfectly with classic cowboy tales of outlaws and lawmen, and seems tailor-made for an aging Clint Eastwood, as it plays to the icon's sense of stillness and ways with glaring. However, Eastwood wasn't recruited for the part, finding Tim Blake Nelson claiming the role of an aging father fighting the ways of his past. Nelson's already played his fair share of southern characters. In fact, that's pretty much all the Oklahoma native plays, but he's skilled at bringing these personalities to life, and "Old Henry" fits the star like a glove. Nelson is exceptional here, bringing pure grit to the production, helping to escalate a slow-burn endeavor from Ponciroli. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Pursuit (2022)
He was once a staple of cable programming and bottom-shelf video store offerings, and now Andrew Stevens is trying to make his mark on the VOD action market, producing “Pursuit,” which, like so many of these low-budget endeavors, features a crummy script, poorly shot action, and the appearance of a once A-list actor (in this case, John Cusack) who’s now doing money gigs to pass the time. “Pursuit” is ridiculous, but not in fun way, with the production trying to get mean with graphic violence and sadistic characters, hoping to attract attention to a darker revenge story, and one that sometimes requires a whiteboard to follow. Director Brian Skiba (“Beverly Hills Christmas,” “Defending Santa,” and “Merry Ex Mas”) trades seasonal spirit for nasty business in rural Arkansas, and while he tries to squeeze in some style and severity, he can’t fight a dull script and bad acting, which this picture is loaded with. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Texas Chainsaw Massacre
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is the ninth installment of a franchise that began in 1974, and the original filmmakers weren’t exactly thinking about a long-running movie series at the time. The grotesque appetites of primary monster Leatherface have basically remained the same over the decades, but he’s taken many forms, deviating from the original endeavor, which was largely about grimy, grisly frights, shot like a snuff film. After the general blandness of 2017’s “Leatherface” and the absolute stupidity of 2013’s “Texas Chainsaw 3D,” “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” makes some effort to connect to the original Tobe Hooper classic, returning to the character of Sally Hardesty for a little long-time-coming revenge, aping the recent smash hit, “Halloween.” Sadly, for “Chainsaw” heads, this bit of visceral motivation doesn’t bring much to the feature, which aims to be simple, short (74 minutes before end credits), and slaughter-y, but offers nothing new to the brand name besides a modern setting. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Dog (2022)
After spending the last decade developing his position as a producer of films such as “Magic Mike” and “Logan Lucky,” Channing Tatum is ready to make the leap to direction, and he picks a layup project to best secure a future behind the camera. Joining partner Reid Carolin, Channing also co-scripts “Dog,” which examine the combative relationship between an ex-Army Ranger and the wounded military canine he’s tasked with bringing to her deceased handler’s funeral. It’s hard to dislike anything involving the healing powers of animal partnership, but Carolin and Tatum don’t think things through with the feature, preferring to make a scattered tale of mutual misery that hopes to be heartwarming, only to offer unlikable characters making confusing choices. “Dog” eventually gets to the sweet stuff, but the journey there is a rough ride most of the time, dependent on Channing’s charms to connect the dots. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Inspector Ike
As pop culture deep cuts go in 2022, “Inspector Ike” certainly has the weirdest inspiration in recent memory. Co-writers Ikechukwu Ufomadu and Graham Mason (who also directs) head back to the 1970s, looking to parody the state of television mystery movies, inventing a faux world for a gifted NYC detective and his periodic run-ins with murder. The pair concoct a comedy, and one created on a shoestring budget, limiting the technical replication of the picture, but Ufomadu and Mason manage to score some hearty laughs with this extremely specific valentine to the “Columbo” world of small-screen cops and their expert ways with sleuthing. “Inspector Ike” isn’t built for bigness, remaining a modest offering of silliness, and it largely succeeds through engaged, playful performances and occasional ideas that deliver on the promise of such a strange spoof. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Cursed (2022)
There’s not a lot of ways to approach a werewolf story, with freshness lacking when it comes to the ways of transforming bodies and vicious appetites. Writer/director Sean Ellis (“Cashback,” “Anthropoid”) searches for a new take on a monster movie, and he finds it with “The Cursed,” which brings such terror to the late 1800s, offering a story about land seizure, denial, and grief. There’s also the occasional sequence of stalking between predator and prey, but Ellis doesn’t go overboard with his moments of violence. Instead, he elects to take the slow-burn route, playing tribute to Hammer Films and their deliberate ways of exploring an unfolding nightmare. “The Cursed” isn’t always riveting, but it comes together as an intelligent study of werewolf fantasy and threat, doing something different with a well-worn concept. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – King Knight
Writer/director Richard Bates, Jr. enjoys the creation of idiosyncrasy. He’s been creatively successful with the stuff in recent years, previously helming “Tone-Deaf” and “Trash Fire,” getting something going with dryly executed weirdness that occasionally lands some huge laughs. He’s back to business with “King Knight,” which explores the bursting insecurity of a witch whose entire history of personal success as an adolescent is exposed to his coven, leaving him in a position of exposure he can’t immediately process. Bates, Jr. brings a healthy sense of humor to the endeavor, which is small in scale but steady with silliness, making for an enjoyable sit. It’s not the most ambitious feature, but the production achieves some good-natured hilarity with its limited budget, remaining strangely kind and cheery with this tale of wizardry and shame. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Uncharted
“Uncharted” is an adaptation of a video game series established in 2007. The franchise has been wildly popular with players, often described as an updated version of the Indiana Jones saga, sharing an appetite for high adventure and globetrotting treasure hunting. And now it’s a movie, because that’s apparently what gamers want to see, removing control of the action and putting it into the hands of producers itching to provide a big screen ride that could never replicate the experience of being the characters on a mission to find a fortune. “Uncharted” the film fails to summon a significant sense of excitement, struggling with miscastings and an overall sluggishness that doesn’t inspire a sense of awe or suspense that typically comes with this style of entertainment. It began life as a video game and probably should’ve stayed one. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Dracula: Dead and Loving It
The early 1990s brought the work of writer/director Mel Brooks to a new audience, and the audience wasn't exactly thrilled to see Mel Brooks. There was 1991's "Life Stinks," which was entirely sold as a Mel Brooks experience, dying a quick death at the box office. And his return to parody cinema, 1993's "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," managed to collect cult appreciation over time, but not initial multiplex interest. 1995's "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" was intended to be Brooks's grand return to the pantsing of horror movies, connected to 1974's "Young Frankenstein," one of his highest grossing endeavors and most beloved creative efforts. It was an uphill battle for the helmer, who attempts to have fun with vampire fever conjured by Francis Ford Coppola's "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and the endurance of the 1931 Bela Lugosi chiller, adding his increasingly tired Brooks-isms along the way. "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" might've been more energized if it was produced in the 1970s, but over two decades after "Young Frankenstein," the whole thing just lays there on the screen, fighting for funny business that never arrives. The Brooks touch is gone from this one, though he certainly tries to revive long dormant genre magic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















