Screenwriters Paul Reichelt and William Kaufman clearly like action movies from the 1980s, working to update the formula with “Osiris,” which often plays like a blend of “Aliens” and “Predator.” It’s derivative stuff from Kaufman, who’s been in the business of B-moviemaking for many years now, and he returns to the realm of limited lighting and locations in the endeavor, which is mostly set inside tiny, dark rooms. “Osiris” is small-time sci-fi, and it’s passably interesting to watch Kaufman treat the offering with seriousness, out to create an exploratory bruiser that pits human warriors against alien hunters. The feature isn’t big enough to really do its premise justice, and Kaufman isn’t clever enough of a filmmaker to make the routine of gunplay and exposition compelling. The picture means to pack a punch, but it rarely excites, and while actress Linda Hamilton is the sole focus of the marketing, it’s best to temper expectations for what’s nothing more than a glorified cameo for the once and future Sarah Connor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Lifeguard
1976's "Lifeguard" visits Californian beach life for some fun under the sun…and an early midlife crisis. Screenwriter Ron Koslow examines the heart of a seasoned lifeguard as he confronts the reality of his employment and life choices, aiming to cut a little deeper when it comes to a character study of a man in professional and personal turmoil. Director Daniel Petrie ("Fort Apache, The Bronx," "A Raisin in the Sun," "Cocoon: The Return") is clearly fighting to preserve a more meaningful examination of doubt, but there's always time for a little goofiness in the endeavor, which keeps introducing high jinks involving the crazy people out to enjoy the water (and participate in some crimes), though the material never quite commits to the silliness. "Lifeguard" is uneven at times, but when it attempts to grasp the struggles of the main character and his emotional battles, it finds interesting places to go, boosted by fine acting from star Sam Elliott, who really captures the push and pull of a guy living a breezy life until the day his age catches up with him. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Hundreds of Beavers
Co-writer/director Mike Cheslik takes on an unusual filmmaking challenge with "Hundreds of Beavers." He's resurrecting a silent movie approach to a cartoon-style study of survival and fur-trapping in the 1800s, going wild and wacky with the story of a man and his desperate need to bring in enough beaver pelts to win the hand of a young woman in the middle of a frozen forest. Silliness is the name of the game in "Hundreds of Beavers," which is non-stop nonsense from Cheslik, who shows remarkable creativity with his limited budget, working with whatever he can to bring his war of animal vs. man to life. It's a wild ride, and an exhausting one too, but before the feature loses steam with its parade of shenanigans, the production achieves an enjoyable level of madcap antics, sold via a charmingly tireless lead performance from Ryland Brickson Cole Tews (who co-scripts with Cheslik). Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Street Trash
1987's "Street Trash" is a bizarre feature. It was part of the "body melt" filmmaking movement of the decade, as moviemakers hunted for new ways to deliver exceptional gore to a rabid audience. Director J. Michael Muro and screenwriter Roy Frumkes actually managed the impossible, putting thought and care into their low-budget gross-out, which had something to share about the cruel disposability of life while turning characters into multi-colored puddles of flesh and blood. Co-writer/director Ryan Kruger bravely tries to recapture the vibe of the original picture with a remake of "Street Trash" (billed as "A Ryan Kruger Thing"), taking the action to South Africa for a new round of disgusting events and miserable people. The update doesn't match the '87 endeavor, as Kruger struggles with uneven tone and weak humor throughout the offering, which only really comes alive when destroying bodies. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Hard Truths
Writer/director Mike Leigh went uncharacteristically big in his last picture. Working under a sizable budget (for Leigh at least) and a different sense of scope, the helmer launched a historical epic in 2018's "Peterloo," but audiences weren't very interested in watching the lengthy endeavor. Instead of trying to top himself, Leigh returns to the intimacies of a domestic drama in "Hard Truths," which plays to his strengths as a storyteller favoring tough tales of distraught people recognizing the difficulties of their lives. Leigh doesn't go easy on the audience with the effort, taking a close look at a woman managing all sorts of mental health issues while handling family demands. "Hard Truths" cuts to the core with its study of emotional and physical pain, and while the cast is exceptional here, the feature fully belongs to star Marianne Jean-Baptiste, who provides a full-body understanding of a calcified person unwilling to participate in the world any longer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Smurfs (2025)
The Smurfs have been around for nearly 70 years, explored through most forms of media, including a highly successful cartoon series in the 1980s and various cinematic efforts, the last released in 2017. It’s been very strange to watch Paramount Pictures figure out how to sell a new Smurfs movie to today’s kids, electing to put 100% of their marketing might behind the casting of pop singer Rhianna as the voice of Smurfette, plastering her name everywhere they possibly can. Apparently The Smurfs and their extended hold on pop culture isn’t enough to excite potential viewers anymore. However, after seeing “Smurfs,” perhaps the studio is fully aware of what they’re doing, pushing to deflect attention from the film itself, which is missing a tremendous amount of charm and enjoyable comedy. Director Chris Miller (“Shrek the Third,” “Puss in Boots”) chases other animated offerings with the endeavor, limiting the natural appeal of the source material to create a wearisome picture that’s a blend of “Trolls” and “Inside Out.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Eddington
After scoring a box office and critical hit with 2019’s “Midsommar,” writer/director Ari Aster was offered an opportunity to take a big creative swing with a sizable budget. The gamble resulted in the creation of 2023’s “Beau is Afraid,” which failed to attract an audience, and perhaps understandably so. Aster crafted a picture that was intentionally unbearable, showing little interest in keeping viewers involved in his vision of absolute misery. Aster returns to screens with “Eddington,” and he’s not giving up on his mission to make the audience feel awful about the world around them. The helmer turns to the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic for this study of psychological corruption, returning to his love of tortured characters and the impossible situations of survival they find themselves in. “Eddington” has a range of interesting ideas to share about the insanity of the last five years, but Aster retains his habitual indulgences, losing the impact of his examinations the longer he draws out the run time. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
Sequels can mean big business for Hollywood, and recently there’s been the trend of resurrection in horror cinema, bringing back old franchises for fresh exploitation, while the people in charge of titles have the easiest job of all. There was 2018’s “Halloween,” which was a sequel to 1978’s “Halloween,” and there was 2022’s “Scream,” which was a continuation of 1996’s “Scream.” Now there’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” which connects to 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” putting co-writer/director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson (“Do Revenge”) in charge of reviving a brand name that’s been fully worked over (including two sequels and a television series), merging members of the original cast with a new team of panicking young characters. It’s a formula that resulted in box office success for other franchises, but the new “I Know What You Did Last Summer” isn’t exactly a thrilling ride of slasher cinema nostalgia, finding Robinson unable to recapture the simple charms of the original film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Fixed
There haven’t been many animated pictures made for adult audiences, but director Genndy Tartakovsky is the right person for the job. While he’s been building industry cred with his work on the first three “Hotel Transylvania” movies, the helmer has always shown interest in more mature visuals and hard-edged storytelling, as seen recently in his series, “Primal.” There’s nothing sophisticated about his latest, “Fixed,” but Tartakovsky is absolutely committed to providing an R-rated viewing experience for fans of crude cartoon adventures, making sure this study of a dog trying to save himself from being neutered deals directly with all kinds of canine behavior. “Fixed” wins on energy, offering a traditionally animated tour of coarse happenings and strange characters, and while laughs are limited, Tartakovsky is clearly having a ball (or two) with this tribute to animal activity and human-like neuroses. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Eden (2025)
While once a safe, dependable helmer of Hollywood entertainment, director Ron Howard’s recent career choices have been anything but predictable. His oeuvre could technically be classified as a roller coaster ride, going skyward with movies such as “Rush,” “Thirteen Lives,” and “Jim Henson: Idea Man.” And it’s plunged into the depths, including one of the worst films of 2020, “Hillbilly Elegy.” To his credit, most of these endeavors work to challenge Howard’s moviemaking skills, presenting him with different genres and locations to expand his storytelling horizons. “Eden” is one of those big swings, exploring a developing situation of survival on Floreana Island nearly 100 years ago. Screenwriter Noah Pink (“Tetris”) reheats a true tale of community tensions, out to examine the dramatic potential of strangers forced to endure the elements and one another in the middle of nowhere. “Eden” slips out of Howard’s control in many ways, though its examination of manipulation has its powerful moments. There’s just not enough of them to support the unsteady viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Saint Clare
“Saint Clare” is an adaptation of the 2012 book titled “Clare At Sixteen,” written by Don Roff. From all evidence, the novel has very little to do with the movie version, including the age of the eponymous character, who’s now a college student. Changes have been made to generate a more adult understanding of what’s really YA literature, but writer/director Mitzi Peirone doesn’t do enough to really shake up the threat level of the picture. “Saint Clare” (which was shot three years ago) hopes to be unsettling with its central mystery of missing women, and it looks to define a different kind of heroism with its lead character, a person using divine influence to take on the scum of the city. Peirone doesn’t have the money to make a nail-biter, so she delivers what’s basically an episode of television instead, playing the offering flatly and without surprises. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Guns Up
A study of Edward Drake’s filmography almost qualifies as a horror experience. He’s been grinding out low-budget actioners for five years now (nine movies in total), and all of them involved the participation of Bruce Willis (who, as we understand now, was fighting a painful health decline due to a developing dementia diagnosis), involving himself in a particularly icky professional situation that provided him with something of a career. It’s amazing there hasn’t been a book written about the alleged exploitation of Willis, but until that day arrives, we still have to deal with Drake, who returns with a new lead actor in Kevin James for “Guns Up,” which is very much like every other feature he’s previously helmed. Also claiming a screenwriting credit, Drake delivers an extraordinarily generic offering of violence and cutesiness in “Guns Up,” supplying nothing new to viewers as the endeavor goes through a tiresome routine of shoot-outs and unwelcome broadness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Congo
In 1993, there was "Jurassic Park." The feature was born to become event cinema, putting director Steven Spielberg to work transforming a Michael Crichton book into a must-see movie, and even better, the effort delivered on a huge scale. It was a technical marvel and a thrilling ride, and because "Jurassic Park" fulfilled its monetary and creative potential, Hollywood clearly wanted another one. "Congo" is also based on a Crichton book, and one that returns to the deep jungle to revisit exploration and animal threats, but there's no Spielberg to be found here. Instead, there's Frank Marshall, Spielberg's trusty producer who helped bring classics such as "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Poltergeist" pass the finish line. Marshall's directorial career started with promise, finding some sensitivity in 1993's "Alive," and he channeled his boss's way with suspense in 1990's "Arachnophobia." "Congo" seems like a slam-dunk production, but the dino odyssey was smoothly crafted and superbly acted. The gorilla chiller is clunky, campy, and strangely ineffective when summoning big screen thrills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Sliver
After dealing with the demands of supporting work and bad movies for a decade, Sharon Stone finally broke through to the big time in 1992's "Basic Instinct," making her mark in a charged erotic thriller. Naturally, Hollywood wanted another one just like it, positioning 1993's "Sliver" as Stone's next step toward superstardom, playing to her physical and performance strengths as another character caught up in a murder mystery and sexual games. Director Phillip Noyce (fresh off the success of "Patriot Games") and screenwriter Joe Eszterhas (who wrote "Basic Instinct") are certainly prepared to deliver a spicy, spooky understanding of personal issues and primal attraction, but "Sliver" is slippery, and it eventually succumbs to stupidity (courtesy of clumsy reshoots). However, all is not lost, finding mood to the offering that's initially appealing, as Noyce attempts to craft something seductive and disturbing with this take on voyeurism. It has its moments before it completely falls apart. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Racing with the Moon
Screenwriter Steve Kloves would go on to help create the cinematic world of the "Harry Potter" franchise, and even contributed to the bigness of superhero cinema in "The Amazing Spider-Man." In the early 1980s, he was just a struggling writer trying to sell a script, finally landing an opportunity with 1984's "Racing with the Moon." Kloves crafts a literary style understanding of youth during the tense years of World War II, following the exploits of two young men dealing with the reality of military service as they cling to the frivolity of their teenage years. It's a coming-of-age tale in many ways, giving director Richard Benjamin opportunities to explore sensitive days of concern and excitement as the characters come into contact with emotional experiences at home while facing possible finality oversees. "Racing with the Moon" commences with interesting scenes of friendship and courtship, as Benjamin really captures the wartime mood, also doing well setting up relationships. It's the last act that takes the material to a dramatic place it can't handle, as Kloves struggles to find a way out of the story, heading in the wrong direction as melodrama floods the endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Ghost Cat Anzu
"Ghost Cat Anzu" is an adaptation of a manga series that began in 2006. Directors Yoko Kuno and Nobuhiro Yamashita have quite the dramatic challenge in the material, which initially delivers a mild sense of comedy and episodic experiences, only to end with a battle between supernatural forces. The first half of the picture works the best, capturing a very strange but amusing sense of oddity with the eponymous character and his daily adventures. Once heavier plotting and fantasy worlds join the endeavor, "Ghost Cat Anzu" loses most of its appeal. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Madea’s Destination Wedding
Although Tyler Perry once proclaimed he was retiring his most popular character in 2019, Madea returns once again to wreak havoc on the lives of friends, family, and customer service workers. Perry goes the Adam Sandler route in “Madea’s Destination Wedding,” gifting himself a vacation with the endeavor, which takes the gun-totin’ grandmother and her troubled clan to the Bahamas for a change of scenery. There’s more sun and hotel action in the picture, but Perry isn’t about to alter his usual way of moviemaking business, intent on keeping the offering crude in every way. “Madea’s Destination Wedding” is more of the same from the filmmaker, who offers sloppy work and random screenwriting, and Perry has no interest in timing, keeping the tiresome effort caught up in endless riffing and episodic shenanigans, only saving storytelling for the very end of this dismal feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Don’t Log Off
Screenlife movies are difficult to pull off. The subgenre requires viewers to sit with characters as they work with their keyboards and phones, often in suspense situations involving killers and predators. There’s not much movement to be found, beyond screen activity, creating inherent limitations when it comes to physical action, which is usually paired with thrillers and chillers. “Don’t Log Off” is another attempt at screenlife suspense, this time examining the dangerous ways of a video conference birthday party, with the guests pulled into a troubling evening when one of their own goes missing during the gathering. Co-writer/directors Brandon and Garrett Baer show a command of screen movement and are dedicated to making sure viewers understand these personalities, but “Don’t Log Off” doesn’t come to life with any sort of fear factor. The picture is lethargic and anticlimactic, and the helmers don’t solve any of the storytelling issues that come with this style of filmmaking, remaining muted with horrors meant to shock the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Superman (2025)
It’s interesting to note that writer/director James Gunn has made seven movies over the last 20 years, and six of them have been based on or influenced by comic books. The man loves superhero cinema, and the success of his “Guardians of the Galaxy” series has turned him into an industry authority, even placed into a leadership role for DC Studios, tasked with launching a fresh round of world-building for the comic book company. “Superman” is meant to pour the foundation for this new direction, giving Gunn control of arguably the most famous superhero of all time, and one who’s been brought to the big screen on many occasions. The new “Superman” is striving to be massive and loaded with comic book references, but there’s a limit to how much the screenplay can take before it starts to ignore its primary appeal, and Gunn’s feature gets close to collapsing on multiple occasions. It’s loaded with characters and story, though it’s really at its best when dealing with Superman, giving star David Corenswet an opportunity to shine as he carries a wobbly, overwritten franchise-starter across the finish line. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Sovereign
“Sovereign” is based on a true story, using the details of the 2010 West Memphis police shootings to inspire a study of American insanity as it spreads throughout the land and across generations. Writer/director Christian Swegal makes his feature-length helming debut with the endeavor, and he dips into a particularly dark tale of influence, examining the experience of a teenage boy who’s completely guided by his father’s radicalization, eventually challenged to understand his parent’s poisonous way of thinking as he begins to mature into an adult. “Sovereign” is a riveting picture that aims to identify the frustration of those lost to indoctrination, also providing a parallel perspective with law enforcement to balance out the viewing experience. Swegal is careful and observant with the film, which reaches many chilling moments and painful reminders of U.S. extremism, and it’s held together by star Nick Offerman, who provides a searing performance in one of the best roles of his career. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com




















