• Blu-ray Review – Steele Justice

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    Just what does one do with Martin Kove? I'm sure this was a question Hollywood was wrestling with during the 1980s, trying to make sense of Kove's ascendance to screen villainy in "The Karate Kid," where the actor made a tremendous impression on audiences, fueling the film's masterful way with climatic payoff. But could he carry an entire endeavor with such intensity? After decades in television and supporting parts in features, 1987's "Steele Justice" was Kove's hour of power, gifted a Rambo-esque revenge thriller that offered the star a chance to emote, destroy, and snarl, trying to fit in with the decade's generation of action heroes. Kove is game, committed to his character and the production's vision for citywide violence, but "Steele Justice" is one incredibly goofy picture. A B-movie that doesn't make much time for logic, the effort crashes through cliché and absurdity, building up a rhythm of roughhousing that showcases Kove's masculinity and writer/director Robert Boris's imagination for mayhem. It's not good work, but it does work with lowered expectations.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Back Roads

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    When director Martin Ritt and actress Sally Field collaborated in 1979, the result was "Norma Rae," a penetrating drama about one woman's personal awakening. When Ritt and Field reteamed in 1981, the result was "Back Roads," which effectively ruined all the goodwill "Rae" created, tarnishing the production's post-Oscar-winning glow. While Ritt's helmed his share of disappointments, nothing has been quite as misguided as "Back Roads," which does everything wrong in terms of thespian charm and narrative momentum, striving to generate romantic comedy butterflies with a sobering story of failure. Perhaps enamored with the potential to mount a road movie featuring two busted-but-not-broken characters striving to share their hearts of gold with each other, Ritt loses touch with the essentials of personality, conflict, and storytelling, unable to guide the effort as stars Field and Tommy Lee Jones share what's politely called "negative chemistry," visibly looking like they'd rather be anywhere else but in this film. It's difficult to blame them. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – 99 Homes

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    After building a name for himself with low-budget films such as "Goodbye Solo" and "Man Push Cart," writer/director Ramin Bahrani graduated to more high-profile fare with 2013's "At Any Price," starring Dennis Quaid and Zac Efron. A tale of farmland woe and family sin, the feature was a melodramatic disaster, punishing audiences with ridiculously broad performances and absurd writing. Bahrani recovers a bit of his old mojo with "99 Homes," which surveys the state of the nation in 2010 as it deals with a ruined housing market and destitute owners. It's a movie about the acid burn of morality in the face of financial reward, and Bahrani has the right idea during the picture's early moments, which pinpoint the shame, horror, and emotional violence of eviction in a deeply disturbing manner. The rest of "99 Homes" doesn't reach the same level of authenticity, finding Bahrani returning to old habits as subtlety is replaced by opera, ruining the primal scream of the effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Nice Guys

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    It’s hard to believe that “The Nice Guys” is only Shane Black’s third directorial effort. The famed screenwriter’s influence (“Lethal Weapon,” “The Long Kiss Goodnight”) has reverberated throughout the industry for decades, but Black is only really getting started when it comes to personalized cinematic pursuits. His debut was 2005’s appealingly noir-ish comedy, “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,” but that promise eventually found itself with a plastic grocery bag wrapped over its head for “Iron Man 3,” an enormous production that showed little patience for Black’s DNA. “The Nice Guys” returns the director to his old stomping grounds, finding a reason to revisit Los Angeles with a silly detective story that’s soaking wet with Blackisms. It’s not an especially successful film, but here’s a handy tip: if you’re not laughing within the first ten minutes, there’s no reason to hang around for the remaining 100. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

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    2014’s “Neighbors” was a disappointment. Handed a surefire premise that encouraged sustained silliness, and the feature exhausted itself before it had a chance to truly begin, sticking to tired trends for humor, while periodic dips into bodily function business only emphasized a lack of production imagination. Bravely, “Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising” attempts to race the original film to the bottom. A slapdash sequel quickly churned out to cash in on a surprise box office performer, the follow-up doesn’t transform a simple plot into a franchise. Instead of innovation, “Sorority Rising” furiously rehashes original elements in a manner that makes “Die Hard 2” look like “The Godfather: Part II.” If you’ve seen “Neighbors,” you’ve already seen “Neighbors 2.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Angry Birds Movie

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    “The Angry Birds Movie” arrives a little late, trying to cash in on the video game’s popularity, which has been waning since 2012. The pop culture moment has passed, but the production is determined to make something exciting with the simple formula of birds and pigs going to war. There are no surprises in “The Angry Birds Movie,” though there is a curious lack of laughs when exploring this collision of combative animals, finding an interesting and varied voice cast powerless to bring the funny with unimaginative screenwriting and direction that favors chaos as a means to entertain. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Kindergarten Cop 2

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    After scoring a major box office success with 1988’s “Twins,” star Arnold Schwarzenegger explored comedy once again with director Ivan Reitman in 1990’s “Kindergarten Cop.” This time, the pairing pants Schwarzenegger’s action persona, challenging established brawn with the unpredictable energy and honesty of children, finding a unique way to celebrate the actor’s strengths by taking him out of his comfort zone in a broadly comic manner. It took 26 years for Universal to come up with a sequel, but they’ve gone the DTV route, replacing Schwarzenegger with Dolph Lundgren, hoping to find the same silly vibe with another screen behemoth invading a classroom filled with 5 year olds. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Lobster

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    In the world of director Yorgos Lanthimos, up is down and down is up. He’s a helmer who embraces the surreal and the strikingly authentic, using elements of performance art to explore the human condition as it experiences unusual extremity and isolation. Lanthimos first caught attention with 2009’s “Dogtooth,” and he returns to US art-houses with another vision of codependency in “The Lobster,” which also gifts him a larger budget and name actors to guide through his peculiar world-view. “The Lobster” is meant to be a great many things, and it’s largely successful with all of them, but what really pops here is Lanthimos’s hunger for the strange and his obsession with the heart, taking the long way around peculiar character interactions to explore the meaning of companionship. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com 

  • Film Review – Men & Chicken

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    “Men & Chicken” is the latest release from writer/director Anders Thomas Jensen, his first in over a decade. In his time away from the camera, it seems he’s built up a hearty appetite for dark material, masterminding a strange look at a dysfunctional family made up of possibly monstrous siblings. Darkly comic interests remain to keep the picture approachable, but the Danish production is pretty severe as it inspects brotherly love and philosophical reach. Thankfully, Jensen isn’t going for cheap laughs with the grotesqueries of “Men & Chicken,” instead working to find the soul of his screenplay and treat these oddballs with a degree of understanding and, if one squints hard enough, love. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hard Sell

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    “Hard Sell” is the tamest take on a movie that’s kinda, sorta about prostitution. It’s not exactly “Risky Business,” but writer/director Sean Nalaboff has the opportunity to launch a bawdy teen comedy about opportunism and exploitation. Instead of raunchy entertainment, the helmer attempts something far more sincere, inspecting the emotional wounds of his damaged characters, searching for unpredictable ways to explore familiar material. “Hard Sell” isn’t as exhaustively meaningful as it would like to be, but Nalaboff has the right idea, avoiding traditional adolescent high jinks to identify vulnerabilities, prizing matters of the heart more than laughs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Jackie Robinson

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    In his 1994 production, "Baseball," director Ken Burns set aside time to explore the career of Jackie Robinson and his influences on the sport and national race relations. There was no room for an in-depth examination of Jackie's life and times, with his experience largely detailed in suspect bio-pics (like the recent "42") and periodic interviews before his death in 1972. Championed by his widow, Rachel, "Jackie Robinson" allows Burns and his team (including co-directors Sarah Burns and David McMahon) a chance to take in an entire life, offering a four-hour documentary that tracks Jackie from birth to death and beyond, highlighting his famous sporting dominance, racial unease, and eventual experience away from the baseball diamond. It's a long journey, but as always with Burns and Co., it's incredibly informative and smoothly assembled, permitting a new opportunity to see Jackie Robinson as he was: a man, not a stoic superhero.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Secret Admirer

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    Released during the blur of teen cinema in the 1980s, "Secret Admirer" often plays like an effort from the 1940s. While R-rated and periodically raunchy, co-writer/director David Greenwalt infuses the feature with unexpected good taste, laboring to find an alternative way to play up shenanigans featuring horny teens without giving in to the habits of the subgenre. Not that "Secret Admirer" is a film fit for the entire family, but I've never encountered a picture about sex that was so afraid to mention the word "sex" when detailing a few amorous escapades, almost going out of its way to deny salacious details. Lacking invention but agreeably acted, the movie invests entirely in misunderstandings, more interested in the potential for a farce than a true inspection of virgin confusion. Greenwalt has the chance to do something special with the material, but his timing is stiff, his writing dull, and his lead character absurdly unappealing.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Beat Street

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    1984's "Beat Street" was supposed to be the major breakdancing movie hit of the summer, only to find its thunder stolen by Cannon Films, who rushed "Breakin'" into theaters earlier in the season, capturing the hearts and allowance money of American teenagers hunting for a cinematic representation of the body-quaking fad. While "Breakin'" was a cartoon, "Beat Street" endeavors to represent the soul of hip hop culture, offering a more sobering take on battling gangs, the achievement of lofty dreams, and the reality of poverty in the big city. It's still semi-comical stuff, but the feature is more interested in characterization, putting its collection of dancers, artists, and DJs through an emotional obstacle course that's only broken up by extended displays of acrobatic moves.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Shadows in an Empty Room

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    Supercop cinema heads to the Great White North in "Shadows in an Empty Room," a 1976 production directed by Alberto De Martino ("The Pumaman"). Taking intrigue and murder to the rough streets of Quebec, the picture has a certain cultural point of view to keep it engaging, offering a mystery populated with restrained, almost polite participants. The helmer strives to keep the feature eventful and, at times, horrific, and for those who enjoy their police adventures with real bite, "Shadows in an Empty Room" supplies an enormous amount of crashing and smashing to fill up its run time, with De Martino more committed to the essentials of bodily harm than the nuances of a whodunit. And thank goodness for that. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Money Monster

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    When Jodie Foster directs a movie, it should be an event. The lifelong actress certainly has the experience to create riveting, emotionally authentic cinema, and her eye for casting should be second to none, showcasing an innate awareness of performance limitations. And yet, Foster routinely churns out mediocre features that fail to reach some lofty creative goals. Her latest disappointment is “Money Monster,” which initially positions itself as a scathing indictment of provocative Wall Street business practices, but quickly transforms into a Movie of the Week, eaten alive by contrivances and a maddening refusal to take the premise seriously, exposing mental and professional illness on all sides. Foster isn't identifying financial world crimes in “Money Monster,” she's celebrating them, turning personal ruin and chilling corruption into fodder for an exceptionally tedious thriller, and one that somehow has the idea it’s doing God's work by being so stupid. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Darkness

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    Director Greg McLean is best known for his work on “Wolf Creek” and its sequel, establishing him as a genre filmmaker with an appetite for violence and silent menace emerging from corporeal threats. His interests turn to the supernatural for “The Darkness,” a ghost story that’s never really about malicious spirits, showing more interest in exploring a dysfunctional family challenged by poor communication, behavioral issues, and alcoholism. There’s barely any room for frights in this dismal, uneventful chiller, but McLean isn’t going down without a fight. Packing plenty of cheap scares and loose logic in this misfire, the helmer tries to tart up “The Darkness” with expected noise, but it never comes together as imagined, failing to compete with other, better haunted house tales. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Family Fang

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    As actor Jason Bateman continues his journey into film direction, his projects grow increasingly interesting, though their execution isn’t always as inspired. In “Bad Words,” Bateman guided a vulgar comedy about a reckless spelling bee contestant that transformed into a dark domestic drama. “The Family Fang” abandons the crutch of shock value and immediately hunts down parental ills and their lasting impact on children. Written by David Lindsay-Abaire (“Rabbit Hole”), who adapts Kevin Wilson’s celebrated novel, “The Family Fang” is loaded with potential, erecting a juicy mystery to propel the story, while characters are dealt their share of dysfunction. Bateman definitely shows improvement behind the camera, but the effort isn’t always as intriguing as the helmer believes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – I Am Wrath

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    Although the feature was in development long before the release of 2014’s “John Wick,” “I Am Wrath” can’t help but come off as a poorly designed rip-off, exploring the same elements of the stellar Keanu Reeves picture, but lacking directorial flourish, storytelling clarity, and credible performances. John Travolta steps into the retired killer role for this round of criminal extermination, but he’s truly lost here, struggling to make sense of his character and director Chuck Russell’s complete mangling of theme. “I Am Wrath” is trashy and forgettable, and it never ceases to feel like a missed opportunity to have some B-movie fun with angry men out to stomp on urban scum.  Read the rest at Blu-ray.com