• Film Review – My Dead Friend Zoe

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    The title “My Dead Friend Zoe” seems like it should belong to a Touchstone Pictures release from 1993, hinting at a goofy horror comedy to come. Co-writer/director Kyle Hausmann-Stokes makes his feature-length debut with the movie (adapting his 2022 short), and he’s only marginally interested in laughs. The rest of the endeavor concerns the brewing storm of feelings inside an Army veteran working to avoid the details of her past. “My Dead Friend Zoe” carries a slightly bizarre tone for its first half, but Hausmann-Stokes has a final destination in mind for the material, packing quite an emotional punch with the film, which seeks to examine mental health issues facing military veterans. There’s tough love to survey in the offering, and it’s a capably assembled drama with excellent acting to support its message of human connection and self-examination. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – I Heart Willie

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    “I Heart Willie” is the third production to exploit the public domain status of “Steamboat Willie,” arriving after “The Mouse Trap” and “Mouse of Horrors” (a fourth competitor, “Screamboat,” is due out soon) There’s been a race to see who can reach the newly freed Mickey Mouse first, and with such production speed comes substantial filmmaking sloppiness, as little thought or money is put into endeavors looking to coast on the perversion of brand recognition. “I Heart Willie” is a Mexican production attempting to make a mess of Disney history, putting actor/screenwriter David Vaughn (who receives “characters created by” and sole writing credits) on a mission to generate a terrifying descent into the vicious ways of a monstrous “mouse-man” and his endless appetite for human flesh. Director Alejandro G. Alegre gets about as far as torture and suffering in the feature, which isn’t suspenseful, but something created quickly to cash-in on a trend that, so far, viewers don’t really care about. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cold Wallet

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    After the quick box office death of 2023’s “Dumb Money,” it’s amazing that another movie about Reddit-born financial horrors would be put into production. “Cold Wallet” turns its attention to the ways of cryptocurrency and some of the manipulation employed to keep certain people rich while others are ruined. However, co-writer/director Cutter Hodierne isn’t interested in the specific financial ways of the industry, instead using the frustrations of the have nots to fuel a thriller, taking things into a “Panic Room” direction, only without Fincher-led precision. “Cold Wallet” is a little lacking when it comes to thrills, but the feature has a few highlights as it focuses on confrontations and the messiness of a hostage situation. Perhaps those invested in this particular monetary realm might get a little something extra out of the viewing experience, but Hodierne delivers a few scenes of intensity to go with the tale’s long night of paranoia. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rats (2025)

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    “Rats” comes from the minds of co-writers/directors Carl Fry and Maxwell Nalevansky, who make their feature-length filmmaking debut with the endeavor. And the partners are trying to stuff as much as they can into the offering, out to make a wild, absurdist comedy that follows the everyday insanity of Fresno, TX. It’s a town home to petty crime, unhinged people, and the site of a possible sale of nuclear weapons to terrorists. Those weaned on Adult Swim programming are the target demographic for the effort, which almost exclusively rides along on shock humor and pronounced oddity, putting Fry and Nalevansky on a journey to make an extreme movie on a minimal budget. “Rats” is definitely crazy, and there are laughs to be had along the way, especially when the helmers try for inspired lunacy. But even the most die-hard fans of cinematic nuttiness might find themselves checking the time during the viewing experience, as Fry and Nalevansky can’t quite sustain their vision for this explosion of egos and bodily fluids. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Uppercut

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    “Uppercut” has a slightly bewildering production history. It’s a remake of a 2021 German film, which was written and directed by Torsten Ruether. The helmer returns to create an English-language remake, which may have been originally conceived as two features, presented in “Still” and “Sparkling” versions. Whatever creative ambition was originally in place for the endeavor has been removed for the second stab at the premise, likely edited together from two tales of boxing challenges and relationship difficulties. Ruether hopes to bring some sporting philosophy and intimate characterizations to the effort, but “Uppercut” loses a battle with pacing and performance. It’s more of a theatrical production than a cinematic experience, and Ruether can’t make it come alive, struggling to generate interesting conflicts and concerns as this extremely talky picture frequently crawls to a full stop. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Blonde on a Bum Trip

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    1936's "Reefer Madness" is generally considered the gold standard of anti-drug exploitation films, with its melodrama and behavioral extremity helping the picture work past its serious intent to become an unintentional comedy classic. 1968's "Blonde on a Bum Trip" isn't nearly as entertaining, but it also attempts to explore the dark side of experimentation, with director Raf Mauro trying to ride drug trends of the decade, creating a study of manipulation that turns into a night of murder. Or whatever. The events in the movie aren't terribly clear, which is both a highlight and lowlight of the endeavor, as Mauro is basically forcing a crime story on what appears to be random footage he's collected. Technical finesse isn't welcome to this party, with "Blonde on a Bum Trip" slapdash and goofy. However, there's fun to be had if you're looking for it, as the effort captures the weirdness of the 1960s and its ragtag cinematic pursuits, watching Mauro try to piece together something coherent for a young audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Mothers’ Instinct

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    "Mothers' Instinct" is a remake of a 2018 French film from director Olivier Masset-Depasse, which was an adaptation of a 2012 novel by author Barabra Abel. Screenwriter Sarah Conradt is tasked with reviving the material for an American remake, and helming duties are handed to Benoit Delhomme. The respected cinematographer ("The Theory of Everything," "The Scent of Green Papaya") makes his directorial debut with "Mothers' Instinct," facing a creative challenge with familiar material to some, trying to refresh a story that's largely dependent on maintaining a level of surprise. There's a lot going on in the feature, which carries the mood of melodrama but slowly turns into something else, and Delhomme has game actresses in Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway, who bring a fine level of itchiness to the movie. The talent brings the endeavor to life, maintaining an appealing atmosphere of disturbing behavior as the story goes to strange places, but not always with confidence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Little Blue Box

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    There are no deleted scenes in adult film production, only opportunities for new features. Recycling is the general theme of 1979's "The Little Blue Box," which is a blend of new footage trying to build a story around older footage from other cinematic endeavors. What director Don Walters offers here isn't a crude stitch job, but a movie that's decently imagined, finding a reasonably organic way to blend all sorts of lustful encounters, doing so with a winning performance from star Jennifer Welles, who portrays two different characters caught up in the lure of television magic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Little Orphan Sammy

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    "Annie" mania quickly took over the world in the late 1970s, with the Broadway show becoming a staple of musical theater, capturing viewer hearts with its warm study of family love and kid-sized moxie. And you can bet your bottom dollar that the adult film industry was going to have some interest in working with that kind of publicity. 1977's "Little Orphan Sammy" is more of a play on the original comic strip version of "Annie," with director Don Walters trying to replicate the bold colors and bigness of emotion that's typically found on the page, going wild with the tale of an orphaned man sent out into the world, generally unaware he's in the middle of an evil plot to steal energy secrets. It's the 1930s and the '70s smashed into one strange comedy that almost doesn't have interest in creating carnal activity. "Little Orphan Sammy" is certainly entertaining, with the cast grasping the heightened tone of the material, delivering enthusiastic performances. The feature gets a tad exhausting as it attempts to monitor the action of multiple characters, but the overall anarchy of the endeavor is something to see. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cleaner (2025)

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    There’s always room for a “Die Hard” knockoff. The influential 1988 actioner has inspired a whole bunch of imitators using the central idea of one heroic character battling many villainous ones inside a single location. “Cleaner” seems to have the working parts, mostly taking place around a high rise building, and a team of terrorists are interrupting a business celebration, putting the safety of all in the hands of someone who isn’t supposed to be in the building. And yet, the feature (scripted by Simon Uttley, Paul Andrew Williams, and Matthew Orton) isn’t fully giving into the John McClane way. Perhaps there’s not enough of a budget to really go wild, keeping the physical highlights of “Cleaner” to the final act. While mayhem is limited, the picture remains entertaining, taking on a different kind of antagonistic force, and star Daisy Ridley provides welcome spiritedness, giving director Martin Campbell (who recently fumbled “Dirty Angels”) something to work with as the writing finds its way to more dynamic events. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Ex-Husbands

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    Written and directed by Noah Pritzker, “Ex-Husbands” is a story about men facing tremendous changes in their lives, and they have very little patience for it. It’s something of a comedy, but it’s mostly dramatic, inspecting how these people handle upheaval and grand emotional challenges while trying to remain social and understanding. Pritzker has the advantage of a fine cast to inhabit these itchy roles, with special attention on Griffin Dunne, who rarely receives a chance to sink his teeth into a character these days, offering an excellent performance while surrounded by strong work from the rest of the ensemble. “Ex-Husbands” has the initial atmosphere of a Woody Allen film, as the helmer threatens to remain with human foibles and New York City moods, but the picture grows more interested in behavior as it unfolds, making for a small-scale inspection of struggling personalities and their adventures in Mexico. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Old Guy

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    It’s been a few years since actor Christoph Waltz enjoyed a major role, but he’s back in starring mode in “Old Guy.” Putting aged thespians in action hero roles has become a common sight in recent years, but Waltz isn’t going all John Wick in the part. Instead, he plays up the creakiness and crankiness of an older hitman receiving his first taste of obsolescence, as his character is confronted by a chilling reality when he’s asked to help support a younger assassin during an important mission for his criminal organization. There’s not a whole lot that’s fresh in the screenplay by Greg Johnson (“The Last Son”), but there’s Waltz, who offers a colorful performance to help liven up “Old Guy” for director Simon West, providing some much needed personality for the endeavor as it goes about the business of underworld scheming and rising anxieties. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Jade

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    Former stunt performer James Bamford is trying to make his mark as a filmmaker as fast as humanly possible. “Jade” is the helmer’s sixth release in just over a year, as Bamford is in the midst of churning out low budget actioners carrying nondescript titles (such as “Utopia,” “Hard Home,” and “Shadow Land.”), attempting to flood the VOD/streaming market with forgettable offerings that all tend to supply the same lack of style and basic fight choreography. “Jade” intends to be a little different, as screenwriters Glenn Ennis and Lynn Colliar make a brief attempt to celebrate the blaxploitation subgenre in this story of a woman facing waves of trouble as she tries to survive a particularly violent night. The feature is an absolute mess, and while Bamford hopes to fog the reality of this dismal endeavor with lots of physical conflicts, he’s still stuck with a movie that has no real story or characters, and, at times, the film doesn’t even seem finished. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Millers in Marriage

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    Writer/director/actor Edward Burns hasn’t made a movie of note since 2012’s “The Fitzgerald Family Christmas,” where he dissected the ways of a dysfunctional family and their unhealthy relationships. Burns returns in “Millers in Marriage,” once again dissecting the ways of a dysfunctional family and their unhealthy relationships. The helmer has his thing, spending most of his career examining troubled characters and their partnerships, and he’s right back into it in his newest film, following a collection of aging people reunited with regret and possibility as they attempt to lead stable lives. “Millers in Marriage” is not a comedy, as Burns gets very somber in the endeavor. Its darkness is mostly an asset, and while the helmer doesn’t show the best judgment with some of his casting choices, he delivers a reasonably compelling overview of sadness in the picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Unbreakable Boy

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    “The Unbreakable Boy” has endured quite a long journey to the screen. It was originally shot in 2020, bouncing around the release schedule since 2022, unable to find a proper launch date. And, after seeing the movie, one immediately appreciates such studio hesitation. The film is an adaptation of a 2014 memoir co-authored by Scott Michael LeRette, who wanted to share his story of parenthood and personal demons while also highlighting the world of his son, Austin, who was born with brittle bone disease and was eventually diagnosed with autism. The material is titled “The Unbreakable Boy,” but, surprisingly, Austin plays something of a smaller role in the story. LaRette elects to make the tale all about himself, putting writer/director Jon Gunn (“The Case for Christ,” “Ordinary Angels”) in a difficult position as he relies on inspirational cinema formula to keep the offering approachable. The picture is all over the place at times, making its sustained artificiality difficult to digest. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Popeye’s Revenge

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    The slight success of “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” has really inspired a free-for-all in the realm of low-budget horror films. New introductions to public domain availability are being snapped up and turned into VOD filler, with Pooh himself stretched out for two movies (a third is on the way), and the Mickey Mouse from “Steamboat Willie” is currently inspiring a slew of cheapie productions, joined by Peter Pan and Bambi. And now it’s time for Popeye the Sailor Man. “Popeye’s Revenge” is not a sequel to the 1980 Robert Altman musical, but the newest release from ITN Studios, the home of “Blood and Honey,” and they’re quick to recycle the formula for their latest slasher, as it plays almost exactly like the Pooh offering. And that’s not a good thing, as director William Stead has no idea what he’s doing in the endeavor, which is loaded up with too many characters, a nonsensical screenplay (by Harry Boxley and E.C. Segar), and crude technical achievements. And there’s Popeye in kill mode, and that isn’t nearly as amusing as it could be thanks to the amateurish nature of the effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Stepfather (1987)

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    Scripted by Donald E. Westlake, 1987's "The Stepfather" has a classic set-up for suspense, analyzing the ways of a serial killer as he tries to balance delusion with bloodlust while playing the part of a perfect dad. Based on a real case of domestic horror, the feature elects to go more of a Hollywood route, playing into the trends of the decade as slasher business and exploitation bits compete for screen time with a competent psychological chiller. "The Stepfather" has the benefit of being more concerned with human elements than the usual B-movie, helped along by some terrific performances and a sharp sense of escalation from Westlake, who gives director Joseph Ruben (who would go on to refine his genre work on 1991's "Sleeping with the Enemy") plenty of madness to handle as a seemingly idyllic domestic experience worsens for a deranged individual. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hell’s Trap

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    The perils of masculinity largely drive the action of 1989's "Hell's Trap," with men making terrible errors in judgment in the name of dominance. Director Pedro Galindo III ("Vacation of Terror II") aims for frights, but he also arranges something of a survival picture, teasing elements of "Rambo" to accompany the slasher film formula. The Mexican production is a low-budget affair, with most of the tale taking place in the woods, and while excitement is limited, the movie has some enthusiasm to offer. "Hell's Trap" is short (76 minutes), which helps, as the general backyard production vibe only connects during a few scenes, though the helmer has some assistance from the cast, with young performers eagerly participating in the tale of human hunting. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Woman in Love: A Story of Madame Bovary

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    1978's "Woman in Love: A Story of Madame Bovary" is a take on the classic 1857 novel by Gustave Flaubert. The source material is used to inspire an adult cinema version of desire and disruption, following the passions of a woman who wants to experience everything as she moves from lover to lover. Director Kemal Horulu tries to turn the endeavor into a classy take on betrayal, employing a large cast and mining some dark emotions as he also tends to the needs of carnal activity. It's a somewhat strange mix of melodrama and heat, but it's varied enough to engage, providing opportunities for the actors to handle conflict and bedroom activity in a semi-consistent feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Late Night with the Devil

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    "Late Night with the Devil" returns viewers to the ways of television talk shows in the 1970s, where looser standards for constant audience engagement meant that wild situations could develop. With horror fanatics typically favoring a younger demographic, it'll be interesting to see if there's an audience for the feature, which uses the conventions of network television programming from 50 years ago to serve as inspiration for a demonic possession film. Writer/directors Cameron and Colin Cairnes ("100 Bloody Acres," "Scare Campaign") have the right idea for what's technically a found footage endeavor, creating a special evening of surprise for the host of the show, "Night Owls." "Late Night with the Devil" visibly battles to come up with stuff to do to fill 90 minutes of screen time, but the helmers deliver effective atmosphere for the effort, which periodically scores with T.V. replication and visits to the dark side. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com