• Film Review – Brick Mansions

    BRICK MANSIONS Paul Walker

    The Luc Besson-created “District 13” and its sequel, “District 13: Ultimatum,” were interesting riffs on the “Escape from New York” template. Boasting a distinct French style and appropriately curt lead performances from David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli, the features also had a hand in bringing the evasion discipline of parkour to the masses, employing fleet-footed antics to jazz up the norm. The films were awfully fun, dusted with that Besson magic that makes mediocrity highly engaging. “Brick Mansions” is the Americanized remake, and Besson (who returns as co-screenwriter) is all out of sorcery. Dismal, appallingly shot and edited, and cast with the least interesting actors around, it’s clear that this carnival ride of flips, jumps, and gentrification should’ve remained a distant European memory. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cuban Fury

    CUBAN FURY Nick Frost Chris O'Dowd

    I like Nick Frost. Who doesn’t like Nick Frost? But I’m not sure what the actor is trying to accomplish with “Cuban Fury,” his English take on the American underdog genre. Ostensibly a movie that celebrates the art of salsa dancing, it’s filled with all sorts of clichéd screenwriting that barely makes sense. There’s a terrific cast here ready to play with Frost, a few of them more jubilant than the leading man, but “Cuban Fury” doesn’t have a personality of its own, in dire need of a more robust collection of laughs and a few less painfully contrived subplots. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wolf Creek 2

    WOLF CREEK 2 John Jarratt

    A hit in its native Australia, 2005’s “Wolf Creek” failed to find much of an audience in the U.S. Compounding the pain of its cold box office dismissal, the effort is one of a handful of movies to receive a grade of F from the audience-polling firm, Cinemascore (a dubious company, but the distinction remains), suggesting that those who saw the picture hated it. Glacial and needlessly sadistic, “Wolf Creek” wasn’t the type of horror experience than lends itself to a franchise expansion, but don’t ever doubt the conviction of a struggling filmmaking. Director Greg Mclean returns to duty with “Wolf Creek 2,” a did-anyone-ask-for-this? sequel that manages to improve on its predecessor, but I’m not entirely sure that could be classified as a positive reaction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Galapagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden

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    There’s a specific fantasy tied to the idea of abandoning society for the wild, where such solitude and self-governing promises a richer life, far away from the poisons of the world. “The Galapagos Affair: Satan Came to Paradise” details such ambition, with the documentary exploring the events surrounding Friedrich Ritter and Dore Strauch, two Germans who left their homeland in the late 1920s to oversee their own island kingdom in the Pacific Ocean, hoping to expand their minds with unencumbered thinking and daily labor. Instead, the pair endured a troubling existence that welcomed new arrivals to their private lives, triggering tensions and eventually suspicious disappearances. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Big Fat Liar

    BIG FAT LIAR Paul Giamatti

    The manic energy of "Big Fat Liar" is almost too much to handle. Aimed toward the attention spans of 8-year-olds, with agonizing screenwriting simplicity to boot, the picture is a dizzying display of slapstick comedy with an industry insider lean, taking on the immoral cesspool of Hollywood with a pronounced Nickelodeon tone of pre-teen mischief. Marking Shawn Levy's big studio debut as a director, "Big Fat Liar" plays as broadly and obviously as possible, missing necessary laughs that could make it all palatable. Instead of considered humor, there's Paul Giamatti, who pops a lung with his bellowing performance here, leaving no scene unchewed. It's an aggressive, obnoxious turn from an actor addicted to harmful decibel levels, slamming the otherwise witless endeavor with his wall of noise. It's a feature best viewed on mute. Or not at all. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – A Simple Wish

    A SIMPLE WISH Martin Short

    There's a reason why Martin Short is largely considered to be a comedic genius. Through his television work on "SCTV" and "Primetime Glick," supporting roles in films such as "The Big Picture," "Father of the Bride," and "Three Amigos," Broadway productions, and numerous talk show appearances, Short has displayed a sharp wit, endless supply of energy, and a rascally spirit. However, translating that delightful impishness to starring roles has proven difficult for the actor, who's been primarily stuck in unimaginative duds like "Pure Luck," "Captain Ron," and "Three Fugitives." Outside of 1987's "Innerspace" (a wonderful picture), Short hasn't found his niche when it comes to toplining major movies. 1997's "A Simple Wish" is another misfire for the funny man, although the premise provides more than a few opportunities for Short to shine. Instead, he appears handcuffed by the production, forced to work through habitual acts of physical comedy to compete with crude CGI and an aggressive cartoon vibe director Michael Ritchie (who passed away in 2001, making this his final feature) seems intent on selling as loudly as possible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Making of a Lady

    MAKING OF A LADY Linus Roache Lydia Wilson

    Period pieces are all the rage these days, thanks to the success of "Downton Abbey," yet "The Making of a Lady" offers a slight deviation from the tea-and-dismissal routine. It's a thriller, based on the novel by Frances Hodgson Burnett, hoping to lure viewers in with a portrait of romance before it turns into a semi-horror effort. The intent of the production is clear, but the execution is hopelessly mangled, leaving a picture that commences with dignity and concludes as an absolute mess. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Haunted House 2

    HAUNTED HOUSE 2 Marlon Wayans Gabriel Iglesisas

    While 2013’s “A Haunted House” was a disastrous, lazy spoof of horror films, its minor box office success was the most disheartening aspect of the release, with audiences rewarding screenwriter/star Marlon Wayans for essentially screaming into the camera for 80 minutes. Empowered and energized with a fresh assault of sophomoric humor, Wayans and his bulging face returns with “A Haunted House 2,” a quickie sequel released just over a year after the original. It’s abysmal work from a genuinely unpleasant actor who’s ready and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator with this hostile assembly of sex and anus-centric jokes. Wayans sets comedy and possibly his race back at least 50 years with “A Haunted House 2.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fading Gigolo

    FADING GIGOLO John Turturro

    “Fading Gigolo” isn’t the film you want it to be. Writer/director/star John Turturro isn’t interested in making a broad comedy, and while he’s persuaded Woody Allen to return to the screen as a supporting player, he’s crafted a picture that seems also dismissive of comedic situations. Electing to survey the flow of the life surrounding an older male escort and his adventures with women, Turturro selects a jazzy, NYC mood of interactions. There are appealing elements to “Fading Gigolo,” but the production doesn’t appear to be in any hurry to arrive at a satisfying dramatic destination, keeping the effort in stasis as the helmer figures out what he wants from the movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Transcendence

    TRANSCENDENCE Johnny Depp

    Wally Pfister has worked as a cinematographer on the majority of Christopher Nolan’s filmography, dating back to 2000’s “Memento.” “Transcendence” is his debut as a director, and to preserve the box office odds of this maiden voyage, he’s selected material that closely mirrors the Nolan aesthetic, blending sci-fi, action, and scientific study into a thought-provoking movie that’s out to stir debate and summon a few thrills. Sadly, Pfister has a long way to go before he matches Nolan’s command of pace and visual invention, as “Transcendence,” while provocative, is a glacially paced endeavor that’s miscast and mopey, abandoning intriguing ideas on the suction of omnipresent technology to conjure a pedestrian love story that features the occasional blip of suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dom Hemingway

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    At least “Dom Hemingway” never tries to hide what type of movie it is. Opening with an extended shot of the title character receiving oral sex while growling through a monologue about the majesty of his own penis, the feature announces straight away that it’s not for the faint of heart. Writer/director Richard Shepard’s “Dom Hemingway” is a take-no-prisoners character study that’s steeped in profanity and vile behavior, yet somehow emerges on the other side a semi-successful story of redemption in its most bruised and battered form. Riding the material like a rodeo cowboy, Jude Law’s starring performance is a true sight, often saving the picture from cliche with his magnificent impression of a human wrecking ball. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Railway Man

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    “The Railway Man” is a difficult film, both in subject matter and cinematic execution. Taking on the scars of war and the ravages of PTSD behavior, the story is divided into two time frames of misery, missing an overall design of psychological clarity that could create a singular narrative of immense emotional power. It’s a fragmented effort, missing some pieces of the puzzle, but there’s strength in the performances, which lend the picture a profound sense of impact the screenplay doesn’t always communicate to satisfaction. Acting as another exploration of post-war anguish, “The Railway Man” has valuable insight into the process of forgiveness, making it a worthy sit, even when it feels incomplete. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Disneynature’s Bears

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    After the 2012 release of “Chimpanzee” failed stir up much interest at the box office, Disneynature took a year off to regroup, returning this Earth Day with “Bears,” trying to once again stimulate young minds with images of nature in motion. Their finest release so far, “Bears” brings out the best of the Disneynature approach, detailing behaviors and quests for survival out in the wild. The documentary also manages to make its less savory aspects more appealing, thanks to friendly narration from John C. Reilly, who brings warm personality that aids the considerable storytelling manipulation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Heaven Is for Real

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    The mysteries of the afterlife are given the once-over in “Heaven is for Real,” which isn’t your typical faith-based feature emerging from unproven filmmakers. At the helm here is Randall Wallace, the screenwriter of “Braveheart” and the director of “We Were Soldiers” and “Secretariat.” The credit gives “Heaven Is for Real” a boost in credibility, but the final product doesn’t show the type of storytelling confidence expected from Wallace. Vague and gauzy, the effort posits a few interesting questions on the reach of belief, but doesn’t scratch below the surface, more consumed with extracting tears than challenging the unknown. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hateship Loveship

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    Ten years from now, it’ll be interesting to look back at the career of Kristen Wiig, especially during the years following her monster success with 2011’s “Bridesmaids.” She’s been involved in some goofy movies (including last year’s “Anchorman 2”), yet Wiig has largely avoided the supernova spotlight of another comedic starring vehicle, electing to sample indie cinema through an array of softer roles that permit access to range. “Hateship Loveship” is her latest attempt to upset outside expectations, participating in a loosely defined story of obsession and fallibility that utilizes her dramatic skills in a largely observational role. The picture doesn’t quite add up to anything in the end, but parts work as intended, with Wiig’s subtle performance a great asset to director Liza Johnson. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Make Your Move

    MAKE YOUR MOVE Derek Hough Boa

    The “Step Up” franchise has display remarkable resiliency, issuing four installments that have charmed audiences in the mood for inconsequential drama interrupted by manic dance sequences. “Make Your Move” is the obligatory rip-off, but who better to steal from the “Step Up” formula than the man responsible for its creation? Writer/director Duane Adler returns to a world of misunderstood lovers and quaking bodies with this effort, which seeks to merge the worlds of Taiko drums and tap dance into a scintillating display of youthful expression. “Make Your Move” also offers dancer Derek Hough a starring role, following in the footsteps of sister Julianne, who also spent a considerable amount of time making forgettable features looking to cash in on moviemaking trends. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Afflicted

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    “Afflicted” is the latest entry in the found footage sweepstakes, where young, hungry filmmakers strap on cameras and raise hell in a bid to make a name for themselves. It’s a trend, and one that’s coughed up its fair share of clunkers, with this tale of vampirism and world travel the latest example of a production that doesn’t quite grasp the intentions of subgenre. Ignoring reality to have fun with camera and editing tricks, “Afflicted” has moments of ingenuity and an interesting set-up, but it doesn’t take long for the feature to dissolve into the same old mess of shaky cam and unmotivated images. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Authors Anonymous

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    The reason the films of Christopher Guest work is because of the talent involved. It’s a troupe of creative people with excellent timing and good taste, able to sell the reality of the faux-documentary approach while working in generous amounts of personality in minimal moves. “Authors Anonymous” stars Chris Klein and Kaley Cuoco, and is directed by a woman who was once the casting director for “MVP: Most Valuable Primate.” Bring expectations down. While devoid of laughs and screwy in execution, “Authors Anonymous” certainly isn’t lazy, with the production working up a sweat trying to turn banalities into hilarity, often settling on drab romantic subplots and marital dysfunction instead of probing the misery of the unpublished writer as it initially promises. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Murder on the Home Front

    MURDER ON THE HOME FRONT

    "Murder on the Home Front" appears to be a pilot of some sort, establishing the daily activities of forensic scientist Lennox Collins (Patrick Kennedy) and his assistant, former journalist Molly Cooper (Tamzin Merchant). For this program, the pair work diligently to locate a serial killer stalking the single women of London during The Blitz, and while "Murder on the Home Front" is a 90-minute-long show, it could easily feed into a weekly series, following the duo as they carefully gather cues during the early years of scientific study, with the "C.S.I." template happily pinched, refreshing the business of crime scene examination. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com