• Film Review – Finding Vivian Maier

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    Vivian Maier is big business these days, and it’s a shame she’s not around to experience the celebration. Of course, if she were alive, it seems unlikely there would be a documentary focused on her art. An obsessive photographer who lived a secretive existence as a hoarder and nanny, Maier’s shrouded life is the subject of “Finding Vivian Maier,” which seeks to grasp her elusive personality and personal history while rummaging through her visual achievements, which made her the darling of the photography scene a few years after his death in 2009 at the age of 83. An artist searching for a reflective representation of life during her travels, Maier was also a complicated woman cocooned by her mental illness, making this story of discovery all the more profound. And who better to explore this narrative than the man who stands to financially benefit the most from this newfound attention. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Dogs

    DOGS David MCCALLUM

    Man's best friend goes insane in 1976's "Dogs," a rather assertive attempt on part of the producers to cash in on the growing eco-disaster/animal-attack subgenres popular in the decade of disillusionment. That's right, old Spot and Snoopy are the enemy in this feature, which gleefully serves up violence, preying on fears of a domesticated animal uprising where no one is safe from harm. The premise is goofy, but nobody told director Burt Brinckerhoff (a longtime television journeyman) and screenwriter O'Brian Tomalin ("Acapulco Gold") they needed to play the picture tongue-in-cheek. In fact, "Dogs," outside of some obvious touches of camp, plays out with refreshing severity, watching the cast maintain straight faces as they engage in battle with neighborhood pooches. Extremely entertaining when it isn't tying its shoelaces together with laborious scientific exposition, the movie delivers exactly what the title promises, organizing stalking sequences and kills that highlight the four-legged co-stars and their insatiable appetite for human blood. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Chipmunk Adventure

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    The Chipmunks today are not The Chipmunks of yesteryear. There was once a time when the characters weren't completely disagreeable, armed with fecal matter jokes and voiced by Justin Long. There were two previous phases of Chipmunk rule, the first beginning in the late 1950s, which gave birth to the omnipresent holiday tune, "The Chipmunk Song," and the program, "The Alvin Show." The second phase commenced in the 1980s, where the titular group returned to television with a distinct MTV inspiration, riding a pop wave of hits to the delight of Saturday morning cartoon warriors everywhere. Midway through the run, 1987's "The Chipmunk Adventure" was issued to multiplexes, hoping to cash in on a theatrical boom triggered by the surprising success of 1985's "The Care Bear Movie," which managed to out-gross Disney's sure thing, "The Black Cauldron." Suddenly, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were prepped for big screen stardom, and while the effort didn't take as expected, "The Chipmunk Adventure" eventually acquired a considerable following through cable and television showings, finding the fanbase on a more intimate level. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – L’immortelle

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    I'm beginning to understand what inspired David Lynch to start directing films. 1963's "L'immortelle" exists in a dreamscape, or perhaps a nightmare, or perhaps it's all set in a level of purgatory. Famed French New Wave architect Alain Robbe-Grillet isn't in the mood to provide answers with his directorial debut. He's mounted an avant-garde ode to the minutiae of loss and psychological disorder, setting this often indescribable tale in Istanbul, where the lead character and the viewer are strangers in a strange land, unable to decode the local language and decipher the landscapes. "L'immortelle" isn't an approachable picture by any means, instead marching forward as an exercise in cinematic form. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Jinn

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    The makers of “Jinn” are aiming fairly high with this release. Although filmed in 2010, the picture is being issued with big plans for a sequel, while emphasis has been placed on selling the specialized car featured in the movie. It’s this level of forward thinking that’s ultimately confusing, as it’s unlikely anyone will want to see “Jinn” the first place. A crude mix of horror, “Harry Potter,” and religious idealism, the effort is a mess with a central conceit that makes little sense, forcing writer/director Ajmal Zaheer Ahmad to put all his concentration on visual effects, hoping some razzle-dazzle will keep audiences from noticing the often nonsensical plot and utter lack of tension. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    CAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER Chris Evans Scarlett Johansson

    After the wreckage caused by “The Avengers” and the kickoff of Phase Two in the Marvel Studios master plan of superhero cinema domination with last year’s “Iron Man 3” and “Thor: The Dark World,” it seemed as though Captain America’s relatively earthbound activities wouldn’t be able to find renewed life in the midst of all the magic and crunching armor. After all, 2011’s “Captain America: The First Avenger” is the second lowest grossing Marvel production so far, revealing a hesitance on part of the audience to accept such a figure of freedom, a boldly painted defender of democracy. Smartly, the screenwriters of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” have traveled within, largely forgoing massive theatrics to explore paranoia and corruption as the ultimate foe of our hero. Yes, there’s also a super-assassin with a metal arm leaping around the feature, but for the most part, this sequel works on a more analytical level, drawing parallels to our modern woes of government intrusion as it plays with the conventions of a comic book adaptation. In every single way, “The Winter Soldier” improves on “The First Avenger,” finding a fitting new direction for the character. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Ernest & Celestine

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    Every now and again there comes an animated film that serves as a reminder that not everything aimed toward a family audience emerges from the punch press of Hollywood. The French effort “Ernest & Celestine” has no fast food tie-in and blessedly no bathroom humor. Instead, it leads with warmth of personality and succinct thematic interests, while boasting some of the most magnificent animation I’ve seen in quite some time. Gorgeous, humorous, and endearing, I don’t think there’s a single frame in “Ernest & Celestine” that isn’t absolutely wonderful. Do your kids a favor and seek it out. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Nymphomaniac: Volume II

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    If there was an opportunity to view both volumes of “Nymphomaniac” together, or perhaps watch director Lars Von Trier’s five hour director’s cut, maybe the ritualistic demoralization that infests “Volume II” would feel more organic. Away from the work for a few weeks, and the second half of this sexualized odyssey feels strangely anticlimactic in a way that doesn’t resemble Von Trier’s original intent. While continuing its interests in disturbing imagery and storytelling deconstruction, “Volume II” is missing a sense of balance with the provocative instincts of the first installment. “Nymphomaniac” finally comes to a close, but its sensations don’t last nearly as long as previously imagined, finding Von Trier’s morbid sense of humor standing in the way of greatness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – In the Blood

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    With her starring debut in Steven Soderbergh’s “Haywire,” former MMA fighter Gina Carano made quite an impression with her action hero moves, thousand-yard stare, and believability when it came to the pummeling of enemies. After a brief supporting turn in “Fast & Furious 6,” Carano returns starring status with “In the Blood,” one of those low-budget scrappers that finds a corner of the world to wreck with violence and iffy screenwriting. While the thought of Carano punching and kicking her way around the Caribbean sounds irresistible, “In the Blood” is directed by John Stockwell, who has a habit of making potential fun feel like a prison sentence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Goodbye World

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    “Goodbye World” is a post-apocalyptic film in the vaguest of ways, electing to avoid scenes of mass disaster to concentrate on the human struggle of survival, and even that’s not very interesting to the production. More of a reunion picture than an end-of-days chiller, “Goodbye World” does feature a tempting premise and a riveting first act, building a promising collection of characters facing a baffling series of events that tease worldwide paralysis, yet co-writer/director Dennis Hennelly prefers to focus on the selfish needs of alarmingly myopic people, altering the doomsday mood from one of panic to diluted domestic disturbances. In this movie, the world really does end with a whimper. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Meet Him and Die

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    In the vast collection of Italian crime sagas, perhaps 1976's "Meet Him and Die" wouldn't rate very high on the quality scale. The story isn't energizing, with a blur of names and motivations competing for director Franco Prosperi's attention, and the resolution leaves much to be desired, electing for a blunt conclusion that doesn't retain its intended sting. However, looking past the picture's obvious shortcomings, and there's an entertaining tale of revenge to embrace, with heated performances and daredevil stunt work to wow viewers. "Meet Him and Die" gradually builds into an engaging underworld adventure, complete with double-crosses and near-misses, but its interests remain with visceral events, as Prosperi has a fondness for the physical stuff. Well paced and surprisingly scrappy, the feature contributes to the funky subgenre with a healthy dose of action, aggression, and a few gulps of the old J&B. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Return to Nuke ‘Em High: Volume 1

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    When Lloyd Kaufman gets around to making a movie, he doesn't mess around. The co-founder of Troma Entertainment, Kaufman returns to directorial duties with "Return to Nuke 'Em High: Volume 1," a reboot of the cult splatter series from the 1980s and '90s. Opening with narration by Stan Lee, a starring credit for "Kevin the Wonder Duck," and seasoning the agony early with a scene of penile dismemberment and full-body melt, the feature doesn't waste any time trying to become the zaniest, goriest, more offensive picture of the year. Mission accomplished, but with Troma, a little ugliness goes a long way, and while "Return to Nuke 'Em High" retains a certain B-movie moxie, its chaotic nature fatigues the film long before it reaches its non-conclusion. Points to Kaufman for the hurricane of sick ideas, but would it kill Troma to show a little patience? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses

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    Writer/director Craig Moss fancies himself a funny guy. With pictures like “The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It” and “30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,” it’s unlikely the filmmaker has his finger on the pulse of contemporary comedy. Between wretched parody efforts, Moss has been trying to build himself a franchise with 2012’s “Bad Ass,” his cinematic extrapolation of the “Epic Beard Man” meme that was all the rage for 15 hot minutes in 2010. You recall “Amber Lamps,” right? Refusing to let a cruel joke die, Moss continues to develop his thin ideas with “Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses,” which, mercifully, dials down the meme references to plunge ahead as an average DTV actioner, this time teaming star Danny Trejo with Danny Glover, who thankfully doesn’t play a character named Doge. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blood Ties

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    Beyond the fact that “Blood Ties” is a remake of “Rivals,” a 2008 French film, there’s nothing especially original about the picture, which takes on family dysfunction and NYPD hostilities in the thick of the 1970s. The twist here is that one of the stars of “Rivals,” Guillaume Canet, has returned to co-script and direct “Blood Ties,” giving him a unique perspective on this story of brotherhood. A French take on an American cop thriller, the feature has its passions and conflicts, and while it’s formulaic, the effort retains a fiery personality, making sure the audience feels the weight of contemplation facing the frazzled characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sabotage

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    Over the course of four movies, writer/director David Ayer has captured the gritty side of street life and how it intersects with fringes of law enforcement. It’s what he does best. In fact, it’s the only thing he does, with “Sabotage” trading bits of realism to come off as a bruising actioner, even going as far as to cast Arnold Schwarzenegger in the leading role, gifting the production a certificate of authenticity. “Sabotage” is a wild feature, and not always in a positive way, with Ayer’s scattergun dialogue colliding with his procedural obsessions, resulting in a fantastically violent murder mystery that splatters instead of unfolds. Punch-drunk and nasty, the picture has its amusing idiosyncrasies, but Ayer is too busy dreaming up unnecessary chaos, refusing to develop the positive elements of the effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Noah

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    With “Noah,” writer/director Darren Aronofsky endeavors to create a biblical story that’s never been seen before. Forget “The Ten Commandments” and “The Passion of the Christ,” this tale of godly might is more in the vein of J.R.R. Tolkien, complete with epic battles featuring faceless hordes, windy dialogue, and towering creatures that move with a distinct stop-motion animated lurch. The element of surprise works well for the filmmaker, but he can’t sustain the initial burst of invention, with “Noah” slowly grinding to a halt as it develops bland characters and protracted dramatic confrontations. Aronofsky is used to taking risks with his work, but this one slips out of his control, obsessed with overwhelming the audience instead of inspiring them with a depiction of spiritual courage. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – 13 Sins

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    In 2010, director Daniel Stamm invaded the horror scene with “The Last Exorcism,” a found footage-style chiller that cleaned up at the box office, allowing the filmmaker a chance to play in the Hollywood big leagues. His follow-up is “13 Sins,” a remake of a 2006 Thai production, and a picture that’s just twisted enough to make a successful leap to America. Although a consistent tone is elusive, Stamm proves himself up for the challenge with this uneasy morality tale, creating an enjoyable amount of tension and shock value to carry the effort through a few rough transitions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Breathe In

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    Writer/director Drake Doremus made a critical splash with 2011’s “Like Crazy,” a movie about young love experienced in a full-body manner, clouding judgment and derailing lives. “Breathe In” covers some of the same dramatic terrain, only here the fixation remains on seduction and the gradual developmental process of chemistry. Where “Like Crazy” celebrated impulses, “Breathe In” highlights restraint, slowly building a feel for personal connection in a disrupted domestic situation, trusting in the power of longing and reflection. Doremus wears filmmaking maturity well, achieving a palpable sense of attraction between the lead characters, making their journey into indecent behavior seem perfectly logical, despite the cold realities that surround them. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com