A film such as "Open Road" should come packaged with a pair of maps: one
to navigate the interstate travels of the lead character, and another
to help track her emotional journey as it winds through a range of
experiences that aren't defined to satisfaction. Without some type of
guide to ease explanation of screen events, the picture feels hopelessly
lost, baffling viewers as it strives to concoct a poignant odyssey of
self-discovery and maturity, only to peel off storytelling textures in
the editing process. It's seem rude to label the movie a mess when it
clearly launches with pure intentions to connect with viewers via road
trip melodramatics, but director Marcio Garcia (an popular South
American actor at the helm of his second feature) doesn't have the skill
to manage such suffocating cliche, playing too fast with the
particulars of the plot in an effort to tie a bow around the tale by the
time the end credits arrive. "Open Rage" immediately dissolves into a
blur of motivations and ill-defined histories, making soulful connection
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Film Review – Bad Grandpa
After the release of three hugely successful “Jackass” movies, it’s time
for the bruised and battered boys to rest their weary bones for a
spell. Picking up the franchise slack is “Bad Grandpa,” a spin-off
feature highlighting the antics of Irving Zisman, a senior citizen
character portrayed by Johnny Knoxville. Stripped of anarchic monkey
business, the “Jackass” team has cooked up a new direction for the brand
name, mixing a scripted story with “Candid Camera” style segments that
allow for a display of their wince-inducing sense of humor without the
burden of artificial male bonding. “Bad Grandpa” is certainly crude, but
it’s also riotously funny at times, with a bizarre calmness about it
that’s immensely appealing, toning down the cruelty to play some
old-fashioned pranks on a semi-suspecting public.
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Film Review – The Counselor
Beloved for novels such as “No Country for Old Men,” “The Road,” and
“All the Pretty Horses,” author Cormac McCarthy becomes a full-fledged
Hollywood player with “The Counselor,” his first original work written
directly for the screen. Teeming with unsavory, duplicitous,
philosophical types that normally populate his books, “The Counselor” is
ripe with McCarthyisms, while director Ridley Scott takes the mission
of adaptation seriously, working to preserve the vagueness and violence
of the effort. It’s a dark film, offering unsettling images and
uncomfortable situations, and it has moments of greatness, just not
enough of them to generate a riveting sit.
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Film Review – The Wicker Man: The Final Cut
This re-release of 1973’s “The Wicker Man” is labeled “The Final Cut” to
provide a little marketing muscle, suggesting director Robin Hardy has
finally had his way with the feature 40 years after its debut. There
have been multiple versions of the movie, created from various source
materials, yet “The Final Cut” promises a definitive construction of
screenwriter Anthony Shaffer’s tale of pagan manipulation and Christian
fury. Perhaps in Hardy’s eyes, this is the last word on “The Wicker
Man,” but instead of engorging the effort with additional secrets and
oddity, he’s trimmed the picture in a peculiar manner, attempting to cut
to the chase to limit any initial disinterest in crucial
characterization.
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Film Review – Concussion
“Concussion” is a small package, remaining intimate with its characters
and composed with its drama. It’s a story of female sexuality told with
interest in the subject, not just flying a flag of womanliness to
attract a male audience. It’s tasteful work about a salacious subject,
with writer/director Stacie Passon taking tremendous care with the
subtleties of the story, sacrificing narrative drive to perfect moments
of human connection and the parched crawl of lust. “Concussion” isn’t
what it appears to be, making a considerable effort to upend
expectations and carry onward with determination, working to scrape away
the artificiality of female desire to survey an uneasy spot of
dissatisfaction most viewers may identify with.
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Film Review – How I Live Now
Reviewed at the 2013 Twin Cities Film Festival
“How I Live Now” has no idea what type of movie it wants to be, so it
becomes them all. A scattered, meaningless war drama, the film comes
from director Kevin Macdonald, who’s made some impressive features (“One
Day in September,” “The Last King of Scotland”) and some duds (“The
Eagle”). He’s an interesting helmer who normally has a vision for his
efforts, but this one eludes him, to a degree where it begins to feel
more like punishment than suspense. “How I Live Now” isn’t a mess, but
it’s indirect, irritatingly so, wasting a tempting premise on half-baked
emotions and aimless moments of distress that should be far more
penetrating than they actually are.
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Film Review – Zaytoun
“Zaytoun” is often strong stuff, depicting acts of violence with a
merciless abruptness that triggers the requisite amount of shock. The
harshness of select scenes contrast intriguingly with the picture’s
overall gentle demeanor, depicting a wartime friendship between sworn
enemies, developed over time and through various acts of trust. We’ve
seen this type of story before, and the production doesn’t try to avoid
familiarity, offering the viewer a customary offering of feel-good
cinema set during a horrifying time of loss. The movie means well
enough, yet “Zaytoun” doesn’t do enough to upset expectations, trusting
in the power of warm orchestral strings and softening demeanors to coax
the viewer into a deceptive comfort zone.
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Film Review – Screwed
Reviewed at the 2013 Twin Cities Film Festival
The trouble with no-budget filmmaking is that productions often feel
they deserve a badge for completing a movie with limited funds. As
though there’s a participation ribbon to be collected just for showing
up. The comedy “Screwed” was made for $1,400, which sounds like a
laudable accomplishment until you see the feature, than it becomes
painfully clear that additional monetary lubrication was in order.
Amateurishly shot and assembled, while the clichéd screenplay saps the
last drop of promise from the picture, “Screwed” is a chore to sit
through, never landing a joke properly or seeing its oddball premise to
its natural conclusion.
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Blu-ray Review – Weird Science
Inside the average 15-year-old boy is a furious mechanism of sexuality
that's so demanding, it clouds rational thought. In "Weird Science,"
writer/director John Hughes harnesses that impetuous, erection-heavy
urge and channels the tension into a full-fledged cartoon; he relaxes
his career concentration on teen pathos with a screwball comedy that
combines titillation, humiliation, and the awe-inspiring,
traffic-stopping screen presence of Kelly LeBrock.
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Blu-ray Review – The Monster Club
If there must be a film about dance party happenings at a club built
exclusively for creatures of the night, it seems appropriate that
Vincent Price would be our tour guide. 1981's "The Monster Club" is an
anthology effort with a bizarre wraparound story that interrupts spooky
and disturbing events to observe singers and bands rock out onstage in
front of a throng of extras clad in bad Halloween masks. Normally, this
type of schlock would trigger immediate dismissal, yet "The Monster
Club" has enormous charms and a fairly convincing line-up of chiller
material to help offset the feature's cannonball splashes into
absurdity. It's a lively, sincere movie, given considerable genre reach
by a colorful cast, including Price, John Carradine, and Donald
Pleasence. Sure, it's silly business, perhaps spending too much time
trying to sell a soundtrack, but picture is immensely entertaining,
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Film Review – The Fifth Estate
“The Fifth Estate” aspires to be a stirring investigative film
dissecting a combustible situation where truth is unfiltered,
participants unsecured, and the ultimate end game is hazy at best. For
this type of cinema to work, it needs a lead character who’s worth
following. He can be irredeemable and destructive, but has to retain a
depth of personality that rewards over two hours of screen time. I’m not
sure Julian Assange is worth the investment, at least not in the way
“The Fifth Estate” depicts him. A hopelessly dull picture concerning a
fiery situation of exposure and betrayal, the feature looks to dazzle
the viewer with aggressive acting and whip-crack globetrotting intrigue,
yet director Bill Condon feels like he’s dog paddling with material
that demands an emphatic front crawl.
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Film Review – The Trials of Muhammad Ali
I believe most people understand the legendary talents and showmanship
of boxer Muhammad Ali. Less appreciated is his refusal to participate in
the Vietnam War during the height of his fighting career, putting his
entire life at risk to stand up for his principles, shaped during his
transition to the Muslim faith. Eschewing tales of boxing greatness to
inspect Ali as a man on a mission of self-preservation, director Bill
Siegel (“The Weather Underground”) finds a fascinating angle to explore,
detailing Ali’s war of words and legal tangles as he took on the U.S
Government, combative media types, and the court of public opinion to
stick up for his controversial beliefs.
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Film Review – Escape Plan
“Escape Plan” is the kind of film that’s very entertaining, providing
some bang for the buck, but it’s rarely fun in a throw down,
screen-go-boom type of way. A prison escape picture starring action
titans Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the feature has all
the opportunity in the world to go completely nuts, matching the
absurdity of the plot with a bit of directorial lunacy that keeps the
effort sufficiently lubed with pure escapism. Instead, “Escape Plan” is
merely serviceable with the rare moment of true inspiration, strangely
dialing down the potential for blast ‘em insanity to carry on coldly,
taking the mechanics of the titular scheme way too seriously.
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Film Review – Carrie
It’s difficult to treat “Carrie” too preciously. After all, the 1974
Stephen King novel has seen its fair share of screen incarnations,
including the itchy 1976 classic from director Brian De Palma, a 1999
sequel (“The Rage: Carrie 2”), and a 2002 television movie. That
Hollywood has renewed interest in the material makes perfect sense,
though this version is more of a remake than a fresh realization of
King’s original book. Playing it safe to appeal to a generation that
hasn’t been exposed to this tale of telekinetic woe, the new “Carrie” is
much like the old “Carrie,” only now the mayhem is more hard
drive-based than wonderfully, inventively practical.
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Film Review – Paradise
After winning an Academy Award for 2007’s “Juno,” her first produced
screenplay, writer Diablo Cody has finally graduated to the director’s
chair with “Paradise.” In the interim, she flirted with horror
(“Jennifer’s Body”) and achieved greatness with dark comedy (“Young
Adult”), yet the saucy stuff doesn’t appeal to Cody for her helming
debut. “Paradise” doesn’t play it safe but it does play it soft, pulling
the teeth out of a fascinating story that concerns the rejection of
religion and a brush with death, trying to pass the endeavor off as a
feel-good movie about life and love. The sentiment doesn’t adhere, but
the simplicity of the picture is agreeable, with Cody refusing to make
the film laborious just to add weight.
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Film Review – Chinese Zodiac
“Chinese Zodiac” is reportedly Jackie Chan’s swan song to massive action
comedies, the type that tear up the screen with slapstick of enormous
scope while celebrating the star’s inability to be killed by stunts of
his own design. If this is truly the final bow for Chan’s cartoon
persona (after all, he’s turning 60 next year), “Chinese Zodiac” is an
appropriate note to end on. Teeming with Chan’s customary choreographed
hellraising, the picture is routine but captivating in its widescreen
craftsmanship, with Chan the director making Chan the star look like a
superhero as the story smashes through all manner of infiltration and
escape while trying to impart an important lesson on the raiding of
history.
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Film Review – A.C.O.D.
“A.C.O.D.” (“Adult Children of Divorce”) has all the ingredients for a
rollicking comedy concerning the battlefield of troubled relationships.
It offers a familiar but promising premise and features a cast of
profoundly funny people eager to tickle the audience. Sadly, the movie
just doesn’t lift off the ground, burdened by disappointing direction
and crummy editing, which never finds the ideal timing this type of
venture deserves. “A.C.O.D.” has a few moments that shine, but the rest
is shockingly leaden and clumsy, feeling around for a heart it hasn’t
earned and for laughs that seldom arrive.
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Film Review – Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve
The documentary “Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve” wasn’t
planning on a collapse of government when it was originally assembled,
but talk about primo release timing. Issued during a tempestuous era
where leaders willingly turn their backs on their constituents and
America’s financial future appears impossibly bleak, the picture looks
to dissect some of the country’s more pressing monetary woes, hoping to
give the average viewer a working knowledge of a complex system that
basically steers the future of the nation. There are times when the
movie seems expressly built for economists, yet there’s enough visual
hand-holding in “Money for Nothing” to make its behemoth target
understandable in a rudimentary way.
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