• Blu-ray Review – Open Road

    OPEN ROAD Camilla Belle

    A film such as "Open Road" should come packaged with a pair of maps: one
    to navigate the interstate travels of the lead character, and another
    to help track her emotional journey as it winds through a range of
    experiences that aren't defined to satisfaction. Without some type of
    guide to ease explanation of screen events, the picture feels hopelessly
    lost, baffling viewers as it strives to concoct a poignant odyssey of
    self-discovery and maturity, only to peel off storytelling textures in
    the editing process. It's seem rude to label the movie a mess when it
    clearly launches with pure intentions to connect with viewers via road
    trip melodramatics, but director Marcio Garcia (an popular South
    American actor at the helm of his second feature) doesn't have the skill
    to manage such suffocating cliche, playing too fast with the
    particulars of the plot in an effort to tie a bow around the tale by the
    time the end credits arrive. "Open Rage" immediately dissolves into a
    blur of motivations and ill-defined histories, making soulful connection
    impossible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bad Grandpa

    JACKASS BAD GRANDPA Johnny Knoxville

    After the release of three hugely successful “Jackass” movies, it’s time
    for the bruised and battered boys to rest their weary bones for a
    spell. Picking up the franchise slack is “Bad Grandpa,” a spin-off
    feature highlighting the antics of Irving Zisman, a senior citizen
    character portrayed by Johnny Knoxville. Stripped of anarchic monkey
    business, the “Jackass” team has cooked up a new direction for the brand
    name, mixing a scripted story with “Candid Camera” style segments that
    allow for a display of their wince-inducing sense of humor without the
    burden of artificial male bonding. “Bad Grandpa” is certainly crude, but
    it’s also riotously funny at times, with a bizarre calmness about it
    that’s immensely appealing, toning down the cruelty to play some
    old-fashioned pranks on a semi-suspecting public.
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  • Film Review – The Counselor

    COUNSELOR Brad Pitt Michael Fassbender

    Beloved for novels such as “No Country for Old Men,” “The Road,” and
    “All the Pretty Horses,” author Cormac McCarthy becomes a full-fledged
    Hollywood player with “The Counselor,” his first original work written
    directly for the screen. Teeming with unsavory, duplicitous,
    philosophical types that normally populate his books, “The Counselor” is
    ripe with McCarthyisms, while director Ridley Scott takes the mission
    of adaptation seriously, working to preserve the vagueness and violence
    of the effort. It’s a dark film, offering unsettling images and
    uncomfortable situations, and it has moments of greatness, just not
    enough of them to generate a riveting sit.
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  • Film Review – The Wicker Man: The Final Cut

    WICKER MAN Christopher Lee Edward Woodward

    This re-release of 1973’s “The Wicker Man” is labeled “The Final Cut” to
    provide a little marketing muscle, suggesting director Robin Hardy has
    finally had his way with the feature 40 years after its debut. There
    have been multiple versions of the movie, created from various source
    materials, yet “The Final Cut” promises a definitive construction of
    screenwriter Anthony Shaffer’s tale of pagan manipulation and Christian
    fury. Perhaps in Hardy’s eyes, this is the last word on “The Wicker
    Man,” but instead of engorging the effort with additional secrets and
    oddity, he’s trimmed the picture in a peculiar manner, attempting to cut
    to the chase to limit any initial disinterest in crucial
    characterization.
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  • Film Review – Concussion

    CONCUSSION 2

    “Concussion” is a small package, remaining intimate with its characters
    and composed with its drama. It’s a story of female sexuality told with
    interest in the subject, not just flying a flag of womanliness to
    attract a male audience. It’s tasteful work about a salacious subject,
    with writer/director Stacie Passon taking tremendous care with the
    subtleties of the story, sacrificing narrative drive to perfect moments
    of human connection and the parched crawl of lust. “Concussion” isn’t
    what it appears to be, making a considerable effort to upend
    expectations and carry onward with determination, working to scrape away
    the artificiality of female desire to survey an uneasy spot of
    dissatisfaction most viewers may identify with.
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  • Film Review – How I Live Now

    HOW I LIVE NOW 1

    Reviewed at the 2013 Twin Cities Film Festival

    “How I Live Now” has no idea what type of movie it wants to be, so it
    becomes them all. A scattered, meaningless war drama, the film comes
    from director Kevin Macdonald, who’s made some impressive features (“One
    Day in September,” “The Last King of Scotland”) and some duds (“The
    Eagle”). He’s an interesting helmer who normally has a vision for his
    efforts, but this one eludes him, to a degree where it begins to feel
    more like punishment than suspense. “How I Live Now” isn’t a mess, but
    it’s indirect, irritatingly so, wasting a tempting premise on half-baked
    emotions and aimless moments of distress that should be far more
    penetrating than they actually are.
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  • Film Review – Zaytoun

    ZAYTOUN Stephen Dorff

    “Zaytoun” is often strong stuff, depicting acts of violence with a
    merciless abruptness that triggers the requisite amount of shock. The
    harshness of select scenes contrast intriguingly with the picture’s
    overall gentle demeanor, depicting a wartime friendship between sworn
    enemies, developed over time and through various acts of trust. We’ve
    seen this type of story before, and the production doesn’t try to avoid
    familiarity, offering the viewer a customary offering of feel-good
    cinema set during a horrifying time of loss. The movie means well
    enough, yet “Zaytoun” doesn’t do enough to upset expectations, trusting
    in the power of warm orchestral strings and softening demeanors to coax
    the viewer into a deceptive comfort zone.
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  • Film Review – Screwed

    SCREWED 2

    Reviewed at the 2013 Twin Cities Film Festival

    The trouble with no-budget filmmaking is that productions often feel
    they deserve a badge for completing a movie with limited funds. As
    though there’s a participation ribbon to be collected just for showing
    up. The comedy “Screwed” was made for $1,400, which sounds like a
    laudable accomplishment until you see the feature, than it becomes
    painfully clear that additional monetary lubrication was in order.
    Amateurishly shot and assembled, while the clichéd screenplay saps the
    last drop of promise from the picture, “Screwed” is a chore to sit
    through, never landing a joke properly or seeing its oddball premise to
    its natural conclusion.
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  • Blu-ray Review – Weird Science

    WIERD SCIENCE Kelly LeBrock

    Inside the average 15-year-old boy is a furious mechanism of sexuality
    that's so demanding, it clouds rational thought. In "Weird Science,"
    writer/director John Hughes harnesses that impetuous, erection-heavy
    urge and channels the tension into a full-fledged cartoon; he relaxes
    his career concentration on teen pathos with a screwball comedy that
    combines titillation, humiliation, and the awe-inspiring,
    traffic-stopping screen presence of Kelly LeBrock.
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  • Blu-ray Review – The Monster Club

    MONSTER CLUB Vincent Price

    If there must be a film about dance party happenings at a club built
    exclusively for creatures of the night, it seems appropriate that
    Vincent Price would be our tour guide. 1981's "The Monster Club" is an
    anthology effort with a bizarre wraparound story that interrupts spooky
    and disturbing events to observe singers and bands rock out onstage in
    front of a throng of extras clad in bad Halloween masks. Normally, this
    type of schlock would trigger immediate dismissal, yet "The Monster
    Club" has enormous charms and a fairly convincing line-up of chiller
    material to help offset the feature's cannonball splashes into
    absurdity. It's a lively, sincere movie, given considerable genre reach
    by a colorful cast, including Price, John Carradine, and Donald
    Pleasence. Sure, it's silly business, perhaps spending too much time
    trying to sell a soundtrack, but picture is immensely entertaining,
    setting the spooky season mood with aplomb. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Fifth Estate

    FIFTH ESTATE 3

    “The Fifth Estate” aspires to be a stirring investigative film
    dissecting a combustible situation where truth is unfiltered,
    participants unsecured, and the ultimate end game is hazy at best. For
    this type of cinema to work, it needs a lead character who’s worth
    following. He can be irredeemable and destructive, but has to retain a
    depth of personality that rewards over two hours of screen time. I’m not
    sure Julian Assange is worth the investment, at least not in the way
    “The Fifth Estate” depicts him. A hopelessly dull picture concerning a
    fiery situation of exposure and betrayal, the feature looks to dazzle
    the viewer with aggressive acting and whip-crack globetrotting intrigue,
    yet director Bill Condon feels like he’s dog paddling with material
    that demands an emphatic front crawl.
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  • Film Review – The Trials of Muhammad Ali

    TRIALS OF MUHAMMAD ALI 1

    I believe most people understand the legendary talents and showmanship
    of boxer Muhammad Ali. Less appreciated is his refusal to participate in
    the Vietnam War during the height of his fighting career, putting his
    entire life at risk to stand up for his principles, shaped during his
    transition to the Muslim faith. Eschewing tales of boxing greatness to
    inspect Ali as a man on a mission of self-preservation, director Bill
    Siegel (“The Weather Underground”) finds a fascinating angle to explore,
    detailing Ali’s war of words and legal tangles as he took on the U.S
    Government, combative media types, and the court of public opinion to
    stick up for his controversial beliefs.
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  • Film Review – Escape Plan

    ESCAPE PLAN Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone

    “Escape Plan” is the kind of film that’s very entertaining, providing
    some bang for the buck, but it’s rarely fun in a throw down,
    screen-go-boom type of way. A prison escape picture starring action
    titans Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the feature has all
    the opportunity in the world to go completely nuts, matching the
    absurdity of the plot with a bit of directorial lunacy that keeps the
    effort sufficiently lubed with pure escapism. Instead, “Escape Plan” is
    merely serviceable with the rare moment of true inspiration, strangely
    dialing down the potential for blast ‘em insanity to carry on coldly,
    taking the mechanics of the titular scheme way too seriously.
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  • Film Review – Carrie

    CARRIE Chloe Moretz Grace

    It’s difficult to treat “Carrie” too preciously. After all, the 1974
    Stephen King novel has seen its fair share of screen incarnations,
    including the itchy 1976 classic from director Brian De Palma, a 1999
    sequel (“The Rage: Carrie 2”), and a 2002 television movie. That
    Hollywood has renewed interest in the material makes perfect sense,
    though this version is more of a remake than a fresh realization of
    King’s original book. Playing it safe to appeal to a generation that
    hasn’t been exposed to this tale of telekinetic woe, the new “Carrie” is
    much like the old “Carrie,” only now the mayhem is more hard
    drive-based than wonderfully, inventively practical.
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  • Film Review – Paradise

    PARADISE Julianne Hough Russell Brand Octavia Spenser

    After winning an Academy Award for 2007’s “Juno,” her first produced
    screenplay, writer Diablo Cody has finally graduated to the director’s
    chair with “Paradise.” In the interim, she flirted with horror
    (“Jennifer’s Body”) and achieved greatness with dark comedy (“Young
    Adult”), yet the saucy stuff doesn’t appeal to Cody for her helming
    debut. “Paradise” doesn’t play it safe but it does play it soft, pulling
    the teeth out of a fascinating story that concerns the rejection of
    religion and a brush with death, trying to pass the endeavor off as a
    feel-good movie about life and love. The sentiment doesn’t adhere, but
    the simplicity of the picture is agreeable, with Cody refusing to make
    the film laborious just to add weight.
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  • Film Review – Chinese Zodiac

    CHINESE ZODIAC Jackie Chan

    “Chinese Zodiac” is reportedly Jackie Chan’s swan song to massive action
    comedies, the type that tear up the screen with slapstick of enormous
    scope while celebrating the star’s inability to be killed by stunts of
    his own design. If this is truly the final bow for Chan’s cartoon
    persona (after all, he’s turning 60 next year), “Chinese Zodiac” is an
    appropriate note to end on. Teeming with Chan’s customary choreographed
    hellraising, the picture is routine but captivating in its widescreen
    craftsmanship, with Chan the director making Chan the star look like a
    superhero as the story smashes through all manner of infiltration and
    escape while trying to impart an important lesson on the raiding of
    history.
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  • Film Review – A.C.O.D.

    ACOD Adam Scott

    “A.C.O.D.” (“Adult Children of Divorce”) has all the ingredients for a
    rollicking comedy concerning the battlefield of troubled relationships.
    It offers a familiar but promising premise and features a cast of
    profoundly funny people eager to tickle the audience. Sadly, the movie
    just doesn’t lift off the ground, burdened by disappointing direction
    and crummy editing, which never finds the ideal timing this type of
    venture deserves. “A.C.O.D.” has a few moments that shine, but the rest
    is shockingly leaden and clumsy, feeling around for a heart it hasn’t
    earned and for laughs that seldom arrive.
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  • Film Review – Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve

    MONEY FOR NOTHING 1

    The documentary “Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve” wasn’t
    planning on a collapse of government when it was originally assembled,
    but talk about primo release timing. Issued during a tempestuous era
    where leaders willingly turn their backs on their constituents and
    America’s financial future appears impossibly bleak, the picture looks
    to dissect some of the country’s more pressing monetary woes, hoping to
    give the average viewer a working knowledge of a complex system that
    basically steers the future of the nation. There are times when the
    movie seems expressly built for economists, yet there’s enough visual
    hand-holding in “Money for Nothing” to make its behemoth target
    understandable in a rudimentary way.
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