• Film Review – Detective Downs

    DETECTIVE DOWNS 3

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    “Detective Downs” is a Norwegian feature that has a curious hook,
    following the investigative efforts of a man with Downs syndrome who
    tries to escape the stillness of his life through puzzle solving, using a
    unique method. What appears from the outside as possible exploitation
    is in fact a crushingly human picture with credible noir influences,
    guided softly by director Bard Breien, who enjoys the oddness of the
    premise while celebrating the presence of star Svein Andre Hofso, who
    delivers exceptional work as the sleuth. Mildly comedic, unexpectedly
    sexual, and fantastically entertaining, “Detective Downs” is a tonally
    secure gem.
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  • Film Review – Cheap Thrills

    CHEAP THRILLS Pat Healy

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    “Cheap Thrills” is a sick and twisted film, ideal for a sick and twisted
    age. It asks the eternal question: how far would you go for a pile of
    cash? Would you hurt somebody? Would you hurt yourself? It’s a tempting
    quandary in a slow but satisfying dark comedy that hits all the required
    notes of shock and disgust before finding a surprisingly fulfilling
    ending. Credit director E.L. Katz and screenwriters David Chirchirillo
    and Trent Haaga for sticking to their guns, plunging deep into the
    illness of these characters as they accept and deliver humiliation and
    pain, treating the results as a party favor until it reaches the point
    of no return.
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  • Film Review – Bad Milo

    BAD MILO Gillian Jacobs

    Most films flirt with an anal fixation, shooting off flatulence jokes
    and assorted rear-end reminders that reveal a stunning lack of
    creativity in the comedy department. “Bad Milo” is about intestinal
    distress, forgoing cheap gags to focus entirely on the pressures of
    digestive woes, making it the rare movie that kinda, sorta requires
    tense moments of bathroom straining and fecal matter-flecked
    shenanigans. Imagine a Troma production with a little more money to
    spend and a few familiar faces, and there’s “Bad Milo.” It’s ugly but
    amusing, ideal for those who enjoy a grislier side to their silliness,
    satisfactorily imagined by co-writer/director Jacob Vaughn. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Dracula

    DRACULA Dario Argento

    Dario Argento isn’t the director he once was. With cult classics such as
    “Deep Red” and “Suspiria,” Argento built a powerful brand name in
    horror circles, displaying his gift for stylish execution with his
    macabre imagination for murder. These days, it’s difficult to find
    anything inspiring about his work, with recent output “Giallo” and “The
    Card Player” showing faint flashes of life, but coming off labored, with
    the helmer trying to revisit his past successes without the same
    creative tools (I do possess a fondness for 2007’s “The Mother of
    Tears”). “Dracula” is perhaps his weakest effort to date, a flaccid
    retelling of Bram Stoker’s immortal tale of monstrous obsession, reduced
    here to a filmed community theater rehearsal with Full Sail freshman
    visual effects.
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  • Film Review – Parkland

    PARKLAND Paul Giamatti

    This November marks the 50th anniversary of the John F. Kennedy
    assassination in Dallas, Texas, making “Parkland” one of the many
    endeavors to reexamine the tragedy while national attention returns.
    It’s a shame the picture isn’t a more enlightening effort, as it
    explores a few unique viewpoints concerning the death of the president
    rarely inspected onscreen. History buffs might readily embrace the
    details, but as drama, “Parkland” is unexpectedly overwrought, hoping to
    mourn the unthinkable loss all over again when the material cries out
    for a calm, collected procedural approach that best exposes the sheer
    confusion that greeted the Secret Service, average citizens, and
    hospital staff that day.
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  • Film Review – All is Bright

    ALL IS BRIGHT Paul Giamatti Paul Rudd

    The title “All is Bright” is, of course, ironic. There’s nothing
    cheerful about the picture, the first from director Phil Morrison since
    2005’s “Junebug,” wallowing in a dark mood of remorse and frustration
    that occasionally coughs up a scene of comedy or heartening
    introspection. It’s filmmaking at its loosest, more observational than
    dramatic, and despite a few moments that display a refreshing sense of
    purpose, “All is Bright” is content to lie back and stew in its
    depression. The intent is clear, but it hardly makes for compelling
    cinema, despite the best efforts of stars Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd to
    work over the feeble material with necessary commitment to the bruised
    qualities of their characters.
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  • Film Review – Plush

    PLUSH Emily Browning

    “Plush” opens with a scene where a woman, strapped helplessly to a
    chair, is buried intentionally by a dumpster full of rocks. The moment
    of confusion and pain perfectly sums up what it’s like to watch “Plush.”
    The latest from inexplicably employable director Catherine Hardwicke
    (“Twilight,” “Red Riding Hood”), the movie is a hodgepodge of sexual
    kink and horror, blended with musical performances to create a hip
    atmosphere of artistry that younger audiences will likely reject at
    first glance. Phony, ugly, and nonsensical, “Plush” doesn’t have a
    single interesting idea to share, wallowing in excess and stupidity,
    paying more attention to the thickness of eyeliner than the complexity
    of its mystery.
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  • Film Review – Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 Bill hader Anna Faris

    2009’s “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” was a silly yet sincerely
    awe-inspiring animated picture. Adapted from a popular children’s book,
    the feature took its visual potential seriously, imagining a wild
    adventure with hyper characters and an edible apocalypse, attempting to
    charge up the audience with slapstick comedy while making filmgoers
    practically lick the screen in a daze of food lust, watching a
    lusciously detailed buffet-gone-mad from directors Phil Lord and Chris
    Miller, who engineered a charming, pleasingly tilted disaster movie.
    While it wasn’t exactly a story that lent itself to a franchise
    exploration, “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2” is here. It’s not as
    sweet and funny as the original effort, but as these types of cautious
    cash-ins go, it’s quite entertaining, while once again offering an
    eye-popping visual experience that supports the saggy screenwriting.
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  • Film Review – Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut

    NIGHTBREED 2

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    Released in 1990 to low box office and critical disinterest, Clive Barker’s “Nightbreed” (an adaptation of his novel “Cabal”) went on to achieve a modest cult following, tempting those used to the helmer’s passions for violent imagery and fantastical storytelling. However, Barker was outspoken in his distaste for the theatrical cut of the movie, which underwent editorial butchery and extensive reshoots to turn a sophisticated monster mythology into a run-of-the-mill slasher film, though one that retained a great deal of Barker’s personality due to intricate creature design and gothic overtones. After a search for materials that made up the original version previewed in 1989 resulted in the retrieval of two VHS workprints, we now have “Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut,” a restoration that reworks and expands the theatrical cut, adding 43 minutes of footage, altering 70% of the picture. For fans, it’s the holy grail of restorations, bringing an admittedly rough looking but mostly complete version of the feature to the screen, almost as a thank you gift to Barker.

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  • Film Review – The Congress

    CONGRESS Robin Wright

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    “The Congress” is a particularly dizzying, challenging film that has
    something to share concerning the state of Hollywood and its future
    appetites, also touching on the struggle of employment opportunities for
    actors as they march into old age. There are satiric elements to the
    material, but this is no lampoon, instead charging forth as a
    brain-bursting, sci-fi/animated endeavor, not unlike a Ralph Bakshi
    production, only with a little more self-control. Writer/director Ari
    Folman submits an audacious vision of color and content, displaying a
    consistent sense of creativity while the script flounders from time to
    time trying to dream up encounters worthy of the picture’s curious
    premise. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Escape from Tomorrow

    ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW 1

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    “Escape from Tomorrow” has a gimmick. And it’s an interesting one.
    Taking cameras, a script, and actors into Walt Disney World,
    writer/director Randy Moore set out to make movie without permission,
    utilizing the theme parks as a chaotic backdrop for a tale concerning a
    mental breakdown. The idea opens itself to satiric brilliance,
    contrasting this screaming psychological erosion with visions of
    costumed characters and spinning rides. Yet, Moore does absolutely
    nothing with this rare production event, failing to build a story or
    even a passable sense of hallucination with “Escape from Tomorrow,”
    which often relies on strained surrealism and shock value to pass the
    time between park visits.
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  • Film Review – The Green Inferno

    GREEN INFERNO 1

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    Writer/director Eli Roth adores the cannibal pictures of the 1970s and
    ‘80s, and he wants to share that appreciation with his own take on the
    subgenre, “The Green Inferno.” His enthusiasm for this grisly,
    borderline irresponsible series of movies is understood throughout his
    first helming effort since the 2007 misfire, “Hostel: Part II,” but his
    natural instincts toward jocularity and uninspired casting work to dial
    down the true terror of the feature. It’s a blood-soaked ride into the
    jaws of Hell, but “The Green Inferno” is too frivolous to score as
    nightmare material, finding Roth displaying habitual timidity when it
    comes to truly shocking encounters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Sacrament

    SACRAMENT 1

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    Writer/director Ti West has made quite an impression in the horror genre
    where many of his contemporaries have failed. With 2009’s “The House of
    the Devil” and 2011’s “The Innkeepers,” West successfully reworked
    formula to fit his own vision for chills, showing a healthy amount of
    invention in an industry that’s content to refuse such ambition. “The
    Sacrament” is a slight detour from the boogeyman routine, taking on the
    reverberation of a real-world nightmare as West dramatizes the Jonestown
    incident from 1978. However, instead of pushing the heavily reported
    story in a fresh direction, the helmer clings to the basics of
    manipulation and sacrifice, keeping “The Sacrament” predictable,
    cranking up violence and extended scenes of suffering to help the
    picture leave the audience with a lasting bruise. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Metallica: Through the Never

    METALLICA THROUGH THE NEVER James Hetfield

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    It’s tough out there for a concert film these days. Ever since Miley
    Cyrus brought Hannah Montana to box office gold in 2008, Hollywood has
    been chasing the big money with efforts devoted to The Jonas Brothers,
    Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, and One Direction. The genre receives a much
    needed kick in the behind with “Metallica: Through the Never,” a
    blistering performance picture that blends riotous stage action with an
    actual street riot, while asking fans to digest a heaping helping of
    surreal imagery. Its buzz saw execution is magnificent, making sure the
    audience exits the theater with melted brains and blood pouring out of
    their ears, but director Nimrod Antal (“Predators,” “Vacancy”) leaves
    the movie with more than a few question marks, which probably isn’t the
    best course of action to take when dealing with such a blunt cinematic
    instrument.
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  • Film Review – Man of Tai Chi

    MAN OF TAI CHI Keanu Reeves

    Reviewed at Fantastic Fest 2013

    Keanu Reeves is no stranger to the world of martial art cinema. The star
    of “The Matrix” trilogy, Reeves has spent a considerable chunk of his
    career in training, learning the moves of several martial art traditions
    to best serve the vision of The Wachowski Siblings. Now he’s stepping
    behind the camera, taking command as the director of “Man of Tai Chi,”
    employing his interests and expertise with screen movement to build a
    simplistic but volatile fight film. The picture isn’t exactly an
    intellectual pursuit, but the essentials of brutality, choreography, and
    cinematographic patience are well cared for under Reeves’s watch.
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  • Film Review – Don Jon

    DON JON Joseph Gordon Levitt

    Making his feature-length filmmaking debut, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has
    selected a fascinating topic to build a picture around. Inspecting a man
    addicted to internet pornography while keeping his life in meticulous
    order, Gordon-Levitt threatens to make a Very Special Movie, teaching
    the audience about the ills of objectification and all its temptations.
    Mercifully, “Don Jon” doesn’t elect that approach, instead providing a
    fresh view of an age-old weakness, updating the prowl of the New Jersey
    Guido to include technological woes that match all the pumped-up macho
    concerns.
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  • Film Review – Enough Said

    ENOUGH SAID Julia Louis Dreyfus

    It’s bizarre to think that after 30 years of acting, Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    seems like a newcomer when it comes to her big screen performances.
    Finding monumental success on television, including her iconic run on
    “Seinfeld,” Louis-Dreyfus hasn’t shown much interest in a movie career,
    with this scarcity of credits preserving her ability to surprise. She
    lands a humdinger of a role in “Enough Said,” teaming up with
    writer/director Nicole Holofcener to work through a series of complex
    emotions, all of them realistically executed and universally understood,
    and she’s aces in every scene. Louis-Dreyfus gives “Enough Said”
    exquisite vulnerability and crack comic timing, helping the helmer lift a
    slightly tiresome plot off the ground, finding behavioral realism in
    the midst of sitcom tension.
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  • Film Review – Curse of Chucky

    CURSE OF CHUCKY Brad Douriff

    Admittedly, the idea of Chucky the killer doll was always a little
    goofy, but the original “Child’s Play” pulled off the tonality of horror
    and absurdity with skill, launching the character as an unlikely horror
    icon. While 1998’s “Bride of Chucky” had a certain irreverent snap to
    it, the sequels have largely missed the mark when it comes to making the
    doll menacing, with 2004’s “Seed of Chucky” representing the bottom of
    the barrel in terms of creativity. After nearly a decade of dormancy,
    creator Don Mancini just can’t let the Good Guy go, resurrecting the
    plastic killer for “Curse of Chucky,” a DTV sequel that aims to restore
    severity to the wheezing franchise, though it doesn’t bring anything new
    to the table beyond a brief makeover for its knee-high star.
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