• Film Review – Paranoia

    PARANOIA Harrison Ford

    For a decent thriller to work, there should be some sense of
    plausibility to help develop a connection with the audience, allowing
    them into the scheme of things through recognizable elements of
    suspicion, espionage, and accusation. “Paranoia” doesn’t exist on the
    Earth that we know and love, but a parallel dimension where handheld
    technology is capable of anything, destroying lives with the press of a
    smartphone button. Director Robert Luketic’s mistake is that he doesn’t
    brand “Paranoia” as sci-fi, instead trying to wow viewers with a
    contemporary tech-based suspense film that’s so focused on glowing
    screens and the titular anxiety, it abandons any shred of realism, thus
    turning a simple story of corporate spying with enticing possibilities
    into an extended run of silly make-em-ups that never congeal into
    nail-biting astonishment.
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  • Film Review – Kick-Ass 2

    KICK-ASS 2 Jim Carrey

    This review contains strong language.

    I was no fan of 2010’s “Kick-Ass,” though I was mildly beguiled by the
    feature’s comic book vigor, playing directly to the core demographic
    with a violent, sarcastic atmosphere that divided the audience into
    geeks fully invested in the work and outsiders who couldn’t compute the
    mixed messages director Matthew Vaughn was transmitting. Despite the
    original film’s inability to attract much attention at the box office, a
    small profit has triggered a sequel, once again adapting a comic book
    series by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr. Vaughn’s stepped down, taking
    a producing role, and the insider shine has been scraped off, reducing
    “Kick-Ass 2” to a glorified DTV sequel that’s determined to outgun,
    out-slice, and out-diarrhea its precursor. It’s a vicious, ugly, unfunny
    picture, and one that’s lacking the millimeter of polish Vaughn rubbed
    into the first movie.
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  • Film Review – Lee Daniels’ The Butler

    BUTLER Robin Williams

    “Lee Daniels’ The Butler” is the official title of this picture due to
    ridiculous studio tensions that forced distributor The Weinstein Company
    to make a slight alteration to the label to prevent additional
    retitling banality. Turns out, the Lee Daniels brand on the feature is
    more appropriate than previously imagined, as “The Butler” is sopping
    wet with his filmmaking DNA, forgoing a clean sense of history and
    timing to slosh around numerous eras and interactions, almost forming a
    narrative by accident. It could some extra baking time in an editing
    suite, but the movie is undeniably passionate work, doing a commendable
    job making sense out of the helmer’s scattershot approach to a highly
    ordered life.
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  • Film Review – Jobs

    JOBS Ashton Kutcher Josh Gad

    “Jobs” is a baffling motion picture, asking the audience to spent two
    hours with a narcissistic creep who stomped on those who helped to build
    an empire, flushed his family down the toilet, and treated underlings
    cruelly. Of course, it was all in the quest for perfection according to
    the screenplay by Matt Whiteley, giving Steve Jobs a free pass to
    sainthood, where his tech world innovation, not his dubious character,
    preserves his legacy at Apple Inc. Not that “Jobs” has any interest in
    behavioral complexity to challenge the exalted subject, instead behaving
    like a confused television movie that doesn’t exactly know how to
    transform extended examples of unbridled arrogance into a hard-edged
    celebration of dogged ambition.
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  • Film Review – In a World

    IN A WORLD Lake Bell

    Although writer/director Lake Bell aims to construct a romantic comedy
    with her helming debut, “In a World,” the effort almost registers as a
    tribute film to the late voiceover artist, Don LaFontaine. One of the
    most famous voices in the history of the vocation, LaFontaine was turned
    into a pop culture player when his use of the titular phrase in movie
    trailers became the ubiquitous opener for any production needing that
    extra introductory punch. Bell aims to celebrate the industry and its
    players with the picture, which is always most confident inspecting the
    neuroses and power plays of the participants. The ooey-gooey material
    just doesn’t share the same personality.
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  • Film Review – Last Passenger

    LAST PASSENGER Dougray Scott

    “Last Passenger” isn’t a particularly innovative movie, but it does have
    the sense to at least attempt to break away from the thriller norm. A
    runaway train picture spotlighting a collection of desperate commuters,
    the film isn’t about pinpointing the root of all evil, instead valuing
    the cinematic appeal of sheer panic in the face of possible doom,
    working nuances of character over an enormous display of malice. For
    some, the lack of explicit evil behavior will register as frustrating,
    as the feature does lack a certain edge when it comes to antagonism.
    Others might enjoy the change in scenery, as “Last Passenger” is more
    interested in the steps of survival, not the mechanics of villainy.
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  • Film Review – Standing Up

    STANDING UP 3

    As a film director, D.J. Caruso has primarily pursued more bubblegum
    thriller material with “I Am Number Four” and “Eagle Eye,” while
    inspecting the dark side of life in pictures such as “The Salton Sea”
    and “Taking Lives.” “Standing Up” is a major change of pace for the
    helmer, who loses interest in visual effects and suspense set pieces to
    make a movie about two kids getting to know each other in the wake of a
    terrible incident involving summer camp bullying. It’s a sweet,
    sensitive story, guided benevolently by Caruso, who emphasizes the
    tale’s kindness and bittersweet qualities, creating one of the more
    humane tales of preadolescence to hit screens in some time.
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  • Blu-ray Review – Street Trash

    Street Trash Tenafly Viper

    It's difficult to be truly offended by "Street Trash" because the
    picture is designed to repulse. It's not a movie for the faint of heart
    or the easily disturbed, spending 100 minutes running through all sorts
    of grotesqueries, sticky incidents, and nasty behavior, forging a
    subgenre known as "melt," which is exactly what the brand promises. The
    film is vile and frenzied, but it's also shockingly well made, crafted
    by a production team taking the challenge of a splatter film seriously,
    generating an outstandingly designed and photographed effort that's
    beguiling in its screen toxicity. Nobody's going to mistake "Street
    Trash" for Shakespeare, but saddled with a low budget and a premise that
    all but demands immediate dismissal, the endeavor somehow emerges
    slickly crafted and darkly comic, only overstepping its authority
    occasionally, perhaps just to make sure the viewer doesn't grow
    complacent with this phantasmagoria of carnival-colored death. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Tomboy

    Betsy Russell Tomboy

    "Tomboy" is a bizarre teen comedy from the 1985, revealing a
    surprisingly limited sense of humor while sending a confusing message of
    female empowerment. It's not stellar cinema by any means, but for those
    who have an affinity for a simpler time, when guys could get away with
    being unrepentant cads and donuts were sold on pure sex appeal, might
    take to the movie's moderate charms. At the very least, "Tomboy"
    provides an amiably earnest performance from star Betsy Russell, a
    bushy-haired actress who manages the screenplay's unsteady view toward
    the objectification of women with grace, communicating a fleeting sense
    of innocence and a more charged tone of exploitation as well. Russell's
    fun to watch in this ephemeral feature, with her natural spunk going a
    long way to even out directorial distraction from Herb Freed, who
    displays more interest in photographing naked breasts than he does
    massaging the heartfelt potential of the picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Prince Avalanche

    PRINCE AVALANCHE 3

    It’s been a long time since director David Gordon Green explored
    humanity. After a stretch guiding one inspired comedy (“Pineapple
    Express”) and two wretched ones (“The Sitter” and “Your Highness”),
    Green returns to his backwoods roots with “Prince Avalanche,” an oddly
    hypnotic tale of vulnerability that trusts the power of silence and
    imagery, managing to attack central conflicts from unusual angles.
    Beautifully shot and refreshingly performed from two actors in need of a
    change of pace, the movie settles into a position of isolation and
    finds rich character notes to play, spun with that special Green
    idiosyncrasy that once defined his career before Hollywood came calling.
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  • Film Review – Elysium

    ELYSIUM Matt Damon

    Four years ago, Neill Blomkamp made a splash with his directorial debut,
    the alien immigration saga “District 9.” A sleeper smash that created a
    career for the helmer and star Sharlto Copley, the picture was pure
    overkill, but offered an enticing glimpse of Blomkamp’s undeniably
    fertile creative vision. “Elysium” is his big-budget follow-up, allowing
    the moviemaker a chance to romp around an immense sci-fi sandbox, with
    major stars to conduct and immaculate CGI machinery to manipulate. Even
    though the features are identical in many ways, “Elysium” is more
    polished than “District 9,” filling out Blomkamp’s visual potential in
    full. However, old, ugly habits remain, keeping his latest work
    frustrating to watch as it avoids greatness to monkey around with
    numerous noisemakers.
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  • Film Review – Lovelace

    LOVELACE Amanda Seyfried

    “Lovelace” isn’t a bio-pic about the star of “Deep Throat.” The film is
    merely a slice of her story told from two different perspectives,
    highlighting the perceived thrill of adult cinema fame and its haunting
    reality. It’s not an education on the life and times of Linda Lovelace,
    but a glimpse of her years as a victim, with barely any effort put
    forward to secure a rounded portrait of a complicated existence.
    Although it’s nicely shot and agreeably acted by Amanda Seyfried,
    “Lovelace” is a superficial examination of profound pain and dubious
    character, keeping the material disappointingly one-note when it aches
    to be so much more comprehensive.
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  • Film Review – Planes

    PLANES Dane Cook

    Let’s not kid ourselves here, Disney’s “Planes” has arrived to
    facilitate the creation of a new generation of toys. It’s classic
    Hollywood marketing disguised as moviemaking, only here the groundwork
    has been laid by “Cars” and “Cars 2,” the Pixar pair that didn’t exactly
    win critical favor, but ran away with billions in merchandising. Billions.
    Of course the Mouse House was going to test the limits of this fandom,
    especially when the last “Cars” picture showed signs that audiences were
    growing a little tired of the automobile flavor. Now we have airplanes,
    but the story, the jokes, and the corporate manipulation remains the
    same. However, “Planes” does possess the fluid animation “Cars” lacked,
    taking to the sky with a slick presentation of aerial balletics and
    cartoon antics.
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  • Film Review – Computer Chess

    COMPUTER CHESS 1

    “Computer Chess” has a gimmick, and it’s a pretty fantastic one. Set in
    the early 1980s, the picture is shot with antique Portapak equipment,
    the kind of camera one wouldn’t dare point directly toward the sun. It
    lends the feature an endearingly low-fi look that’s played almost
    entirely straight, setting the retro mood with an authentic visual
    presence that’s amusing to simply study, unearthing vivid memories
    concerning the early stages of the video moviemaking revolution.
    Unfortunately, the effort’s imagination is limited to its look, as
    “Computer Chess” appears to mistake stasis for subversion, leaving the
    material’s quest to depict programming authenticity admirable, but
    hardly enough to fill out an entire film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Jug Face

    JUG FACE 2

    Horror films are a dime a dozen, often viewed chasing trends or lazily
    slopping the frame with blood to complete the genre task at hand. When a
    production comes around that seeks out a different tonal direction,
    it’s easy to notice the atmospheric changes. “Jug Face” is such a movie,
    with the presence of originality helping to make helmer Chad Crawford
    Kinkle’s debut feature stand out from the suffocating pack. It’s short
    (80 minutes long), sparingly severe, and mysterious, asking viewers to
    follow an unusual premise doesn’t reward with shocks, but a steady pulse
    of dread, making the macabre aspects of the work all the more
    unsettling. It’s a terrific picture, smartly made and sharply acted, and
    it’s one of the best chillers of the year. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blue Jasmine

    BLUE JASMINE Cate Blanchett

    Writer/director Woody Allen has been in a romantic mood lately. With the
    fantasy “Midnight in Paris” and the farce “To Rome with Love,” Allen
    was swept away by a golden European glow, scripting tales of life and
    love with his special neurotic stamp. “Blue Jasmine” isn’t a
    particularly friendly movie, returning the filmmaker to areas of
    psychological warfare and social discomfort that have informed his
    finest pictures. A satisfying blend of behavioral severity, “A Streetcar
    Named Desire” homage, and laughs, “Blue Jasmine” is distinctly
    Allen-esque, but dominated by Cate Blanchett’s stunning lead performance
    — a masterful tightrope walk of delusion and deliberation that keeps
    the effort absorbing and darkly comic.
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  • Film Review – Blood

    BLOOD Stephen Graham Paul-Bettany

    It’s strange that the producers of “Blood” have decided to use a
    six-part miniseries as the inspiration for this endeavor. Remakes are
    difficult enough to pull off gracefully, but reducing multiple episodes
    of narrative breadth and character arcs to a single 90 minute feature
    feels like dramatic suicide, forced to compact nuanced relationships and
    burn through conflict in a full sprint. Thankfully, there are powerful
    performances to cling to, watching the actors conjure full-blooded
    depictions of guilt to patch holes left behind in the script. There’s
    powerful work here to savor while the story searches for ways to define
    its direction, keeping “Blood” convincing when it should rightfully fall
    apart.
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  • Film Review – We’re the Millers

    WE'RE THE MILLERS Jennifer Aniston

    “We’re the Millers” feels oddly retro with its bawdy sense of humor,
    resembling a long lost Farrelly Brother film from 1999. It’s an
    audience-pleaser with its mind in the gutter, playing up its R-rating
    with gusto, offering oodles of sex jokes, foul language, and a moment of
    graphic nudity, unwilling to break any new ground in the genre.
    Thankfully, the movie is also funny, though rarely hilarious, holding to
    a steady rhythm of absurdity and slapstick antics that manage to
    please, with a few highlights hinting at a more interestingly devilish
    picture than the McDonald’s meal director Rawson Marshall Thurber
    ultimately slaps together here.
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  • Film Review – Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    PERCY JACKSON SEA OF MONSTERS Alexandra Daddrio

    It’s actually surprising to be confronted with a sequel to the 2010
    release, “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.” While
    a modest success, the picture didn’t inspire the type of pop culture
    ubiquity that normally shadows blockbuster franchises, but the producers
    aren’t giving up just yet, submitting the more compactly titled “Percy
    Jackson: Sea of Monsters” to the moviegoing public, hoping to build on a
    foundation poured by director Chris Columbus. There is noticeable
    improvement here, with a general muting of slapstick tendencies to shape
    the material into a straightforward adventure/visual effects orgy,
    finding helmer Thor Freudenthal conjuring the forces of Spielberg and
    Rowling to craft a fantasy romp that, much like its predecessor, is far
    too tense with exposition to really let ‘er rip.
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