“The Canyons” opens with a main title sequence spotlighting abandoned,
decaying movie theaters. Presumably, this is a comment on the dwindling
appeal of the theatrical experience, with “The Canyons” potentially
greeting most of its viewers through Video on Demand services, an
industry distribution system currently being hailed as the savior for
independent cinema. It’s a disturbing showcase of lost cinematic
elegance, but if this picture is meant to represent the future of film,
these theaters are better off in complete ruin. Insufferable and
eternal, “The Canyons” has spent the greater part of its production life
dodging bad press, only to deserve every single journalistic lash.
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Film Review – Blackfish
“Blackfish” is an incomplete documentary with its heart in the right
place. Outraged by the “facts” that were passed around after the death
of SeaWorld orca trainer Dawn Brancheau in 2010, director Gabriela
Cowperthwaite decided to strike out on her own, surveying the history of
Tilikum, the killer whale responsible for the horrific incident. Her
cinematic summation of animal abuse and destructive business practices
when it comes to the welfare of SeaWorld’s creatures is expectedly
upsetting and often riveting, exploring the insanity of orca
domestication and the devastating price of such tight confinement.
However, as enlightening and passionate as the picture is, Cowperthwaite
fails to summon the type of comprehensive journalism this type of story
deserves.
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Film Review – The Smurfs 2
In 2011’s “The Smurfs,” we learned that Smurfs are capable of breaking
wind. In “The Smurfs 2,” it’s established that Smurfs have testicles.
I’m not entirely certain why the moviemakers are so consumed with the
bodily functions of these little blue creatures, but the humor remains
fixed at that level for much of the picture. Picking up where the last
endeavor left off, “The Smurfs 2” shows some badly needed progression in
the emotional resonance department, but the rest of the sequel is mired
by an oddly joyless atmosphere of evildoing, while the promise of a
fresh location is abandoned to pursue some of the lamest attempts at
humor viewed in a family film this year.
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Blu-ray Review – Massage Parlor Murders
"Massage Parlor Murders" opens with a scene that finds a lowly, frugal
john negotiating with a comely working girl for special clothes-removing
enhancements to his anticipated rubdown (scored to Tchaikovsky's "The
Nutcracker," natch). The scene has nothing to do with the rest of the
picture, yet it's an apt start to the feature, which continues down a
path of incoherence and slapdash filmmaking. Right from the start
there's sleaze, a general reluctance to spend money, and naked breasts,
which sums up the viewing event extraordinarily well. Exploitation
cinema with a side serving of New York City travelogue, "Massage Parlor
Murders" isn't much of a movie, but it's a heck of a viewing experience,
packing in enough violence, vague confrontations, and nudity to satisfy
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Blu-ray Review – Into the White
The intimacy of "Into the White" is fascinating, helping to move a
routine tale about sworn enemies coming together in the face of certain
death along. It's based on a true tale of survival and unexpected
companionship at the outset of World War II, and the feature gets plenty
of mileage out of tense confrontations occurring in the freezing cold,
with a sharp, expressive collection of actors chosen to embody national
pride as it's tested in a most unforgiving environment during a time of
complete intolerance. Dramatically rewarding and geographically vivid,
"Into the White" generates a satisfactory amount of suspense and thawing
personality to achieve its limited goals, successfully spinning the
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Blu-ray Review – Frankie Go Boom
A comedic farce doesn't have to make perfect sense, but there should be
something within the realm of logic fueling the insanity, grounding the
effort in plausibility as fits of madness swirl around. The
unfortunately titled "Frankie Go Boom" doesn't supply a single
believable moment, sprinting around a most nonsensical, contrived
offering of screenwriting. It's unbearable to sit through at times,
watching decent actors flounder with intentionally ridiculous material,
working themselves into a lather to serve writer/director Jordan
Roberts's clumsy sense of humor. It's utter nonsense, but not an
admirable type of tomfoolery that carries itself with an engaging
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Film Review – The Wolverine
While greeted with robust box office, 2009’s “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”
was met with fan apathy, with most complaints stemming from the studio’s
attempt to make a colorful, cartoony mutant nation movie out of a solo
effort (wedging will.i.am into an acting role didn’t exactly help the
cause either), crowding out the central appeal of the picture. With “The
Wolverine,” the boat now rocks in the opposite direction, stripping
away the theme park vibe of the previous film to craft a more pained
take on the clawed superhero’s ongoing tango with mortality, eschewing
big action for furrowed brows and Japanese melodrama. The change in
scenery is attractive, yet “The Wolverine” is missing fire in its belly,
feeling mummified by its intentional downshift into a mood piece.
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Film Review – The To Do List
“The To Do List” represents a change of perspective for the average sex
comedy, taking a female POV in a genre typically dominated by the drooly
interests of knuckle-dragging males. However, the refreshing view only
lasts so long in Maggie Carey’s feature-length directorial debut,
eventually blocked out by a few needless detours into gross-out comedy
and a wooden lead performance from star Aubrey Plaza. “The To Do List”
is out to shock, but it’s also interested in sympathy, making it one of
the more disappointing pictures of this deflating summer, wasting a
perfectly wonderful supporting cast and knowing attitude on impatient
screenwriting and haphazard editing.
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Film Review – The Hunt
“The Hunt” tells the harrowing story of an impulsive accusation that
develops into a wildfire of emotions and revulsion. It’s drama that’s
out to rile up audiences with scenes of injustice and judgment, yet the
explosive qualities of the work are skillfully managed by director
Thomas Vinterberg and co-screenwriter screenwriter Tobias Lindholm, who
ignore the temptation to lurch into hysterics, playing the spread of
rumor and disease with striking minimalism, thus encouraging a more
profound reaction to the work. “The Hunt” will have you balling up a
fist and shedding a few tears as the tale unfolds, providing an
exquisitely unpleasant conflict that’s simply riveting to study.
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Film Review – A Band Called Death
There is an irresistible sense of joy to the music documentary “A Band
Called Death.” It’s mournful work in many ways, but also carries itself
with an air of triumph as it winds through an extraordinary story of
dormancy and frustration. Similar in scope to the 2008 triumph “Anvil!
The Story of Anvil,” “A Band Called Death” tracks the same emotional
journey of delayed gratification, only here the players are atypical to
the world of punk music, with directors Mark Christopher Covino and Jeff
Howlett using the sheer oddity of the subjects and their strange road
to a record release to fashion an exceptional look at artistic
integrity, musical innovation, and the power of family ties.
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Film Review – Drug War
The supercop genre isn’t distinctly American in design, but we certainly
lead the pack when it comes to the stylized activity of police in the
line of duty, questioning perps and blasting holes in baddies. Perhaps
this is why the bluntly titled “Drug War” is so compelling, taking the
clenched-fist fight against crime to China, where matters of public
protection are more reservedly severe. Twisting genre elements into a
fresh pass at dirty business, the latest from acclaimed and prolific
director Johnnie To manages to seize atypical nuances when it comes to
the battle between good and evil, deploying ace tech credits to
mastermind a sleek, scary look at the collateral damage of a seemingly
futile conflict.
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Film Review – Crystal Fairy
“Crystal Fairy” (actually titled “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus
and 2012” before somebody wised up during the marketing process) is an
odd picture made for a specialized moviegoing mood. It’s rambling and
spaced-out, with an absurdly severe conclusion that mucks with the
strange tonality of the work, yet writer/director/co-star Sebastian
Silva finds a breezy rhythm that’s worth a look. There’s also a question
of star Michael Cera, who finds a place of mild comedy and wickedly
passive-aggressive behavior that suits his limited dramatic range,
making his performance something special in a film that’s not especially
convincing with its quirk and qualities of observation.
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Film Review – Fruitvale Station
“Fruitvale Station” isn’t interested in presenting cold, hard facts.
Although it opens with actual video footage of Oscar Grant being shot by
a BART officer, the rest of the movie is devoted to a broad
representation of the young man’s life, mixing recreation with outright
fiction. For some, the overwhelming sympathy shown to Grant will provide
an exhaustively emotional experience, helping to mourn a senseless
death. However, “Fruitvale Station” doesn’t do itself any favors by
ignoring the mysterious workings of the incident, and while the picture
is penetratingly performed, it leaves numerous questions behind in
regards to the killing and Grant’s distressed demeanor, rendering the
feature too calculated for comfort.
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Film Review – House Party: Tonight’s the Night
It’s interesting to find Warner Brothers attempting to
sequelize/spin-off the film “House Party” 23 years after it opened in
theaters. That there’s still value in the brand name is extraordinary,
especially when the latest installment, “House Party: Tonight’s the
Night,” is aimed directly at young “Step Up” fans that can’t get enough
of the hat-askew, back-flipping stuff. I’m just going to assume that
most viewers taking the time to watch “Tonight’s the Night” have never
even heard of “House Party,” otherwise, they’d be watching the original
“House Party” and not this decidedly unfunny, sophomoric creation that
plays like an R-rated Disney Channel movie.
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Film Review – Stranded
Horror films set in space are often a difficult proposition. Horror
films set in space that have no budget to work with have more of a
creative uphill climb. “Stranded” is a lunar adventure that takes place
on a single set, with limited visual variance to help sell the sci-fi
aspects of the story, while the script largely avoids anything that
might require any type of specialized activity outside of actors
stomping around looking frightened. It’s the latest from “Battlefield
Earth” helmer Roger Christian, which should be enough of a review right
there for most readers. Cheap, dull, and starring Christian Slater,
“Stranded” is a generic effort that doesn’t set out to achieve much over
85 tedious minutes of screen time.
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Blu-ray Review – Code of Silence
In 1985, Chuck Norris was in a peculiar place in his career. Having
fought to build his brand name on a history of martial arts training and
demonstration, Norris took on Hollywood with the same determination,
starring in a series of actioners that transformed him into an icon, but
one with questionable taste in screenplays and directors. By the
mid-1980s, the star was trapped in a Cannon Films bear trap, churning
out pictures such as "Missing in Action" and "Invasion U.S.A." However,
in the midst of this contractual flurry, Norris managed to slip "Code of
Silence" into the mix, toplining a gritty, low-wattage police thriller
that only relies on Norris's standard display of kick-happy skills of
defense in the final act, allowing the star to, gulp, act a little
between displays of disgust. An entertaining ride through the underbelly
of Chicago, "Code of Silence" manages to temporarily bring Norris to a
realm of reality, sticking a bearded force for justice in the midst of
mob warfare and a sickly sea of corrupt cops, gradually shaping his
character into a lone wolf instead of just assuming the position before
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Film Review – Dealin’ With idiots
To fully appreciate “Dealin’ with Idiots,” the viewer must have some
working knowledge of its writer/director/star Jeff Garlin. Or perhaps
patience is a more accurate description. The combative comedian who rose
to fame on the HBO program “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Garlin is an
acquired taste, repeatedly falling back on his skills of improvisation
and observation to help him crack wise, often punctuated with his
squealy, infectious laugh. The howl is sadly missing from Garlin’s
second helming stint (following up his 2006 movie, “I Want Someone to
Eat Cheese With”), but the rest of his loose sense of humor remains in
“Dealin’ with Idiots,” an impulsive character-driven effort that’s good
for a few laughs and some serious confusion.
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Film Review – R.I.P.D.
“R.I.P.D.” is a constipated picture. It’s easy to see what the
production had in mind when cameras originally rolled, but editorial
tinkering and general tonal indecision has coughed up a painless misfire
— a movie that could’ve been something sharper, sillier, and more
direct with its action sequences. What’s up on the screen is flawed and
noisy, trying to siphon “Men in Black” fuel without the imagination of
Barry Sonnenfeld in play, and while it doesn’t come together, there are a
few inspired moments to pick up the slack, and the presence of Jeff
Bridges has the ability to lighten any mood, gleefully stomping around
the effort like he owns it.
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