• Film Review – Jingle Bell Heist

    The holiday season is full of feel-good entertainment, with movies often celebrating the magic of love during times of family crisis. “Jingle Bell Heist” tries on crime for size, with writer Abby McDonald looking to add some excitement as she creates two characters out to find their fortune while the world around them gets into the Christmas spirit. Director Michael Fimognari (“To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You,” “To All the Boys: Always and Forever”) is tasked with selling the tingles of the holidays and the urgency of criminal plans, coming up with a slightly muted endeavor that only succeeds when personality manages to break through. The picture isn’t an “Ocean’s Eleven”-style romp, but something more restrained when it comes to thrills, while McDonald is ordered to find a little heat in the middle of all the thievery, desperate to add bits of burgeoning romance when the film is much better watching two partners figure out how to pull off an impossible task. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Eternity

    The afterlife offers incredible potential for storytelling. It’s a setting of mystery and extraordinary fantasy, permitting filmmakers to play with the details of the unknown, finding ways to explore the complicated mess of living as it comes to something of an end. Albert Brooks scored a major creative success with 1991’s “Defending Your Life,” offering a romantic and comedic take on the process of passing on to the next phase of existence. Now co-writers Patrick Cunnane and David Freyne (who also directs) riff on the same idea with “Eternity,” zeroing in on the pressure involved when the recently deceased are tasked with choosing their forever home. “Eternity” means to be light, but the premise can’t deny certain troubling realities, and the writers offer a mostly balanced appreciation of the central crisis, making an intermittently funny and emotional study of an impossible choice set in a strange wonderland of options. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Zootopia 2

    While many anticipated a hit film in 2016’s “Zootopia,” few could’ve predicted its monster success, taking the world by storm as it rolled on to become a billion dollar grosser. Disney certainly took their time cooking up a sequel, spending the intervening years developing the premise for streaming shows and theme park experiences, feeling out the true popularity of the brand name. Now there’s “Zootopia 2,” which looks to dominate the competition with a return of the franchise’s sense of humor, action, and commentary on the way of the world for underprivileged creatures. Directors Jared Bush (who also scripts) and Byron Howard aren’t looking to stray far from the formula that worked so well nearly a decade ago, but they end up with a much better picture, as “Zootopia 2” maintains a mostly playful presence with a wonderful voice cast, showing more consistency as it looks to balance silliness with societal issues. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery

    “Wake Up Dead Man” is the third installment of the “Knives Out” franchise, which probably was never meant to continue past the initial 2019 release, but audience interest and filmmaker enthusiasm was enough to turn the sleuthing skills of Benoit Blanc into a series. 2021’s “Glass Onion” switched the saga into a streaming experience, and one that was warmly welcomed by fans, even with a noticeable decline in quality. Writer/director Rian Johnson returns with another case of murder for the master detective to solve, this time examining the strange ways of faith and devotion, taking elements of danger to a church setting as a monsignor is offed and there’s a whole flock of troubled people involved in the situation. “Wake Up Dead Man” is no creative departure from the other chapters of “Knives Out,” but it’s a small improvement on “Glass Onion,” finding Johnson conjuring a more interesting case of ego, and the supporting cast gets plenty of mileage out of the Agatha Christie-inspired material. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Tinsel Town

    Chris Foggin is in the business of making feel-good cinema. He’s been at it for years now, directing “Fisherman’s Friends,” “Bank of Dave,” “This is Christmas,” and “Bank of Dave 2: The Loan Ranger,” on a quest to make viewers walk away delighted and soulfully restored after watching one of his movies. He remains committed to the career cause in “Tinsel Town,” a holiday picture about a crusty action star sent to small town England to participate in a stage production of “Cinderella.” Obviously, complications ensue and fussiness begins its slow melt, as the screenplay (credited to Piers Ashworth, Adam Brown, and Frazer Flintham) isn’t out to blow minds with originality, painting in primary colors to secure likability. However, “Tinsel Town” is missing a more direct shot of appeal, as the material gets caught up in subplots in the final act, testing goodwill with writing that ultimately fails to stay on task. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wildcat

    Kate Beckinsale is working hard to become an action hero. In recent years, she’s appeared in “Canary Black” and “Stolen Girl,” presenting herself as a formidable force, often in the service of rescuing children. She returns to duty in “Wildcat,” portraying an ex-military woman who’s caught in a bad situation when her little brother drags her into a criminal entanglement, which also happens to threaten the life of her young daughter. Director James Nunn (who hit a few highs with his work on “One Shot” and “One More Shot”) is in charge of bringing some punchiness to the offering, but it’s not an easy task with this riff on Guy Ritchie cinema from screenwriter “Dee Dee,” who generates a familiar collision of underworld players and violent crime world mishaps in an uninspired endeavor. “Wildcat” offers a few acting highlights and the occasional viable threat, but there’s a heavy sense of déjà vu that keeps the feature from coming to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Thing with Feathers

    “Grief is the Thing with Feathers” was a 2015 book by Max Porter, exploring the ways of death, recovery, and parenthood. Writer/director Dylan Southern looks to take the strange journey of the novel and turn it into cinema, with help from star Benedict Cumberbatch, who is no stranger to playing tortured characters. The material doesn’t directly assess the weakened state of a newly widowed father trying to make sense of the world and handle the care of his two young sons, going a more abstract direction with the tale, which involves the horror of a human-sized crow complicating the grieving process for a vulnerable character. “The Thing with Feathers” is very strange and also tries to be extremely sincere, but adaptation challenges are often too difficult to conquer. As much as Southern tries to respect the source material and play intense psychological games, he doesn’t create a particularly compelling picture. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Swimming to Cambodia

    Spalding Gray wanted to be an actor. Jobs weren’t exactly plentiful, but he received an opportunity to be part of a prestige movie when he scored a small part in 1984’s “The Killing Fields,” a picture that detailed the grim experience of the Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia during the 1970s. The feature would go on to become a minor hit at the box office and win several awards at the 1985 Oscars. However, to Gray, it was a job, and one that took him across the world to Thailand for filming, placing the New Yorker in the middle of an alien environment that carried heavenly qualities, especially for those interested in hedonistic pursuits. Using the experience to fuel a stage event, Gray turned his time on “The Killing Fields” into a monologue, using “Swimming to Cambodia” to dramatically share pieces of his life and the depths of his brain, sold in a furious, colorful manner by director Jonathan Demme as stories and reflections pour out of the monologist for 80 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Lost Country

    The vastness of political conflict and terror is handed an intimate treatment in 2023’s “Lost Country.” Co-writer/director Vladimir Perisic returns viewers to the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia in 1996, examining the woes of the region during the government rule of Slobodan Milosevic and a key election that inspired the formation of revolution. Perisic doesn’t show much interest in the fine details of the unfolding situation, instead using such tension to power a study of a mother and her son, examining the pair as their once tight relationship is challenged by the reality of the world around them. “Lost Country” is committed to silent moments of reflection and visual communication, giving the feature an interesting presence as it burns quietly. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Breathless (1983)

    Co-writers L.M. Kit Carson and Jim McBride (who also directs) endeavor to transform the ways of Jean-Luc Godard’s classic, “Breathless,” pulling it out of 1960 and into the 1980s with a rascally rock and roll spirit. The screenplay is after heat and impulsiveness, turning to the star of the year, Richard Gere (fresh off hits “American Gigolo” and “An Officer and a Gentleman”), to provide a nuclear-powered performance that captures pure recklessness and limited intellect, following the low impulse control of the main character as he seeks love and excitement. Gere is certainly invested in the part, presenting a wild take on sexiness that’s completely out of his range, but he commits, joining co-star Valerie Kaprisky on a screen adventure meant to drip with lust, danger, and fiery emotional entanglements. The concept of the updated “Breathless” is understood, but McBride’s execution is up for debate, mixing the rising threat of the story with two incredibly underwhelming performances that fail to support the electricity the helmer is attempting to conjure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Monkey

    Last summer, Osgood Perkins scored a surprise box office hit with “Longlegs.” The horror picture wasn’t much different from everything else he’s created, but marketplace magic was certainly on Perkins’s side, enticing people to spend time in a deadly serious world of mystery and evil. A year later, the writer/director is back with “The Monkey,” which is also a tale of mystery and evil, this time sourced from a short story by Stephen King. The iconic genre author required just under forty pages to deliver a strange journey into a cursed life, but Osgood isn’t fully committed to moodiness. Instead, the movie is a presentation of shock value that loses effectiveness the longer it lasts, as Perkins can’t extend King’s ideas for a feature-length offering. He goes spotty with a limp sense of dark humor and gory events, keeping “The Monkey” more about grisly visuals than an engrossing study of dread. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sisu: Road to Revenge

    Three years ago, there was “Sisu.” It was a Finnish production about an unstoppable man out to destroy Nazis during World War II, and writer/director Jalmari Helander brought a vivid imagination for bodily harm and big screen action. The picture wasn’t a major hit, but it attracted plenty of positive attention, celebrating Helander’s appetite for destruction. For “Sisu: Road to Revenge,” the formula hasn’t changed much, once again following the main character into many threatening situations as he seeks to calm his screaming mind by murdering his enemies in blunt fashion. Helander returns, joined by star Jorma Tommila, and the pair work out a new survival plan for the sequel, which remains as violent as possible while the helmer enjoys some Hollywood influences and a larger budget. The element of surprise is long gone, but “Road to Revenge” maintains an enjoyable viewing experience, running just a bit behind the original feature in terms of excitement. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review- The Family Plan 2

    A little under two years ago, “The Family Plan” debuted as a streaming title, and…it was awful. Strangely coarse for what appeared to be a family picture, also offering wretched performances, direction, and writing, the movie struggled to provide a single inspired moment. However, it seems the feature was something of a success, because the creative team is back for “The Family Plan 2,” a relatively quickie production aiming to get right back to PG-13 business, following the adventures of an ex-assassin and his desperate need to be a protective parent and husband for his loved ones. Director Simon Cellen Jones and screenwriter David Coggeshall return to duty, cooking up new challenges for the main characters, going international to help spice up the incredible blandness of the production. On the plus side, “The Family Plan 2” is an improvement on the original, locating a better villain to help create a modicum of screen tension. The rest remains generic and unfunny, but hey, at least some progress has been made. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Champagne Problems

    Once the director of “Daredevil” and “Ghost Rider,” Mark Steven Johnson is on a different career path these days. He’s in the business of making romantic comedies for streaming services, trying his luck with Hallmark Channel-style offerings of mild drama and feels that provide viewers with a sense of escapism as beautiful performers work with a screenplay of no particular emotional emphasis. It’s vanilla stuff, but Johnson locates a degree of charm in “Champagne Problems,” hitting all the highlights of fantasy as the main character faces a crisis of the heart and business ties during a holiday work trip to France. Johnson (who also scripts) has no love for originality, but he finds some help from the actors, who maintain mild warmth and a sense of humor while the feature strives to conjure as much coziness as possible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wicked: For Good

    This time last year, “Wicked: Part 1” found its audience. An adaptation of the 2003 stage musical, the feature managed to delight the faithful and enchant younger audiences, finding its place as event cinema when such a thing doesn’t come around much anymore. It was a charming picture for the most part, launching the world of Oz and the troubles at Shiz University with a bit of spirit and a number of big songs, helping to establish friendship and growing tensions between the characters of Elphaba and Galinda. The original show was a complete experience, allowing an intermission to divide its two acts. “Wicked: Part 1” chose an open ending, ready to keep the story going in an entirely new movie. “Wicked: For Good” means to be the dramatic payoff after a year away, taking on the darker, more adult side of the tale, and the batteries do feel a little worn down this time around. It’s difficult to watch “For Good” and not think that all of this really should’ve been contained to a single epic film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Plague

    One can experience all kinds of nightmares on the big screen involving a community of movie maniacs or supernatural threats. But there’s nothing more frightening than a collection of unsupervised, parent-free 12-year-old boys. That’s the level of fear writer/director Charlie Polinger brings to “The Plague,” which studies to corrosive effects of bullying at a water polo camp for kids, taking special note of one boy’s quest to endure unimaginable cruelty. The helmer hopes to maintain a high level of artistry with the endeavor, but he’s also out to make a Stanley Kubrick film here, merging the creeping terror of “The Shining” with the cancerous group dynamics of “Full Metal Jacket.” “The Plague” is a lot to take in, exploring how horrible children can be to one another, and Polinger looks to make an intensely atmospheric offering. It doesn’t quite come together in full, but there are moments where the material is chillingly authentic and difficult to process. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Altered

    If one squints hard enough, one could see some potential in “Altered.” It plays like a sci-fi novel, or perhaps a comic book, taking viewers to a future world that’s populated with mutated humans who live in two distinct classes, inspiring a tale of protection and revolution. There’s also a special mechanical suit in play, giving the lead character unusual powers to help deal with threats. Writer/director Timo Vuorensola (who made a positive impression with 2012’s “Iron Sky,” but hasn’t scored again since the picture’s release) blends all kinds of genre influences into the screenplay, maintaining interest in world-building and, for parts of the feature, action. However, “Altered” just doesn’t work, often caught struggling with momentum as the story starts and stops one too many times, and performances aren’t there, unable to bring the endeavor’s broadness to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – St. Elmo’s Fire

    1985’s “St. Elmo’s Fire” is a divisive picture, but it does have a place in film history. It’s commonly regarded as the birth of the “Brat Pack” era, when young stars were taking over Hollywood, using their style and beauty to help mix personal and professional interests, which some viewed as too aggressive. It’s also the first major commercial and cultural hit for co-writer/director Joel Schumacher, who grew as a visual storyteller throughout the rest of the 1980s (including “The Lost Boys,” “Cousins,” and “Flatliners”). However, there are the characters in the feature that cause intense debate, as the script submits seven post-college people newly dealing with the demands of adulthood without a fully developed sense of maturity. It’s a tough sell for some, and while “St. Elmo’s Fire” makes curious creative choices, the offering actually manages to connect ideas concerning stunted emotional growth, fading friendships, and the troubling demands of life without a perceived safety net. That’s not to suggest it’s an intellectual exercise, but there’s more to the endeavor than the soap opera Schumacher occasionally wants to make. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Golden Child

    “Beverly Hills Cop” opened in theaters on December 7th, 1984. It topped the box office charts that weekend, and remained the number one movie in America for the next 12 weeks. After his previous triumphs in buddy comedies “48 Hrs.” and “Trading Places,” Eddie Murphy was suddenly the new king of Hollywood, handed a golden opportunity to do whatever he wanted. There was talk of a Murphy-assisted “Star Trek IV,” but the actor rested for a moment, building anticipation for his next move. And that career-defining choice was 1986’s “The Golden Child,” putting the young thespian in his own all-ages, PG-13 special effects vehicle, tasking him to carry a dark study of magic and demonic influence with his traditional fast-talking ways. Coming from “Cop,” “The Golden Child” is an extreme disappointment, watching Murphy visibly give up on the production as director Michael Ritchie (way outside of his comfort zone) tries to compete in a Spielberg/Lucas industry with a halfhearted, shockingly unfunny effort that battles to balance many tones as it slows to a crawl. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Jade

    While enjoying a few career highlights in the 1980s (including 1983’s “Flashdance” and 1985’s “Jagged Edge”), screenwriter Joe Eszterhas enjoyed a very lucrative 1990s. 1992’s “Basic Instinct” transformed him into a major Hollywood entity, and all the studios wanted a piece of the action, paying millions to get their hands on his latest endeavors. 1995’s “Jade” is part of this gold rush, representing a portion of the mania that surrounded Eszterhas and also his downfall, as the box office failure of 1993’s “Sliver” and the bombing of 1995’s “Showgirls” helped to extinguish his once red- hot career. “Jade” is pretty much the final offering of indulgence when dealing with Eszterhas, who creates an erotic thriller that’s heavy on mystery and grim when it comes to sex. Director William Friedkin (no stranger to professional woes) steps in to make sense of the writing’s darkness, out to create his own version of an opera with the work, which enjoys wild swings of behavior and villainous reveals. The film is at least somewhat functional for its first two acts, watching Friedkin manage Eszterhas’s greasy imagination and clunky dialogue, pushing his actors to go bigger in an effort to merge behavioral broadness with sexual violence. The bizarre mix of detective activity and obsession doesn’t carry throughout the movie, but there’s enough here to embrace for those who enjoy lurid cinema. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com