• Blu-ray Review – The Telephone Book

    THE TELEPHONE BOOK Sarah Kennedy

    Perhaps experimental sex comedies were a dime a dozen in the early
    1970s, but I fail to see a reason why anyone would get all worked up
    over "The Telephone Book." About as arousing as a tax audit and funny as
    jury duty, the picture is a surreal journey into random confessions and
    pig-masked monologuing, imagining itself to be a wonderland of carnal
    delights and cutting satire, wafting over its audience like a wave of
    marijuana smoke. For the clean and impatient in 2013, "The Telephone
    Book" emerges as an oddity from 1971, but not a particularly compelling
    one. With its outlandishness napping and its sense of humor missing,
    this X-rated relic is best served to fans of obscure exploitation
    cinema, those brave souls able to somehow appreciate the feature's
    idiosyncrasies and its Vietnam-era taboo-smashing tastes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Apartment 1303

    APARTMENT 1303 Mischa Barton 2

    There is no rhyme, reason, or basic filmmaking competency to “Apartment
    1303.” A ghost story that doesn’t bother with the story part of
    equation, the movie is relentlessly bogged down by idiocy and clumsy
    acting, resembling hundreds of similar genre offerings where the scares
    claim a higher priority than anything else, and even those are utterly
    worthless. Teeming with inconsistencies and ineptitude, “Apartment 1303”
    ends up a complete waste of time, not even amusing as bottom shelf
    schlock that welcomes the respite of mockery.
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  • Film Review – World War Z

    WORLD WAR Z Brad Pitt

    Because we all love a good disaster story, much has been made recently
    about the production challenges that temporarily paralyzed the shooting
    of “World War Z.” It ran overbudget, suffered through numerous rewrites,
    and found its third act completely rethought by a second creative team
    when the original work failed to land the proper punch. The trouble with
    such compulsive rubbernecking is that “World War Z,” despite some major
    malfunctions, is no train wreck. In fact, it’s a rather energized
    horror picture, skillfully using the fantasy concept of a furious zombie
    outbreak to construct a representation of global pandemic hysteria,
    with star Brad Pitt wisely tucking in his cape to play a human being
    facing doomsday, refusing the superhero path.
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  • Film Review – Monsters University

    MONSTERS UNIVERSITY 1

    “Monsters University” is a prequel I’m positive most audiences will be
    celebrating. It’s Pixar on autopilot, returning to the playground of one
    of their biggest, most enduring hits, coasting on good faith as the
    story dials back about a decade to detail how scare professionals Mike
    Wazowski and Sulley first met (I guess one must simply ignore a line in
    2001’s “Monsters, Inc.” that established the pair as elementary school
    chums). Loaded with gags and entertaining characterizations, “Monsters
    University” is a breezy time with old friends, smartly stepping away
    from the scare floor to take the monster carnival to college, opening a
    whole new world of possibilities for this colorful universe.
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  • Film Review – The Bling Ring

    BLING RING Emma Watson

    “The Bling Ring” is not a film where the audience is meant to understand
    the characters, to peek behind the behavioral curtain to comprehend
    corrupt impulses. It’s an atmospheric picture, wallowing in indifference
    and cheap thrills to showcase the mummification of a generation raised
    on celebrity culture, caffeine, and permissive parenting. “The Bling
    Ring” doesn’t possess a death grip of judgment I’m sure most would like
    from this depiction of millennial lunacy, yet writer/director Sofia
    Coppola makes a more convincing argument for condemnation through
    observation, watching dim children willingly engage in illegal
    activities, incapable of showing remorse. That’s chilling enough.
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  • Film Review – Much Ado About Nothing

    MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING Joss Whedon

    In 1993, Kenneth Branagh attempted a lush, cinematic take on William
    Shakespeare’s famous play, “Much Ado About Nothing.” Attempting to
    counterpunch contextual impenetrability, Branagh turned the stage
    production into a luscious screen event, boasting stunning Italian
    countryside locations, heavenly golden bodies, and an all-star cast bent
    on challenging themselves with a rare outing of sophistication. It was a
    beautiful film, and perhaps bold enough to discourage beloved
    writer/director Joss Whedon from matching its sense of euphoria. His
    “Much Ado About Nothing” elects the opposite approach, refusing
    production polish, varied locations, and even color. It’s a
    stripped-down take on the Bard, ready-made for Whedon acolytes —
    certainly interesting, but once you go Branagh, it’s difficult to go
    back.
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  • Film Review – Detention of the Dead

    DETENTION OF THE DEAD 1

    There’s cheeky homage, and then there’s “Detention of the Dead.” Adapted
    from a play by Rob Rinow, the feature aims to induce nostalgia, chills,
    laughs, and tears by mixing the sensitive juvenile delinquent antics of
    the “The Breakfast Club” with the zombie stomp of George Romero’s “Dawn
    of the Dead,” trusting knowing audiences will receive a charge out of
    the numerous references that litter the film. Unfortunately, the
    opposing tones rarely complement each other, rendering “Detention of the
    Dead” a misfire in terms of intended buoyancy. While it features some
    pleasing tech credits and an engaged cast, the effort swings too wildly
    from sensitivity to slapstick, resulting in a disagreeably disorienting
    viewing experience.
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  • Film Review – Rushlights

    RUSHLIGHTS 1

    It opens with a quote from an 18th century poem and ends with a display
    of stupidity right out of 2013. It’s difficult to make heads or tails
    out of the mystery “Rushlights,” and the filmmaking certainly doesn’t
    reward the patience required to remain on top of the screenplay’s
    network of twists and turns. Overstuffed with motivations in an attempt
    to keep viewers guessing until the insipid conclusion, “Rushlights”
    mangles its noir intentions by trying way too hard to inflate itself
    into something significant. It’s clear from the opening act that
    co-writer/director Antoni Stutz should play this material with more
    venom and less bluster, but there’s no stopping the effort when it slips
    into runaway boulder mode, squashing any chance for a sleek, effective
    puzzler.
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  • Film Review – Dirty Wars

    DIRTY WARS 2

    “Dirty Wars” is journalism, but it’s the type of journalism typically
    found on news magazine programs and cable networks. In his attempt to
    reach out and reveal the U.S. Government’s secret war on the rest of the
    world, reporter Jeremy Scahill welcomes the birth of his own myth,
    turning “Dirty Wars” into a love letter to his own research methods and
    capacity for understanding. There’s an abundance of searing,
    illuminating information contained within director Richard Rowley’s
    documentary about untoward military activity, but there are even more
    glory shots of Scahill in motion, recreating critical moments of his
    investigation while he blasts the camera with blue steel.
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  • Film Review – Hatchet III

    HATCHET III

    For some reason, the “Hatchet” series continues on. Unleashed in 2007,
    the horror-comedy “Hatchet” failed to attract much attention during its
    theatrical run, building its cult appeal on home video. 2010’s “Hatchet
    II” trumpeted its unrated release in theaters, only to welcome few
    takers, once again taking to the comfort of rentals to sate its modest
    fanbase. And now “Hatchet III” is here, wisely electing to share its
    bruised funny bone on the VOD market, bringing the pain directly to the
    people. It’s admirable to see franchise mastermind Adam Green continue
    to make these gruesome features despite limited outside interest, but
    it’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish one installment from
    the other, separated only by a few changes in casting and the shifting
    face of evil himself, Victor Crowley.
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  • Blu-ray Review – Great Zebra Exodus

    GREAT ZEBRA EXODUS

    "Great Zebra Exodus" (an episode of the PBS program "Nature") sets out
    to communicate the hardship of the titular animal as it strives to
    survive in a harsh world of starvation and roving predators. We visit
    Botswana, Africa to greet the zebras, who embark on a monumental
    migration every year across the Makgadikgadi Salt Pans, an area where
    rain and food are scarce, forcing the zebras to march for over 2,500
    miles on the hunt for sustenance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Berberian Sound Studio

    BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO Toby Jones

    “Berberian Sound Studio” is a challenging picture that will be absolute
    catnip to film fans, especially those with a fondness for the Italian
    movie industry of the 1970s. Bizarre and tastefully incomprehensible,
    the effort is reserved for those who enjoy the process of interpretation
    without much in the way of clues. However impenetrable the work
    becomes, “Berberian Sound Studio” is a lush, disturbing voyage into a
    gradual mental breakdown, artfully crafted by director Peter Strickland,
    who provides magnificent attention to detail and a fixation on an
    unsettling sense of decay, enhancing the reptilian skin of this
    enticingly weird feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Man of Steel

    MAN OF STEEL Henry Cavill Superman

    Superheroes do not get much more sincere than Superman. He’s a symbol of
    hope, a fantasy of justice, and a slice of Americana down to his red
    and blue outfit. So what happens when a lively character of pure bravery
    is brought to the big screen in 2013, when sour introspection, graphic
    violence, and doomsday action rakes in major box office bucks? The
    result is “Man of Steel,” a concentrated effort to bend the Superman
    mythos into the shape of the Bat-signal. While fresh narrative
    directions and a radical redesign of known elements are welcome, it’s
    odd to find the latest from Zack Snyder essentially reheating what’s
    come before, straining to give the faithful what they love while
    stripping away intrinsic emotional expanse and the joyful experience of
    superpowers. Superman has been turned into a song by The Smiths. He was
    much more interesting as a sweeping orchestral explosion.
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  • Film Review – V/H/S/2

    VHS 2 Kelsy Abbott

    Fueled by an obsession with low-fi terror and how it could reinvigorate
    the horror anthology subgenre, 2012’s “V/H/S” misfired more than it
    maimed. Hobbled by artistic unevenness and a dim-witted wraparound
    story, the jerky, exceedingly violent endeavor didn’t seem like a
    natural fit for sequels. However, never underestimate the power of a
    cult audience. Less than a year later, we’re faced with “V/H/S/2,” which
    continues the saga of the haunted videotapes, only the quality of the
    shorts presented here is miles ahead of what’s come before, with a
    newfound dedication to turning these disparate visions of doom into
    interesting little slices of POV misery, finding noticeable care poured
    into the work to form a stronger, more cohesive sequel.
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  • Film Review – Vehicle 19

    VEHICLE 19 Paul Walker

    I’ll give star Paul Walker this much credit: if it ain’t broke, don’t
    fix it. After blistering the box office with the powerhouse sequel “Fast
    & Furious 6,” Walker remains behind the wheel for “Vehicle 19,”
    another picture that requires an intense range of grimaces in tight
    close-up while a professional movie stunt team makes a mess of city
    blocks and fellow automobiles. Low-tech and initially diverting, the
    feature soon rides on dramatically bald tires with Walker in the lead
    role, unable to squeeze out the necessary anguish to communicate the
    wrong place, wrong time feel of the script, often caught slack-jawed and
    staring when the moment demands raw emotion.
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  • Film Review – Storm Surfers 3D

    STORM SURFERS 3D Tom Carroll Ross Clarke-Jones

    Dating back nearly 50 years, documentaries concerning the sport of
    surfing have become an intriguing subgenre. Detailing the passions and
    pursuits of young men and their dreams of oceanic playtime, the
    pictures, such as “The Endless Summer,” share a common quest to outdo
    the competition, visiting exotic locales and taking on larger, meaner
    waves to make the requisite impression on a most impressionable
    audience. “Storm Surfers 3D” takes thrills and spills to the next level,
    following champion surfers Ross Clarke-Jones and Tom Carroll as they
    hunt for rare breaks and hidden locales using the gift of science. This
    is no spiritual journey, it’s a meteorological one, out the capture
    aquatic ferocity and personal victory using the latest in industry
    trends.
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  • Film Review – This Is the End

    THIS IS THE END James Franco Seth Rogan Jonah Hill

    “This Is the End” is a rare picture that goes from being completely
    indescribable to being somewhat conventional. It’s a cinematic house
    party from star/co-writer/co-director Seth Rogen, who calls in a slew of
    favors and gathers his tight-knit crew of funny folk to make a
    scattergun comedy that touches on the apocalypse, exorcisms, estranged
    friends, cannibalism, and the comfort of a Milky Way candy bar. It’s the
    end of the world turned into screen insanity by actors playing
    themselves, and the results are undeniably amusing, but hardly supply
    the bellylaughs one would expect from such sleepover atmosphere of pals
    making a hearty, weed-foggy doomsday commotion.
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  • Film Review – Rapture-Palooza

    RAPTURE PALOOZA Anna Kendrick

    The release of “Rapture-Palooza” displays some interesting timing,
    quickly ushered into theaters within the same week Seth Rogen’s “This Is
    the End,” another end-of-days comedy, makes its big debut. Making the
    situation even more uncomfortable, the dueling doomsday movies share a
    lead actor in Craig Robinson, who also takes an executive producer
    credit on “Rapture-Palooza.” The competition is unfortunate, since one
    film is authentically funny, features some sense of imagination when it
    comes to the grim details of the apocalypse, and provides a
    fantastically game all-star cast of funny folk, while the other effort
    is “Rapture-Palooza.”
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