“The Numbers Station” earns points for being a somewhat original take on
the bunker thriller subgenre, using a spy vs. spy world of codes and
assassination attempts to beef up an otherwise simplistic siege story.
While not a terribly convincing picture, “The Numbers Station” has a few
moments of workable suspense and puzzle solving, while star John Cusack
supplies an appealing restless energy to the effort, strengthening
scenes that would otherwise die on the vine. Strictly for fans of the
stars and perhaps those with an insatiable curiosity about career low
points, the feature is certainly digestible, but rarely memorable.
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Film Review – Arthur Newman
It’s interesting to consider how some actors find their way into
starring roles. A few years back, Colin Firth won an Oscar for his work
in the worldwide smash “The King’s Speech,” and now he’s found himself
in “Arthur Newman,” which is far removed from the high-profile screen
challenges the leading man has enjoyed recently. Although the material
is threatened with a dark undertow of mental illness, the overall
inertia of the effort comes to rob the film of such intensity,
meandering through misadventures with the two leads instead of attacking
the story at hand. Though Firth and co-star Emily Blunt work to inject
honesty into their performances, the feature doesn’t sustain much
substance deeper than surface ache. It’s more indulgently mournful than
motivated.
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Film Review – The Big Wedding
It doesn't take long, perhaps five minutes, before it's abundantly clear
that "The Big Wedding" is going to be of no use. Commencing with vague
introductions, the material is soon asking Robert De Niro to prepare
Susan Sarandon for an impromptu session of oral sex on a kitchen
countertop before Diane Keaton nervously interrupts, resulting in a
touch of physical comedy as the amorous characters try to find their
composure while dealing with dangling underwear and an untamable
erection. It's how the movie begins, folks, and the next 80
minutes aren't an improvement. Unlikable, unthinkable, and unwatchable,
"The Big Wedding" proves that bright stars and a reliable romantic event
is no match for an ugly and tone-deaf screenplay, chased by amateur
direction.
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Film Review – My Brother the Devil
"My Brother the Devil" has powerful individual moments, truly honest
emotional searching that gives the material depth the movie doesn't
otherwise possess. Though it comes across as yet another inspection of
misspent youth in a rap-saturated council estate setting,
writer/director Sally El Hosaini scratches a little deeper to explore
the bonds between siblings, where influence and approval reign supreme.
Being her first film, "My Brother the Devil" is kneecapped by stiff
scenes and overcooked performances, but as a whole, the picture
introduces the world to a promising storytelling talent with more on her
mind than sneers and straightforward criminal interests.
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Film Review – Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
The key to 2010’s “Birdemic: Shock and Terror” was its sincerity. It was
a genuinely awful feature from an enormously incompetent filmmaker, a
man who thought he could match his idol Alfred Hitchcock in the suspense
department, only to make a mind-numbingly tedious, technically
disastrous picture about global warming, attacking birds, and young
people dealing with vaguely defined vocational triumphs. Of course, it
was hilarious to watch, leaning into every last creative pothole
writer/director James Nguyen created, studying a movie that had
absolutely no ambition beyond being a movie, and it often failed at
that. Molded into a midnight movie phenomenon, sold on its badness,
“Birdemic: Shock and Terror” transformed into something of a hit. And
with any unexpected cinematic success comes a sequel, whether we want
one or not.
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Film Review – Pain & Gain
After the 2011 release of the global blockbuster “Transformers: Dark of
the Moon,” director Michael Bay wanted to challenge himself again. After
years of gargantuan features, “Pain & Gain” represented a return to
roots planted with the 1995 action comedy “Bad Boys,” offering Bay a
chance to cause a comparatively low-budget ruckus in his favorite
filming location: Miami. The robots in disguise are gone, replaced by
equally destructive bodybuilders on the hunt for the American Dream, and
while the potential of this true story is immense, Bay resorts to his
old tricks, making the picture more frustrating and deadening than
raucous. Intentionally ugly and mean-spirited, “Pain & Gain” somehow
believes itself to be a coked-out, body-smashing good time at the
movies. Instead, it’s quite a chore to sit through. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Mud
The power of great cinema is a special thing. With “Mud,” the screening
audience I attended the film with fell in love with the picture,
physically and verbally invested in story and character to a degree I
haven’t been exposed to in a very long time. It was a unique moviegoing
adventure for a classically conceived effort, standing somewhere between
a Mark Twain novel and a David Gordon Green feature (at least one where
he’s not trying to be funny). Somber and engrossing, “Mud” is like
paging through a terrific book containing a few dull chapters, with
writer/director Jeff Nichols (“Take Shelter”) creating an evocative
atmosphere of mystery and misfortune, captured through well-rounded
personalities, patient screenwriting, and ace acting from most of the
cast.
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Blu-ray Review – The Central Park Five
With "The Central Park Five," Sarah Burns enters the filmmaking scene,
accepting the challenge of a documentary concentrating on a monumental
perversion of justice. Of course, Burns has a few aces up her sleeve,
bringing in husband David McMahon and father Ken Burns (the man behind
such iconic programming as "The Civil War," "Baseball," and the recent
"The Dust Bowl") to co-direct, joining the family business as a seeker
of truth and an admirer of history. Those already in step with the Burns
way won't be surprised by the look and feel of "The Central Park Five,"
but the story is unforgettable, detailing a nightmare scenario for five
Harlem teenagers facing hard prison time and the condemnation of
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Blu-ray Review – Mr. Selfridge
After the rampaging worldwide success of "Downton Abbey," it was
inevitable that a knockoff would emerge, cut from the same elegant
cloth. With "Mr. Selfridge," a game of rumor, disaster, and manners
returns to the small screen, though it's miles away from countryside
opulence and aristocratic concerns, turning to the inner workings of a
department store to embark on a multi-character odyssey of melodrama.
It's tart, expansive material, yet the endeavor is weighed down by a
significant case of déjà vu. Hoping to satisfy ravenous "Downton" fans
between seasons, "Mr. Selfridge" comes across as a soggy carbon copy,
laboring to cook up the same regality and ridiculousness that defined
the smash Julian Fellowes show, only here the results are uneven,
uninteresting, and anchored by an actor who's physically and
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Film Review – Welcome to the Punch
“Welcome to the Punch” is a steely, stylish picture, yet it lacks much
of its titular promise. Weirdly abrupt and largely inconsequential, the
feature is only good for a few decent shoot-outs and chase sequences,
where writer/director Eran Creevy shows potential with visceral
elements. However, consistency of storytelling eludes him, with “Welcome
to the Punch” prone to meandering with complex character associations,
almost showing disinterest in itself. Thankfully, a cast of solid U.K.
actors pick up the slack, bringing intensity and behavioral nuance to an
otherwise airy actioner that feels severely pared down from its
original intent.
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Film Review – The Lords of Salem
After flirting with the abstract and the surreal in the midst of slasher
film shenanigans with “Halloween II,” writer/director Rob Zombie has
decided to scratch the itch in full with “The Lords of Salem.” A bizarre
mind-bomb of a movie, the feature represents a slight change in
direction for the helmer, who once had a ball raising hillbilly hell and
now appears to be consumed with atmospheric nightmares, with a heavy
tilt toward psychological erosion. “The Lords of Salem” isn’t for every
taste, with those hankering for a vicious joyride into the black heart
of witchcraft sure to walk away disappointed. The effort is best suited
for viewers willing to allow Zombie time to chase artistic impulses and
genre obsessions, to let the doomsday weirdness gradually wash over
them.
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Film Review – Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie
Despite a few public animosities and a prolonged break-up period, Cheech
and Chong have remained a force of comedy for over 40 years, which is
no small achievement. Fans have come to expect a certain impish,
pot-laced sense of humor from the duo, and “Cheech & Chong’s
Animated Movie” delivers exactly that, playing like a greatest hits
album of old bits, interpreted through the click-and-point miracle of
modern cartooning. Strictly for the faithful, the feature is essentially
a victory lap for the pair, recycling their brand of drugs-n-fart humor
in an attempt to entice a new generation of stoners aching to see such
antics colorfully rendered onscreen.
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Film Review – Manborg
Their name is Astron-6. A filmmaking collective from Canada, the
production team specializes in retro entertainment with a distinct wink,
fueled by a love of eighties cinema and the freedom of no-budget
creative challenges. Their debut feature, “Father’s Day,” was an
unexpectedly hilarious, imaginative take on splatter shenanigans,
cutting the toxicity of the gore with a sly sense of humor, articulated
by a sharp ensemble of capable comedians. Astron-6 returns with
“Manborg,” another dip into the warm waters of violent B-movie
reverence, this time channeling “RoboCop,” Sam Raimi, and the “Mortal
Kombat” video game to generate an acid-washed cornucopia of action and
laughs. Short, silly, and superbly crafted with next to no money,
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Film Review – Oblivion
“Oblivion” is sci-fi entertainment that recalls genre pictures from the
1980s and ‘70s, where character and spectacle were more evenly matched.
It’s a strikingly designed and photographed effort that indulges only a
handful of blockbuster bonanza moments, more attentive to its knotted
exploration of identity and paranoia, almost old fashioned in its
inspection of psychological disruption. That’s not to suggest “Oblivion”
isn’t exciting, but it carries more of a literary tone, hoping to
extract suspense through intimacy instead of explosions, constructing a
beguiling atmosphere of isolation and revelation that keeps the
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Film Review – The Company You Keep
Robert Redford is no fool. The screen icon and celebrated director knows
full well that audiences wouldn’t be very patient with his latest film,
“The Company You Keep,” without the security and color of a large cast
made up of famous faces. It’s a smart move, providing a sense of
stability with this labyrinthine tale of aging radicals, weighty
secrets, and dubious journalism, with the talent helping to ease the
often scattered feel of the storytelling — an effort that faces a
difficult job of establishing numerous names and places. Never
underestimate these modest flashes of star power, as the ensemble
manufactures the suspense and reflection necessary to make “The Company
You Keep” stick as a stirring drama and as a statement of generational
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Film Review – Disconnect
In the interconnected world we live in, dangers are abundant. With so
many people exchanging their inner most thoughts and fears, along with
all kinds of sensitive information, the potential for catastrophe is
great, yet the warning signs remain hazy. “Disconnect” seeks to navigate
the divide between machine and humankind, initially setting out to
inspect intimate violations brought to life via online communication.
It’s a fascinating topic and one of utmost importance in today’s
plugged-in society. Unfortunately, director Henry-Alex Rubin doesn’t
examine the issues long enough, soon clearing away a promising
cautionary tale to sermonize with a heavy, almost suffocating
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Blu-ray Review – Bachelorette
While I didn't find myself overwhelmed with the insanity of the 2011
hit, "Bridesmaids," its absurd length and dramatic decline is a
Caribbean vacation compared to the forced acid bath of "Bachelorette."
Shockingly unlikable and unfunny, this latest round of women behaving
badly is crippled by unnecessary excess, botched characterizations, and a
calculated round of 1990s nostalgia to appeal to the core demographic.
Aching to be irreverent and insightful when it comes to the flattened
soul of the thirtysomething party girl facing the cell clank of
adulthood, "Bachelorette" would be better off as a soulless farce, not
the noxious semi-melodrama it eventually becomes. It's a movie that
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Blu-ray Review – The Missing Lynx
We see this type of production pop up every now and again. Trying to
compete with Hollywood animation factories like Disney and Dreamworks,
independent studios typically have a devil of a time trying to get a
foothold into the global market, often faced with lackluster budgets and
wheezy scripts as they cook up colorful CG-animated antics for the
kiddies. A Spanish production presented and produced by Antonio
Banderas, "The Missing Lynx" is similar to releases such as "The Wild"
and the recent "Escape from Planet Earth," attempting to drum up some
excitement with little in the way of cinematic might, relying on frantic
action, crude comedy, and artificial sincerity to make an impression
with wee ones who'd gladly watch a test pattern if it included the
promise of candy, soda, and popcorn. Exhaustively underwhelming and
cheapy all around, "The Missing Lynx" isn't even passable babysitting
fodder, asking children to sit through a routine adventure with
anthropomorphized animals engaged in acts of panic and elastic
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