Out of all the horror productions that flood the market every year, it
takes a special idea and level of execution to catch attention. Basic
shock value is no longer enough to pass muster. “Would You Rather” isn’t
blessed with a comfy budget or particularly strong actors, but there’s a
suffocating feeling of suspense and personal ruin carrying the
proceedings along, with a healthy amount of tension to savor. It’s a
humdinger of a picture at times, guaranteed to rile up even the most
jaded viewer, while presenting in interesting, if incomplete, portrait
of human nature as it’s faced with a cold reality of choice and
survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Would You Rather
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Film Review – The Last Gladiators
Last year saw the release of “Goon,” a hockey comedy (starring Seann
William Scott and Liev Schreiber) that took special interest in the job
of the enforcer, a man recruited to provide violent protection for
players, picking fights with anyone to claim dominance on and off the
ice. It’s a genuinely funny picture with an amusing ugliness, but
there’s an undeniable dark side to the profession that wasn’t
illuminated in full. Director Alex Gibney picks up the slack with “The
Last Gladiators,” a sobering documentary on the true price of this NHL
fight club, featuring interviews with a few of its most notorious
participants. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The End of Love
At the risk of coming off cold-hearted, I admit I wasn’t moved by Mark
Webber’s “The End of Love.” It’s too incomplete and calculated to truly
engage emotions, though it’s not without a few surprises, chiefly in the
performance department. Webber appears to be making an audition tape
with his second directorial effort, using screen time to display a range
of moods and dramatic encounters that could go on to secure future jobs
for the actor, never quite gelling as a film of its own. Still,
elements of note do break through the artificiality, keeping “The End of
Love” more interesting than infuriatingly self-promoting, as it’s
inclined to be on occasion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Spiders
“Spiders” is a latest attempt to bring the creature feature explosion of
the 1950s to the modern age, and the newest example of why the genre
should remain in stasis, or perhaps regulated to the intentional
ridiculousness of basic cable productions. While giant spiders rampaging
around New York City sound like an amusing, potentially thrilling night
at the movies, “Spiders” doesn’t have the budget, the talent, or the
ingenuity to really explore the potential of the premise.
Disappointingly backlot-bound and teeming with halfhearted chase
sequences, the effort is stale and repetitive, failing to create a
worthy and suitably diverting cinematic panic. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Playroom
“The Playroom” is a disappointing film with an intriguing premise.
Dealing with insecurities and marital dissolution in the 1970s, it’s
fair to compare the feature to Ang Lee’s 1997 effort, “The Ice Storm,”
which also mined the same material, but to greater effect. “The
Playroom” doesn’t share the same narrative drive or depth of emotion,
instead coasting on a tedious wave of anticlimactic incidents, weaving
metaphorical content with half-realized melodramatic confrontations.
It’s a misfire from screenwriter Gretchen Dyer and director Julia Dyer,
who can’t connect the puzzle pieces, resulting in a movie of attentive
performances working through ill-defined storytelling. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – A Good Day to Die Hard
With 2007’s “Live Free or Die Hard,” the once venerable franchise hit a
shocking creative low, thwacked with a bout of amnesia that prevented
the picture from recalling what made the previous three installments of
the series so special to action film fans. It didn’t walk and talk like a
“Die Hard” production, generating immense disappointment after waiting
12 long years for the return of iconic screen cowboy, John McClane.
Turns out, the worst was yet to come, with “A Good Day to Die Hard”
effectively killing off the brand name with an asinine, immobile feature
that’s dripping with trendy cinematography and toxic banter, while a
visibly bored Bruce Willis hobbles through this dud, putting in the
least amount of effort possible. “A Good Day to Die Hard” isn’t just a
lousy movie, it’s the cement shoes on a once amazing collection of
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Film Review – Beautiful Creatures
“Beautiful Creatures” explores a romance between a slack-jawed mortal
and a magical being, it features characters performing spells and
dealing with a lifelong burden of destiny, and a few of the participants
sport wild outfits and colorful hairdos. The movie is also based on a
blockbuster series of young adult books. Sound a little familiar? That’s
the idea, with the producers clearly hoping such formula will attract
an audience aching for screen adventure now that “Harry Potter” and
“Twilight” have ended, and “The Hunger Games” is between installments.
Thankfully, “Beautiful Creatures” has a little more on its mind than
simply rehashing stale fantasy fodder, but the pressure to distill the
2009 book by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl proves to be trouble for
writer/director Richard LaGravenese, who’s overwhelmed by the challenge
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Film Review – Safe Haven
At this point, it’s fruitless to fight the Nicholas Sparks formula,
having already serviced hits such as “The Notebook,” while also worked
into pictures like “Nights in Rodanthe” and last year’s “The Lucky One.”
The man has a devoted fanbase, those who adore breezy North Carolina
beachside locations, dewy love between opposites, and wildly implausible
turns of fate that kick on the melodramatic afterburners. “Safe Haven”
(adapted from the 2010 novel) pours neatly into the same mold, only here
there’s more of a prominent thriller element that mirrors Nancy Price’s
1987 book, “Sleeping with the Enemy” (turned into hit film in 1991),
employing even more proven formula to strengthen the proven formula. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Life
In 1999, the pairing of Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy was considered a
major event. While the two already worked together in
1992's"Boomerang," "Life" caught the pair during a celebratory career
run, with Murphy riding high on the success of "The Nutty Professor" and
"Doctor Doolittle," while Lawrence was burning off his "Bad Boys"
goodwill, developing his transition from sidekick tomfoolery to leading
man responsibility. This collision of comedic spirits creates an
interesting atmosphere of improvisational skill in "Life," though the
movie itself feels short-sheeted, without a full sense of the titular
experience, despite a premise that could reasonably carry a pleasing
episodic narrative. Laughs are found in the film, supplied by its varied
cast and director Ted Demme's patience, but "Life" is far from
satisfying, only masterminding a few compelling scenes of character
interaction and conflict before it's buried back in the screenplay,
which never figures out exactly what it wants to be, often content to
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Blu-ray Review – The Queen of Versailles
David Siegel took the real estate world by storm when he founded
Westgate Resorts, a timeshare company based out of Orlando, Florida that
quickly grew in stature and profit with its slick sales techniques and
luxurious accommodations. Soon spawning multiple properties around
America, Westgate blossomed into a billion-dollar business, peaking five
years ago when the average vacationer could easily borrow money to
purchase their dream getaway. The corporation permitted David a lavish
lifestyle, a trophy wife in Jackie, and a family of eight children. The
man could buy anything his heart desired, and he did, culminating in the
construction of Versailles, a 90,000-square-foot home in Orlando
inspired by a vacation to France. In 2007, this cavernous dwelling
sounded like a great idea. In 2010, the unfinished domicile came to
represent everything that soured in David's life after the financial
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Blu-ray Review – The Magic of Belle Isle
The direction of Rob Reiner's career has been quite curious as of late.
After scoring a major hit with 2007's "The Bucket List," the helmer has
retreated into smaller films of a more wholesome nature, including
2010's unexpectedly tedious family offering, "Flipped." "The Magic of
Belle Isle" furthers Reiner's newfound interests in unexceptional
entertainment on a slightly more victorious note, though the picture
isn't something that demands attention. Better with intimacy than
artifice, the movie shines intermittently, holding out hope that Reiner
will wake up before the feature concludes and deliver a string of
amazing scenes. Instead, "Belle Isle" contains very little magic, at
least the sustained kind. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Top Gun: The IMAX 3D Experience
Looking to promote an upcoming Blu-ray release,
Paramount has decided to make over the 1986 blockbuster “Top Gun” with
some 3D mascara and IMAX blush, hoping to entice the faithful to once
again pay money for a movie I assume most know by heart at this point.
Indeed, the need for speed has returned to theaters for an exclusive
one-week run, and while the takeoffs and landings show incredible
dimension, the Kenny Loggins is cranked, and the roar of the jet engines
could loosen fillings, it’s still the same old “Top Gun,” retaining
every frame of ridiculousness and emphatic acting that turned the Don
Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer production into a legend. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Identity Thief
I don’t believe I’ve come across a screenplay as fundamentally flawed as
“Identity Thief” in quite some time. It’s a comedy that’s not really
much of a comedy, and it forces the audience to sympathize with a
monster of a woman, even while she shows no remorse for her awful
crimes. If there was some type of comedic mayhem in play, with
characters tossed around the frame for a breezy 80 minute sit, perhaps
the feature could’ve skated by on delicious madness. Instead, “Identity
Thief” stops for violence and tears as it lumbers through nearly two
hours of strident performances and faux heart, convinced there’s a soul
in here worth the laborious effort to find it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Side Effects
If there’s any filmmaker working today who should go after the
labyrinthine pharmaceutical industry, it’s Steven Soderbergh. A helmer
who enjoys the challenges of cinematic control and thematic precision,
Soderbergh knows how to wield a whip. Unfortunately, “Side Effects” is a
mystery with only a fringe appreciation of pills and the process of
medical zombification, using the elements as a Trojan Horse to smuggle
in a routine thriller that sinisterly slides into view after a
particularly haunting opening half. While it seems like material with a
lot on its mind about the state of the world, “Side Effects” would
rather work out an implausible scheme of betrayals, robbing the audience
of the agitation they deserve. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Sound City
“Sound City” is more of a rabid appreciation for the life and times of
Sound City Studios (located in Los Angeles) than a crisp documentary of
its history. However, the raw energy works in the movie’s favor, zipping
along at top speed as its worships iconic music created sparingly,
preferring talent over touch-ups. It’s a fan film from musician Dave
Grohl, who directs and appears in the effort, straining to impart his
enthusiasm for the essentials of musical recording, fetishizing a dumpy
studio located in an industrial park that gave the world sonic booms
delivered by bands such as Fleetwood Mac, Nirvana, Rage Against the
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Film Review – The ABCs of Death
“The ABCs of Death” is an unusual experiment in omnibus filmmaking, but
its uniqueness doesn’t wash away its persistent unpleasantness. Looking
to shock, tickle, and horrify its audience, the production bends over
backward to be the vilest movie of 2013, and it succeeds in many cases.
However, being unrepentantly ugly isn’t enough to support two hours of
twisted entertainment, and while there is a handful of highlights to
hold out hope that the feature may be coming to its senses, the majority
of the effort is either deathly dull, superhumanly moronic, or just
plain angry for reasons best communicated to a therapist. If “The ABCs
of Death” doesn’t put you to sleep, it’ll have you repeatedly lunging
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Film Review – 56 Up
It’s been an extraordinary journey for director Michael Apted and his
longstanding “Up” series of documentaries. It’s a singular event that’s
managed to carry on for decades, arriving at its latest stop, “56 Up.”
We return to familiar faces and places with the new effort, catching up
with individuals who’ve been followed on film since 1964’s “Seven Up,”
and with this reintroduction comes an additional inspection of life in
motion, watching the participants come to terms with their families,
vocational and educational choices, and their very existence. Absorbing
as always, “56 Up” has the benefit of age, able to look back on these
personalities and gather a larger appreciation for their contributions
to this historic documentary odyssey. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Noobz
While teeming with questionable attitudes and taste issues, gaming
culture deserves a more respectful representation than what “Noobz” has
to offer. Built out of moldy stereotypes and crummy improvisations, the
comedy is painful to watch, with numerous opportunities for laughs and
satire flushed down the toilet so co-writer/director/star Blake Freeman
can parade around the most insipid material imaginable. The picture has
the premise and the atmosphere to at least inch toward a significant
razzing of video game particulars, yet Freeman seems almost afraid to
really dig into the personalities that clutch the controllers. Instead
of lighthearted adventuring, “Noobz” makes “The Wizard” look like “The
Matrix,” slogging through stupidity for what feels like an eternity at
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Film Review – Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation
Imagining yourself as Indiana Jones in the thick of adventure wasn’t a
difficult task during the 1980s. He was a fixture of screen heroism and
pre-teen cool; a surrogate father for adolescent boys with bottomless
imaginations. However, what would happen if the adoration, that pure
impulse of cinematic love, turned into extensive homespun flattery? What
if three boys from Alabama, still tipsy from their “Raiders” theatrical
experience, decided to create their very own backyard version of the
Steven Spielberg gem, armed only with sky-high intentions, collective
allowances, and a Betamax camera? Read the rest at Blu-ray.com




















