1998's "Phantoms" represents an attempt to do something cinematic with the literary world of Dean Koontz. The author claims a screenwriting credit on this adaptation of his 1983 novel, but the feature isn't too careful to remain in a state of mystery and horror. It's a Dimension Pictures production from the late 1990s, and the company's efforts to play to young moviegoers is in full effect here, sending easily overwhelmed actors into battle against some poorly realized CGI creations and screwy storytelling. Director Joe Chappelle ("Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers") tries to pack in as much atmosphere as he can, but it's a losing battle with producers Bob and Harvey Weinstein, who demand foolishness and get it here, with a promising opening act quickly changing into tired routine. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Roadkill
Prolific Canadian director Bruce McDonald gets his start in feature-length filmmaking with 1989's "Roadkill." It's an offering of quirk and contemplation from the helmer, who sets out to make a road movie with very little money and a screenplay (credited to Don McKellar) that allows for a wandering mood of experiences facing a woman on a mission to find a band in Northern Ontario. "Roadkill" is something of a comedy, but McDonald is more interested in the journey, allowing the endeavor to roam. It's a fine example of indie cinema from the Great White North, but as a viewing experience on its own, the picture isn't quite as involving, especially when it starts to run out of ideas. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Return (2024)
“The Return” is a retelling of Homer’s “Odyssey,” only the “epic poem” has been whittled down to a more manageable size by the production, which isn’t out to fully explore the fantastical elements of the story. Instead, writers John Collee, Edward Bond, and Uberto Pasolini (who also directs) search for a character-based understanding of Odysseus and his special battle against the memories of war and the ache of reunion. It’s a prime opportunity to do something deep with personality, getting into the dark corners of the players as they figure out an extended game of power, but Pasolini isn’t too concerned with summoning thunder for the endeavor. “The Return” doesn’t take advantage of the cast or the emotional journey, remaining largely motionless for a great deal of the run time. The helmer mistakes stillness for profundity, dialing down pacing to a crawl, which doesn’t help the feature reach a few moments of fury it cares to deliver along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Y2K
Kyle Mooney makes his directorial debut in “Y2K,” which continues his interests in the power of nostalgia. He poked at the past during his many years on “Saturday Night Live,” and co-scripted an ode to children’s entertainment from the 1980s in 2017’s “Brigsby Bear.” And he recreated animation blocks from the ‘80s and ‘90s on his show, “Saturday Morning All Star Hits.” Some might say Mooney is obsessed with his youth. He returns to days of long ago with “Y2K,” which is set in 1999, using elements of horror and comedy to imagine a world when concern about computer safety on New Year’s Eve is actually justified, following a collection of teenagers as they try to survive the night. It’s an amusing premise, but the picture is weirdly light on laughs and imagination. Mooney has ideas but no real writing, and as a helmer, he has little command over tone, keeping the endeavor painfully unsteady at times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Nightbitch
Slowly but surely, Marielle Heller has become one of the more interesting filmmakers working today. She found layers of character and pain in 2018’s “Can You Ever Forgive Me,” and she turned the world of Fred Rogers into a deeply felt study of human connection in the wonderful “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.” She’s taking on quite a creative challenge in “Nightbitch,” which is an adaptation of a 2021 book by Rachel Yoder detailing the experience of a woman feeling the full squeeze of motherhood, finding ways to escape the grind that delve into strange fantasies. It’s a tonal tightrope walk for Heller (who also scripts), overseeing a study of exasperation and coping that’s not easy to process. However, the realism of it all is quite thrilling to watch, as “Nightbitch” offers an unblinking view of life’s complications and cruelties, and it’s processed beautifully by star Amy Adams, who gives one of the year’s best performances in the feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Nosferatu (2024)
Writer/director Robert Eggers enjoys making atmospheric films. He’s built an oeuvre with them, delving in the mysteries of black magic (“The Witch”), madness (“The Lighthouse”), and violence (“The Norseman”). He returns with a remake of the 1922 horror classic, “Nosferatu,” and Eggers once again sticks to darkness in the offering, remaining fairly close in story and shock as the original, while also crediting Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” as its obvious influence. The helmer doesn’t aim for a radical reworking of the tale or his filmmaking interests in the effort, which is a carefully constructed offering of nightmare cinema, pushing to get under viewer skin through its displays of monsters and rising fears. As a technical exercise, it’s an impressive achievement, generating tension through sight and sound. Dramatically, “Nosferatu” isn’t always as urgent, going conversational and confrontational for most of the excessive run time (132 minutes), creating a slow drain of suspense as the story unfolds. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Order
Director Justin Kurzel gravitates toward icy material, typically following tales of hard men in all sorts of trouble with the law and loved ones. The helmer of 2015’s “Macbeth” and 2019’s “The True History of the Kelly Gang,” Kurtzel returns to familiar narrative ground in “The Order,” a tale “based on true events” that tracks the efforts of the FBI and police to capture members of a white supremacy gang making big plans to organize and declare war on America. “The Order” follows troubling developments and conflicted characters, and the production maintains such darkness throughout the entire endeavor, which is impressive. “The Order” is tough stuff, exploring a yesterday of hate and violence that’s still relevant today, and while it’s not always stunning in presentation and pace, Kurzel maintains some focus on suspense as sharp words of intent become destructive actions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Lake George
Shea Whigham is an actor primarily known for doing one thing. He plays low to the ground types, men who are often wrestling with their emotions in private, putting up a steely front to protect themselves and others. He’s developed cult appreciation for his work, often gravitating toward the same type of semi-mute guys. In “Lake George,” Whigham isn’t coloring outside the lines, but he’s in command of a slightly different personality, portraying a nervous man assigned to murder the ex-lover of a crime boss, put in charge of violence he’s completely unfamiliar with. It’s not a drastic change of pace for Whigham, but it’s something slightly different, and that’s the right direction, joined by the talented Carrie Coon on this weird crime/relationship tale that’s deliberately handled by writer/director Jeffrey Reiner, a television veteran bringing his tough sensibilities to this turn-filled story that moves slowly, but rewards this patience periodically. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Room Next Door
Hope is elusive in “The Room Next Door,” which returns writer/director Pedro Almodovar to one of his cinematic obsessions: death. The film is an adaptation of a 2020 novel (“What Are You Going Through”) by Sigrid Nunez, examining the relationship between two longtime friends and the strain involved when plans for euthanasia are introduced for one of them. Almodovar doesn’t craft a hard-hitting study of medical decline with the picture, still remaining true to his melodramatic interests and love of cinematic craftsmanship, retaining the power of sight and sound in the feature. “The Room Next Door” is more unwieldy than other offerings from the helmer, not always providing a rich sense of storytelling and character, but the idea retains potency and a refreshed feel of gloom from Almodovar is interesting to watch, especially from a moviemaker still connected to the vibrancy of life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Get Away
Nick Frost is suddenly everywhere. “Get Away” is his third acting job over the last few months (following “Black Cab” and “Krazy House”), also accepting screenwriting duties for this take on folk horror and the ways of dysfunctional family life. It’s not a parody, poking fun at recent releases such as “Midsommer,” but it plays darkly comedic, observing an English family’s trip to a small Swedish island for a much needed vacation, visiting a village preparing for their annual celebration of murder and community pride. “Get Away” remains mysterious and uneasy for its opening act, as Frost sets up decent suspense while blending in a sinister sense of humor. The material has a final destination, which is its least enticing development, but there’s a vision in play for bloody activity and domestic antagonisms, and that carries most of the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The End (2024)
It’s the end of the world, and characters are going out with a little song and dance in “The End.” Documentarian Joshua Oppenheimer (“The Act of Killing,” “The Look of Silence”) tries his luck with a narrative-driven feature, examining the strange ways of a wealthy family living out their days inside an enormous bunker during a climate apocalypse, determined to carry on as normally as possible before someone enters their lives to change everything. Oppenheimer has elected to serve up such grimness as a musical, allowing these cautious personalities to express themselves through songs, trying to give the endeavor a sense of the unusual and poetic while confronting deep emotional wounds. “The End” carries on for nearly 150 minutes, which is the first of many indulgences from the helmer, but he’s attempting to do something unusual in the work, addressing real-world ills and familial tensions in unexpected ways, helping to digest a somewhat unwieldy film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Unstoppable
The story of wrestler Anthony Robles is an impressive one. Born with one leg, Robles held on to a dream of sporting competition, working his way through high school using his physical strength and mental focus, backed by supportive coaches and teammates. His tale of endurance is turned into “Unstoppable,” a bio-pic of sorts that’s very interested in becoming the latest offering of underdog cinema. Screenwriters Eric Champnella, Alex Harris, and John Hindman are determined to hit all kinds of inspirational moments in the feature (adapting Robles’s own 2012 autobiography), looking to reach out to impressionable viewers with this study of adversity and inner drive. They also craft an overly simplistic endeavor, while director William Goldenberg (a longtime editor making his helming debut) gives the movie plenty of television-style glossiness to aid digestion. “Unstoppable” doesn’t have much grit or originality, missing a hearty sense of triumph and toil, becoming more of a commercial for Anthony Robles than a nuanced study of his indefatigable spirit. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – The Sadness
Rob Jabbaz makes his feature-length directorial debut with "The Sadness," heading to the world of horror to create a first impression with audiences, like many aspiring moviemakers before him. It's zombie cinema in a way, but the material is largely inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic, with production taking place in 2020, when the world was still trying to manage the details of the viral event. "The Sadness" uses this sense of confusion and chaos as a starting point for a tale of survival, with Jabbaz working to add as much blood and guts as possible. "The Sadness" is an exercise in extremity, and while the helmer has all the gore and ugliness imaginable, he neglects to create a pace to the endeavor, which never feels alive as it drags from one makeup effects display to the next. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Water Drops on Burning Rocks
Francois Ozon heads in a different direction for 2000's "Water Drops on Burning Rocks," collecting inspiration from an early play by Ranier Werner Fassbinder, who happens to share the helmer's fascination with the breakdown possibilities of the human mind. Serving up another tale of obsession and submission, Ozon preserves the stillness of the original work, primarily focusing on a small collection of characters who spend time inside an apartment dealing with their relationship issues and levels of subservience. "Water Drops on Burning Rocks" is a character-driven viewing experience, with Ozon trying to open up the material with interesting staging, while the cast offers commitment to the writing, which takes the players in this game of power on perilous psychological journey. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Criminal Lovers
For his second movie, writer/director Francois Ozon heads to a fairy tale for inspiration. 1999's "Criminal Lovers" is partly a retelling of "Hansel and Gretel," only instead of two young siblings dealing with abandonment and hunger, Ozon offers a pair of teen lovers struggling with the aftermath of murder and the confusion of escape. In keeping with the filmmaker's dramatic interests, the picture goes sexual, finding areas of obsession and manipulation to explore to help spice up the viewing experience. "Criminal Lovers" endeavors to be disturbing and emotionally raw, but Ozon slows the pace to a full stop at times, unable to bring his ideas to life as he tries to turn what appears to be a concept for a short into a feature-length examination of corruption. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Sitcom
Francois Ozon makes his feature-length directing debut with 1998's "Sitcom," building storytelling skills sharpened on short films and 1997's "See the Sea." The helmer (who also scripts) takes aim at the family unit with the endeavor, looking to pry open the supposed normalcy of a household suddenly going through a torrent of changes. Ozon displays his wicked sense of humor and fondness for extremity with the movie, which has its share of shock value and strangeness. There's also a certain darkness to the picture that's fascinating to watch, with the cast committing to Ozon's fetishistic imagination in a heroic way, making the viewing experience surprisingly palatable. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Our Little Secret
There seems to be some sort of unwritten rule in film production that movies about the holidays should go as easy on the senses as possible. It’s an understandable pursuit, as the ultimate goal of these productions is to provide mild feelings and seasonal reassurance, but a little more bite, or intelligence, is always welcome. “Our Little Secret” doesn’t lay on the Christmas atmosphere too thickly, but it does deal with yuletide reunions and family bustle. Screenwriter Hailey DeDominicis (making her debut) gets as far as a premise for the endeavor, creating a mess of relationships where everyone is a liar to a certain degree. It’s a set-up for devilish fun, but the writing sprints right into sitcom territory, presenting a series of lame, contrived conflicts and moments of humiliation. “Our Little Secret” doesn’t possess much energy, finding director Stephen Herek (who once helmed “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” and “Critters,” but most recently issued “Dog Gone” and “Same Time, Next Christmas”) putting little effort into the film, which attempts to coast on thespian charm and easily avoidable difficulties for the main characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Moana 2
It’s not entirely accurate to say that expectations were low for 2016’s “Moana,” but Walt Disney Animation was in a strange place at the time, figuring out how to reclaim its storytelling mojo. “Moana” managed to find a sizeable audience when it was released, but the feature developed into something special for most people, delivering an incredible soundtrack and gorgeous animation that only improved on repeat viewings. The movie also made Dwayne Johnson palatable, which is no small feat. “Moana 2” delivers a return to the animated realm, but not easily, as the project was originally created as a television show, losing songwriter Lin-Manuel Miranda in the process. His presence is missed in the follow-up, but “Moana 2” retains many highlights and big screen scale, finding a way to return to wayfinder adventure without sullying the memory of the previous installment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Heavier Trip
2018’s “Heavy Trip” was a big surprise. The Scandinavian comedy examined the panicked ways of a black metal band trying to fake it until they make it, hoping to share their “symphonic, post-apocalyptic, reindeer-grinding, Christ-abusing, extreme war pagan, Fennoscandian metal” sound with the world, only to find all kinds of goofy roadblocks to exposure. Co-writers/directors Juuso Laatio and Jukka Vidgren certainly know their stuff when it comes to the strange world of this music genre, and they understand the value of silliness, making one of the best pictures of its release year. Some time has passed, but the men of Impaled Rektum are back in “Heavier Trip,” and the helmers endeavor to sustain the same speed of humor and music in the sequel. It’s a mostly successful effort from Laatio and Vidgren, who set up another wild journey for the characters, landing sizable laughs and knowing references for the follow-up adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Dear Santa
The Farrelly Brothers have mostly gone their separate ways since the release of 2014’s disappointing “Dumb and Dumber To,” with Peter Farrelly managing to go on to Oscar glory in 2018’s “Green Book,” signaling a more respectable future for the family name. That hasn’t been the case, as Peter went back to tone-deaf comedies in “The Greatest Beer Run in the World” and the odious “Ricky Stanicky,” and Bobby tried his luck with an underdog sports film, “Champions.” The siblings reunite, sort of, for “Dear Santa,” finding Peter taking a co-writing credit while Bobby steps behind the camera for this holiday entertainment, which is clearly out to recapture the strange chemistry that once powered their best pictures. “Dear Santa” maintains a Farrelly Brothers to-do list of jokes and dramatic asides, offering material that contains a zany idea for mischief, but is mostly suffocated by poor storytelling choices and lethargic direction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















