• Film Review – Miami Connection

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    Cult films are a difficult thing to force on audiences. Typically,
    cinematic junk needs time to cure in obscurity, developing a fringe
    appreciation before widespread acceptance arrives, along with all the
    necessary media attention. “Miami Connection” isn’t a DOA offering
    that’s been basting in the juices of bad moviedom for decades now, it’s a
    harmless, clueless 1987 Floridian production that’s been recently
    plucked out of obscurity, paraded around on a brief theatrical tour so
    film geeks and students of schlock can point and laugh at its awfulness,
    developing a new midnight movie secret language. There’s no doubt that
    “Miami Connection” is awful, but a celebratory, gut-bustin’ awful? Not
    exactly. In fact, you might walk away feeling sorry for the amateurs who
    pieced this effort together 25 years ago, with their collective mistake
    coming back to haunt cinemas once again, reigniting the humiliation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta

    BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 3 VIVA LA FIESTA Mariachis

    Although it seems strange to commit this thought to the page, it appears
    the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" saga is improving as it motors along, now
    firmly ensconced in DTV mode. Please contain your eye-rolls, I'm not
    comparing this talking animal franchise to "The Godfather," but as a
    harmless family film diversion with an emphasis on good-natured
    adventures, mild screenwriting, and accelerated colors, the producers
    are heading in the right direction, reducing the scale of these efforts
    as they go. The original 2008 picture was all-around awful, yet the 2011
    sequel and now "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta" have
    developed a modest personality, keeping the antics on an approachable
    level of mischief and domestic concern, free of a theatrical release
    burden that once plagued the creative credits. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Christmas Story 2

    CHRISTMAS STORY 2 Braeden Lemasters

    It’s not as though the works of Jean Shepherd have been refused numerous
    radio, television, and movie interpretations over the years, but
    submitting a direct sequel to the holiday perennial “A Christmas Story”
    almost 30 years after its initial theatrical release? That seems like a
    foolish idea, or perhaps an act of loathsome corporate teat-yanking with
    a cinematic gem. Indeed, we are now faced with a follow-up to a bona
    fide classic, and it happens to be the most environmentally conscious
    feature I’ve come into contact with, unafraid to brazenly recycle
    anything and everything about the 1983 film, hoping to entice a new
    generation of Ralphie admirers. Shamelessly derivative and plasticized,
    “A Christmas Story 2” will only have you wondering why you’re not
    watching the original picture again. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Man with the Iron Fists

    MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS RZA

    I’m delighted that the RZA received an opportunity to create a valentine
    to the fantastical kung fu films he enjoyed as a boy, a passion that’s
    carried throughout his entire life. However, the RZA isn’t an actor, a
    screenwriter, or a director, making his debut feature as a
    triple-threat, “The Man with the Iron Fists,” an exceedingly leaden
    picture, displaying a lack of finesse with seemingly obvious moviemaking
    elements. Glacial, stitched together with hopes and dreams, and
    submitting dreary action choreography and cinematography, “Iron Fists”
    makes plenty of lousy creative decisions as it unfolds. However, its
    most unpardonable sin is one of camp, treating the material with a
    pronounced silliness that undermines all this supposedly hardcore
    entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Flight

    FLIGHT Denzel Washington

    Robert Zemeckis took a detour in his directorial career in 2004,
    electing to build a motion capture industry with the Christmas fable,
    “The Polar Express.” “Beowulf” and “A Christmas Carol” followed soon
    after, and it seemed that the man behind “Back to the Future,” “Forrest
    Gump,” and “Cast Away” would never return to the realm of live-action
    moviemaking. Although I was a huge admirer of the ambitious mo-cap
    movement, “Flight” is first effort from Zemeckis with a distinctly human
    touch in 12 years, and I missed this side of the helmer. Of course,
    “Flight” is the complete opposite of a computer animated romp,
    investigating a grim side to the human condition in a manner that
    eschews heroism and sympathy, tearing apart a broken man for 135 painful
    minutes, inspecting every last arrogant act of self-destruction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wreck-It Ralph

    WRECK-IT RALPH Qbert

    Walt Disney Animation is targeting a very specific demographic with
    “Wreck-It Ralph,” though the feature spends most of its run time
    attempting to prove its worth to all ages. Despite its splendid
    animation, with gorgeous colors and touchable details, “Wreck-It Ralph”
    is going to be appreciated as a video game valentine, working to shower a
    little love on the arcade culture of the past. Perhaps the younger set
    won’t fully understand why their moviegoing guardians are laughing at
    secret code jokes involving a Nintendo controller or going all giddy at
    the sight of Q*bert, but they’ll still have fun with these vibrant
    antics, packaged into a lively adventure with sizable laughs, a
    delicious pour of nostalgia, and surprisingly emotive voice work. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Sessions

    SESSIONS John Hawkes

    “The Sessions” approaches an unusual story with a healthy sense of
    humor, a commitment to the comfort of faith, and a surprisingly adult
    appreciation of sex. While it may resemble yet another Oscar-bait
    melodrama boasting fiery performances and a powerful message, “The
    Sessions” plays largely low-key, working to create a human portrait of a
    physically challenged man hoping to find a little bedroom adventure
    before his time expires. Although the story seems like a rich
    opportunity for crude shenanigans, the movie is unexpectedly blunt and
    warmly sympathetic, displaying a refreshing commitment to the tense
    nuances of a carnal odyssey before its eventual slide into overcooked
    dramatics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Girl

    GIRL Toby Jones

    Director Alfred Hitchcock built an entire career out of obsessive
    control, from his unparalleled filmmaking skills to his pop culture
    persona, creating a literal silhouette that promised a specialized
    offering of entertainment ahead. Hitchcock the legend is the stuff of
    books, documentaries, and conversation. Hitchcock the man is another
    story, rarely discussed throughout the years, with the sordid details of
    his work ethic kept to a dull roar while cineastes celebrated his
    cinematic achievements. 2012 welcomes two pictures endeavoring to expose
    the helmer’s unsavory side, with November’s “Hitchcock” and “The Girl,”
    a most peculiar HBO production that really rakes the icon over the
    coals, and perhaps deservedly so. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Vamps

    VAMPS Alicia Silverstone

    “Vamps” certainly earns points for trying. It’s encouraging to see
    writer/director Amy Heckerling this creatively animated again, after her
    last two features, 2000’s “Loser” and 2007’s “I Could Never Be Your
    Woman” were colossal failures, suggesting an onset of lethargy for a
    filmmaker who made her name with such spunky hits as “Clueless,” “Fast
    Times at Ridgemont High,” and “Look Who’s Talking.” Heckerling goes for
    broke with “Vamps,” blending an anti-technology rant with a romantic
    comedy about monsters, tossing in some flashes of horror and reverence
    for classic cinema for good measure. It’s all over the place and in dire
    need of an unbreakable funny bone, but I admire the movie’s pluck,
    finding “Vamps” always aiming to please despite some rather severe
    limitations in the screenwriting department. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fire with Fire

    FIRE WITH FIRE Josh Duhamel

    “Fire with Fire” is a vigilante tale with a butch title (though
    filmgoers of a certain age will undoubtedly recall a 1986 Virginia
    Madsen picture of the same name and its screechy Wild Blue theme song),
    though nothing especially harsh occurs during the movie. Attracting a
    wide range of talent and celebrity, the effort has the goods to
    transform into an unrelenting machine of thrills, smacking the audience
    around with displays of intimidation and bloodthirsty revenge. The
    actual feature spends much of its run time in neutral with actors either
    unprepared for the demands of the subgenre or locked in paycheck mode,
    stiffly working through tepid dialogue, tedious procedural events, and
    dull romantic yearnings. There’s potential here for the taking, but
    nobody in the production seems all that inspired to kick “Fire with
    Fire” into overdrive. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – This Must Be the Place

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    “This Must Be the Place” is a densely atmospheric feature and oddly
    evocative travelogue of America. It’s a movie with an enticing set-up
    and a wonderfully committed performance from star Sean Penn, but it
    always strains to resist obvious directions, preferring to take an
    esoteric journey into soul of a confused man finally reaching maturity
    well into his middle-age. It’s a gorgeous film with endlessly
    fascinating cinematography, but for a two-hour sit, the plot doesn’t add
    up to much in the end, almost getting in the way of co-writer/director
    Paolo Sorrentino and his quest to make the oddest road picture/revenge
    story around. He succeeds for much of “This Must Be the Place,” but it’s
    not an effort that lingers long after it concludes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Loneliest Planet

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    Julia Loktev’s “The Loneliest Planet” continues the traditional of
    observational cinema revived over the last decade by Gus Van Sant, who
    experimented with screen stillness and improvisational dialogue in
    pictures such as “Gerry” and “Elephant.” “The Loneliest Planet” elects a
    travelogue route for its inspection of common behaviors and emotional
    wounds, trekking across the wilds of Georgia to soak up the natural
    beauty of the land as the characters work out some intense personal
    issues. It’s 110 minutes of hiking, subtitle-free conversations, and
    extended shots of stars Hani Furstenberg and Gael Garcia Bernal looking
    bored and concerned. For some, the interpretational opportunities of the
    production will be salivatory. For others, the relentless indulgence of
    the piece will feel like a trip where no one bothered to pack a map. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Broadway: The American Musical

    BROADWAY THE AMERICAN MUSICAL Wicked

    "Broadway: The American Musical" is a 2004 PBS series that endeavors to
    compact a history of musical theater into a documentary that's a mere
    six hours in length. It's quite a task considering the extensive list of
    productions that have graced the heavily lit area, a few hanging around
    for years after opening. Director Michael Kantor is ambitious, but
    delightfully so, displaying unexpected confidence with his assembly of
    industry highs and lows, using his secret weapon, host Julie Andrews, to
    distract from a few gaps in the timeline. It's a colorful, tightly
    edited series with a healthy sense of humor, a dash of backstage venom,
    and a jubilant sense of Broadway expansion, bringing viewers into the
    thick of the creativity that fuels these big shows, using interviews
    with key industry players to carry the narrative along. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Silent Hill: Revelation

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    Since 2009, there have been four “Paranormal Activity” pictures. The
    last “Silent Hill” movie came out in 2006, which is practically a
    century in horror film franchise years. Genre fans have short attention
    spans, making the delayed appearance of “Silent Hill: Revelation” a real
    curiosity, especially after the original feature didn’t scare up much
    business at the box office. Perhaps a faded memory of prior adventures
    is best for this soggy sequel, as writer/director Michael J. Bassett
    (“Solomon Kane”) shamelessly retcons the material to his liking, making
    the effort’s tenuous connections to the earlier work seem downright
    silly. Instead of starting from scratch, “Revelation” hopes to maintain
    the previously set course, only to alter the very elements that once
    defined the premise. Read the rest a Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Fantasic Fear of Everything

    A FANTASTIC FEAR OF EVERYTHING Simon Pegg

    “A Fantastic Fear of Everything” is an acquired taste, submitting such
    an itchy, darkly comic atmosphere that’s utterly guaranteed to energize
    those in step with its madness, while others will find the enterprise an
    overly mannered grind to get through. It’s polarizing work that carries
    immense creativity and sharp sense of humor, burrowing into the
    spinning mind of a destructively phobic man during an intense period of
    suspicion. Thankfully, star Simon Pegg is up for the challenge, bringing
    to the screen a truly scattered character who’s hilariously bound by
    his fears, articulated with all the spasms and pauses the actor is
    particularly skilled at delivering. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cloud Atlas

    CLOUD ATLAS Tom Hanks

    Ambitious doesn’t even begin to describe “Cloud Atlas,” which marks the
    first collaboration between Andy and Lana Wachowski and Tom Tykwer.
    Powerhouse screen visionaries, the trio find an unusual harmony for
    their mighty endeavor, providing a smooth melt of specialized
    sensibilities as they tackle an adaptation of an “unfilmable” novel by
    author David Mitchell. Overlong yet undeniably powerful and inventively
    arranged, “Cloud Atlas” demands viewers permit the creative team a
    chance to make their case. They take their time but come armed with
    exquisite production achievements and a byzantine story that actually
    manages to find a satisfying conclusion, despite a complex, borderline
    unintelligible first half that all but promises an oncoming narrative
    disaster. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fun Size

    FUN SIZE Jane Levy Victoria Justice

    A Halloween-themed picture without gloom, doom, and a rising body count?
    “Fun Size” is the alternative to the holiday’s dark cinematic
    offerings, pursing a farcical tone of teenage hijinks with an
    unexpectedly PG-13 edge, giving those unable to sneak into R-rated
    options something to see. Although hobbled by some ill-advised detours
    into bathroom humor and a few miscast adult characters, “Fun Size”
    reveals a surprisingly firm grip on silly behavior, bringing a generous
    sense of humor to an otherwise ho-hum story of adolescent panic and
    flirtation. The feature gets a little odd a times, a tonal choice that
    does a fine job airing out the staleness of the script. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sleep Tight

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    Having attained enormous creative and financial success with the “Rec”
    pictures with partner Paco Plaza, director Jaume Balaguero returns to
    individual duty with “Sleep Tight,” though his sense of disturbing
    behavior hasn’t been exhausted. A creepy suspense film with a handful of
    decent twists and a supreme grasp on unsavory behavior, Balaguero
    passes on shock jumps for a snowballing atmosphere of threat, generating
    superb chills for those who enjoy a slower drip of danger to their
    scary stuff. “Sleep Tight” lacks transparent thrills, but its dedication
    to psychological disease and escalating panic results in a tremendously
    satisfying feature, low-key but splendidly sinister. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com