I fully recognize that I was in the minority with my mixed review of
2008’s “In Bruges,” finding writer/director Martin McDonagh’s obvious
cleverness overwhelmed by issues of pace and a formulaic sense of humor.
The helmer has tightened his game some with “Seven Psychopaths,” though
it’s another bumpy ride of black comedy and narrative wanderlust, this
time supported by a wonderful cast of famous faces, who’ve arrived ready
to play in McDonagh’s sandbox of graphic violence and daffy characters.
“Seven Psychopaths” is uneven, but defiantly so, creating immense
personality along the way, helping to absorb the randomness of the
screenplay and his numerous tangents.
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Film Review – Seven Psychopaths
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Film Review – Here Comes the Boom
After making a slew of films emphasizing his way with fall-down-go-boom
comedy, star Kevin James is finally ready to make a picture where the
comedic impulse is integral to the plot. Heck, it’s even titled “Here
Comes the Boom,” giving James the easiest lay-up feature of his career.
While there’s a triumphant physical commitment to the part, delving into
the brutal realm of mixed martial arts, James’s screenplay is day-old
bread, blending the “Rocky” formula with heaping helpings of “Nacho
Libre,” creating an energetic visual experience throttled by a humdrum
story. Indeed, James does plenty of fall-down-go-boom, but it’s wasted
on a tediously conventional movie that does surprisingly little with the
spectacularly strange sight of James in stampeding MMA mode. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – War of the Buttons
It makes sense to find producers continually working to bring Louis
Pergaud’s 1912 novel, “The War of the Buttons,” to the big screen.
Christophe Barratier’s French production is actually the fifth picture
born from the original work, which spawned two features in 2011 alone. A
tale of war that blends the innocence of youth with the realities of
world conflict, “Buttons” is a seriocomic tale with ripe
characterizations, opportunities for horseplay, and a piercing awareness
of the evil that men do. Setting the story near the end of WWII,
Barratier makes the viewing event obvious in theme and location, yet his
classic Hollywood approach results in a satisfyingly glossy,
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Film Review – 3, 2, 1…Frankie Go Boom
A comedic farce doesn’t have to make perfect sense, but there should be
something within the realm of logic fueling the insanity, grounding the
effort in plausibility as fits of madness swirl around. The
unfortunately titled “3, 2, 1…Frankie Go Boom” doesn’t supply a single
believable moment, sprinting around a most nonsensical, contrived
offering of screenwriting. It’s unbearable to sit through at times,
watching decent actors flounder with intentionally ridiculous material,
working themselves into a lather to serve writer/director Jordan
Roberts’s clumsy sense of humor. It’s utter nonsense, but not an
admirable type of tomfoolery that carries itself with an engaging
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Blu-ray Review – A Man Apart
Technically, 2003's "A Man Apart" doesn't fall into the Vin Diesel
career feeding frenzy that developed after the release of 2001's "The
Fast and the Furious." Although issued after the monstrous "XXX," "A Man
Apart" was actually shot in late 2000/early 2001, when the star was
merely a curiosity with a minor hit ("Pitch Black") on his resume.
However, post-production troubles kept the feature out of sight for the
next two years, finally released when Diesel's brand name was red-hot
and audiences were starting to question the Hollywood hype machine
surrounding the growly brute. Intended to play into the actor's more
dramatic interests, "A Man Apart" was marketed as a tough guy
experience, emphasizing the lead's position as a thunderous force of big
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Blu-ray Review – FernGully: The Last Rainforest
In the early 1990s, environmental education was beginning to take hold
in both schools and pop culture, with a particular emphasis on the
plight of the rainforest, largely viewed as a core problem for Mother
Earth's woes. "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" emerged as a sensitive
call to arms from a major movie studio (debuting two months after
Disney's deeply flawed but interesting rainforest adventure, "Medicine
Man"), hoping to entertain family audiences while emphasizing a harsh
message of deforestation and pollution threatening to destroy the magic
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Film Review – Taken 2
While Louis Leterrier’s “The Transporter” and “Transporter 2” were no
diamonds of cinema, they were wonderfully amusing offerings of junk
food, big on action and entertainment value, sold with a special Jason
Statham growl. And then co-writer/producer Luc Besson handed
“Transporter 3” to helmer Olivier Megaton, who cooked up a dreadful,
comatose third installment, effectively killing interest in the series.
Pierre Morel’s “Taken” was blissfully simplistic, focused, and served
raw, using star Liam Neeson’s natural way with blunt force to fashion an
absolute gem of an actioner. And now Besson has returned to his bad
luck charm, calling up Megaton to guide “Taken 2,” a disappointingly
flat, atrociously edited, and somewhat nasty sequel that doesn’t come
close to the rapid-fire original.
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Film Review – Frankenweenie
There’s no doubt that “Frankenweenie” is a Tim Burton film. That it’s a
largely lifeless Tim Burton film is the real surprise, considering it's
the man’s second shot at mastering this story. Originally brought to
life by the helmer as a short in 1984 (where it was basically brushed
aside by nervous Disney executives), “Frankenweenie” returns to screens
nearly two decades later, this time as a stop-motion animated
production, hoping to mirror the success of Burton’s similar efforts,
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Corpse Bride.” While it’s crafted
with gloriously ghoulish details and teeming with classic movie
references, “Frankenweenie” shows great difficulty proving its worth as a
feature-length effort, working through elements of monster rampage and
scientific debate that feel more like padding than a naturally dramatic
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Film Review – Wuthering Heights
Emily Bronte’s celebrated 1847 novel has been adapted time and again by
world cinema, with each production embracing the squeeze of unrequited
love and the abundant atmospheric trimmings of the original work. It’s a
timeless tale of obsession, yet this latest take on the material takes
matters into a harsher direction of internalized agony and violent
communication. It’s a lengthy picture with ambiance to spare, but it’s
something to be seen, offering a rejuvenated approach to the story that
dazzles with grit and grief, captured with an authentically terrifying
atmospheric approach that beautifully supports the discomfort and
anguish flowing through the veins of the performances. This “Wuthering
Heights” is not something to be passively accepted, but deeply felt,
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Film Review – Butter
There was tremendous potential for “Butter” to throw a spotlight on the
rigors of butter sculpting competitions, drinking in the varied
characters that populate this odd hobby while taking note of the
exceptional skill required to turn slabs of dairy into art. Instead,
“Butter” goes for a swipe of irreverence, poking fun with Midwestern
caricatures while bending over backwards to earn a gratuitous R-rating.
It’s a needlessly vulgar, decidedly laugh-free picture that works up a
sweat trying to come off provocative when all it needed to be was
present with a sculptural medium that doesn’t require much of a satiric
boost to provide 80 minutes of solid entertainment and the occasional
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Film Review – Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You
Here’s a film that assumes a great deal of its characters and situations
are interesting and, in some cases, deeply sympathetic. How wrong
“Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You” is. A conventional exploration
of a young, troubled soul living an affluent life in New York City, the
feature is disorganized and unpleasant, aching to reach some form of
emotional vulnerability, only to spotlight a story without severity,
lacking an abyssal sense of violation and soulful agony that typically
informs such angsty endeavors. It’s not exactly a trainwreck of a movie,
but “Someday This Pain” is so void of depth and meaning, it often
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Film Review – The Barrens
I applaud writer/director Darren Lynn Bousman’s attempts to keep the
spirit of low-budget horror alive, scripting stories that prey on fears
of the apocalyptic unknown and the mentally unstable. However, with
efforts such as “11-11-11” and a remake of “Mother’s Day,” the helmer’s
ambitions are far more interesting to dissect than his movies. Add “The
Barrens” to the pile of promising failures, with the creator isolating
the drive to seek and destroy the legendary Jersey Devil, which promises
to be an enticing feature of creepy woodsy remoteness, populated with
characters touched by madness. Bousman doesn’t have the vision to hoist
the horror up high, settling on a mundane camping thriller only
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Blu-ray Review – Hocus Pocus
It's been surprising to watch "Hocus Pocus" develop a cult following
since its release in 1993, amassing a passionate group of fans raised on
VHS rentals and routine basic cable showings. It's a declaration of
love that certainly wasn't there during its initial theatrical run,
where the sharp minds at Disney released an exhaustively
Halloween-centric story in mid-July, and then seemed surprised when the
picture bombed. Any film that displays the ability to rise from the box
office ashes and sustain popularity for nearly two decades is a minor
cinematic miracle in my book, but I have to wonder, why has "Hocus
Pocus" bewitched a vocal minority? A bland, unfunny oddity with overly
manic execution and a few strange tonal detours, the feature desires to
be a colorful, politely spooky creation, only to elicit blank stares.
Perhaps I underestimate the power of its generational hold, yet
considering the potential of a broad Disney witch romp, "Hocus Pocus" is
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Film Review – Won’t Back Down
“Won’t Back Down” is such an exaggerated attempt to shed light on the
failures of the public school system, it might have you rooting for
illiteracy to win in the end. Nuance and some type of dramatic balance
is punted away right at the top of the feature, making the next two
hours a preachy, hokey bore boosted by a few sublimely devoted
performances. Education is a critical topic worth a cinematic
inspection, but thespian passion and good intentions do not carry a
movie alone. A production like this demands a brain as big as its heart,
helping viewers to understand complexity when dealing with the youth of
the nation. “Won’t Back Down” merely uncorks a box of Crayons and
broadly colors over the issues at hand, doing a disservice to the
parents, students, and teachers who struggle with this impasse on a
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Film Review – Looper
Writer/director Rian Johnson has developed a reputation for
uncompromising, inventive work (with “Brick” and “The Brothers Bloom”),
and his latest, the sci-fi brainteaser “Looper,” is no different. While
his features are intricately designed and heavily considered, Johnson’s
not one to keep an eye on pace, often so enamored with screen
particulars that a simple sense of forward momentum is missing, losing a
primal cinematic drive to step back and admire his handiwork. “Looper”
is the closest the filmmaker has come to a dazzling motion picture,
toying with the conventions of the time travel subgenre to fashion his
own thriller, a movie with real teeth and a working brain. Although
intermittently ferocious, “Looper” doesn’t hold the viewer by the throat
for two hours, showing a troubling lack of stamina the longer it
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Film Review – Pitch Perfect
It’s difficult to believe “Pitch Perfect” was scripted by Kay Cannon, a
vastly talented writer who made a name for herself working on “30 Rock,”
a job that requires ingenuity, a samurai-sword-sharp sense of humor,
and a mathematical understanding of screen timing. Cruelly, “Pitch
Perfect” is a glorified episode of “Glee” with a “Family Guy” funny
bone, bellyflop displays of improvisation, and a running joke concerning
projectile vomiting. At one point, a character even slides around in
the soupy stomach contents. Yeesh. Perhaps the target demographic of
teenagers and music competition nuts will enjoy themselves
wholeheartedly with this bothersome feature, losing themselves in the
songs and fatigued silliness, yet “Pitch Perfect” is an unexpectedly
lazy effort from a genuinely inspired writer, steamrolling through the
world of a cappella in an uncivil manner that doesn’t inspire laughs or
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