• Film Review – Seven Psychopaths

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    I fully recognize that I was in the minority with my mixed review of
    2008’s “In Bruges,” finding writer/director Martin McDonagh’s obvious
    cleverness overwhelmed by issues of pace and a formulaic sense of humor.
    The helmer has tightened his game some with “Seven Psychopaths,” though
    it’s another bumpy ride of black comedy and narrative wanderlust, this
    time supported by a wonderful cast of famous faces, who’ve arrived ready
    to play in McDonagh’s sandbox of graphic violence and daffy characters.
    “Seven Psychopaths” is uneven, but defiantly so, creating immense
    personality along the way, helping to absorb the randomness of the
    screenplay and his numerous tangents.
    Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Here Comes the Boom

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    After making a slew of films emphasizing his way with fall-down-go-boom
    comedy, star Kevin James is finally ready to make a picture where the
    comedic impulse is integral to the plot. Heck, it’s even titled “Here
    Comes the Boom,” giving James the easiest lay-up feature of his career.
    While there’s a triumphant physical commitment to the part, delving into
    the brutal realm of mixed martial arts, James’s screenplay is day-old
    bread, blending the “Rocky” formula with heaping helpings of “Nacho
    Libre,” creating an energetic visual experience throttled by a humdrum
    story. Indeed, James does plenty of fall-down-go-boom, but it’s wasted
    on a tediously conventional movie that does surprisingly little with the
    spectacularly strange sight of James in stampeding MMA mode. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – War of the Buttons

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    It makes sense to find producers continually working to bring Louis
    Pergaud’s 1912 novel, “The War of the Buttons,” to the big screen.
    Christophe Barratier’s French production is actually the fifth picture
    born from the original work, which spawned two features in 2011 alone. A
    tale of war that blends the innocence of youth with the realities of
    world conflict, “Buttons” is a seriocomic tale with ripe
    characterizations, opportunities for horseplay, and a piercing awareness
    of the evil that men do. Setting the story near the end of WWII,
    Barratier makes the viewing event obvious in theme and location, yet his
    classic Hollywood approach results in a satisfyingly glossy,
    endearingly acted movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – 3, 2, 1…Frankie Go Boom

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    A comedic farce doesn’t have to make perfect sense, but there should be
    something within the realm of logic fueling the insanity, grounding the
    effort in plausibility as fits of madness swirl around. The
    unfortunately titled “3, 2, 1…Frankie Go Boom” doesn’t supply a single
    believable moment, sprinting around a most nonsensical, contrived
    offering of screenwriting. It’s unbearable to sit through at times,
    watching decent actors flounder with intentionally ridiculous material,
    working themselves into a lather to serve writer/director Jordan
    Roberts’s clumsy sense of humor. It’s utter nonsense, but not an
    admirable type of tomfoolery that carries itself with an engaging
    creative vision. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – A Man Apart

    MAN APART Vin Diesel

    Technically, 2003's "A Man Apart" doesn't fall into the Vin Diesel
    career feeding frenzy that developed after the release of 2001's "The
    Fast and the Furious." Although issued after the monstrous "XXX," "A Man
    Apart" was actually shot in late 2000/early 2001, when the star was
    merely a curiosity with a minor hit ("Pitch Black") on his resume.
    However, post-production troubles kept the feature out of sight for the
    next two years, finally released when Diesel's brand name was red-hot
    and audiences were starting to question the Hollywood hype machine
    surrounding the growly brute. Intended to play into the actor's more
    dramatic interests, "A Man Apart" was marketed as a tough guy
    experience, emphasizing the lead's position as a thunderous force of big
    screen revenge, peppered with explosions and cowering villains. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – FernGully: The Last Rainforest

    FERNGULLY Carve

    In the early 1990s, environmental education was beginning to take hold
    in both schools and pop culture, with a particular emphasis on the
    plight of the rainforest, largely viewed as a core problem for Mother
    Earth's woes. "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" emerged as a sensitive
    call to arms from a major movie studio (debuting two months after
    Disney's deeply flawed but interesting rainforest adventure, "Medicine
    Man"), hoping to entertain family audiences while emphasizing a harsh
    message of deforestation and pollution threatening to destroy the magic
    of the world. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Taken 2

    TAKEN 2 Liam Neeson

    While Louis Leterrier’s “The Transporter” and “Transporter 2” were no
    diamonds of cinema, they were wonderfully amusing offerings of junk
    food, big on action and entertainment value, sold with a special Jason
    Statham growl. And then co-writer/producer Luc Besson handed
    “Transporter 3” to helmer Olivier Megaton, who cooked up a dreadful,
    comatose third installment, effectively killing interest in the series.
    Pierre Morel’s “Taken” was blissfully simplistic, focused, and served
    raw, using star Liam Neeson’s natural way with blunt force to fashion an
    absolute gem of an actioner. And now Besson has returned to his bad
    luck charm, calling up Megaton to guide “Taken 2,” a disappointingly
    flat, atrociously edited, and somewhat nasty sequel that doesn’t come
    close to the rapid-fire original.
    Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Frankenweenie

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    There’s no doubt that “Frankenweenie” is a Tim Burton film. That it’s a
    largely lifeless Tim Burton film is the real surprise, considering it's
    the man’s second shot at mastering this story. Originally brought to
    life by the helmer as a short in 1984 (where it was basically brushed
    aside by nervous Disney executives), “Frankenweenie” returns to screens
    nearly two decades later, this time as a stop-motion animated
    production, hoping to mirror the success of Burton’s similar efforts,
    “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Corpse Bride.” While it’s crafted
    with gloriously ghoulish details and teeming with classic movie
    references, “Frankenweenie” shows great difficulty proving its worth as a
    feature-length effort, working through elements of monster rampage and
    scientific debate that feel more like padding than a naturally dramatic
    extension of the original creation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wuthering Heights

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    Emily Bronte’s celebrated 1847 novel has been adapted time and again by
    world cinema, with each production embracing the squeeze of unrequited
    love and the abundant atmospheric trimmings of the original work. It’s a
    timeless tale of obsession, yet this latest take on the material takes
    matters into a harsher direction of internalized agony and violent
    communication. It’s a lengthy picture with ambiance to spare, but it’s
    something to be seen, offering a rejuvenated approach to the story that
    dazzles with grit and grief, captured with an authentically terrifying
    atmospheric approach that beautifully supports the discomfort and
    anguish flowing through the veins of the performances. This “Wuthering
    Heights” is not something to be passively accepted, but deeply felt,
    down to the bone. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Butter

    BUTTER Jennifer Garner

    There was tremendous potential for “Butter” to throw a spotlight on the
    rigors of butter sculpting competitions, drinking in the varied
    characters that populate this odd hobby while taking note of the
    exceptional skill required to turn slabs of dairy into art. Instead,
    “Butter” goes for a swipe of irreverence, poking fun with Midwestern
    caricatures while bending over backwards to earn a gratuitous R-rating.
    It’s a needlessly vulgar, decidedly laugh-free picture that works up a
    sweat trying to come off provocative when all it needed to be was
    present with a sculptural medium that doesn’t require much of a satiric
    boost to provide 80 minutes of solid entertainment and the occasional
    giggle. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You

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    Here’s a film that assumes a great deal of its characters and situations
    are interesting and, in some cases, deeply sympathetic. How wrong
    “Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You” is. A conventional exploration
    of a young, troubled soul living an affluent life in New York City, the
    feature is disorganized and unpleasant, aching to reach some form of
    emotional vulnerability, only to spotlight a story without severity,
    lacking an abyssal sense of violation and soulful agony that typically
    informs such angsty endeavors. It’s not exactly a trainwreck of a movie,
    but “Someday This Pain” is so void of depth and meaning, it often
    resembles a parody of the bruised teen subgenre. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Barrens

    THE BARRENS Stephen Moyer

    I applaud writer/director Darren Lynn Bousman’s attempts to keep the
    spirit of low-budget horror alive, scripting stories that prey on fears
    of the apocalyptic unknown and the mentally unstable. However, with
    efforts such as “11-11-11” and a remake of “Mother’s Day,” the helmer’s
    ambitions are far more interesting to dissect than his movies. Add “The
    Barrens” to the pile of promising failures, with the creator isolating
    the drive to seek and destroy the legendary Jersey Devil, which promises
    to be an enticing feature of creepy woodsy remoteness, populated with
    characters touched by madness. Bousman doesn’t have the vision to hoist
    the horror up high, settling on a mundane camping thriller only
    sporadically enlivened by mysterious violence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hocus Pocus

    HOCUS POCUS Midler Najimy Parker

    It's been surprising to watch "Hocus Pocus" develop a cult following
    since its release in 1993, amassing a passionate group of fans raised on
    VHS rentals and routine basic cable showings. It's a declaration of
    love that certainly wasn't there during its initial theatrical run,
    where the sharp minds at Disney released an exhaustively
    Halloween-centric story in mid-July, and then seemed surprised when the
    picture bombed. Any film that displays the ability to rise from the box
    office ashes and sustain popularity for nearly two decades is a minor
    cinematic miracle in my book, but I have to wonder, why has "Hocus
    Pocus" bewitched a vocal minority? A bland, unfunny oddity with overly
    manic execution and a few strange tonal detours, the feature desires to
    be a colorful, politely spooky creation, only to elicit blank stares.
    Perhaps I underestimate the power of its generational hold, yet
    considering the potential of a broad Disney witch romp, "Hocus Pocus" is
    an incredibly mediocre movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Won’t Back Down

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    “Won’t Back Down” is such an exaggerated attempt to shed light on the
    failures of the public school system, it might have you rooting for
    illiteracy to win in the end. Nuance and some type of dramatic balance
    is punted away right at the top of the feature, making the next two
    hours a preachy, hokey bore boosted by a few sublimely devoted
    performances. Education is a critical topic worth a cinematic
    inspection, but thespian passion and good intentions do not carry a
    movie alone. A production like this demands a brain as big as its heart,
    helping viewers to understand complexity when dealing with the youth of
    the nation. “Won’t Back Down” merely uncorks a box of Crayons and
    broadly colors over the issues at hand, doing a disservice to the
    parents, students, and teachers who struggle with this impasse on a
    daily basis. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Looper

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    Writer/director Rian Johnson has developed a reputation for
    uncompromising, inventive work (with “Brick” and “The Brothers Bloom”),
    and his latest, the sci-fi brainteaser “Looper,” is no different. While
    his features are intricately designed and heavily considered, Johnson’s
    not one to keep an eye on pace, often so enamored with screen
    particulars that a simple sense of forward momentum is missing, losing a
    primal cinematic drive to step back and admire his handiwork. “Looper”
    is the closest the filmmaker has come to a dazzling motion picture,
    toying with the conventions of the time travel subgenre to fashion his
    own thriller, a movie with real teeth and a working brain. Although
    intermittently ferocious, “Looper” doesn’t hold the viewer by the throat
    for two hours, showing a troubling lack of stamina the longer it
    develops the central conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Pitch Perfect

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    It’s difficult to believe “Pitch Perfect” was scripted by Kay Cannon, a
    vastly talented writer who made a name for herself working on “30 Rock,”
    a job that requires ingenuity, a samurai-sword-sharp sense of humor,
    and a mathematical understanding of screen timing. Cruelly, “Pitch
    Perfect” is a glorified episode of “Glee” with a “Family Guy” funny
    bone, bellyflop displays of improvisation, and a running joke concerning
    projectile vomiting. At one point, a character even slides around in
    the soupy stomach contents. Yeesh. Perhaps the target demographic of
    teenagers and music competition nuts will enjoy themselves
    wholeheartedly with this bothersome feature, losing themselves in the
    songs and fatigued silliness, yet “Pitch Perfect” is an unexpectedly
    lazy effort from a genuinely inspired writer, steamrolling through the
    world of a cappella in an uncivil manner that doesn’t inspire laughs or
    induce the chills that typically accompany true vocal power. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com