There’s hope in the opening ten minutes of “Resident Evil: Retribution”
that writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson might to able to turn this
tattered franchise around, taking a few moments to reconnect to the
previous sequels through an introductory recap from our monotone
heroine, Alice. For a brand name that’s prided itself on nonsensical
scripting, it’s strange to watch this fifth installment take a breath to
fit the puzzle pieces together, pretending the earlier pictures
actually made sense, with “Retribution” hinting at an enormous refocus
of priority on an actual plot. Sadly, it’s all a tease. A loud,
explosive tease. Instead of storytelling bravery, “Retribution” shoves
the series deeper into absurdity, continuing the quest of 2010’s
“Resident Evil: Afterlife” to contort a once promising zombie stomp into
a stilted, baffling 3D fireworks display. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Resident Evil: Retribution
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Film Review – Arbitrage
Unlike many other adult dramas, “Arbitrage” doesn’t feature a single
sympathetic character. It’s a slightly incomplete story of privileged
people using their influence to further fraud and dodge manslaughter,
manipulating those beneath them. It’s a compelling tale of reptilian
behavior and escalating legal woes, best appreciated for a few fine
performances and writer/director Nicholas Jarecki’s attention to
merciless acts of business world survival, embodied heroically in star
Richard Gere’s bravely unlikeable work. Although it never ties together
as securely as it should, “Arbitrage” carries itself with a confident
sense of gloom and panic, keeping the mysteries at hand persuasive
despite storytelling that flames out instead of building ominously. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Sleepwalk with Me
Mike Birbiglia’s “Sleepwalk with Me” began life as a stand-up comedy
piece before it was quickly transformed into a National Public Radio
story, a comedy album, a Broadway show, and a book. And now it’s a
movie. Not bad for a charming, mildly horrifying tale of sleep disorder
and a life devoted to comedy tested by the pitchfork poke of domestic
routine. Bravo to the gifted Birbiglia for his ability to reinvent the
material for a diverse range of formats, with each stop on the
“Sleepwalk with Me” creative tour revealing newfound emotional angles
while basically rehashing the same jokes. Despite its intimate origin
and spasms of humor, Birbiglia’s tale of woe makes a soft, easy landing
on the big screen, finding a fresh approach to slide outsiders into the
comedian’s world, while longtime fans will have fun discovering
unexplored corners of the sleepless saga. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Side by Side
There’s a revolution going on in Hollywood today, and I doubt few
outside the industry are paying any attention to it. Enter Keanu Reeves,
who’s determined to explore the changing landscape of moviemaking as it
switches from a photochemical film process to a digital one, taking
viewers through a history of production advancements and discoveries,
interviewing most of the directors who’ve already taken position on the
front lines of the fight. “Side by Side” is technical, possibly only of
value to true cinephiles, but it’s a vital education on the highs and
lows of film vs. digital as the medium moves into an exciting new
direction of creative access and picture clarity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Solomon Kane
I believe the only viewers able to extract something of substance out of
“Solomon Kane” will be those already tuned into the Robert E. Howard
creation, which debuted in print in 1928. While it’s not a difficult
film to dissect, the grit and groans seem programmed to satisfy longtime
fans, not newcomers to the wrath of a God-fearing mercenary. Unfocused
and noisy, there are numerous colorless, violent movies like “Solomon
Kane” these days, with the effort’s combustibility more numbing than
rousing, leaving a perfectly acceptable lead performance from James
Purefoy to carry the lion’s share of the picture’s appeal, and it’s a
weight that’s often too much for the actor to bear. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Finding Nemo 3D
While 3D rereleases (this year alone has returned “Beauty and the
Beast,” “Titanic,” and “The Phantom Menace” to screens) are motivated
entirely by monetary needs, I must admit it’s been enlightening to
revisit titles from the recent past, providing an opportunity to
reevaluate movies that didn’t exactly penetrate the first time around.
Back in 2003, I had a mixed reaction to “Finding Nemo,” an unpardonable
offense to some, but the movie didn’t immediately impress with its
overstuffed narrative, flashes of bodily function humor, and
screenwriting formula. I didn’t hate the picture, but I’ve come to
understand that any raised eyebrow directed at a Pixar production
(outside of the “Cars” efforts) is an offense punishable by the death
penalty in some corners of the internet, leaving me to wonder how a
feature I wasn’t fond of nine years ago would play today, aided by the
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Blu-ray Review – Evan Almighty
When it comes to a question of preference between 2003's "Bruce
Almighty" and 2007's "Evan Almighty," I vote a little differently than
the moviegoing public. "Bruce" featured a clever idea that posited Jim
Carrey as God, using heavenly powers to alter the world as his
character, Bruce Nolan, saw fit. Offering the star an open field to
utilize his gifts with slapstick comedy, amplified with spiritual
divinity, the feature nailed an impressive tone of mischief, sustaining a
pleasant run of farcical activity for at least the first half of the
effort. Eventually taking itself seriously as a vessel for moral lessons
and melodramatic encounters, "Bruce" fell apart, abandoning impish
behavior to become a tool of inspiration, prone to preaching instead of
tickling. While far from a perfect film, "Evan" at least has the sense
to settle down and enjoy its cartoonish premise, stripping away labored
storytelling to carry on as a cartoon with a biblical pinch, saving the
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Blu-ray Review – Bitch Slap
Those expecting a seamy, Vaseline-uncorked ride through exploitation
cinema heaven with "Bitch Slap" might be well advised to skip this
picture entirely. More of an "Austin Powers" carnival of camp with
YouTube production polish, "Bitch Slap" opens with a Joseph Conrad quote
and ends in a hail of bullets, leaving the midsection fairly
anticlimactic and insistently silly. It's criminal to dismiss something
so utterly consumed with ample feminine assets and cross-eyed
ultraviolence, but the goofball pitch of this fluff grows tiresome early
in the first round, rendering the picture a splendid 10-minute short
film idea stretched intolerably to 105 minutes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Branded
“Branded” is a head-scratcher of the film that could only be decoded
after a long sit-down with its creators, writer/directors Jamie Bradshaw
and Alexander Dulerayn. It’s up to these two to fully flesh out their
intentions to the general public, because the movie they’ve made is
borderline incomprehensible, and not in an intriguing manner that
immediately encourages closer inspection. Narrated by a cow-shaped
constellation and set in the “dystopian future” of 2012, “Branded” is an
outrageous call to arms with its shoelaces tied together, falling flat
on its face the moment it gets around to charging ahead. Its ambition is
decimated by its absurdly slapdash assembly and fogged messages on the
zombification of consumerism. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Words
“The Words” is riveting, illuminating, and communicative…for about 45
minutes. It’s enough time to convince an initially hesitant ticket buyer
that something interesting is afoot, with writer/directors Brian
Klugman and Lee Sternthal gracefully exploring the mechanics of a
literary career (or lack thereof), while building toward a crucial act
of plagiarism that feels like it could be dissected for two movies. And
then the brakes are applied in an abrupt fashion, removing the
professional urgency that drives the material, turning a pleasingly
straightforward story of personal corruption into a tepid cinematic
confessional. “The Words” commences so convincingly, there’s hope for a
climatic return to form. Alas, the picture limps to a close, more
interested in playing games than burrowing as deep as possible into a
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Film Review – The Cold Light of Day
If there’s anything positive to glean from “The Cold Light of Day,” it
would have to be its use as an educational tool, teaching young film
students how not to make a mid-budget action movie. Perversely
amateurish and astonishingly tedious considering its mouthbreathing
screen elements, the feature stumbles from scene to scene, using
violence and disorder to cover the fact that the script, credited to
Scott Wiper and John Petro, is a complete load of rubbish, from dialogue
to plotting. While the genre typically leans toward nonsense to provide
cheap thrills, “Light of Day” launches into absurdity in the opening
ten minutes and never recovers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – For a Good Time, Call…
“For a Good Time, Call…” is the rare movie about the phone sex trade
that doesn’t treat the experience as flypaper for dysfunction, instead
generating a flighty, colorful atmosphere of salacious activity to
backdrop a thin but merry story of friendship. It’s rarely funny, yet it
sustains a jovial mood of naughty business, supported by two vivacious
performances from Ari Graynor and Lauren Anne Miller. Indecent enough to
fluster prudes and warm enough to win over female audiences, “For a
Good Time, Call…” is only undone by its pedestrian screenwriting, which
is so slavish to formula, it comes to destroy the big screen party
director Jamie Travis is fighting to maintain. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – V/H/S
To its credit, “V/H/S” attempts to attack the found footage genre from a
slightly different angle, taking the herky jerky antics to the realm of
the anthology movie, allowing six directors to have their way with all
manner of POV horror. Unfortunately, with this aesthetic comes expected
elements of blurred cinematography and amateur acting, and while the
irritations are broken down into blocks of 20-minute-long stories,
“V/H/S” remains protracted and dramatically undernourished. While two of
the tales retain a satisfying bite, the experiment as a whole is tiring
and often ridiculous, spending most of its energy supporting a concept
that wears out its welcome after ten minutes of exposure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Samsara
Fans of the 1992 picture “Baraka” have been waiting two decades for some
type of glorious follow-up to attack screens. “Samsara” is that
long-awaited continuation, once again plunging viewers into the alien
landscape that is our Earth, pulling at the threads of life to acquire a
sharper sense of humanity in motion as it moves toward times of
destruction and, in some cases, technological immortality. It’s a
mesmerizing viewing experience, returning to the battle grounds and
blissful encounters of “Baraka” while expanding on themes of humanity,
existence, and consumption, captured with painstakingly precise
cinematography and supported by a layered selection of music. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Bachelorette
While I didn’t find myself overwhelmed with the insanity of last year’s
hit “Bridesmaids,” its absurd length and dramatic decline is a Caribbean
vacation compared to the forced acid bath of “Bachelorette.” Shockingly
unlikable and unfunny, this latest round of women behaving badly is
crippled by unnecessary excess, botched characterizations, and a
calculated round of 1990s nostalgia to appeal to the core demographic.
Aching to be irreverent and insightful when it comes to the flattened
soul of the thirtysomething party girl facing the cell clank of
adulthood, “Bachelorette” would be better off as a soulless farce, not
the noxious semi-melodrama it eventually becomes. It’s a movie that
doesn’t know whether to hug its characters or push them off a bridge. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Inbetweeners Movie
Landing in America a full year after its UK release, “The Inbetweeners
Movie” is intended to conclude the popular Brit series that ran from
2008-10, while also drumming up a little publicity for the U.S. remake
of the show, currently airing on MTV. Unfortunately, I’ve never been
exposed to the original work prior to the feature, leaving me at a
slight disadvantage, likely missing inside jokes and established
characterizations. Thankfully, “The Inbetweeners Movie” isn’t algebra,
pushing forward as a lewd, crude teen comedy in the “American Pie” vein,
with broad acts of humiliation and simplistic emotional cues to decode.
While I’m sure the effort has proven popular with the faithful,
newcomers shouldn’t have trouble catching up with the shenanigans, which
are largely amusing and enjoyably obvious. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Eye of the Storm
Adapted from the 1973 novel by Patrick White, “The Eye of the Storm” is a
film about vicious behavior committed by exhausted people. It’s not an
easy sit, teeming with venom and chaotic states of mind, but there’s a
wonderful focal point in the three lead performances from Charlotte
Rampling, Geoffrey Rush, and Judy Davis. Providing exemplary work to a
picture in desperate need of defined emotional directions, the cast
carries the heavy burden of the material with dignity. The same cannot
be said of helmer Fred Schepisi, who stumbles through the muddy drama,
placing more concentration on family dysfunction than compelling
narrative direction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Blues Brothers 2000
Although it would seem natural to sequelize the 1980 hit, "The Blues
Brothers," the 1982 death of co-star John Belushi made such a prospect
daunting for even the most money-hungry producer. After all, to
regenerate Belushi's slovenly presence for a successful follow-up would
require a major casting effort to match survivor Dan Aykroyd
beat-for-beat, while instilling the feature with a sense of anarchic
comic timing and generous stage command. It took 18 years for a
continuation to bubble up, yet Aykroyd and co-writer John Landis were
persistent, constructing a picture that could do justice to the spirit
of the previous extravaganza while forging a new identity for a
different era. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















