• Blu-ray Review – Johnny Carson: King of Late Night

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    As a child, it was a badge of honor to slowly acquire access to late night television. As bedtimes grew later, entrance to a world of comedians, monologues, and celebrity interviews was provided, commencing an education in timing and talent few prime time shows could offer. While David Letterman possessed an appealing wackiness and genial subversive quality, nothing could come close to Johnny Carson, an iconic figure who owned late night programming, making his nightly adventures an illuminating display of confidence and enchanting cocktail-hour routine, killing nightly with a triumphant sense of humor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Victim

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    “The Victim” has been routinely referenced as a classic grindhouse
    production, out to charm fans of sleazy, violent entertainment. However,
    writer/director/star Michael Biehn doesn’t put his best perverted foot
    forward with this lackluster, budget-minded suspense picture.
    Underdeveloped and occasionally directionless, “The Victim” is actually
    quite tasteful for the genre, preferring windy dialogue exchanges to
    wrathful acts of bloodshed. While not without a few highlights, the
    feature is disappointingly tame, missing a grand opportunity for screen
    insanity. Biehn has a germ of an idea here, but lacks the sickness
    needed to bring this tale of murder, sex, and feverish uncertainty to
    life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Apparition

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    The trailer for “The Apparition” contained more story than the picture
    it was promoting. In fact, I think the trailer for “The Apparition” is
    actually more of a movie than “The Apparition.” A wildly incoherent
    effort that spends most of its running time avoiding its own plot, “The
    Apparition” is one of those major studio releases that is so stunningly
    inept, it’s a wonder it’s receiving a theatrical release. However, maybe
    a brief stay in multiplexes is a positive thing, allowing those with
    heavenly B-movie patience to sit down and decode the bungled filmmaking.
    Perhaps there’s someone out there who could possibly explain the
    feature to me one day. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Killer Joe

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    After his lackluster turn in the recent “Magic Mike,” it’s encouraging
    to watch star Matthew McConaughey dig his teeth into something
    positively evil like the character of Joe Cooper. A cop drenched in
    Texas swagger, Joe is a man you wouldn’t want to cross, yet he carries a
    seductive, strangely respectful aura about him that’s almost appealing.
    It’s a tremendously controlled and creepy performance from the actor,
    matching the intensity of director William Friedkin, who summons a humid
    atmosphere of desperation and humiliation for “Killer Joe,” a ripe,
    captivatingly repellent picture that challenges its cast with stark
    portrayals of stupidity and intimidation, roasting in the Dallas heat.
    It’s a punishing viewing experience, but a uniquely vile sit that
    rewards the brave with exemplary technical credits, a sure pace in the
    early going, and the sight of McConaughey reacquainting himself with
    excellence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Premium Rush

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    The rush in “Premium Rush” only arrives in short bursts, often after
    lengthy offerings of exposition I doubt most ticket buyers will care
    about. A chase film that consistently torpedoes its momentum, the
    picture is frustrating sit, finding co-writer/director David Koepp
    insisting on a story that matches the intensity of the pursuit. He fails
    to find one, though “Premium Rush” is determined to deliver on
    characterization despite a premise that works just fine focusing on the
    heat of the moment, supported by a marvelous display of bicycle stunts
    and streetwise navigation that’s depicted with the utmost urgency. Koepp
    doesn’t trust the basics of the hunt, bending over backwards to paste a
    soul on a simplistic machine of suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Thunderstruck

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    It’s hard to believe it’s been a decade since the release of “Like
    Mike,” leaving “Thunderstruck” ample room to pick up where the
    teen-centric sports fantasy left off. However, while “Like Mike” at
    least made a faint attempt to conjure curiosity concerning the iffy
    magic dust it was spreading, “Thunderstruck” doesn’t even attempt to
    pinpoint its basketball enchantment. It’s a peculiar creative choice in
    an otherwise bland, feebly acted comedy, concentrating more on laughs
    and half-realized messages of adolescent responsibility than solidifying
    a truly bizarre premise, at least to a point where it appears as though
    the production actually cared about telling a coherent story. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cosmopolis

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    “Cosmopolis” requires viewers to set aside their every thought, perhaps
    every motor function too, and focus on the enormous exchanges of knotted
    dialogue launched between comatose characters. There’s no possible way
    to appreciate the movie in a half-hearted manner, yet writer/director
    David Cronenberg isn’t exactly inviting outside interest in this
    polarizing work. With its stretches of byzantine conversations,
    bloodless characterizations, and inert thematic push, “Cosmopolis” is a
    rare miscarriage from the always exciting filmmaker. Cronenberg seems
    like he has something specific, possibly devilishly satiric in mind, but
    his screen instincts are numb, constructing a feature that lurches from
    scene to scene, convinced it possesses a wicked intellectualism it
    rarely finds the energy to display. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Hit and Run

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    A great car chase movie should inspire the viewer to leap out of the
    theater when the end credits hit, sprint through the parking lot, dive
    into their automobile, and burn rubber back home, dodging imaginary bad
    guys on the way. It should trigger a dormant recklessness that’s frowned
    upon in daily life, creating a surge of pedal-to-the-metal daydreams.
    “Hit and Run” doesn’t bring out four-wheeled fantasies. It actually
    encourages a great deal of boredom as it lumbers from scene to scene,
    placing its emphasis on a troubled relationship between two insipid
    individuals, while the “Run” of the title is a rare occurrence, making
    more of a cameo appearance as writer/co-director/star Dax Shepard
    provides more screen time to dreary drama than an electric pursuit
    element most will be itching to dig into. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Awakening

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    There has been a rash of supernatural stories with period settings in
    recent years, with “The Woman in Black” a box office smash just this
    last February. “The Awakening” contains familiar working parts, carrying
    a somber tone of torment in a secluded English setting, and while the
    material doesn’t win points for originality, co-writer/director Nick
    Murphy captures an immersive atmosphere of frights and paranoia,
    creating a ghost story with a nice kick and deeply felt emotions. The
    surface details suggest a banal return to a formulaic haunting, yet “The
    Awakening,” while imperfect, captures an intensity of gradually eroding
    conviction that carries the iffy material all the way to the intriguing
    head-scratcher of an ending. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Nutty Professor

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    After the one-two-three punch of "The Distinguished Gentleman," "Beverly Hills Cop III," and "Vampire in Brooklyn," there was legitimate concern in 1996 that Eddie Murphy had lost his big screen mojo. After 15 years of solid entertainment, Murphy was low on creative gas, requiring material that would allow him to shine brightly in a brash manner audiences had grown accustomed to. Remaking Jerry Lewis's 1963 smash "The Nutty Professor" was the boost the comedy legend needed at the time, triggering enormous box office returns while renewing faith in Murphy's abilities to charm with comedic chaos. The movie restored his marquee value, though it did so by emphasizing a crude imagination and a fondness for bodily function humor, often caught playing all the way to the back row to keep the energy of the lukewarm update zooming along. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Step Up

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    In the mid-2000s, dance movies became all the rage in Hollywood, boosted by the surprising box office performance of 2003's "Honey" and the out-of-nowhere success of 2004's "You Got Served." Bringing hip-hop dancing to the masses, while offering studios low-budget entertainment to exploit, the films took flight, creating a profitable string of dramatically flabby efforts that bewitched younger audiences in the mood for flashy body movement and corny plots typically involving young thugs reaching their potential on the dance floor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Reliving the Summer of 1992 Diary – Week Fourteen

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    Brandon Lee kicks up a storm in “Rapid Fire,” nobody asked for “Christopher Columbus: The Discovery,” and director Alan Moyle should be threatened by “The Gun in Betty Lou’s Handbag.”

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  • Film Review – The Expendables 2

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    I was a great admirer of Sylvester Stallone’s “The Expendables,” released two years ago. A brutal throwback to the sweat-stained, no-nonsense actioners of the 1980s, the picture was undeniably rough around the edges, yet contained a slick appreciation for genre necessities and broheim comfort. After its unexpected box office success, we’re now faced with “The Expendables 2,” a crisp sequel that employs a great deal of hindsight to move ahead as a possible franchise. Stripped of Stallone’s tendency to ramble, the follow-up is a more traditional bruiser, barreling forward with waves of violence, self-aware humor, and a rowdy supporting cast pieced together out of newcomers, B-actors, and martial art icons. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Odd Life of Timothy Green

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    “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” forces an enormous amount of whimsy down the throat of its audience in the early moments of the picture, though it doesn’t take very long to develop a taste for the sweet stuff. Heartfelt and genuinely magical, this Disney release is perfect for a family moviegoing outing, touching on themes of parenthood for adults, while kids will likely be charmed by the mysteries presented. A touching fable, “Odd Life” benefits from an eager cast and a unique sensitivity, finding a comfortable, endearing position between a bizarre premise and its enthusiastic execution. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – ParaNorman

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    Those used to the animated movie routine of princesses and anthropomorphized animals might find themselves shocked by “ParaNorman.” A macabre adventure that pays tribute to zombie cinema while working out its own scares and iffy stabs at irreverence, the picture is a stunningly animated effort carrying unexpected bite, taking its horror reverence seriously with a ghoulish tale of a community haunting that’s occasionally broken up by traditional cartoon shenanigans. Those tuned into the screen tributes and surprisingly severity of the story will enjoy themselves immensely. Others would be well advised to pay attention to the PG rating, as “ParaNorman” creeps into a few dark corners that aren’t solved with musical numbers or tears. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com