• Blu-ray Review – A Little Bit of Heaven

    LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN Kate Hudson

    Kate Hudson has become the poster girl for particularly lazy romantic
    comedies, spending nearly her entire career in the genre with efforts
    such as "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," "Something Borrowed," and "Alex
    & Emma." "A Little Bit of Heaven" is her most grotesque production
    to date, merging googly eyes with colon cancer in a stunningly tasteless
    picture that's made up entirely of cheap sentiment and wretched
    direction. Turning on her high beams of charm, Hudson tap dances madly
    through this movie, trying to remain as effervescent as possible with a
    script that does a great disservice to the trials of cancer and the game
    of love. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Chernobyl Diaries

    CHERNOBYL DIARIES Picture

    I'm thinking Wes Craven should go ahead and contact his lawyer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

    UNIVERSAL SOLDIER DAY OF RECKONING Jean Claude Van Damme

    Comparing 1992’s “Universal Soldier” to 2012’s “Universal Soldier: Day
    of Reckoning” is impossible at this point, with the franchise far
    removed from its original intent, despite the continued participation of
    stars Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. The latest round in the
    UniSol saga (the sixth film in the tattered franchise) is its darkest
    yet, digging into psychosis and severe examples of violence to secure a
    doomsday atmosphere for the story. Co-writer/director John Hyams aims to
    bring a “Heart of Darkness” overlay to the proceedings, which is an
    inspired choice, especially for a movie series that once prided itself
    on summertime popcorn escapism. Now it just wants to scare the bejesus
    out of the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Bay

    BAY Still 1

    The found-footage experience has been a young man’s game in recent
    years, allowing hungry filmmakers a chance to tell a horror story on a
    shoestring budget, using the trendy subgenre to establish themselves.
    Enter Barry Levinson, the 70-year-old director of such hits as “Rain
    Man” and “The Natural,” who summons his years of experience and mature
    tastes to construct “The Bay,” a genuinely frightening production that’s
    easily the strongest, most plausible found-footage feature to date.
    Blending real-world environmental woes with a few wicked jolts of gore
    and public panic, Levinson cuts through the unrelenting nonsense that
    plagues so many of these efforts, preying on everyday fears to fashion a
    terror tale that slips right under the skin. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Details

    DETAILS Laura Linney

    “The Details” marks a return to the screen for star Tobey Maguire, who’s
    only been seen in two pictures since the 2007 release of “Spider-Man
    3.” The feature also welcomes writer/director Jacob Aaron Estes back to
    filmmaking, with his absence dating all the way to 2004’s muddled drama,
    “Mean Creek.” This distance between productions is felt in “The
    Details,” with its star and helmer feeling a little rusty, attempting to
    conquer impossibly dark material with a semi-comedic spin, finding
    themselves off-balance more often than not. There are a few highlights
    worth a look and an accomplished supporting cast to ease the oddity
    along, yet “The Details” doesn’t add up to much despite its rather
    elaborate design of misery. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Pusher

    PUSHER Still 3

    The opening of “Pusher” swiftly runs through a visual identification of
    the main players as though the audience is already familiar with this
    group of strippers, drug dealers, and goons. And maybe they are, with
    the film a remake of a 1996 Danish production that launched the career
    of director Nicolas Winding Refn. However, that’s unlikely, with the
    introductory greeting perhaps the last true understanding of character
    in this empty calorie viewing experience. There’s anxiety to spare with
    this heated story of criminal survival, yet director Luis Prieto treats
    the experience like a music video, with superfluous visual ornamentation
    getting in the way of gritty suspense. “Pusher” is a sound and light
    show that should have its power strip unplugged. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Stolen

    STOLEN Nicolas Cage

    It’s easy to blame Nicolas Cage for his horrible career choices as of
    late, especially when so many of them seem driven primarily by monetary
    woes, with script quality and directorial competence secondary concerns
    to the lure of the almighty paycheck. However, with “Stolen,” Cage is
    one of the few bright spots in an otherwise offensively dopey thriller,
    powering through the motions with a little of the old Cage spitfire
    while the rest of the production relies on violence to make its blunt
    points. “Stolen” is junk but it’s intermittently amusing junk, best when
    locked in demolition derby mode, while Cage attempts to jazz up the
    acting by swallowing his sighs to the best of his ability. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Nature Calls

    NATURE CALLS Patton Oswalt

    “Nature Calls” hopes to make its audience intentionally uncomfortable,
    but it’s the unintentional uneasiness concerning certain elements of the
    picture that immediately jump into view. Released during a time when
    accusations of pedophilia share headlines with the Boy Scouts brand name
    certainly doesn’t improve the feature’s comedic aspirations, while the
    late Patrice O’ Neal takes on an eerie supporting role, playing a
    frustrated father out to prove to his son that he’s not dead. Granted,
    filmmaker Todd Rohal can’t be blamed for the movie’s unfortunate timing,
    but he’s perfectly culpable for a crummy screenplay and tuneless
    direction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Skyfall

    SKYFALL Daniel Craig

    The first shot of “Skyfall” is an unfocused image of James Bond
    approaching the camera. It’s a disorienting view, almost alien in
    appearance, yet it serves a perfectly appropriate purpose for the spy
    series as it struts into its 50th year of existence, displaying the
    character as the stranger that was left at the climax of 2008’s abysmal
    entry, “Quantum of Solace.” As actor Daniel Craig walks into view, we
    finally see Bond as he should be: suave, secure, and ready for action.
    “Skyfall” is a glorious return to form for a franchise that’s struggled
    to develop its identity since its beefy star took over in 2006, feeling
    ready to take on traditional 007 attributes while advancing the latest
    Bond’s firm position as a blunt instrument in a triumphantly rock ‘em,
    sock ‘em big screen extravaganza. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Miami Connection

    MIAMI CONNECTION Still 3

    Cult films are a difficult thing to force on audiences. Typically,
    cinematic junk needs time to cure in obscurity, developing a fringe
    appreciation before widespread acceptance arrives, along with all the
    necessary media attention. “Miami Connection” isn’t a DOA offering
    that’s been basting in the juices of bad moviedom for decades now, it’s a
    harmless, clueless 1987 Floridian production that’s been recently
    plucked out of obscurity, paraded around on a brief theatrical tour so
    film geeks and students of schlock can point and laugh at its awfulness,
    developing a new midnight movie secret language. There’s no doubt that
    “Miami Connection” is awful, but a celebratory, gut-bustin’ awful? Not
    exactly. In fact, you might walk away feeling sorry for the amateurs who
    pieced this effort together 25 years ago, with their collective mistake
    coming back to haunt cinemas once again, reigniting the humiliation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta

    BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 3 VIVA LA FIESTA Mariachis

    Although it seems strange to commit this thought to the page, it appears
    the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" saga is improving as it motors along, now
    firmly ensconced in DTV mode. Please contain your eye-rolls, I'm not
    comparing this talking animal franchise to "The Godfather," but as a
    harmless family film diversion with an emphasis on good-natured
    adventures, mild screenwriting, and accelerated colors, the producers
    are heading in the right direction, reducing the scale of these efforts
    as they go. The original 2008 picture was all-around awful, yet the 2011
    sequel and now "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta" have
    developed a modest personality, keeping the antics on an approachable
    level of mischief and domestic concern, free of a theatrical release
    burden that once plagued the creative credits. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – A Christmas Story 2

    CHRISTMAS STORY 2 Braeden Lemasters

    It’s not as though the works of Jean Shepherd have been refused numerous
    radio, television, and movie interpretations over the years, but
    submitting a direct sequel to the holiday perennial “A Christmas Story”
    almost 30 years after its initial theatrical release? That seems like a
    foolish idea, or perhaps an act of loathsome corporate teat-yanking with
    a cinematic gem. Indeed, we are now faced with a follow-up to a bona
    fide classic, and it happens to be the most environmentally conscious
    feature I’ve come into contact with, unafraid to brazenly recycle
    anything and everything about the 1983 film, hoping to entice a new
    generation of Ralphie admirers. Shamelessly derivative and plasticized,
    “A Christmas Story 2” will only have you wondering why you’re not
    watching the original picture again. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Man with the Iron Fists

    MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS RZA

    I’m delighted that the RZA received an opportunity to create a valentine
    to the fantastical kung fu films he enjoyed as a boy, a passion that’s
    carried throughout his entire life. However, the RZA isn’t an actor, a
    screenwriter, or a director, making his debut feature as a
    triple-threat, “The Man with the Iron Fists,” an exceedingly leaden
    picture, displaying a lack of finesse with seemingly obvious moviemaking
    elements. Glacial, stitched together with hopes and dreams, and
    submitting dreary action choreography and cinematography, “Iron Fists”
    makes plenty of lousy creative decisions as it unfolds. However, its
    most unpardonable sin is one of camp, treating the material with a
    pronounced silliness that undermines all this supposedly hardcore
    entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Flight

    FLIGHT Denzel Washington

    Robert Zemeckis took a detour in his directorial career in 2004,
    electing to build a motion capture industry with the Christmas fable,
    “The Polar Express.” “Beowulf” and “A Christmas Carol” followed soon
    after, and it seemed that the man behind “Back to the Future,” “Forrest
    Gump,” and “Cast Away” would never return to the realm of live-action
    moviemaking. Although I was a huge admirer of the ambitious mo-cap
    movement, “Flight” is first effort from Zemeckis with a distinctly human
    touch in 12 years, and I missed this side of the helmer. Of course,
    “Flight” is the complete opposite of a computer animated romp,
    investigating a grim side to the human condition in a manner that
    eschews heroism and sympathy, tearing apart a broken man for 135 painful
    minutes, inspecting every last arrogant act of self-destruction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Wreck-It Ralph

    WRECK-IT RALPH Qbert

    Walt Disney Animation is targeting a very specific demographic with
    “Wreck-It Ralph,” though the feature spends most of its run time
    attempting to prove its worth to all ages. Despite its splendid
    animation, with gorgeous colors and touchable details, “Wreck-It Ralph”
    is going to be appreciated as a video game valentine, working to shower a
    little love on the arcade culture of the past. Perhaps the younger set
    won’t fully understand why their moviegoing guardians are laughing at
    secret code jokes involving a Nintendo controller or going all giddy at
    the sight of Q*bert, but they’ll still have fun with these vibrant
    antics, packaged into a lively adventure with sizable laughs, a
    delicious pour of nostalgia, and surprisingly emotive voice work. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Sessions

    SESSIONS John Hawkes

    “The Sessions” approaches an unusual story with a healthy sense of
    humor, a commitment to the comfort of faith, and a surprisingly adult
    appreciation of sex. While it may resemble yet another Oscar-bait
    melodrama boasting fiery performances and a powerful message, “The
    Sessions” plays largely low-key, working to create a human portrait of a
    physically challenged man hoping to find a little bedroom adventure
    before his time expires. Although the story seems like a rich
    opportunity for crude shenanigans, the movie is unexpectedly blunt and
    warmly sympathetic, displaying a refreshing commitment to the tense
    nuances of a carnal odyssey before its eventual slide into overcooked
    dramatics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Girl

    GIRL Toby Jones

    Director Alfred Hitchcock built an entire career out of obsessive
    control, from his unparalleled filmmaking skills to his pop culture
    persona, creating a literal silhouette that promised a specialized
    offering of entertainment ahead. Hitchcock the legend is the stuff of
    books, documentaries, and conversation. Hitchcock the man is another
    story, rarely discussed throughout the years, with the sordid details of
    his work ethic kept to a dull roar while cineastes celebrated his
    cinematic achievements. 2012 welcomes two pictures endeavoring to expose
    the helmer’s unsavory side, with November’s “Hitchcock” and “The Girl,”
    a most peculiar HBO production that really rakes the icon over the
    coals, and perhaps deservedly so. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Vamps

    VAMPS Alicia Silverstone

    “Vamps” certainly earns points for trying. It’s encouraging to see
    writer/director Amy Heckerling this creatively animated again, after her
    last two features, 2000’s “Loser” and 2007’s “I Could Never Be Your
    Woman” were colossal failures, suggesting an onset of lethargy for a
    filmmaker who made her name with such spunky hits as “Clueless,” “Fast
    Times at Ridgemont High,” and “Look Who’s Talking.” Heckerling goes for
    broke with “Vamps,” blending an anti-technology rant with a romantic
    comedy about monsters, tossing in some flashes of horror and reverence
    for classic cinema for good measure. It’s all over the place and in dire
    need of an unbreakable funny bone, but I admire the movie’s pluck,
    finding “Vamps” always aiming to please despite some rather severe
    limitations in the screenwriting department. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fire with Fire

    FIRE WITH FIRE Josh Duhamel

    “Fire with Fire” is a vigilante tale with a butch title (though
    filmgoers of a certain age will undoubtedly recall a 1986 Virginia
    Madsen picture of the same name and its screechy Wild Blue theme song),
    though nothing especially harsh occurs during the movie. Attracting a
    wide range of talent and celebrity, the effort has the goods to
    transform into an unrelenting machine of thrills, smacking the audience
    around with displays of intimidation and bloodthirsty revenge. The
    actual feature spends much of its run time in neutral with actors either
    unprepared for the demands of the subgenre or locked in paycheck mode,
    stiffly working through tepid dialogue, tedious procedural events, and
    dull romantic yearnings. There’s potential here for the taking, but
    nobody in the production seems all that inspired to kick “Fire with
    Fire” into overdrive. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com