Minnie Driver has always struck me as a freshly animated, appealing
actress with an interesting range and askew emotional sensitivity that’s
helped her to stand out in a crowded field of competition. She hasn’t
enjoyed a substantial film role in quite some time, perhaps dating back
to 2003’s “Owning Mahowny,” which makes her latest movie, the English
picture “Hunky Dory,” something special even if the overall effort isn’t
remarkable. An amiable endeavor boasting a soundtrack of rock hits from
the 1970s, “Hunky Dory” has a spark that never catches fire, leaving
the bulk of its personality up to Driver and her interesting take on the
often strange moods of this coming-of-age musical drama. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Hunky Dory
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Film Review – The Comedy
“The Comedy” is a misleading title, especially with deadpan
extraordinaire Tim Heidecker in the lead role, while regular
co-conspirator Eric Wareheim pops up in the supporting cast. Those
expecting something along the lines of “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great
Job!” are going to be in for a rude awakening, with “The Comedy” more
of a bleak character study about a specific type of person: the sweaty,
bearded Brooklyn hipster. Laughs are nil in this extended staring
contest, finding director Rick Alverson more consumed with exhaustive
nothingness, punctuated with a few genuine scenes of behavioral study.
It’s a long, painful sit that claws at interpretational ambition, but
only nails the rare moment of enlightenment, wasting 90 minutes of
screentime to acquire about 15 minutes worth of substance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Love, Wedding, Marriage
Dermot Mulroney seems like a very capable filmmaking professional. As an
actor, he's been involved with a few challenging, thought-provoking
pictures ("Zodiac," "About Schmidt," "Longtime Companion") to help
counterbalance the studio fluff ("My Best Friend's Wedding," "Big
Miracle"), building a filmography that's not especially impressive, but
consistently interesting, with varied performances to match. "Love,
Wedding, Marriage" is Mulroney's directorial debut, which typically
promises a least a modicum of creative control, spending time calling
the shots, shaping a picture with a sense of purpose. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – ABBA: The Movie
I'm not exactly sure what "ABBA: The Movie" was originally intended to
be when director Lasse Hallstrom first climbed aboard the production,
but what he ultimately constructed out of a 10-city Australian tour in
1977 is something that not only captures the band at the peak of their
popularity and musical creativity, but isolates the swirl of hysteria
that greeted the group inside the one area of the world that treated
their presence like a coronation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – A Little Bit of Heaven
Kate Hudson has become the poster girl for particularly lazy romantic
comedies, spending nearly her entire career in the genre with efforts
such as "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," "Something Borrowed," and "Alex
& Emma." "A Little Bit of Heaven" is her most grotesque production
to date, merging googly eyes with colon cancer in a stunningly tasteless
picture that's made up entirely of cheap sentiment and wretched
direction. Turning on her high beams of charm, Hudson tap dances madly
through this movie, trying to remain as effervescent as possible with a
script that does a great disservice to the trials of cancer and the game
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Blu-ray Review – Chernobyl Diaries
I'm thinking Wes Craven should go ahead and contact his lawyer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning
Comparing 1992’s “Universal Soldier” to 2012’s “Universal Soldier: Day
of Reckoning” is impossible at this point, with the franchise far
removed from its original intent, despite the continued participation of
stars Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. The latest round in the
UniSol saga (the sixth film in the tattered franchise) is its darkest
yet, digging into psychosis and severe examples of violence to secure a
doomsday atmosphere for the story. Co-writer/director John Hyams aims to
bring a “Heart of Darkness” overlay to the proceedings, which is an
inspired choice, especially for a movie series that once prided itself
on summertime popcorn escapism. Now it just wants to scare the bejesus
out of the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Bay
The found-footage experience has been a young man’s game in recent
years, allowing hungry filmmakers a chance to tell a horror story on a
shoestring budget, using the trendy subgenre to establish themselves.
Enter Barry Levinson, the 70-year-old director of such hits as “Rain
Man” and “The Natural,” who summons his years of experience and mature
tastes to construct “The Bay,” a genuinely frightening production that’s
easily the strongest, most plausible found-footage feature to date.
Blending real-world environmental woes with a few wicked jolts of gore
and public panic, Levinson cuts through the unrelenting nonsense that
plagues so many of these efforts, preying on everyday fears to fashion a
terror tale that slips right under the skin. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Details
“The Details” marks a return to the screen for star Tobey Maguire, who’s
only been seen in two pictures since the 2007 release of “Spider-Man
3.” The feature also welcomes writer/director Jacob Aaron Estes back to
filmmaking, with his absence dating all the way to 2004’s muddled drama,
“Mean Creek.” This distance between productions is felt in “The
Details,” with its star and helmer feeling a little rusty, attempting to
conquer impossibly dark material with a semi-comedic spin, finding
themselves off-balance more often than not. There are a few highlights
worth a look and an accomplished supporting cast to ease the oddity
along, yet “The Details” doesn’t add up to much despite its rather
elaborate design of misery. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Pusher
The opening of “Pusher” swiftly runs through a visual identification of
the main players as though the audience is already familiar with this
group of strippers, drug dealers, and goons. And maybe they are, with
the film a remake of a 1996 Danish production that launched the career
of director Nicolas Winding Refn. However, that’s unlikely, with the
introductory greeting perhaps the last true understanding of character
in this empty calorie viewing experience. There’s anxiety to spare with
this heated story of criminal survival, yet director Luis Prieto treats
the experience like a music video, with superfluous visual ornamentation
getting in the way of gritty suspense. “Pusher” is a sound and light
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Film Review – Stolen
It’s easy to blame Nicolas Cage for his horrible career choices as of
late, especially when so many of them seem driven primarily by monetary
woes, with script quality and directorial competence secondary concerns
to the lure of the almighty paycheck. However, with “Stolen,” Cage is
one of the few bright spots in an otherwise offensively dopey thriller,
powering through the motions with a little of the old Cage spitfire
while the rest of the production relies on violence to make its blunt
points. “Stolen” is junk but it’s intermittently amusing junk, best when
locked in demolition derby mode, while Cage attempts to jazz up the
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Film Review – Nature Calls
“Nature Calls” hopes to make its audience intentionally uncomfortable,
but it’s the unintentional uneasiness concerning certain elements of the
picture that immediately jump into view. Released during a time when
accusations of pedophilia share headlines with the Boy Scouts brand name
certainly doesn’t improve the feature’s comedic aspirations, while the
late Patrice O’ Neal takes on an eerie supporting role, playing a
frustrated father out to prove to his son that he’s not dead. Granted,
filmmaker Todd Rohal can’t be blamed for the movie’s unfortunate timing,
but he’s perfectly culpable for a crummy screenplay and tuneless
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Film Review – Skyfall
The first shot of “Skyfall” is an unfocused image of James Bond
approaching the camera. It’s a disorienting view, almost alien in
appearance, yet it serves a perfectly appropriate purpose for the spy
series as it struts into its 50th year of existence, displaying the
character as the stranger that was left at the climax of 2008’s abysmal
entry, “Quantum of Solace.” As actor Daniel Craig walks into view, we
finally see Bond as he should be: suave, secure, and ready for action.
“Skyfall” is a glorious return to form for a franchise that’s struggled
to develop its identity since its beefy star took over in 2006, feeling
ready to take on traditional 007 attributes while advancing the latest
Bond’s firm position as a blunt instrument in a triumphantly rock ‘em,
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Film Review – Miami Connection
Cult films are a difficult thing to force on audiences. Typically,
cinematic junk needs time to cure in obscurity, developing a fringe
appreciation before widespread acceptance arrives, along with all the
necessary media attention. “Miami Connection” isn’t a DOA offering
that’s been basting in the juices of bad moviedom for decades now, it’s a
harmless, clueless 1987 Floridian production that’s been recently
plucked out of obscurity, paraded around on a brief theatrical tour so
film geeks and students of schlock can point and laugh at its awfulness,
developing a new midnight movie secret language. There’s no doubt that
“Miami Connection” is awful, but a celebratory, gut-bustin’ awful? Not
exactly. In fact, you might walk away feeling sorry for the amateurs who
pieced this effort together 25 years ago, with their collective mistake
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Blu-ray Review – Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta
Although it seems strange to commit this thought to the page, it appears
the "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" saga is improving as it motors along, now
firmly ensconced in DTV mode. Please contain your eye-rolls, I'm not
comparing this talking animal franchise to "The Godfather," but as a
harmless family film diversion with an emphasis on good-natured
adventures, mild screenwriting, and accelerated colors, the producers
are heading in the right direction, reducing the scale of these efforts
as they go. The original 2008 picture was all-around awful, yet the 2011
sequel and now "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta" have
developed a modest personality, keeping the antics on an approachable
level of mischief and domestic concern, free of a theatrical release
burden that once plagued the creative credits. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – A Christmas Story 2
It’s not as though the works of Jean Shepherd have been refused numerous
radio, television, and movie interpretations over the years, but
submitting a direct sequel to the holiday perennial “A Christmas Story”
almost 30 years after its initial theatrical release? That seems like a
foolish idea, or perhaps an act of loathsome corporate teat-yanking with
a cinematic gem. Indeed, we are now faced with a follow-up to a bona
fide classic, and it happens to be the most environmentally conscious
feature I’ve come into contact with, unafraid to brazenly recycle
anything and everything about the 1983 film, hoping to entice a new
generation of Ralphie admirers. Shamelessly derivative and plasticized,
“A Christmas Story 2” will only have you wondering why you’re not
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Film Review – The Man with the Iron Fists
I’m delighted that the RZA received an opportunity to create a valentine
to the fantastical kung fu films he enjoyed as a boy, a passion that’s
carried throughout his entire life. However, the RZA isn’t an actor, a
screenwriter, or a director, making his debut feature as a
triple-threat, “The Man with the Iron Fists,” an exceedingly leaden
picture, displaying a lack of finesse with seemingly obvious moviemaking
elements. Glacial, stitched together with hopes and dreams, and
submitting dreary action choreography and cinematography, “Iron Fists”
makes plenty of lousy creative decisions as it unfolds. However, its
most unpardonable sin is one of camp, treating the material with a
pronounced silliness that undermines all this supposedly hardcore
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Film Review – Flight
Robert Zemeckis took a detour in his directorial career in 2004,
electing to build a motion capture industry with the Christmas fable,
“The Polar Express.” “Beowulf” and “A Christmas Carol” followed soon
after, and it seemed that the man behind “Back to the Future,” “Forrest
Gump,” and “Cast Away” would never return to the realm of live-action
moviemaking. Although I was a huge admirer of the ambitious mo-cap
movement, “Flight” is first effort from Zemeckis with a distinctly human
touch in 12 years, and I missed this side of the helmer. Of course,
“Flight” is the complete opposite of a computer animated romp,
investigating a grim side to the human condition in a manner that
eschews heroism and sympathy, tearing apart a broken man for 135 painful
minutes, inspecting every last arrogant act of self-destruction. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















