• UHD 4K Review – Phase IV

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    In Hollywood history, Saul Bass is a legend. A graphic designer of immense talent, Bass created striking marketing imagery and main title sequences, evolving into a visual consultant, including iconic work on Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho." As a feature-length filmmaker, Bass's career only lasted for a short amount of time. 1974's "Phase IV" represents his one and only big screen endeavor, working with screenwriter Mayo Simon on a picture that combines the terror of an animal attack effort with the nebulous sci-fi touches of Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey." "Phase IV" is a stunning visual experience, filled with all sorts of Bass-isms and intense insect cinematography (by Ken Middleham). As a story filled with dread and mystery, the movie is much less successful, with Bass's slow-burn approach to a rising threat of unknown intent failing to generate much in the way of suspense or even horror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • UHD 4K Review – Goin’ South

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    1978's "Goin' South" represents the last gasp of the 1970s for Jack Nicholson. It was a decade that solidified his reputation as a quality actor and electrifying screen presence, building a resume with achievements such as "The Last Detail," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," and "Chinatown." Nicholson was riding high, using his industry reputation to mount another directorial offering, following up his time on 1971's "Drive, He Said." "Goin' South" returns Nicholson to the realm of western entertainment, recently participating in a genre outing in 1976's "The Missouri Breaks." He takes control of the endeavor, working with four screenwriters (including Charles Shyer, who contributed to "Smokey and the Bandit" and would go on to make audience-pleasers with his then-wife, Nancy Meyers) to explore some relationship messiness in the Old West. The feature is often indescribable, supplying such a slack screen energy, it also seems like Nicholson just filmed rehearsals and moved on. Elements of story do occasionally surface, and the cast is strong, with everyone seemingly on their own to generate a little chaos for Nicholson. It's a playtime movie for the professionals, but only offers limited satisfaction for viewers, tasked with making sense of the writing's many moods and short attention span. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Last Slumber Party

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    My first exposure to 1988's "The Last Slumber Party" was ten years ago, when the team at Rifftrax added the feature to their catalog of comedy. The movie was a perfect fit for mockery, finding director Stephen Tyler's general inability to assemble a film inspiring perhaps one of the most consistently hilarious offerings in the company's history. And now, in 2024, a rewatch "The Last Slumber Party" has to happen, only this time without jesting, facing the goofiness and technical limitations of the endeavor sans help from trained riff professionals. With this picture, all the extra goofing around helps, as Tyler looks to add to the tradition of slasher cinema, only he can't master any of the technical challenges facing him. It's a long 72 minutes with unlikable characters and production blunders, while suspense is not present in this amateurish genre exercise. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Out of Darkness

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    We don't get many stone age stories on screen these days, giving "Out of Darkness" a bit of distinction as the production examines struggles from long ago, back when the Earth carried tremendous mystery and its inhabitants were fighting to understand their place in the world order. Though listed as a horror film, the endeavor isn't really built to generate scares. Director Andrew Cumming goes intensely atmospheric instead, attempting to put the audience in the middle of a tribal fight for survival, where the characters are surrounded by pure darkness and unknown predators. "Out of Darkness" isn't a thrilling sit, as Cumming takes his time with the effort, occasionally getting lost in his own moviemaking vision. But there are layers of storytelling in Ruth Greenberg's screenplay that hold attention, creating a suspenseful study of feral behavior and survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cuckoo

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    In 2018, writer/director Tilman Singer received the career boost of a lifetime when his thesis film, “Luz,” was picked up for distribution. It was a small-scale brain-bleeder with some effective scenes, but clearly lacked dramatic meat, becoming more appreciable for its style and mood. Singer returns with “Cuckoo,” and he’s a little more prepared to deliver a full story for viewers, at least ones willing to follow along with the overall strangeness and initial stillness of the endeavor. Much like “Luz,” “Cuckoo” is a bit out there and in no hurry to get where it’s going, but the destination is intriguing, and Tillman does well with atmosphere, providing a few artfully crafted freak-out sequences. He also has a cast invested in exploring physical and mental distress, with actress Hunter Schafer going full-body with her depiction of a young character experiencing a complete dismantling of her reality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Borderlands

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    “Borderlands” hasn’t enjoyed an easy ride to a theatrical release. Production began three years ago under the direction of Eli Roth, who was eventually replaced during numerous reshoots working to make the endeavor more appealing to the masses. The screenplay (by Roth and Joe Crombie) is an adaptation of a video game series that began in 2009, making any cinematic representation tricky as console adventures don’t easily translate to the screen. For “Borderlands,” Roth (who remains the credited helmer) selects noisiness as his inspiration, looking to merge “Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Star Wars” in a large-scale sci-fi action comedy that always seems to be struggling to come together. It’s not dull, but “Borderlands” can be overkill at times, and its sense of humor flatlines almost immediately. There’s star Cate Blanchett in bruiser mode, which has its appeal, but little else works in this misfire. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – It Ends with Us

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    “It Ends with Us” is an adaptation of a 2016 best-selling book by Colleen Hoover, which takes on the delicate subject of domestic abuse, wrapping horror in the warmth of romantic experiences. Director/co-star Justin Baldoni (“Clouds,” “Five Feet Apart”) hopes to sell iffy escapism to viewers, approaching the material (scripted by Christy Hall, “Daddio”) as a lesson on empowering behavior in the middle of traumatic events. It’s such a bizarre cocktail of messages and tones to begin with, leaving Baldoni to attempt to realize a literary event without truly touching on the dangers facing the main character, who should embark on a profound psychological journey. In the movie, she doesn’t, with the production turning the whole thing into a fashion show at times, while the violence at the core of the story is transformed into a game of reality, cheapening the very real stakes spousal abuse creates for those trapped in a dire situation of survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – One Fast Move

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    Writer/director Kelly Blatz (“Senior Love Triangle”) looks to do something a bit grittier with “Rocky” formula in “One Fast Move.” Instead of boxing, the movie welcomes viewers into the world of motorcycle racing, where tensions run nearly as hot as the vehicles, especially for a young man in need of a trainer and a father figure while working on his underdog status. Blatz is trying to offer a bit more in the way of characterization with the endeavor, keeping things human for at least the first half. “One Fast Move” eventually succumbs to formula and tired writing, with the helmer giving up on pushing through some complicated relationships, which would make the overall effort more unique. A few scenes manage to connect on an emotional level, but the rest of the feature fails to be meaningful as Blatz goes déjà vu with the structure of a sports film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Duchess

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    Director Neil Marshall has spent the last four years of his career trying to turn his romantic partner, Charlotte Kirk, into a movie star. The pair have previously collaborated on “The Reckoning” and “The Lair,” two dreadful films, and they return with “Duchess,” also claiming credit for the screenplay. Unlike their previous endeavors, the new offering isn’t a horror experience, but a criminal one instead, with the couple going the Guy Ritchie route with yet another study of British gangsters getting caught up in underworld power plays that require brute force to break. “Duchess” isn’t an inspired intimidation game, and, once again, Kirk can’t carry the picture, offering flat work in the central role of a woman going to extremes while seeking revenge on those who killed her crook of a boyfriend. Marshall has nothing much to offer, relying on cliché and shots of a half-naked Kirk to make it through the lifeless feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Mouse Trap

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    As it goes in the world of horror, when one movie becomes a surprise hit, or merely eeks out a small profit, other productions soon follow. In 2023, the producers behind “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” elected to take advantage of the treasured character’s entry into the public domain, turning the lovable bear into a mass murderer. The feature was awful, but it attracted attention, and with cult interest came a little box office hustle. Now there’s “The Mouse Trap,” with director Jamie Bailey (“What Lurks Beneath,” “Deinfluencer”) and screenwriter Simon Phillips out to do something hostile with Mickey Mouse’s addition to public domain usage, working with “Steamboat Willie” imagery to generate a slasher film involving a collection of clueless young characters and their battle against a man in a mouse mask. It’s “Blood and Honey” all over again, with limited effort put into the final production, which is caught between becoming one big goof and one colossal bore. “The Mouse Trap” merely exists to collect a quick buck from the curious. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Running on Empty

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    “Running on Empty” creates an alternate reality where citizens are offered a chance to know the date of their own deaths. It’s a miracle of science, giving those invested in the information an opportunity to understand exactly when the sands run out, permitting a chance for a new sense of life to develop. Writer/director Daniel Andre has an idea worth developing here, examining the strange psychological areas created from this awareness of mortality, and how the limitations of the future impact a character not ready to deal with his final moments. Instead of a fascinating understanding of behavior and reaction, Andre delivers a movie about a young man trying to avoid a vicious pimp out to extort money from him that he doesn’t have. “Running on Empty” goes the wrong way with ideas, eschewing dramatic opportunity to become another weak, R-rated comedy that doesn’t have any laughs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Crow: Salvation

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    Who knows what would've happened to 1994's "The Crow" if there wasn't controversy and tragedy attached to it. The feature was a success, largely driven by ticket-buyers curious to see Brandon Lee in his final film role and how the production was going to deal with such a loss, especially when the material remains inherently violent and grim. "The Crow" worked as a stylish offering of doom and revenge, and Lee was incredible in it, but instead of walking away from a horrible situation, producers made the decision to keep going, with plenty of money still to be collected from the brand name. 2000's "The Crow: Salvation" is the third installment of the series, coming after 1996's "The Crow: City of Angels" (a sequel that has its fans, but I'm not one of them) and "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven," a television series that elected to develop the events of the 1994 offering. At this point, there was little left to say when it comes to all things "Crow," but try telling that to the moneymen, who attempt to sustain the "love is forever" theme for a picture that has no energy and personality, merely existing to keep an I.P. alive with a thoroughly uninspired endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Black Cat 2

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    1991's "Black Cat" was a Hong Kong production looking to replicate the plot and action intensity of Luc Besson's "La Femme Nikita." 1992's "Black Cat 2" gives up on that plan, instead aiming to be more of a "Terminator" riff as the eponymous character returns to duty, this time implanted with a different chip offering upgraded technology. Director Stephen Shin also comes back to helm the feature, once again more consumed with cooking up wild stunt sequences than dealing with the basics in storytelling. "Black Cat 2" is a step down in quality for the series, but it's not without some charms, including a little enjoyable brutality found during the run time, and the final minutes of the picture are positively bonkers. It's not always a complete endeavor, but it still packs a punch for what appears to be a quickie production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Black Cat

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    In 1990, Luc Besson's "La Femme Nikita" managed to bewitch an international audience with its outstanding mix of deep feelings and furious action. The movie successfully refreshed the ways of assassin cinema, resulting in Besson's finest picture, which launched many copycats and a few remakes (including 1993's "Point of No Return" with Bridget Fonda). "Black Cat" is an unofficial do-over, with the Hong Kong production helping itself to the basics of Besson's endeavor, focusing on stunt activity as star Jade Leung delivers a monumentally physical performance. Director Stephen Shin attempts emotionality, but that's not the ultimate point of "Black Cat," which often resembles a theme park stunt show, with the production making sure the feature is on the move for most of its run time, inflicting all kinds of damage on the lead character as she develops into a highly trained killer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Rebel

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    A directing duo, Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah were once Belgium-born filmmakers making small movies for local audiences. They were eventually brought to Hollywood, tasked to do something with "Bad Boys for Life" after the troubled production had difficulty getting off the ground. The pair created a hit, and the industry asked for more, with El Arbi and Fallah soon put in charge of the superhero picture, "Batgirl," which was eventually shelved due to reasons that will probably never be crystal clear. The helmers are back in business with another "Bad Boys" sequel for this summer, but before they return to big-budget extravaganzas, they revive their indie spirit with "Rebel." Taking on the psychological and physical destruction of Syrian warfare, El Arbi and Fallah (who also co-script with Kevin Meul and Jan van Dyck) make a deeply personal feature that explores the horrors of Islamic State and the influence of radicalization in Europe, mixing raw emotions with unexpected blasts of artful expression that keeps viewers invested in material that would otherwise be extraordinarily difficult to watch. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie

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    “Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie” is a spin-off endeavor from the world of “SpongeBob SquarePants.” The goofy yellow sponge was last seen on-screen in 2020’s “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run,” a lackluster effort that definitely showed franchise fatigue. The beloved character is back, but he’s in a supporting role this time around, with “Saving Bikini Bottom” focusing on Sandy Cheeks and her brand of adventure, taking the series to the heart of Texas for some dry land shenanigans. Never fear, the whole Bikini Bottom gang is here, albeit in small roles, but some of the old “SpongeBob SquarePants” flavoring is present in the feature. Just not enough of it, as director Liza Johnson (“Hateship Loveship,” “Elvis & Nixon”) makes a perfectly acceptable diversion with the film, but it’s far from remarkable or even hilarious, showing reliance on aggressive cartoon action that wears out its welcome long before the picture concludes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Trap

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    It only takes a few scenes before realization sets in that the thriller “Trap” isn’t out to be Hitchcockian with its level of suspense and surprises. It’s the latest from writer/director M. Night Shyamalan, and he’s determined to keep the feature, well…Shyamalan-ian. After exploring the mysteries of a deadly beach in “Old” and taking on the end of the world in “Knock at the Cabin,” the helmer remains in contained mode with “Trap,” which is partially set inside an arena concert. It’s a cat and mouse game around a giant concrete maze, and there’s tremendous potential in the idea, watching a serial killer use his wits to stay out of police custody while plans form to capture him. For the first 50 minutes, Shyamalan makes some effort to hold audience attention with the location and the stakes, but he can’t bring the premise all the way to a satisfying conclusion, gleefully going absurd with the ending to this disappointing film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Harold and the Purple Crayon

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    “Harold and the Purple Crayon” began life as a children’s book in 1955, with author Crockett Johnson looking to shape a magical adventure of imagination and curiosity for young readers. The work turned into a major success, with generations discovering Harold’s way with creativity. It’s 64 pages of literary goodness, and cinematic and television adaptations have been produced over the years, but “Harold and the Purple Crayon” is now handed a big Hollywood interpretation from director Carlos Saldanha (“Ferdinand,” “Rio,” “Ice Age: The Meltdown”), who merges animation and live action for his take on childlike wonder. Saldanha has some accomplished visual effects to help bring the material to life, but the rest of the film is a formulaic, unfunny bore, with all the spark of Johnson’s original creation turned into a lifeless, charmless viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Instigators

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    Director Doug Liman makes movies quickly, with “The Instigators” his second feature of 2024. The first was the “Road House” remake that launched last spring, with the helmer struggling to make something slightly silly and mostly rough with the project, failing to revive the simple pleasures of the 1989 picture. Liman’s in a similar position with “The Instigators,” which also looks to deliver some punchiness with action and humor, with screenwriters Casey Affleck and Chuck MacLean straining to add some emotional layers to the effort as well. It’s a shot of reality in a film that never really settles with tone or humor, becoming scattershot as Liman tries to land the story as something of dramatic value. It’s an uphill battle for the cast and crew, who look to craft a wild ride with prickly personalities and crime world threats, but the helmer’s heart just isn’t in the work, making for a frustratingly mediocre viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Detained

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    Co-writer/director Felipe Mucci is attempting to be surprising with “Detained,” which hopes to become a sneaky thriller loaded with suspicious characters and secret motivations. It’s a low-budget affair, rarely leaving a single setting, putting pressure on the screenplay (co-written by Jeremy Palmer) to bring viewers on a ride involving a woman’s night inside a police station, dealing with accusations of murder and the blurriness of her reality. “Detained” struggles a bit with turns of plot, but Mucci has a destination in mind with the material, working to give the production some teeth as it gradually grows comfortable with ruthlessness to inspire reactions from the player in this dangerous game. It’s not a sharp puzzler, but when it comes to moments of shock and intimidation, the effort offers a little more danger than most B-movies. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com