• Film Review – Unfrosted

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    In 2007, stand-up comic and television star Jerry Seinfeld decided to try his luck in the film business, overseeing the creation of “Bee Movie.” It was an odd offering of family entertainment, and rarely was it laugh-out-loud funny, remaining a curious creative choice. Seinfeld is back on screen with “Unfrosted,” reteaming with his “Bee Movie” writers (Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin) to make a farce out of breakfast food history, screwing around with the details concerning the development of Pop-Tarts. It’s a battle of industry titans, with the material attempting to turn the war between Kellogg’s and Post into a zany affair packed with cameos and visual reminders of the 1960s. And, again, rarely is it laugh-out-loud funny. Seinfeld takes a starring role in the endeavor, also directing “Unfrosted,” giving him almost full control of the picture, which tries hard to be wacky and snappy, but the silliness of it all is mostly mild. At least until it turns borderline tasteless. Much like the toaster pastries celebrated in the feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Tarot (2024)

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    Directors Spenser Cohen (co-writer of “Moonfall”) and Anna Halberg make their feature-length debut with “Tarot,” following a path of industry introduction traversed by many, going the low-budget horror route to generate a first impression. An adaptation of a 1992 YA novel (titled “Horrorscope”), the picture plays it safe to appeal to a teenage demographic, exploring the escalation of doom that arrives when a pack of college kids elect to mess around with a cursed tarot card deck. It’s slasher cinema working with a dull knife, but there are some technical achievements worth a look in the film, especially when more violent experiences arrive in the story. “Tarot” is very familiar, putting young people in peril, while supernatural forces provide Cohen and Halberg with opportunities to stage shock imagery and arrange sequences of torment. Seasoned genre vets will be well ahead of the endeavor, which is primarily meant to spook younger viewers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Fall Guy (2024)

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    David Leitch was once a stunt professional who managed to advance in the film industry. He became a director of action movies, with some quite appealing (“Deadpool 2” and “Atomic Blonde”), while others…were not (“Hobbs & Shaw,” “Bullet Train”). However, focus on physical activity is always central to his helming pursuits, and his latest, “The Fall Guy,” doesn’t deviate from this career plan, only the idea here is to celebrate the world of stunt performers, shining the spotlight on those who take a beating to help dazzle audiences. “The Fall Guy” takes its title and some ideas from a popular Lee Majors television show from the early 1980s, but Leitch and screenwriter Drew Pearce (“Iron Man 3,” “Hobbs & Shaw”) go their own way with the rest of the endeavor, which attempts to blend romance and roughness, desperate to remain lovable while stumbling through floppy dialogue exchanges and permissive performances. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Turtles All the Way Down

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    There was a short amount of time when Hollywood was extremely interested in making movies based on novels by author John Green. 2014’s “The Fault in Our Stars” and 2015’s “Paper Towns” attempted to charm young audiences with depictions of hard love and tough feelings, and box office was booming, promising more to come. Other projects came and went, but “Turtles All the Way Down” plays like a focused attempt to reclaim momentum with Green’s audience, with screenwriters Elizabeth Berger and Isaac Aptaker working to bring the 2017 book to the screen with emphasis on teen concerns and messy psychological issues. It’s a particularly itchy story to tell, dealing with the suffocating ways of obsessive-compulsive disorder and personal loss, and there’s a lot of ground to cover in just under two hours. Director Hannah Marks (“Don’t Make Me Go”) can’t get her arms completely around the material, especially in the final act, but she crafts an engaging study of relationships and fears, giving “Turtles All the Way Down” some sense of emotional urgency along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Mars Express

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    “Mars Express” is a French production from co-writer/director Jeremie Perin, who brings viewers into a future where the line between robot and human has been blurred. The feature is a low-budget endeavor with big creativity driving it, delivering a sci-fi tale of extinction with neo-noir elements, giving the detective story routine a different spin. Perin is attentive to the needs of his audience, keeping the picture active with futureworld sights and periodic blasts of action. However, there’s a human core to the film which is most impressive, as Perin and co-writer Laurent Sarfati aim to generate a deeper understanding of emotional ties with complex characters. Such attention to detail really helps “Mars Express” achieve dramatic satisfaction and land a few surprises along the way, making for a more meaningful sit, though the sleek visuals also have their tremendous appeal as well. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Idea of You

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    There’s been some suggestion that Robinne Lee’s 2017 novel, “The Idea of You,” is actually fan fiction detailing an obsession with the boy band One Direction, with particular attention on member Harry Styles. Lee’s denied this, but the premise has a certain focus that’s suspiciously specific, telling the tale of a 40-year-old woman falling into a torrid love affair with a 24-year-old singer who’s part of a music industry machine. Screenwriters Jennifer Westfeldt and Michael Showalter (who also directs) have a chance to turn fantasy into a more inviting reality with their adaptation, but they’re tasked with pleasing literary fans who enjoy getting lost in this type of material. It’s a mix of soap opera and deep feelings that’s not always balanced well by the writing, which delivers a little heat, but also cranks up the cringe at times, disrupting intended intimacy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz

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    1974's "The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz" is an adaptation of a 1959 Mordecai Richler novel, and director Ted Kotcheff is certainly dedicated to the preservation of the literary experience, with Richler handing the screenplay himself. It's a layered study of ambition and self-preservation, daring to present unlikable characters doing unmistakably human things, creating a viewing experience as itchy as its eponymous character. There's a lot to work through in the feature, and there's definitely an expiration date with this story, but Kotcheff nails an opening hour of unfiltered desire from the players and the plot, creating an interesting journey of a hustler without game, struggling to assign himself importance by any means necessary. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

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    It's fitting that a bio-pic of "Weird Al" Yankovic doesn't contain a single authentically biographical moment from his life. "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" isn't out to deliver an honest overview of the subject's life and times, it's a "Funny or Die" co-production, presenting not just an exaggerated take on Yankovic's career, but a complete farce concerning the twists and turns of his existence. It's in the tradition of "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story," delivering a parody of bio-pics for the master of song parodies, turning his experiences into an operatic understanding of career determination and the intoxication of ego. "Weird" is often hilarious and always on the prowl for silly business, with director Eric Appel (who co-scripts with Yankovic) really going wild with this examination of one man's quest to win the world over with his accordion and love of wordplay, facing incredible odds against his success and physical threats from Pablo Escobar. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Kill Room

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    The worlds of art and crime connect in "The Kill Room," which is largely being promoted as a reunion for stars Uma Thurman and Samuel L. Jackson, who last acted together in 1994's "Pulp Fiction." A lot of time has passed since the release of the Quentin Tarantino film, but not everything has changed, as "The Kill Room" has Thurman portraying a rattled woman turning to drugs and dangerous men to keep herself distracted, while Jackson once again inhabits the part of an easily agitated, profane man caught up in a criminal situation that slips out of control. Slightly fatigued Tarantino- isms are certainly present in the screenplay by Jonathan Jacobson, intended or not, but the story launches with compelling oddity, highlighting the strange ways of art appreciation and manipulation, which is far more interesting than underworld entanglements that come to claim the effort's second half. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

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    The "Police Academy" film series was put to sleep after 1989's "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" failed to entice practically anyone into theaters to keep up with the kooky cops. For producer Paul Maslansky, death was only the beginning, working to launch "Police Academy" as a live-action television show, an animated program, a theme park stunt experience, and there was even a short-lived toy line to keep the brand name alive. Sensing a shot to revive the franchise with another theatrical endeavor, Maslansky assembles 1994's "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," sensing the exotic nature of a picture set in Russia, and actually shot there, might be enough to capture audience attention. He's wrong, and while using Russia as a backdrop for American police shenanigans is certainly different, there's absolutely nothing in "Mission to Moscow" that's fresh, interesting, or entertaining. It's a chore to sit through, almost playing like a parody of a "Police Academy" production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Humane

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    One has to wonder what the holidays are like in the Cronenberg household. Iconic director David Cronenberg has generated a family business with his offspring, as son Brandon has helmed three pictures (including 2023’s “Infinity Pool”), and now daughter Caitlin makes her feature-length directorial debut with “Humane,” building on her celebrated photography career. Keeping up with her father and brother, Caitlin offers her own slice of doom with the endeavor, which follows the events of a special family gathering during the ecological collapse of Earth, studying relationships and hostilities while facing an impossible time of decision and accusation. “Humane” is a dark comedy, a funny one at times, and Cronenberg shows skill with performances and tone, going to some rather bleak places cooked up by screenwriter Michael Sparaga. It’s a bizarre film, but one that holds attention with its sinister sense of humor and authentic sense of sibling resentment, which launches a most askew thriller. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Unsung Hero

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    “Unsung Hero” is a movie produced by the Christian group For King & Country, with singer Joel Smallbone taking co-writing and co-directing credits, also starring in the feature, playing his own father. And yet, the endeavor is not about the formation of For King & Country. The material attempts to provide an origin story for the whole Smallbone gang, with the Australian family’s move to America in 1991 used as the plot for the picture, which is primarily about the development of singer Rebecca Smallbone (a.k.a. Rebecca St. James). “Unsung Hero” is a faith-based effort, with the celebration of God important to the production, but Smallbone and co-writer/co-helmer Richard Ramsey are also interested in making a commercial for Smallbone family projects. The film is labeled a “true story,” but all the rough edges of life have been sanded down, with the writing unwilling to supply the target demographic with a more substantial understanding of sacrifice and faith. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Breathe (2024)

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    The future is dire in “Breathe.” Screenwriter Doug Simon creates a dystopian tomorrow using all the cliches of B-movies from today, delivering a climate disaster drama that takes place around a single bunker, populated with irritable characters dealing with issues of life and death. The material is small in scale despite a plot that deals with the destruction of Earth, finding Simon trying to use a series of confrontations as a way to increase suspense. He’s also crafting a family drama, hoping to make the whole thing a little more human. Intentions are clear, but the execution of “Breathe” is dismal at times, with director Stefon Bristol (2019’s “See You Yesterday”) offering a clumsy drama that’s limply performed by the cast. Thriller elements are even more unappealing, finding suspense nonexistent in this study of relationships and survival, which always struggles to land emotional beats and generate heated moments of conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Boy Kills World

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    “Boy Kills World” apparently began life as a short film, co-created by Moritz Mohr. He’s been handed an opportunity to develop the effort, with screenwriters Tyler Burton Smith (2019’s “Child’s Play” remake) and Arend Remmers creating a feature-length take on the concept, which follows a deaf and mute young man as he undertakes the challenge of vengeance against a crime family with plenty of protection. It’s the stuff of simple cinema, and perhaps it once was. However, the new “Boy Kills World” feels the need to fatten its plot with needless complication, trying to offer viewers an epic study of revenge instead of merely remaining a hyperactive action endeavor. Mohr creates a confusing viewing experience along the way, with the general sugar-rush tone of the opening hour eventually traded for a heavier, slower study of family pain, making for a disappointingly uneven movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Suze

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    Co-writer/directors Dane Clark and Linsey Stewart look to offer a human touch to the comedy “Suze.” The material examines the bizarre relationship between a mother and her daughter’s ex-boyfriend as they’re brought together by the strange ways of fate. While the premise is something out of a sitcom, Clark and Stewart don’t take the bait, endeavoring to make the tale as real as possible while still providing some laughs and interesting challenges to relationships. The real power of the movie is found in its cast, with lead Michaela Watkins offering career-best work in the feature, which asks her to play a variety of emotions as a mother caught up in the ways of parental obsession and physical changes. Watkins is outstanding, joined by co-star Charlie Gillespie, with the pair gracefully realizing the delicate ways of “Suze,” which does very well staying grounded and hitting periodic beats of hilarity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Half Baked: Totally High

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    1998’s “Half Baked” would never be mistaken for a grand achievement in moviemaking, but the stoner comedy did things right when it came to assembling bits of nonsense to best entertain its intended audience. Silliness dominated the offering, with star Dave Chappelle putting his once-fresh comedic presence to good use for director Tamra Davis, who never pushed too hard when it came to plotting or character, simply content to make some brightly lit goofiness. 26 years later, there’s a sequel, “Half Baked: Totally High,” and there’s no way Universal Pictures is going to bring back Chappelle, electing to manufacture a cheap follow-up that essentially recycles the story from the first feature with a new cast of characters. Screenwriter Justin Hires (making his debut) and director Michael Tiddes (previously partnering with Marlon Wayans for several projects, including “A Haunted House” and “Fifty Shades of Black”) are facing an uphill battle with “Totally High,” but some effort would be appreciated. Instead we get this flaccid endeavor, which contains no laughs and looks oppressive, unable to revive the strange appeal of the original film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cash Out

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    The credited director on “Cash Out” is someone named “Ives.” This person has no previous credits and information about the helmer isn’t available. It’s certainly not impossible for someone to come out of nowhere to make a movie, and perhaps Ives is a lucky newcomer to the business, handed a feature with a known star (John Travolta) to manage. News reports suggest someone else made the picture, with a few stories mentioning Randall Emmett as the man behind the camera, with the infamous producer of crummy VOD thrillers returning to, well, generate another crummy thriller. The real creative force behind “Cash Out” is a mystery for now (Emmett’s mother does appear in the film), but the reality here is the general nothingness of the endeavor, which doesn’t have any action, sharp dialogue, or dense plotting. Instead, there’s argumentative behavior in a bank for 80 minutes, with screenwriters Dipo Oseni and Doug Richardson out to manufacture a puzzle of crime and punishment that’s not worth solving. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Infested

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    It’s a big year for killer spider pictures. A few weeks ago, there was “Sting,” which failed to conjure much in the way of horror or drama. Now there’s “Infested,” which heads to France to explore a chaotic outbreak of arachnids, with a collection of young characters trying to maintain their focus on survival as danger develops all around them inside an apartment building. Co-writer/director Sebastien Vanicek certainly has the opportunity to make a slick B-movie with creepy visuals, but he’s after a more human take on the creature feature, putting his time into generating reasonably deep characters with interesting emotional issues and conflicts. The effort is laudable, and while Vanicek can’t find a steady pace to “Infested,” he’s pursuing a sensitive tone to the slaughter, aiming to elevate the endeavor away from a straightforward fright film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Downtown Owl

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    “Downtown Owl” is based on a 2008 novel by Chuck Klosterman, who took 275 pages to realize his vision for conflict and quirk involving the residents of a tiny midwestern town. Screenwriter Hamish Linklater (who co-directs with Lily Rabe) only has 90 minutes of screen time to cover the complications of these relationships and the intensity of a few secrets. It’s not enough elbow room, leaving the feature an increasingly messy understanding of people and their problems. The endeavor tries to have some fun with eccentricity and local color, and “Downtown Owl” is at its most appealing when taking in the oddballs of the area, watching how the main character deals with her newfound position as a curiosity. It’s the rest of the picture that slowly falls apart, with Linklater struggling to manage personalities and motivations, gradually trading a story for psychological splatter that’s likely more interesting to the filmmakers than the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

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    1989's "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" returns the franchise to an urban setting after spending time in education (1986's "Back in Training," 1987's "Citizens on Patrol") and making its way to Florida (1988's "Assignment Miami Beach"). Perhaps producer Paul Maslansky is looking to cut costs for the fifth sequel of the series, as the picture largely remains smaller in scale while dealing with a more defined enemy. Screenwriter Stephen Curwick brings a mystery of sorts to the "Police Academy" saga, with "City Under Siege" pitting the cops against an unknown kingpin looking to do harm to the community. As with the last chapter, plot helps the cause, and director Peter Bonerz definitely has something approaching a vision for the feature, which has a beginning, middle, and end, and attempts to make some noise with physical comedy gags. Actual laughs are in short supply, but some effort is there to keep viewers interested in another round of policing mishaps and broad antics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com