• Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach

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    After spending the last two sequels on the Police Academy grounds, producer Paul Maslansky hopes to shake things up with a little fun and sun for "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach." Well, maybe not the fun part, but there's plenty of Floridian sights and sounds in the endeavor, which is the first without star Steve Guttenberg, making more room for the supporting cast to shine. Director Alan Myerson has a better grasp on slapstick for this installment, doing relatively well with physical comedy, but the screenplay by Stephen Curwick isn't rich with amusing antics. What the writing does contain is more of a storyline for the series, giving viewers something to follow as the production lines up the usual in pranks and humiliations, finding staleness generally holding back the merriment Myerson is looking to communicate. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

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    Following the lead of 1986's "Police Academy 3: Back in Training," 1987's "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol" hopes to maintain the slowly dwindling fan base by bringing back old faces. In this case, the film welcomes Lt. Harris back to the series after taking the last two sequels off, rewarding actor G.W. Bailey with an unexpected starring role in the endeavor, with the production using the frequently humiliated character as much as possible. It's nice to have Bailey back, but "Citizens on Patrol" isn't creatively reenergized by the change, with director Jim Drake and writer Gene Quintano basically extending the vibe of "Back in Training," serving up the same old antics and freak-outs as before, only here there's noticeable fatigue with the shenanigans, which works to make the viewing experience a drag at times. With so many characters and quirks, it's often bizarre to watch the production put very little effort into dreaming up wild events for the ensemble. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 3: Back in Training

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    1985's "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" was a quickie production, meant to cash-in on the raging success of 1984's "Police Academy," giving fans another shot of slapstick while they were still digesting the original endeavor. For producer Paul Maslansky, speed helped, and while "Their First Assignment" wasn't as big a hit as the first film, it managed to make a substantial amount of money on a limited budget, proving that quickness was preferable to quality. Once again, Maslansky slaps together a new adventure for the Class of '84 in 1986's "Police Academy 3: Back in Training," which was released 51 weeks after the first sequel, cementing a marketplace plan that would carry on for nearly the rest of the series. Recognizing that urban adventuring probably wasn't the true way to go with the premise, Maslansky, screenwriter Gene Quintano, and director Jerry Paris return to the essentials of tomfoolery with "Back in Training," which makes a noticeable effort to reinstate original characters and revive the "institution" atmosphere for the comedy, once again pushing weirdos through the law enforcement educational system. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

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    Part of the “Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver” viewing experience is trying to remember what happened in “Part One – A Child of Fire.” The first movie was released just five months ago, but it was a completely unremarkable endeavor, with co-writer/director Zack Snyder aiming to create his own version of “Star Wars,” only to end up with a laborious space opera filled with glum characters trying to impart personal history and paths of revenge in a hurry, while villainy was presented in cartoon fashion. “The Scargiver” isn’t a sequel, but a continuation of “A Child of Fire,” and it’s more of a war film, with most of the run time devoted to battle scenes and infiltration plans. It’s meant to be a grand, screen-bleeding payoff, but there was very little build-up to begin with, turning this picture into a noise machine with Snyder indulging all of his love for visual excess. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Abigail

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    Before they entered the “Scream” zone in 2022, making two sequels for the popular slasher franchise, director Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (a.k.a. Radio Silence) scored a minor success with 2019’s “Ready or Not.” The bloody take on hide and seek was a creative highlight for the helmers, who offered a somewhat fast and funny study of survival. Instead of taking a creative step forward after spending years in Ghostface Country, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are back with another small-scale battleground endeavor in “Abigail,” which, in many ways, resembles “Ready or Not.” Another offering of scary stuff and funny business, “Abigail” has more difficulty finding its tone, struggling with a weaker ensemble and editorial indecision, making for a longer sit with a fairly thin idea for a big screen bloodbath. It’s fun at times, with a charging opening act, but Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett don’t know when to quit with the effort, which slows down as it unfolds. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

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    I suspect something happened to Guy Ritchie after he completed work on 2019’s “Aladdin.” The Disney remake went on to become the highest grossing picture of his career, but Ritchie’s attitude and work ethic changed greatly after its release. He’s been on a tear recently, completing four movies in the last five years, and they’ve all been strong, enjoyable offerings, finding intended beats of humor and heart. “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” is Ritchie’s latest film, providing a fictionalized take on “Operation Postmaster,” a World War II event involving a secret mission to destroy Nazi U-boat supplies. Ritchie doesn’t go the History Channel route with the effort, choosing to resurrect a jaunty, hyper-violent “Inglourious Basterds”-style vibe to the feature, which delivers outstanding pace for the most part, and does well with its casting choices. “Ungentlemanly Warfare” is Ritchie playing to his strengths, but he’s alert here, bringing a spaghetti western atmosphere to a WWII endeavor, making for an energetic, enthralling ride. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sasquatch Sunset

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    David and Nathan Zellner make very strange movies. That’s what they’re known for, trying to bend and twist indie cinema expectations with their oddball takes on genres and performances. Over the last decade, they’ve made “Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter” and “Damsel,” and now they attempt to pull off perhaps their most divisive idea with “Sasquatch Sunset,” which is literally 90 minutes of watching a family of creatures navigate the world around them and the storms of behavior within. There is no dialogue, just grunting, and human characters are nowhere to be found, with the siblings concentrating on this semi-remake of “Bambi,” only here the seasons change and life goes on for bigfoots on the move in the big, beautiful world. There’s no recommending “Sasquatch Sunset,” with warnings more appropriate, as the Zellners really go for it here, trying to make something almost absurd with the picture, giving those willing to strap in a ride of strangeness that doesn’t come around much these days. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blood for Dust

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    In 2017, writer David Ebeltoft and director Rod Blackhurst collaborated on “Here Alone,” a zombie story with an incredibly sluggish pace, sucking all the tension out of the picture. The men reunite for “Blood for Dust,” which also seems hesitant to invest in any kind of heightened rhythm capable of embracing thriller cinema, but the duo are in much better shape this time around. They have an interesting story to share about mistakes and survival, detailing the concern of a man who can’t seem to keep out of criminal activity while on a quest to make some money the honest way. “Blood for Dust” serves up a collection of hard men and blazing guns, which certainly isn’t an original take on desperation, but the writing generates some decent complications for the characters, and Blackhurst manages to snap the feature out of its thousand-yard stare on occasion, hitting a few pockets of suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

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    Hopes were high for 1984's "Police Academy" to do some business, but nobody could've predicted its massive success. The little comedy managed to enchant audiences for months, ending up as the sixth highest-grossing feature of the year (sandwiched between "The Karate Kid" and "Footloose"), putting producer Paul Maslansky in a position to launch a potential franchise with a superb chance for low-budget profitability. Instead of mulling over his creative directions, Maslansky slammed "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" into production, with the picture arriving in theaters a mere 53 weeks after the original offering of cadet mischief. Setting the tone for future sequels, "Their First Assignment" isn't concerned with plot and it doesn't do much with character, moving forward with pranks, stunts, and general tomfoolery with a new PG-13 rating and a desire to bring in a wider audience for the brand name. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Police Academy

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    1984's "Police Academy" is not a film that was pulled out of thin air. The monster successes of 1978's "Animal House" and 1981's "Stripes" certainly inspired the feature, with co-writer/director Hugh Wilson in charge of creating a wily, wacky, crude "institutional" comedy for the masses, pitting social rejects and mild people against an establishment trying to mold them into authority figures. The formula is there, and Wilson isn't challenging it, but he does manage to make a refreshingly light endeavor that's purely out to charm viewers with an enormous amount of screen shenanigans. The first bite of the "Police Academy" apple is appealing and amusing, launching with a freewheeling attitude and surprisingly excellent casting, with the ensemble contributing quirks and craziness to give the picture a wonderful sense of community. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Mark of the Devil

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    The terror of witch trials in 18th-century Austria provides atmosphere for 1970's "Mark of the Devil," which examines the horror of weaponized accusations and frightening torture methods used to extract confessions. The production looks to sell itself as a fact-based study of history, but viewers will quickly realize the movie is merely exploitation, with a heavy emphasis on human suffering and exposed bodies. Co-writer/director Michael Armstrong isn't shy about focusing on agony, but there's some effort to put a story together, dealing with the drama of lustful people and their battle with political and religious order, which makes for an acceptable soap opera. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Christmas Martian

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    1971's "The Christmas Martian" isn't really a holiday film, but something wackier and stranger. The Canadian production is the first of an ongoing series, with the "Tales for All" franchise looking to provide family entertainment, and the producers really go for a younger demographic with the initial endeavor, which provides 65 minutes of pure Great White North adventures and slapstick featuring an alien visitor clad in netting who's stuck on Earth. "The Christmas Martian" gets tiresome fairly quickly, but there's a spunky moviemaking spirit on display that could work for some viewers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (2024)

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    1991’s “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” didn’t do much damage at the box office during its summer run, but home video was very kind to the teen comedy. A cult following developed, creating a sort of secret handshake cinema event with movie quotes, but little was done with the brand name over the decades. The team at BET have finally cracked the seal on a remake, supplying an update of the now 33-year-old picture (ouch), largely retaining the plot of the original endeavor while adding a more modern take on humor. The ’91 film wasn’t fantastic, but it offered some edgy touches and a few strong performances. The do-over doesn’t even reach those modest achievements, with writer Chuck Hayward (TV’s “Dear White People”) and director Wade Allain-Marcus (“Die in a Gunfight”) delivering a largely lifeless and laugh-free viewing experience, failing to improve on the earlier feature. I wasn’t permitted to screen “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” for review this week, and now I understand why. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (2024)

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    1991’s “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” didn’t do much damage at the box office during its summer run, but home video was very kind to the teen comedy. A cult following developed, creating a sort of secret handshake cinema event with movie quotes, but little was done with the brand name over the decades. The team at BET have finally cracked the seal on a remake, supplying an update of the now 33-year-old picture (ouch), largely retaining the plot of the original endeavor while adding a more modern take on humor. The ’91 film wasn’t fantastic, but it offered some edgy touches and a few strong performances. The do-over doesn’t even reach those modest achievements, with writer Chuck Hayward (TV’s “Dear White People”) and director Wade Allain-Marcus (“Die in a Gunfight”) delivering a largely lifeless and laugh-free viewing experience, failing to improve on the earlier feature. I wasn’t permitted to screen “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” for review this week, and now I understand why. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Challengers

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    Director Luca Guadagnino is preoccupied with making sensual, violently charged features, recently on display in 2022’s “Bones and All,” where he sought to create screen poetry with a wild world of young love and cannibalism. There’s a change of setting for “Challengers,” but the material (scripted by Justin Kuritzkes) largely remains with ravenous characters out to devour and destroy one another, doing so in the realm of tennis players and their vicious insecurities. The endeavor is all flesh and fears, and Guadagnino is absolutely determined to draw out a relatively simple study of obsession for as long as possible, even when it hurts the movie. “Challengers” has some valuable ideas to share on the state of relationships and the crushing weight of sporting performance, but the helmer has little feel for dramatic rhythm with the effort, often slipping into soap opera mode when he’s not crafting perhaps the most overdirected picture since Michael Bay’s “Ambulance.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp

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    2017’s “Woody Woodpecker” attempted to bring the cartoon creation into the real world with a CGI character messing with human activity. The picture didn’t receive much of a theatrical release, and it was awful, with co-writer/director Alex Zamm working hard to create a crude family movie that generally seemed to misunderstand the animated pleasures of the original Walter Lantz creation. “Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp” also deals with bathroom humor, but there isn’t a scene like one found in the original film where Woody farts out his own theme song. That’s progress, and “Goes to Camp” is generally much better and more in command of Lantz-style entertainment than its predecessor. Director Jon Rosenbaum (“Cop and a Half: New Recruit,” “Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls”) doesn’t radically alter the concept of these new Woody Woodpecker adventures, but he’s somewhat in tune with slapstick mayhem and storytelling, making for a sit that’s easier on the senses and more likely to delight young viewers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Arcadian

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    Nicolas Cage is usually the most dominant element of any feature he appears in. That’s just his natural speed, and it’s served him well, especially in recent years where he’s been tasked with making low-budget films as appealing as possible. For “Arcadian,” Cage remains as committed to the endeavor as possible, but he’s asked to play a parental figure, and one on a mission to keep his children safe from an apocalyptic situation. There’s a real feeling of fatherly concern in the picture, which Cage plays superbly, but “Arcadian” is more than just a vehicle for the star. Writer Michael Nilon creates a small-scale but suspenseful survival story, approaching the expectations for a monster movie from interesting perspectives. And director Benjamin Brewer contributes a dark understanding of threat in a rural setting, maintaining a compelling balance between genre achievements and more heartfelt moments among troubled characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sweet Dreams

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    As an actor, Johnny Knoxville hasn’t really achieved much in the way of professional respect. He’s been in a lot of T.V. shows and movies, but he’ll be forever known as the star of “Jackass,” with some of his best acting coming from opportunities to sell the questionable danger of certain pranks. Knoxville finds a meatier role in “Sweet Dreams,” which is a blend of an underdog sports comedy and a study of sober living challenges. Writer/director Lije Sarki doesn’t have grand plans for the picture, electing to work with smaller emotional moments and softball action, gathering a cast of comedians to help find the humor in just about anything. There’s little dramatic muscle to “Sweet Dreams,” but it does provide a few clear-eyed moments of reflection from what’s possibly some type of autobiographical point of view, and Knoxville nails select scenes of confession, showing range and realism in his best performance to date. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Greatest Hits

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    There’s an effort made in “The Greatest Hits” to do something a little different with the concept of the time travel movie. Writer/director Ned Benson (the little-seen “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby”) tries to balance the ways of fantasy and the bitterness of reality in the feature, which follows a woman’s drive to disrupt tragedy through the magical powers of music. “The Greatest Hits” takes love and loss very seriously, with Benson creating a melancholy film about desperation and healing. There’s a level of unreality to the endeavor, but the production does much better remaining in the realm of the real, exploring the mourning process and all the mental messiness involved with such a journey. The helmer gets lost when trying to present weirdness to the audience, but powerful feelings are in play throughout the picture, and lead Lucy Boynton does a commendable job capturing the slow drip of an emotional breakdown. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Civil War

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    Marketing for “Civil War” is trying to sell a movie writer/director Alex Garland didn’t make. Trailers and T.V. spots display a more distinct understanding of American conflict and leadership, but Garland (“Ex Machina,” “Annihilation”) focuses on those sent in to capture the horrors of combat instead, highlighting the contributions and self-control issues of photojournalists during a divided time in the country’s history. “Civil War” doesn’t paint a larger portrait of disputes and it’s not too concerned with resolution. It’s more about the strangeness of the experience, with Garland clearly lifting from “Apocalypse Now” to inspire his own take on the madness of warfare. Striking imagery is periodically displayed in the feature, along with steady performances from the cast, finding Garland intermittently inspired to take this story somewhere at times, seeking to depict a special mindset that’s challenged by the growing insanity of a broken nation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com