• Blu-ray Review – Hanging by a Thread (1979)

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    1979's "Hanging by a Thread" finds producer Irwin Allen in a creative drought when it comes to picking disaster movie topics for television audiences. He goes the miniseries route with the effort, with writer Adrian Spies handed two nights of T.V. to come up with a riveting sense of danger and a deep feel for the characters. It's a big swing and a miss for "Hanging by a Thread," which is more of an extremely labored soap opera than a thriller, putting director Georg Fenady in a position to make something inherently inert at least passably exciting. Viewers are presented with 196 minutes of relationship woes and occasional elements of danger, but as a true disaster endeavor, the film can't escape its incredible dullness and, at times, painful silliness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Fire! (1977)

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    1977's "Fire" is a second made-for-television movie from producer Irwin Allen during his most fertile creative period. Looking to bring big screen mayhem to the small screen, Allen goes from the water threat of 1976's "Flood" to a forest inferno, following his formula by mixing scenes of survival with the emotional and physical concerns of a collection of characters. Director Earl Bellamy (returning to duty after "Flood") and writers Norman Katkov and Arthur Weiss aren't trying to make high art with "Fire," simply assembling a functional disaster film for a wide audience, showing more aggressive interest in the central threat than previous endeavors, making for a more active viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Flood! (1976)

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    Feeling indestructible after scoring major theatrical hits in 1972's "The Poseidon Adventure" and 1974's "The Towering Inferno," producer Irwin Allen brings his disaster movie formula to television for 1976's "Flood," hoping to give home audiences more of his special ways with pandemonium. Of course, with T.V. comes limited money, but director Earl Bellamy and screenwriter Don Ingalls do their best to secure some panic and personal issues facing a large community of characters. The pressure point here is a breaking dam, with "Flood" looking to juggle the needs of the subgenre and the personalities of the characters. The production is far from remarkable, but the feature gets the job done thanks to a committed cast and some interestingly low-fi ways to sell aquatic horror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Shirley (2024)

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    While John Ridley has a distinguished career as a screenwriter (winning an Academy Award for “12 Years a Slave”), he’s not the most consistent director. Previously helming features like “Needle in a Timestack” and “Jimi: All Is by My Side,” Ridley returns with a study of political and personal determination in “Shirley,” which shares the story of a planned path to the American presidency for congressperson Shirley Chisholm in 1972, who battled all sorts of dismissal and doubt to attempt something incredible as a black woman. There’s a noble effort here to provide inspirational cinema for viewers that need it, with Ridley reinforcing Chisholm’s personal quest to bring real change to the system, believing she could do good for the nation. A sharp lead performance from Regina King helps to keep “Shirley” moving with dignity and emotion, but such thespian commitment can’t always prevent Ridley from delivering bio-pic staleness and needless speechifying, which gradually diminishes the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Irish Wish (2024)

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    “Irish Wish” isn’t a grand return to the screen for Lindsay Lohan (a Lohanaissance?), but a picture that easily plays to her strengths as an actress. Once a Disney trooper and ex-“Mean Girl,” Lohan hasn’t been seen in major endeavors for quite some time, recently making a play for a career resurrection in 2022’s “Falling for Christmas.” Apparently, the job was a success, as Lohan reunites with director Janeen Damien for a fresh feature, which details another magical time with love, only here the setting has been moved to Ireland and warm feelings aren’t exactly enticing. Screenwriter Kirsten Hansen (“Cross Country Christmas,” “Return to Christmas Creek,” and “Christmas on My Mind”) isn’t out to challenge formula with “Irish Wish,” but certainly a more secure command of tone would’ve been welcome. Going from slapstick comedy to crying fits, the movie doesn’t really know what it wants to be, which weakens whatever level of enchantment was intended here. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The American Society of Magical Negroes

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    Actor Kobi Libii (“Alpha House,” “Madame Secretary”) makes his directorial debut with “The American Society of Magical Negroes.” It’s a playful, barbed title in search of a better movie, with Libii (who also scripts) taking a look at American racism with material that’s sometimes mischievous and mostly heavy-handed. It’s a “Harry Potter”-esque portal into an unseen world of black subservience, with Libii looking to have some fun with the fantasy elements of the endeavor, but he’s primarily hunting for a more human story about a black man who’s been too timid during his days, finally understanding, with the help of sorcery, his individuality. The idea is a solid one, open for an uproarious and thought-provoking ride through the state of race relations in 2024. However, the helmer doesn’t have a plan for it all, creating a juicy Spike Lee-esque tale, only to offer Malcolm D. Lee-style direction for it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Arthur the King

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    “Arthur the King” was shot three years ago and was awaiting release for such a long time, actor Mark Wahlberg and director Simon Cellan Jones actually made another feature together, “The Family Plan,” which came out last year. The wrong movie was left on the shelf. Instead of making an expensive action mess for streaming consumption, “Arthur the King” offers a mostly simple tale of physical and mental endurance, bringing viewers into the world of Adventure Racing, which is not a sport that’s been exhaustively examined in film, possibly ever. The challenge is the stuff of cinema, highlighting teams of four pushing through difficult conditions for long stretches of time, learning to work with one another to reach a common goal. There’s also a dog story woven into the picture, with the real-life tale of an athlete and his canine support making for compelling cinema when the production elects to stay away from mawkishness, which it doesn’t always do. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Love Lies Bleeding

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    Director Rose Glass made her debut with 2020’s “Saint Maud,” a psychological horror picture that was basically smothered by the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, which ruined its release and slowed potential exposure for the helmer. Glass aims for a more direct shot of filmmaking brutality with “Love Lies Bleeding,” going the pulp fiction route with an American tale of obsession, overkill, and violent reaction, co-writing the work with Weronika Tofilska. The material has a few wild ideas when it comes to creating the visual representation of physical power, and most of the cast submits to the extremity, with co-star Katy O’Brian quite effective as a bodybuilder searching for some form of stability, only to end up right in the middle of a criminal mess. “Love Lies Bleeding” is most definitely a style over substance viewing experience, but Glass provides moments of imagination and fury that are worth sticking around for. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Knox Goes Away

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    It’s been 16 years since Michael Keaton last directed a film (“The Merry Gentlemen”), returning to duty for “Knox Goes Away.” The screenplay by Gregory Poirier (“Tomcats,” “A Sound of Thunder”) examines the experience of an older man succumbing to dementia, dealing with the demands of his job as a hitman and his relationships with the few people he’s remained intimate with. It’s a complex situation of introspection, with Poirier aiming to bend and twist the tale along the way, as elements of police work and family ties complicate the eponymous character’s always confusing life. Keaton also takes on the main role, offering understated but cooly involving work to help the picture achieve some sense of suspense and silent horror. “Knox Goes Away” isn’t a riveting study of decline, often quite deliberately slow, but the acting is capable, carrying the weirder elements of Poirier’s writing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – French Girl

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    Longtime actors, James A. Woods and Nicolas Wright (who both appeared in “Independence Day: Resurgence”) make their debut as writer/directors with “French Girl.” It’s a Canadian production, almost acting as a commercial for Quebec tourism, and it hopes to delight audiences looking for a lighter film about relationships and slapstick comedy, following an American’s bumbling ways when it comes to the reality of his girlfriend’s past and present. It’s not refined work from the helmers, and they can’t resist the lure of formula, sticking with the rom-com playbook from beginning to end. “French Girl” has some charm in its cast and a few ideas worth pursuing, but the predictability of it all becomes too much in the final act, and Zach Braff’s star turn is hard on the senses, watching the actor teeter on the edge of obnoxiousness as he makes it his personal mission to be the most hilarious performer in the frame at all times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Cat City

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    1986's "Cat City" is a Hungarian production, with director Bela Ternovszky overseeing a study of feline crime and rodent adventuring, playing up a Ralph Bakshi-ish vibe with the picture. It's an animated exploration of heroes and villains, only Ternovszky isn't quite sure what side of the saga he wants to remain on, presenting a feature with charming visuals but limited storytelling power, with the main character becoming a supporting player, while the bad cats prove to be far more interesting to the helmer than anything else in this riff on superspy cinema, which enjoys plenty of cartoon energy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Astrakan

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    David Depesseville offers a tale of extreme woe in "Astrakan," a French production that follows the days of a young, unwanted boy gradually losing control of himself due to deep emotional issues. The director goes the cinematic realism route for the endeavor, looking to capture behavior and reflection as the main character experiences a range of horrors, coping to the best of his ability. "Astrakan" provides a powerful study of adolescence and the stockpiling of pain, and Depesseville finds his way through most of the effort, capturing raw experiences and authentic performances before getting a little too drastic in the final act. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Halloween Horrors

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    A holiday celebration is cut short in 1993's "Halloween Horrors," with director Gary Whitson and his W.A.V.E. production company trying to bring some extra kink to the night of terror. There's no monster mash here, just a custom video quickie from Whitson, who slaps together a loose study of a father dealing with the kidnapping of his two daughters, with the women sent into a basement to endure captivity as they wait for dad to cough up a hefty ransom payment. "Halloween Horrors" isn't really much of anything, but as W.A.V.E. endeavors go, it offers brevity and some restraint when it comes to the inherent ickiness of the company's business plan, supplying only mild kicks as the helmer oversees a fresh offering of bound women and their whimpering contest. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hayride Slaughter

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    2001's "Hayride Slaughter" contains very little in the way of murder and even hayrides, with director Gary Whitson investing more in a ridiculous amount of padding to help the feature reach an 85-minute-long run time. Quite literally, a third of the picture is devoted to the mundane details of a magic act and people casually conversing in a motel room. Cinema! Whitson and his W.A.V.E. Productions largely avoid the pervy route with "Hayride Slaughter," as the helmer seems to be questing to make a legitimate chiller/thriller with the endeavor, straining to cook up a serial killer story with some red herrings and a law enforcement component. W.A.V.E. movies aren't built for excitement, but a loss of fetish interests and surge of meandering screen activity tanks the viewing experience here, making for an excruciating sit at times, especially when it's clear Whitson is just making it up as he goes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Damsel (2024)

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    From Juan Carlos Fresndillo, the director of “28 Weeks Later”, and Dan Mazeau, the writer of “Fast X” and “Wrath of the Titans,” “Damsel” seeks to update fairy tale storytelling for a more empowered generation of viewers. Set in “a faraway land,” the feature returns to the threat of a dragon and the desperation of a kingdom, establishing a crisis not unlike the one found in 1981’s “Dragonslayer.” However, instead of magic and mystery, “Damsel” offers a YA version of danger, with the picture looking to turn star Millie Bobby Brown into a warrior strong enough to launch a new franchise of fantasy action adventures. Fresndillo supplies candied visuals and Mazeau delivers formula, making for an easily digestible viewing experience, especially for the target demographic. What the endeavor lacks is a real sense of danger and doom, missing a grand opportunity to play with the horrors of dragon combat in an ultimately disappointing effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Imaginary (2024)

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    Director Jeff Wadlow doesn’t possess the most inspired filmography. In fact, most of his endeavors have been dismal, remaining committed to the horror genre in duds like “Truth or Dare” and “Fantasy Island.” Wadlow returns to fright cinema, kinda, with “Imaginary,” also claiming a co-writing credit on the feature, which is more of a fantasy about psychological trauma than a true nail-biter. The picture also sustains the helmer’s low batting average, with Wadlow trying to mount some ambitious visuals with a limited budget, and his directorial-fu just isn’t powerful enough. “Imaginary” isn’t scary and it doesn’t hold viewer attention, though star DeWanda Wise puts in some effort to sell the ridiculousness of it all with her authoritative performance. However, such dedication isn’t strong enough to get this snoozy movie off the ground, with Wadlow providing feeble offerings of suspense along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Snack Shack

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    With “Snack Shack,” writer/director Adam Rehmeier (“Dinner in America”) looks to teen cinema from the late 1970s and early 1980s for inspiration. It was a time where such entertainment could be incredibly coarse but also sincere, dealing with some levels of reality in a heightened representation of adolescence. It’s quite a tonal balancing job to manage, and Rehmeier is more interested in extremes than nuance, but there’s plenty to like about the movie, which examines the hustle of two kids attempting to make a small fortune any way they possibly can. There are scams, pranks, female distractions, lots of smoking and swearing, and parental disapproval, keeping “Snack Shack” busy with mischief and deep feelings. A 112-minute-long run time is a big ask from the helmer with this kind of material, but the feature has its appeal and a direct understanding of the teen boy mindset. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Ricky Stanicky

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    Well, that didn’t take long. Six years ago, “Dumb and Dumber” and “There’s Something About Mary” co-director Peter Farrelly won two Academy Awards for his work on “Green Book,” effectively reviving his career after a string of box office disappointments. He attempted to build on such prestige with 2022’s “The Greatest Beer Run Ever,” but the feature was largely ignored by audiences and collected little critical acclaim. Farrelly is now back in Farrelly Brothers territory with “Ricky Stanicky,” which is a return to old filmmaking habits for the helmer, overseeing yet another crude comedy with a heart of gold. The Farrelly Way has been lost for decades now, and “Ricky Stanicky” doesn’t help the cause, offering an abundance of dreadful humor and wretched writing, and it offers a moment to reevaluate the comedic worth of actor John Cena, who’s the worst thing in this excruciatingly lame movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Kung Fu Panda 4

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    DreamWorks Animation makes “Kung Fu Panda” movies, but they certainly take their time with them. “Kung Fu Panda 4” is the latest sequel in a saga that began in 2008, with the last chapter, “Kung Fu Panda 3,” released eight years ago. It felt like a franchise closer, the end of a trilogy for panda Po and his fighting ways, but the producers aren’t ready to give up on a good thing, bringing the Dragon Warrior back for a potential franchise reset that introduces new characters and reorganizes positions of power. Thankfully, the old “Kung Fu Panda” fun remains in the third sequel, with directors Mike Mitchell (“Shrek Forever After,” “Trolls”) and Stephanie Stine working to sustain action and silliness in the endeavor, which provides a nice reminder of series highlights while aiming to redirect focus in this universe of spiritual balance and overeating. “Kung Fu Panda 4” doesn’t feel tired, which is perhaps the greatest compliment the feature can receive, giving the now multi-generational audience a pleasant cinematic adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Accidental Texan

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    “Accidental Texan” is an adaptation of a 1999 novel by Cole Thompson, which was titled “Chocolate Lizards.” One can certainly understand the name change, but screenwriter Julie B. Denny endeavors to keep literary structure alive in the feature, which oversees the growth of characters as they battle with elements of their past with hopes of securing a brighter future. The movie explores the oil business in Texas, which perhaps doesn’t automatically conjure images of heroism in play, but director Mark Lambert Bristol is pursuing underdog cinema with the effort, looking to generate an audience-pleasing ride of personalities and setbacks. “Accidental Texan” isn’t interested in coloring outside the lines when it comes to dramatic stakes, but as easygoing entertainment, the picture connects in a modest manner. Bristol maintains a straightforward approach to the material, keeping viewers engaged through colorful performances and a decently enjoyable ride of ups and downs in the realms of money and matters of the heart. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com