The "Police Academy" film series was put to sleep after 1989's "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" failed to entice practically anyone into theaters to keep up with the kooky cops. For producer Paul Maslansky, death was only the beginning, working to launch "Police Academy" as a live-action television show, an animated program, a theme park stunt experience, and there was even a short-lived toy line to keep the brand name alive. Sensing a shot to revive the franchise with another theatrical endeavor, Maslansky assembles 1994's "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," sensing the exotic nature of a picture set in Russia, and actually shot there, might be enough to capture audience attention. He's wrong, and while using Russia as a backdrop for American police shenanigans is certainly different, there's absolutely nothing in "Mission to Moscow" that's fresh, interesting, or entertaining. It's a chore to sit through, almost playing like a parody of a "Police Academy" production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Humane
One has to wonder what the holidays are like in the Cronenberg household. Iconic director David Cronenberg has generated a family business with his offspring, as son Brandon has helmed three pictures (including 2023’s “Infinity Pool”), and now daughter Caitlin makes her feature-length directorial debut with “Humane,” building on her celebrated photography career. Keeping up with her father and brother, Caitlin offers her own slice of doom with the endeavor, which follows the events of a special family gathering during the ecological collapse of Earth, studying relationships and hostilities while facing an impossible time of decision and accusation. “Humane” is a dark comedy, a funny one at times, and Cronenberg shows skill with performances and tone, going to some rather bleak places cooked up by screenwriter Michael Sparaga. It’s a bizarre film, but one that holds attention with its sinister sense of humor and authentic sense of sibling resentment, which launches a most askew thriller. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Unsung Hero
“Unsung Hero” is a movie produced by the Christian group For King & Country, with singer Joel Smallbone taking co-writing and co-directing credits, also starring in the feature, playing his own father. And yet, the endeavor is not about the formation of For King & Country. The material attempts to provide an origin story for the whole Smallbone gang, with the Australian family’s move to America in 1991 used as the plot for the picture, which is primarily about the development of singer Rebecca Smallbone (a.k.a. Rebecca St. James). “Unsung Hero” is a faith-based effort, with the celebration of God important to the production, but Smallbone and co-writer/co-helmer Richard Ramsey are also interested in making a commercial for Smallbone family projects. The film is labeled a “true story,” but all the rough edges of life have been sanded down, with the writing unwilling to supply the target demographic with a more substantial understanding of sacrifice and faith. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Breathe (2024)
The future is dire in “Breathe.” Screenwriter Doug Simon creates a dystopian tomorrow using all the cliches of B-movies from today, delivering a climate disaster drama that takes place around a single bunker, populated with irritable characters dealing with issues of life and death. The material is small in scale despite a plot that deals with the destruction of Earth, finding Simon trying to use a series of confrontations as a way to increase suspense. He’s also crafting a family drama, hoping to make the whole thing a little more human. Intentions are clear, but the execution of “Breathe” is dismal at times, with director Stefon Bristol (2019’s “See You Yesterday”) offering a clumsy drama that’s limply performed by the cast. Thriller elements are even more unappealing, finding suspense nonexistent in this study of relationships and survival, which always struggles to land emotional beats and generate heated moments of conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Boy Kills World
“Boy Kills World” apparently began life as a short film, co-created by Moritz Mohr. He’s been handed an opportunity to develop the effort, with screenwriters Tyler Burton Smith (2019’s “Child’s Play” remake) and Arend Remmers creating a feature-length take on the concept, which follows a deaf and mute young man as he undertakes the challenge of vengeance against a crime family with plenty of protection. It’s the stuff of simple cinema, and perhaps it once was. However, the new “Boy Kills World” feels the need to fatten its plot with needless complication, trying to offer viewers an epic study of revenge instead of merely remaining a hyperactive action endeavor. Mohr creates a confusing viewing experience along the way, with the general sugar-rush tone of the opening hour eventually traded for a heavier, slower study of family pain, making for a disappointingly uneven movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Suze
Co-writer/directors Dane Clark and Linsey Stewart look to offer a human touch to the comedy “Suze.” The material examines the bizarre relationship between a mother and her daughter’s ex-boyfriend as they’re brought together by the strange ways of fate. While the premise is something out of a sitcom, Clark and Stewart don’t take the bait, endeavoring to make the tale as real as possible while still providing some laughs and interesting challenges to relationships. The real power of the movie is found in its cast, with lead Michaela Watkins offering career-best work in the feature, which asks her to play a variety of emotions as a mother caught up in the ways of parental obsession and physical changes. Watkins is outstanding, joined by co-star Charlie Gillespie, with the pair gracefully realizing the delicate ways of “Suze,” which does very well staying grounded and hitting periodic beats of hilarity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Half Baked: Totally High
1998’s “Half Baked” would never be mistaken for a grand achievement in moviemaking, but the stoner comedy did things right when it came to assembling bits of nonsense to best entertain its intended audience. Silliness dominated the offering, with star Dave Chappelle putting his once-fresh comedic presence to good use for director Tamra Davis, who never pushed too hard when it came to plotting or character, simply content to make some brightly lit goofiness. 26 years later, there’s a sequel, “Half Baked: Totally High,” and there’s no way Universal Pictures is going to bring back Chappelle, electing to manufacture a cheap follow-up that essentially recycles the story from the first feature with a new cast of characters. Screenwriter Justin Hires (making his debut) and director Michael Tiddes (previously partnering with Marlon Wayans for several projects, including “A Haunted House” and “Fifty Shades of Black”) are facing an uphill battle with “Totally High,” but some effort would be appreciated. Instead we get this flaccid endeavor, which contains no laughs and looks oppressive, unable to revive the strange appeal of the original film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Cash Out
The credited director on “Cash Out” is someone named “Ives.” This person has no previous credits and information about the helmer isn’t available. It’s certainly not impossible for someone to come out of nowhere to make a movie, and perhaps Ives is a lucky newcomer to the business, handed a feature with a known star (John Travolta) to manage. News reports suggest someone else made the picture, with a few stories mentioning Randall Emmett as the man behind the camera, with the infamous producer of crummy VOD thrillers returning to, well, generate another crummy thriller. The real creative force behind “Cash Out” is a mystery for now (Emmett’s mother does appear in the film), but the reality here is the general nothingness of the endeavor, which doesn’t have any action, sharp dialogue, or dense plotting. Instead, there’s argumentative behavior in a bank for 80 minutes, with screenwriters Dipo Oseni and Doug Richardson out to manufacture a puzzle of crime and punishment that’s not worth solving. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Infested
It’s a big year for killer spider pictures. A few weeks ago, there was “Sting,” which failed to conjure much in the way of horror or drama. Now there’s “Infested,” which heads to France to explore a chaotic outbreak of arachnids, with a collection of young characters trying to maintain their focus on survival as danger develops all around them inside an apartment building. Co-writer/director Sebastien Vanicek certainly has the opportunity to make a slick B-movie with creepy visuals, but he’s after a more human take on the creature feature, putting his time into generating reasonably deep characters with interesting emotional issues and conflicts. The effort is laudable, and while Vanicek can’t find a steady pace to “Infested,” he’s pursuing a sensitive tone to the slaughter, aiming to elevate the endeavor away from a straightforward fright film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Downtown Owl
“Downtown Owl” is based on a 2008 novel by Chuck Klosterman, who took 275 pages to realize his vision for conflict and quirk involving the residents of a tiny midwestern town. Screenwriter Hamish Linklater (who co-directs with Lily Rabe) only has 90 minutes of screen time to cover the complications of these relationships and the intensity of a few secrets. It’s not enough elbow room, leaving the feature an increasingly messy understanding of people and their problems. The endeavor tries to have some fun with eccentricity and local color, and “Downtown Owl” is at its most appealing when taking in the oddballs of the area, watching how the main character deals with her newfound position as a curiosity. It’s the rest of the picture that slowly falls apart, with Linklater struggling to manage personalities and motivations, gradually trading a story for psychological splatter that’s likely more interesting to the filmmakers than the audience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
1989's "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" returns the franchise to an urban setting after spending time in education (1986's "Back in Training," 1987's "Citizens on Patrol") and making its way to Florida (1988's "Assignment Miami Beach"). Perhaps producer Paul Maslansky is looking to cut costs for the fifth sequel of the series, as the picture largely remains smaller in scale while dealing with a more defined enemy. Screenwriter Stephen Curwick brings a mystery of sorts to the "Police Academy" saga, with "City Under Siege" pitting the cops against an unknown kingpin looking to do harm to the community. As with the last chapter, plot helps the cause, and director Peter Bonerz definitely has something approaching a vision for the feature, which has a beginning, middle, and end, and attempts to make some noise with physical comedy gags. Actual laughs are in short supply, but some effort is there to keep viewers interested in another round of policing mishaps and broad antics. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
After spending the last two sequels on the Police Academy grounds, producer Paul Maslansky hopes to shake things up with a little fun and sun for "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach." Well, maybe not the fun part, but there's plenty of Floridian sights and sounds in the endeavor, which is the first without star Steve Guttenberg, making more room for the supporting cast to shine. Director Alan Myerson has a better grasp on slapstick for this installment, doing relatively well with physical comedy, but the screenplay by Stephen Curwick isn't rich with amusing antics. What the writing does contain is more of a storyline for the series, giving viewers something to follow as the production lines up the usual in pranks and humiliations, finding staleness generally holding back the merriment Myerson is looking to communicate. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Following the lead of 1986's "Police Academy 3: Back in Training," 1987's "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol" hopes to maintain the slowly dwindling fan base by bringing back old faces. In this case, the film welcomes Lt. Harris back to the series after taking the last two sequels off, rewarding actor G.W. Bailey with an unexpected starring role in the endeavor, with the production using the frequently humiliated character as much as possible. It's nice to have Bailey back, but "Citizens on Patrol" isn't creatively reenergized by the change, with director Jim Drake and writer Gene Quintano basically extending the vibe of "Back in Training," serving up the same old antics and freak-outs as before, only here there's noticeable fatigue with the shenanigans, which works to make the viewing experience a drag at times. With so many characters and quirks, it's often bizarre to watch the production put very little effort into dreaming up wild events for the ensemble. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 3: Back in Training
1985's "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" was a quickie production, meant to cash-in on the raging success of 1984's "Police Academy," giving fans another shot of slapstick while they were still digesting the original endeavor. For producer Paul Maslansky, speed helped, and while "Their First Assignment" wasn't as big a hit as the first film, it managed to make a substantial amount of money on a limited budget, proving that quickness was preferable to quality. Once again, Maslansky slaps together a new adventure for the Class of '84 in 1986's "Police Academy 3: Back in Training," which was released 51 weeks after the first sequel, cementing a marketplace plan that would carry on for nearly the rest of the series. Recognizing that urban adventuring probably wasn't the true way to go with the premise, Maslansky, screenwriter Gene Quintano, and director Jerry Paris return to the essentials of tomfoolery with "Back in Training," which makes a noticeable effort to reinstate original characters and revive the "institution" atmosphere for the comedy, once again pushing weirdos through the law enforcement educational system. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
Part of the “Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver” viewing experience is trying to remember what happened in “Part One – A Child of Fire.” The first movie was released just five months ago, but it was a completely unremarkable endeavor, with co-writer/director Zack Snyder aiming to create his own version of “Star Wars,” only to end up with a laborious space opera filled with glum characters trying to impart personal history and paths of revenge in a hurry, while villainy was presented in cartoon fashion. “The Scargiver” isn’t a sequel, but a continuation of “A Child of Fire,” and it’s more of a war film, with most of the run time devoted to battle scenes and infiltration plans. It’s meant to be a grand, screen-bleeding payoff, but there was very little build-up to begin with, turning this picture into a noise machine with Snyder indulging all of his love for visual excess. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Abigail
Before they entered the “Scream” zone in 2022, making two sequels for the popular slasher franchise, director Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (a.k.a. Radio Silence) scored a minor success with 2019’s “Ready or Not.” The bloody take on hide and seek was a creative highlight for the helmers, who offered a somewhat fast and funny study of survival. Instead of taking a creative step forward after spending years in Ghostface Country, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are back with another small-scale battleground endeavor in “Abigail,” which, in many ways, resembles “Ready or Not.” Another offering of scary stuff and funny business, “Abigail” has more difficulty finding its tone, struggling with a weaker ensemble and editorial indecision, making for a longer sit with a fairly thin idea for a big screen bloodbath. It’s fun at times, with a charging opening act, but Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett don’t know when to quit with the effort, which slows down as it unfolds. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
I suspect something happened to Guy Ritchie after he completed work on 2019’s “Aladdin.” The Disney remake went on to become the highest grossing picture of his career, but Ritchie’s attitude and work ethic changed greatly after its release. He’s been on a tear recently, completing four movies in the last five years, and they’ve all been strong, enjoyable offerings, finding intended beats of humor and heart. “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” is Ritchie’s latest film, providing a fictionalized take on “Operation Postmaster,” a World War II event involving a secret mission to destroy Nazi U-boat supplies. Ritchie doesn’t go the History Channel route with the effort, choosing to resurrect a jaunty, hyper-violent “Inglourious Basterds”-style vibe to the feature, which delivers outstanding pace for the most part, and does well with its casting choices. “Ungentlemanly Warfare” is Ritchie playing to his strengths, but he’s alert here, bringing a spaghetti western atmosphere to a WWII endeavor, making for an energetic, enthralling ride. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Sasquatch Sunset
David and Nathan Zellner make very strange movies. That’s what they’re known for, trying to bend and twist indie cinema expectations with their oddball takes on genres and performances. Over the last decade, they’ve made “Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter” and “Damsel,” and now they attempt to pull off perhaps their most divisive idea with “Sasquatch Sunset,” which is literally 90 minutes of watching a family of creatures navigate the world around them and the storms of behavior within. There is no dialogue, just grunting, and human characters are nowhere to be found, with the siblings concentrating on this semi-remake of “Bambi,” only here the seasons change and life goes on for bigfoots on the move in the big, beautiful world. There’s no recommending “Sasquatch Sunset,” with warnings more appropriate, as the Zellners really go for it here, trying to make something almost absurd with the picture, giving those willing to strap in a ride of strangeness that doesn’t come around much these days. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Blood for Dust
In 2017, writer David Ebeltoft and director Rod Blackhurst collaborated on “Here Alone,” a zombie story with an incredibly sluggish pace, sucking all the tension out of the picture. The men reunite for “Blood for Dust,” which also seems hesitant to invest in any kind of heightened rhythm capable of embracing thriller cinema, but the duo are in much better shape this time around. They have an interesting story to share about mistakes and survival, detailing the concern of a man who can’t seem to keep out of criminal activity while on a quest to make some money the honest way. “Blood for Dust” serves up a collection of hard men and blazing guns, which certainly isn’t an original take on desperation, but the writing generates some decent complications for the characters, and Blackhurst manages to snap the feature out of its thousand-yard stare on occasion, hitting a few pockets of suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Hopes were high for 1984's "Police Academy" to do some business, but nobody could've predicted its massive success. The little comedy managed to enchant audiences for months, ending up as the sixth highest-grossing feature of the year (sandwiched between "The Karate Kid" and "Footloose"), putting producer Paul Maslansky in a position to launch a potential franchise with a superb chance for low-budget profitability. Instead of mulling over his creative directions, Maslansky slammed "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" into production, with the picture arriving in theaters a mere 53 weeks after the original offering of cadet mischief. Setting the tone for future sequels, "Their First Assignment" isn't concerned with plot and it doesn't do much with character, moving forward with pranks, stunts, and general tomfoolery with a new PG-13 rating and a desire to bring in a wider audience for the brand name. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com




















