• Film Review – Out of Darkness (2024)

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    We don’t get many stone age stories on screen these days, giving “Out of Darkness” a bit of distinction as the production examines struggles from long ago, back when the Earth carried tremendous mystery and its inhabitants were fighting to understand their place in the world order. Though listed as a horror film, the endeavor isn’t really built to generate scares. Director Andrew Cumming goes intensely atmospheric instead, attempting to put the audience in the middle of a tribal fight for survival, where the characters are surrounded by pure darkness and unknown predators. “Out of Darkness” isn’t a thrilling sit, as Cumming takes his time with the effort, occasionally getting lost in his own moviemaking vision. But there are layers of storytelling in Ruth Greenberg’s screenplay that hold attention, creating a suspenseful study of behavior and survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lisa Frankenstein

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    “Lisa Frankenstein” marks the feature-length directorial debut for Zelda Williams (daughter of the late Robin Williams), who’s been working in short films and music videos for the last eight years. The picture also represents a return to screenwriting for Diablo Cody, who hasn’t been heard from since her excellent work on 2018’s “Tully.” The pair team up to show their favorite genres some love in the endeavor, which blends the dark comedy of “Heathers” with the gothic goofiness of Tim Burton. “Lisa Frankenstein” isn’t a stunningly original creation, with much of the offering pulled from better movies, and it’s surprisingly low on laughs. It’s Cody returning to her “Juno” days with broad dialogue and limp humor, striving to blend gore and goofballery with this disappointing effort, and Williams also struggles to find her own tonal balance, unable to capture a special insanity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Air Force One Down

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    Director James Bamford is a seasoned stunt professional, supplying physical force for such productions as “Watchmen,” “X2: X-Men United,” and “Final Destination.” Screenwriter Steven Paul is best known for his work on “Baby Geniuses,” “Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2,” and “Baby Geniuses and the Space Baby.” This weird blend of talent is put to the test in “Air Force One Down,” which opens like a “Die Hard” knockoff before it evolves into more of a generic actioner. Bamford works to bring the thunder in the endeavor, which really shines in butt-kicking mode, watching star Katherine McNamara take down waves of baddies in the name of presidential protection. The rest of “Air Force One Down” isn’t as compelling, with Paul trying to knot up what should be a simple study of self-preservation, and he makes a creative choice midway through the tale that ruins what little fun there is in the effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Molli and Max in the Future

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    “Molli and Max in the Future” looks to follow everyday relationship woes of today in the world of tomorrow. It’s a blend of “When Harry Met Sally” and “Tron,” with writer/director Michael Lukk Litwak trying to conjure a strange world of alien encounters, high-tech inventions, and robot battles while still tending to universal feelings involved in the experience of love and dating. Litwak doesn’t have much in the way of money to really go bananas with his vision of future world travel and connection, forcing him to go creative instead. There’s a lot of charm on display in “Molli and Max in the Future,” which is mostly held together by cast and crew enthusiasm, with the helmer offering a conversational study of a union tested by outside temptations and time itself. Such complications work to mess with the central relationship between a half-fish person and the highly neurotic space witch he can’t seem to quit, much to her great relief. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Marmalade (2024)

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    Keir O’Donnell is a longtime actor, perhaps best know for his role in 2005’s “Wedding Crashers.” He makes his directorial debut with “Marmalade,” also taking a writing credit on the picture, which follows the planning stages of a young man in love with a wild woman, with their union newly focused on a bank robbery to deal with rising pharmaceutical prices. It’s not an original study of carelessness, but O’Donnell attempts to add some turns to the plot, juicing up its potential as a mystery. “Marmalade” rides the line between quirky and clever, and one really starts to feel the length of the feature in the final act, finding O’Donnell taking his time organizing a way out of the story. But there’s charm in the movie, which is helped along by enthusiastic performances, and technical proficiency is present, adding some style to help digest the unsteady endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Float (2024)

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    “Float” is an adaptation of a book by author Kate Marchant. This is not the usual literary translation, with Marchant finding success on a social media platform devoted to Gen Z writers looking for eyeballs on their work. Potential box office success for a project like this was established with the release of 2019’s “After,” which spawned a franchise of heated romantic tales for younger viewers. “Float” is chasing the same idea, only Marchant’s work is aiming for a more tender examination of wounded people finding one another in small-town Canada. Co-writer/director Sherren Lee looks to provide a human story of burgeoning communication, crafting something that’s easy on the senses and possibly relatable for some audience members. It’s not the most stirring viewing experience, but the picture has a welcome gentleness and interest in emotional needs to keep it going. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Upgraded (2024)

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    Screenwriters Christine Lenig, Luke Spencer Roberts, and Justin Matthews are challenged to produce an interesting story for “Upgraded,” which is competing with a hundred other movies in the film year that deal with misunderstandings, mishaps, and the tingles and tangles of new love. And they manage to create an interesting professional life for the main character, who works in an art auction house, getting caught up in mistakes and misrepresentation during an assignment in London. There’s a lot to explore with this vocation and ambition, and “Upgraded” finds ways of making this section of the picture involving, offering a riff on “The Devil Wears Prada,” with Marisa Tomei in the Meryl Streep role. It’s the rest of the feature that’s disappointing, as the ways of attraction tend to disrupt what actually works in the endeavor, making moments of passion more of a nuisance in this romantic comedy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Arnold (1973)

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    1973's "Arnold" has a plot that's so bizarre, it really makes one wonder how it managed to make it all the way to the screen. Here's a tale about a wedding, only it involves a corpse, and one with a specific plan of revenge on the people who've wronged him over his formerly fruitful life. Screenwriter Jameson Brewer and John Fenton Murray go a little crazy with their ideas for the picture, creating a kooky mystery featuring a collection of colorful characters and strange behaviors. "Arnold" has a plan for oddness, especially when it comes to the dispatching of players in the dead man's game, and there's a seasoned cast ready to sell the stuffing out of it all, putting in a laudable effort to make this bit of insanity play like a strange Agatha Christie tale, or perhaps a particularly saucy episode of "Scooby-Doo." Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)

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    1982's "The Curse of the Screaming Dead" is a backyard production from writer/director Tony Malanowski, who attempts to build on his first feature, 1981's widely panned "Night of Horror," with a semi-remake, using all that he's learned from the original experience to fuel a return to fright filmmaking. Unfortunately, Malanowski doesn't exactly make a sizable creative leap with his second at-bat, with "The Curse of the Screaming Dead" a painfully dull viewing experience that's only intermittently pulled out of complete blankness to deal with the threat of the undead. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – We Kill for Love

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    When the words "erotic thriller" are uttered, usually only one person comes to mind: Shannon Tweed. Director Anthony Penta seeks to change such awareness with "We Kill for Love," which is a documentary about the controversial subgenre, which was developing long before Tweed was even born, and continues after her retirement from acting. There's an entire history to explore here, with erotic thrillers developing rapidly over the decades, eventually exploding in the 1980s and '90s, and the helmer is determined to sniff around every corner of interpretation and thought. And I mean every. last. one. There's a lot to "We Kill for Love," which runs a whopping 163 minutes in length — a major sit for a subject that could probably be successfully examined in an hour and a half with judicious editing and a more focused approach. Penta is determined to oversee a behemoth production to make his fine points understood, and he's not having a whole lot of fun with it, as the endeavor is more analytical than anecdotal, going the chilly "Room 237" route with a stern, film theory-style approach, which is undeniably interesting, but with this absurd run time, it occasionally feels like running a marathon with no finish line. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey

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    In 2022, the world of A.A. Milne's "Winnie-the-Pooh" entered the public domain, allowing anyone to use the iconic literary characters, opening the floodgates for imitators and opportunists. Writer/director Rhys Frake-Waterfield is the first to try something with this new Pooh order, electing to avoid the family film circuit and plunge right into horror, concocting "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey," which reimagines the silly old bear as a Leatherface/Jason type, determined to consume and kill as many helpless victims as possible, joined by his pal, Piglet. If you're thinking, "that sounds horrible," you're right, with Frake-Waterfield going the ultra-cheap, quickie route with the production, hoping to cash-in on a beloved brand name with the least amount of moviemaking effort possible. "Blood and Honey" isn't silly or fun, it's a dreary viewing experience with slapdash technical credits and no discernable story, turning time in the Hundred Acre Wood into a punishing viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Argylle

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    Matthew Vaughn enjoys making noisy movies that slip all too easily into overkill. He didn’t start out that way (2004’s “Layer Cake”) but he’s become that way, for most of his career. He’s spent the last decade trying to transform “Kingsman” into a viable franchise (the box office failure of a 2021 prequel didn’t help the cause), and he’s not giving up the fight, returning with a big-budget superspy extravaganza, “Argylle,” which is very much in the same vein as a “Kingsman” sequel, only instead of gentlemanly violence with a collection of heroes and villains, there’s a literary world of characters to untangle here. Scripted by Jason Fuchs (“Pan,” “Ice Age: Continental Drift”), “Argylle” starts off with a spring in its step, only to become a cinematic equivalent of a headache, with Vaughn losing his mind trying to wow viewers with gonzo visuals, turns of plot, and CGI overload. It’s an iffy idea for adventuring turned into a rough 139-minute-long viewing experience, with excess the goal here, not cleverness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Orion and the Dark

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    There’s always been some type of rivalry between DreamWorks Animation and Disney, resulting in movies that were similar, perhaps intentionally so, going back to the “Antz” and “A Bug’s Life” collision of 1998. There’s some of that feeling surrounding the release of “Orion and the Dark,” which, at times, plays much like 2015’s “Inside Out,” following the adventure of a child getting used to the reality of the world around him. He’s joined by the creatures in his mind, but instead of emotions, the eponymous character interacts with multi-colored “Night Entities.” There are moments when the pictures are quite similar, but “Orion and the Night” isn’t quite as close to the heart as “Inside Out,” with screenwriter Charlie Kaufman (making his family film debut) offering a slightly less enthusiastic understanding of growing pains and phobias. It remains a charmingly animated endeavor with a welcome message on the ways of bravery, but it also feels a little too tired at times, and not because the subject matter involves sleep. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Suncoast (2024)

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    Television writer and actress Laura Chinn makes her directorial debut with “Suncoast.” It’s a semi-autobiographical tale of a young woman’s quest for human connection during a time of tremendous emotional demands and typical adolescent awkwardness, with Chinn using her experience with a dying sibling in Florida to inspire a study of family dynamics and loneliness, with a little real-world headline news of the day helping to add some perspective to the story. Chinn scripts with authority for half of the feature, creating deeply wounded characters who have no idea how to interact with each other, left to manage some kind of routine that’s impossible to follow for long. There are two sides to “Suncoast,” which creates a frustrating viewing experience, with the potential for a sensitive, knowing examination of difficult relationships repeatedly disrupted by the banalities of teen cinema. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Tiger’s Apprentice

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    “The Tiger’s Apprentice” is an adaptation of a 2003 YA novel by author Laurence Yep, who created a tale about a boy making contact with the magic that surrounds him, emerging in the form of mythology based on the Chinese zodiac. It’s a tale of adventure and discovery that seems perfectly suited for animation, and certainly the success of “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” has influenced the production, with the feature not exactly turning down an opportunity to vaguely resemble the 2018 hit film. While the endeavor isn’t endowed with an enormous budget, the picture remains flashy, with vivid color and smooth action, and the central exploration into zodiac-inspired heroism and history holds attention. It offers younger viewers blasts of creature antics and villainy, bringing select sequences to life as danger increases for the main character, who’s newly exposed to a different level of reality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Scrambled (2024)

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    Leah McKendrick has been an actress for over 15 years, appearing in an assortment of shorts and features. She attempts to find more control over her creative outputs with “Scrambled,” going triple threat with the endeavor, claiming credits in direction, screenwriting, and acting for this seemingly personal effort. The story concerns the battle of a single woman in her thirties trying to envision a future of parenthood for herself, unsure if she really wants to commit to the responsibility as she decides to freeze her eggs. McKendrick touches on a sensitive subject with “Scrambled,” hoping to reach universal concerns about motherhood and loneliness with the picture, using comedy as a way into some heavy feelings about love and loss. It's this tonal juggling act that becomes an issue for the helmer, who can’t manage mood swings in the film, making for an erratic sit with weirdly unlikable characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Hot Under the Collar

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    Director Richard Gabai found some success with 1991's "Virgin High," which represented his effort to participate in teen horndog cinema from the 1980s, looking to get his career going by playing with a safe subgenre. Unfortunately, the feature wasn't really up to the challenge of providing a raunchy good time, with Gabai more interested in silliness without the comedy chops to sell such craziness. However, profit is profit, and Gabai was sent right back into action for 1992's "Hot Under the Collar," which is a sequel/remake of "Virgin High," with most of the gang back to make trouble at a Catholic institution, revealing some strange hostility toward religion from Gabai. Still, mockery of Christianity is something in "Hot Under the Collar," which largely tries to skate by on nothing, with the helmer recycling some jokes from the previous endeavor, and his new material isn't effective at all, creating quite the patience-testing viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Virgin High

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    1991's "Virgin High" is a little late to the party, but director Richard Gabai is determined to participate in the teen horndog cinema gold rush of the 1980s, offering his take on the undersexed antics of young men trying to terrorize/enchant the young women they're lusting after. The setting is familiar, with boarding school high jinks the name of the game here, but there's a slightly religious curve to the material, with the screenplay laboring to pants Catholic control as it faces the all-powerful ways of horniness. Gabai looks to infuse a little "Airplane!"-style humor into the endeavor, but he's mostly stuck with low-budget shenanigans, which are largely uninspired and weirdly chaste for this type of entertainment. Gabai leads the thespian charge as well, also falling short of subgenre needs, delivering an awkward performance as the top party animal on a mission to force his object of desire to bend to his will while making life hell for an assortment of nuns, security types, and parental figures. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Step Into Silk

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    Shenanigans are afoot in 1985's "Slip Into Silk," which begins with seductive activities at a radio station and graduates to more of a blackmail plot, bringing some structure to this collection of adult cinema highlights. The story isn't advanced, but the production is clearly having a little fun with this endeavor, with plenty of screen time devoted to the actors and their special way of working through scenes. "Slip Into Silk" gets a little peculiar at times, especially when director R. Michael Stringer goes random and permissive with his editing, but it's an entertaining sit, presenting just enough silliness to charm and plenty of heated encounters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Amber Aroused

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    Writer/director Marc Davis doesn't have a grand story to tell with 1985's "Amber Aroused," but he's got a sense of humor about the picture. The helmer keeps things breezy in the film, sticking with unusual acts of seduction and some bizarre playtime among consenting adults, and there's even a robot on the loose, going places Paulie's robot from "Rocky III" never did. "Amber Aroused" is a starring vehicle for Amber Lynn, who provides a plucky performance and total commitment to adult cinema highlights in the feature, helping the endeavor reach a nice fun factor, playing it simple with a small cast of characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com